Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Localboy]

I thought Aey was a woman, but have not met so could be wrong.

haha. There were a couple of times I wished I could pick *her* as she appeared to be the best looking on there! Haha.I give her some credit though, she added the "sideliner" girls. Shows some "concern" for the customers' requests. Hopefully the sideliners get better looking (and more numerous).I have been there quite a few times. Usually when its late (and I'm too lazy to travel too far) or when I want the massage portion as well. Most of the girls there are pretty good with the harder massage (which I like). Of course the happy ending (s) are good too. I usually enjoy my time there. So I can't complain. Hey. At least they are good at something!

[Sonic Bam]

Did a quick search and, yes, previous reports, not negative at all though. And they did answer a couple of questions I had like why she kept squirting oil or lube down her ass crack. There was me thinking it was because she wanted me rub it in ........ Okay, I can be a bit slow on the uptake sometimes. Maybe I will repeat .....

[Sonic Bam]

Angels very busy today about 3pm, too many yellow stickers in the book.Always thought Rina looked really hot on the website and in the book so chose her. Photoshop has definitely been at work. In real life she isn't unattractive but looks a lot different to the stunner in the photos. A few kilos different.Took the 1.5hrs oil option. Asked for a good strong massage and she delivered. Good use made of her not insignificant breasts.Overall, a good session. Would I repeat, probably not, plenty more in the book to get through.During the massage there was something at the back of my mind about previous (negative) reports on here. Need to use the search function.

[Carpediemyes]

I thought Aey was a woman, but have not met so could be wrong.

Aey is a woman. She is usually behind the bar I believe. Her mom started the business some 30 years ago.

[Stannyboy]

Try Tony's massage soi 23.TTM is 100thb adn HJ 300 = Total 400thb

Sounds good. Are there girls here? I did some searches and some said it's a gay place.

[Crazykf]

You're right, you can't blame her but the key point here is that you acknowledge and accept the fact that you are a sucker so you are only doing what suckers do. No one can blame you either, continue to send her money. It is fascinating and what's expected of a sucker!

Yes, I am aware of all this. But I need a sweet companion for my next holiday in LOS and there are worse uses for my money than building bathrooms in Isaan and paying for adult education. My question was: is JC open at the moment? It's not that easy to check from abroad.Thanks

[Barko]

Actually it was Barko that I was asking why he doesn't write better English.

Born and bred Southern California boy.At work, it's all clearly modified for clarity. Internationally classed spoken English, with perfect diction, hyper-extended vocabulary, silent spot phrasing, B2B savvy with nanomachine precision, and crucially maintained 'thought to sound' airspace manipulation concepts. Any time outside of this bubble will be slang. It's called California speak and yes it's hardwired. (Work hard, play harder) Even ultra-rich and/or massively educated high IQ Californians are all that way, and their farts stink same as mine too.Whiners, whoa.Now back home to Thailand. Hey guys! Let's go find some pussy! (Oh, wait did I say something wrong? Oh no, it was obnoxious too? I am so very very sorry. NOT.) Heh.

[NicFrenchy]

You're right, you can't blame her but the key point here is that you acknowledge and accept the fact that you are a sucker so you are only doing what suckers do. No one can blame you either, continue to send her money. It is fascinating and what's expected of a sucker!

I may add that if you want someone to take care of her whyle you are away, well, us expats do that rather well.

[Barko]

Every time I see Yok I can't understand what she is doing here.

Yeah me too. I thought somebody would have (should have) picked that sweet mango off of the tree a long long time ago.Great report Fornic8.Thx!

[Run Mann]

Well I send her money anyway.till my next holiday with her. I know I'm a sucker but she's so crafty about it I find it fascinating. And how can I blame her?

You're right, you can't blame her but the key point here is that you acknowledge and accept the fact that you are a sucker so you are only doing what suckers do. No one can blame you either, continue to send her money. It is fascinating and what's expected of a sucker!

[Rocksoff]

hike to [CodeWord900]. pick may from outside and upstairs we go. we got behind the curtin and she strips buck naked.

yay :-) i'm happy you took may because she gives me dirty looks every time i don't pick her (i used to pick her at kangaroo klub in patpong). you description fits -- in kangaroo it was the same, access all areas and good attitude ..

[Barko]

as i was walking through soi oily (on my way to angel) i noticed a new massage joint across the street: rueanthai massage.anyone tried it? pic attached

will take a peek in there this weekend and report back. the only places i go to right in that specific 24/1 area, are angel and thonglor 2. oh, and that cheap sushi place right there around the corner on suk. all in all it makes for an xlnt afternoon every time.

[NicFrenchy]

As I was walking through Soi Oily (on my way to Angel) I noticed a new Massage joint across the street: Rueanthai Massage.Anyone Tried it? Pic Attached

[M P Lurker]

I like Barko's style. It's definitely not boring. You call it nutty... I call it bukowskinesque. There, take that for proper Engrish!

Well I stand corrected. I checked the rules, and it appears Barko-speak does not directly violate rules like:"Please do not compose your reports in strange or ancient dialects such as..* Olde English* Deep South "Southern drawls"* Star-Trek "Space Trekkie" talk* Carribean "Pirate" talk* Ebonics, Jive or Ghetto talk* Spanglish * Mimicking any other ancient or regional dialects.This styles of writing are difficult to read and especially confusing to the Forum's many non-native English readers."I have no idea what "bukowskinesque" is but I'm sure it would not appeal to me.Anyway I will assume that Barko is rather "Dingk Dongk" or maybe half sozzled at the time of writing.Or is it just a strange alter-ego?

[Crazykf]

its possible. we cannot say categorically untue. sometimes the weirdest most unbelievable stories that thai girls tell turn out to be true, but be skeptical of course. without the name of the soapy, cannot be proven easily.jc girl told me that nearby new versailles, where she used to work, had closed down, re-opened and possibly closed again. problems with police and possible lack of business.i check in a week or so if has actually closed recently.soapy closures are relatively rare, but happen occasionally due to land being aquired for other purpose or due to police raid on **** girls (catherine). if the later, they will uusually re-open after a period.but miirage closed down to build a new hotel. the termae soapy closed many years ago. mona lisa closed and now has been replaced by la belle. etc.

the girl i'm in contact with tells me her soapie (jc infinity) is closed till july because of problems with the police. can anyone confirm? of course, that damn car payment is due, tough luck! well i send her money anyway.till my next holiday with her. i know i'm a sucker but she's so crafty about it i find it fascinating. and how can i blame her?