Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Run Mann]

I finally made the effort to visit the Shitlom branch since Welcomed by one decent looking girl and 3 dogs I did not likeLooks like Shitlom as a lot more rooms but I prefer the welcome and bigger reception area at 33 branch

You do realize it is Chitlom and not Shitlom or is that your play on words about because of your disapproval of that branch?

[John Euro]

Wow, I am surprised.Luxury used to (still kind of is) a fav place of mine. Having said that I never had Miss PANG.The session could have been better for you but I can't blame you at all because I have done exactly the same as you countless times.. until the day I decided not to take any crap from the girls any more.

Nick, Thanks for sharing your thoughts on it and I know it is one of your fav places In your PM to me on 12 January you told me: For your Soi 19 question, Luxury is a nice Spa and I guess you can bring your miss out there ? Example you bring your wife out there or a women walks in for a massage only, the girl get maybe only 100thb extra tip, I will see there reaction, same for exclusive. Good I did not try your suggestion LOL.From what I have seen there occasionally I would have been in big trouble with doing that, when I was waiting for my girl, the receptionist gave the photo book to a younger western couple that just walked in, from what I could see on the women here face and reaction when seeing the pictures, she really did not expected that kid of presentation, maybe only a menu and they left again.I actually took a 1. 5h session, then they normally understand what you wantJE

[NicFrenchy]

Wow, I am surprised.Luxury used to (still kind of is) a fav place of mine. Having said that I never had Miss PANG.John Euro, The session could have been better for you but I can't blame you at all because I have done exactly the same as you countless times.. until the day I decided not to take any crap from the girls any more. Always keep a positive attitude and most of all (and Easy2007 nailed it) is you want FS, SKIP the massage. Foreplay is very important for me so I always start by telling the girl I want special and invite her to shower with me. In the shower, the Foreplay starts, I dictate the pace and she follows (you will find TGs like that). If you don't do that, she will do her routine.My problem is that I never have enough with 1 hour for the FS only... so I laugh when the girls ask you for FS with 10 mn left on the clock.Next time, you should not have accepted the HJ at all. just let her finish the massage and give her no tip (or 20thb). This will teach her for trying to rip you off with a 800 HJ. But I have rarely come across girls like these. Maybe I'll try PANG next time I go to Luxury and see if she tries to pull the same trick.

[John Euro]

I think I read John's report differently to Soapy and yourself, my take is that he did go there for FS but the girl's attitude and service totally put him off. I would probably have reacted the same way as him with this kind of service (as I perceive it from his report).

Sonic Bam, Well read, this exactly what was saying, when I walk up to the room I use always my French charm with being polite and a bit funny, with my sixth sense I feel right away if its gone work or not, 99% it works, this time it was not there, the girl as to please the client to some make money and the 1500 is not just granted because you walk in. If she tell me in two words to shower in a tub and lay face down then I will see how she is gone turn me to deserve here 1500. Wile from the same company, there have been more not soo good reports on Luxury but as far as I remember non on Thonglor.John

[Sonic Bam]

You'll find that Luxury Soi 19 is really an FS place. The girls are often not interested in doing any massage or HJ/BJ, they just want to get done with FS and get the 1500 baht in the bag.If you are feeling not really in the mood for FS, then avoid places like this, and keep to the more standard oil massage places you see everywhere, where there is no book and you pick one of the available girls, as you will always get a HJ, and its always a 500 baht tip and she will be very happy with it.Places like Luxury really are only of use to those who are sure they want FS when they go inside, and then, if he girls are busy, do not take the leftovers, there is a reason why some girls are busy and others not.

I think I read John's report differently to Soapy and yourself, my take is that he did go there for FS but the girl's attitude and service totally put him off. I would probably have reacted the same way as him with this kind of service (as I perceive it from his report).

[John Euro]

If you are feeling not really in the mood for FS, and then, if he girls are busy, do not take the leftovers, there is a reason why some girls are busy and others not.

I agree and I know this perfectly, I am not new to the BK MP scene and know what Luxury stands for, when they just opened I figured out that they are related to Thonglor II, at that time they had most Thonglor girl pictures on there website. I visit Thonglor many times never any problem.I went there for FS but just testing the situation in the beginning how she would go on with it, You did not read at which point I lost my interest in FS with here, It went wrong from the beginning due to here attitude, she did not showed any interest or friendliness and I should not have taken this leftover, that was part of my message to fellow mongers.John

[Easy2007]

You'll find that Luxury Soi 19 is really an FS place. The girls are often not interested in doing any massage or HJ/BJ, they just want to get done with FS and get the 1500 baht in the bag.If you are feeling not really in the mood for FS, then avoid places like this, and keep to the more standard oil massage places you see everywhere, where there is no book and you pick one of the available girls, as you will always get a HJ, and its always a 500 baht tip and she will be very happy with it.Places like Luxury really are only of use to those who are sure they want FS when they go inside, and then, if he girls are busy, do not take the leftovers, there is a reason why some girls are busy and others not.

From my hotel it took me only 10 minutes to walk to the well discussed Luxury hotel MP at Soi 19. A nice and friendly receptionist lady that pushing me a bit to take a combined package with Jacuzzi, scrub etc but that was not where I was looking for this time.Went trough the photo book and I asked for a few popular names that I received from some mongers but all these girls are occupied for at least anther hour (as they always say to sell another one), she kept on saying take this girl and that one but 3 girl names have been motioned as bad experience on this forum before, I took finally Miss PANG and yes as said before, the pictures are nicely photo shopped (my hobby) and also blown up, when Pang came around the corner, noticed she looks a lot thinner and smaller than on the picture but the decision was made, will see.She took the toolbox from beside the sofa, together upstairs with the mayor PM girl questions, where come from ? your name and you first time here, where you stay, this all done when going upstairs. We entered in the room with Jacuzzi and she told me to take a shower, big surprise to me, she left the room and I find this a bit unhandsome showering alone and also in a tub, there where on the way up plenty shower rooms free. I even did not have the time and reaction to ask here for joining me for a shower. I have been sitting for about 10min naked on the tub side till she came back, told me to lay down and with face down, she lost right away a few credit points as I did not like the tone and here absence, I could not place here attitude why and I am definitely not ugly bear but nice and friendly to here.After rubbing a long time on my back without any teasing I turned around, continue massaging my thighs with a occasionally ball touch, this turned me even more off instead of on and she lost again some points, my interest for this girl and FS was almost gone by now.She asked finally unfriendly, do you want extra, me: yes, what?s about a good BJ to see here reaction, she shows me a angry face and said, I don?t do BJ or mouth job, do you like FS, yes when the BJ is include, NO I give no BJ, this was enough for me and said, ok only HJ then, she asked immediately 800thb for it, I said, lady I work in BK long time and now the pricing, its 500 everywhere, again a angry face with the confirmation se needs 800 thb and I refused it all, she must have realised that here income was going trough the drain and tried to sell me a body to body only for 1000 thb to get some income but I declined this also as the time was almost over and my mood gone, she gets up and wrapped a big towel around here still dressed body.She continue finally with rubbing oil on my chest en belly with a last try if I still wanted the HJ, me, ok yes 500 and aggressively she said, only if you don?t touch my body, there was of course the towel protection for. I agreed but should not have done this as it was only a bit stroking without any special touching, I showered again, no one word said, piad the 500 wo tip and a good bye on the out.What a Fck attitude and why, a bad day? Most other girls would have been nice to you and trying to get you hot and horny from the beginning and convince that way for securing there extra income. At Thonglor for example, several times some girls have been asking me if I want them to shower together with me even before I had the chance to ask it myself, never a price discussion upfront as we all know the standard price, if the job is excellent they get a tip on top, however this went wrong from the start as I could feel some tension at the first moment. I know this is mainly a FS place but here approach was definitely wrong from the beginning.John EuroEDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[M P Lurker]

Looking at things from a different angle, isn't that why a lot of girls refuse LT? maybe they also don't want to wake up next to a "dog" (punter) in the morning and maybe that's also the reason why they drink a lot of tequilas

You crack me up but very valid points.There are bar girls that rarely do long time and others that rarely go with customer at all. Some of these were avoiding the "dogs". Others only fuck guys that really appeal to them. You have to respect bar girls that hardly ever agree to go with a customer. There was a top class dancer at Long Gun who I never saw agree to go with a customer, even though plenty asked including me, but apparently she had done so very rarely. Always seemed to be having her period or family thing to do early in morning, or birthday party, etc.You are spot on about the tequillas, for sure. I have certainly bought tequillas to get the girl over inhibitions and make her hot for me. But didn't work with the Long Gun dancer. She could drink like a fish, even though very skinny, and still do the dance show with complete poise. I am in wrong thread, as all this is not relevant to MP girls, except I suppose that soapy girls don't have to wake up next to "dogs" in strange beds in the morning.

[PrinceMV2]

excellent report. after going thru your report i guess the three mps are the best bet, & the [CodeWord900]. i personally don't prefer the soapys, as the servise is too mechanical. in my last visit i picked a very young girl from a disc & took her to my hotel room for lt in 2000bt. was very satisfying experience.

after reading through this board many times during my recent trip to bangkok, felt obliged to quickly pass on some of my experiences and adventures in the "pay for play" arena.spent two weeks in bangkok recently for some business, but was able to squeeze in good time for fun as well. was my attempt to blow some of my bonus! tried escort services, soapy massage parlors, and other massage type places and came away with the following thoughts and observations: escort services: your mileage may vary, but i was very disappointed given the high $$.1. first girl was from bkk141 ("pu"). cost was 5000 baht for 2 hours. she came to my hotel. looked different from photos. and super ordinary looking. barely spoke english and was extremely boring. and complained that i had too hairy of a chest! i literally couldn't get aroused enough to do anything with her and dispatched her within an hour without much sex.complete waste of $.2. second girl the next night was from bangkok gold ("fern"). cost was 6000 baht for 2 hours. spoke to a guy on the phone. will. who was very helpful and after my experience with bkk141 assured me that fern had a good personality and was not shy and spoke really good english, and would also love a glass of white wine. this ended up being true, and overall the experience was pretty good. if you like daty this is definitely a girl for you. however her photo was definitely off from the website. she was decently good looking. but not sure i would have picked her from a soapie lineup.3. third girl was an afternoon romp from erotika queens ("jip"). cost was 6000 baht for 2 hours. she was decently attractive, but for third time the photos are very misleading. sex was super mechanical. she went straight into a covered bj without any kind of other stimulation to set the mood. looked at the clock a lot too. was disappointed. also not the best body, especially for 6000 baht! and the website said she spoke good english, which ended up being completely false.overall: i know there is a lot of discussion about these agencies. and others have had better experiences. but i personally can't recommend this route. given the cost, i would have expected super high quality with photos that were reasonably close to the websites. instead, i was disappointed in each case. agencies are probably better if you're super strapped for time and want discretion and convenience. if you must do this, make sure you ask detailed questions to get the kind of woman you want, and lower your expectations of how the girl will look in person. better yet find women who have been reviewed elsewhere.soapy massage parlors: a mixed bag, but overall good experiences1. nataree. opens earlier than most (i think around 1:30pm) with a good lineup. i thought many of the sideliners were really good, especially for the price (2600 baht). had a really good experience with one sideliner. i think her name was meow. cute girl and worked very hard to please. i liked how she did the shower thing quickly so we can get on with the sex. also tried a girl from the fishbowl. the soapie experience on a inflatable mattress was a bit much and long for me. rooms are decent. staff was nice. no pressure to make a decision.2. amsterdam. probably the best looking lineup i've seen, but prices are definitely on the higher side. tried a girl named king. 5100 baht for 90 minutes. she's in the highest category "supermodel" there and was a former thai penthouse girl. very nice and one of the most attractive women there. sex was very good. worthwhile experience if you can afford it. i took her for 3 sessions. the staff there is very nice. highly recommend. also was in a vip room that was unbelievably big. even had a urinal inside which can be very convenient! 3. poseidon. huge complex. tried a fishbowl girl for 2500 baht who was a great performer. the fishbowl girls range from about 2500 to 3000 baht when i was there. there is also a models floor that opens at 4pm. although quality to me was mixed. definitely some stunners. caters very much to japanese.4. caesars. pricey. picked a sideline girl for 4, 000 baht who spoke zero english but was a total stunner and excellent in bed. my problem with this place is the layout. the women sit a bit far from the viewing area, which is small. not as good as others. 5. other places. walked into a few other places but didn't pick a woman.emmanuelle is right next to nataree. good selection but nothing that caught my eye. excellent layout and space though. cupidy massage i saw quickly. one of the only places where the sideline girls were aggressive about making gestures to you. most others you'll just get a smile if anything, but here they really wanted you to pick them! overall: best value for looks is nataree. i thought many of the sideliners there were considered "models" in other places. you can't go wrong with any of the places mentioned. depends how much you want to spend. i recommend you speak to the staff. i often tipped them and they pointed me in the right direction. what i like about these places is you can see the girl clearly upfront and can spend according to your budget."other" places: 1. aviva massage: in soi 8 sukhumvit. the massage prices are normal, but the girls will ask you if you want a special massage. 500 for hj, 1000 for bj, 1500 full service. went a few times and the quality was good. i actually never went for anything special but liked the place because facilities are nice and the massage is pretty decent. be warned though the girls do get annoyed if you don't do anything special, so i ended up tipping well.2. [CodeWord900]. also soi 8. for bbbjs that only cost 700 baht. a strange place inside. the upstairs has curtains separating you and its dingy. better to go here after a drink or two. recommend you pick the girl yourself outside before going in. once you go inside the bar a random girl will come ask you if you want a bj and she's unlikely to be cute. funny story. picked this girl "dream" who was excellent and gave me a 40 minute bbbj (took forever because i was quite tipsy). i liked her so much i decided to barfine her to go clubbing. i spent a ton of money on this. maybe 8-10k! i was too drunk to care or think properly. i will say dream is fun and looks amazing outside of [CodeWord900] when wearing jeans and more normal attire. not sure why she's working at [CodeWord900] but she's a must try. she starts in evening shift at 5pm (better looking girls then).3. tulip massage. the much talked about place near soi 38 sukhumvit. went twice and had very different experiences. first girl was okay, but the second was incredible and the best i met in bangkok. so much so that i barfined her for an evening out on the town and nightcap, which was very cheap. i think 1000 baht to tulip and 1500 baht to the girl. i think the quality of girls at tulip is okay, but the service is incredible.overall: tulip is definitely worth the hype, but the quality can vary so you may want to make an advanced booking for the girl you want. at the very least pick a girl downstairs yourself. for the money though (600 baht for 90 minutes + 1500 to girl) i got sex and service that was better than any other place in bangkok. barfining here is a bargain.i'd be happy to answer some questions.editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here for more information.

[John Euro]

From my hotel it took me only 10 minutes to walk to the well discussed Luxury hotel MP at Soi 19. A nice and friendly receptionist lady that pushing me a bit to take a combined package with Jacuzzi, scrub etc but that was not where I was looking for this time.Went trough the photo book and I asked for a few popular names that I received from some mongers but all these girls are occupied for at least anther hour (as they always say to sell another one), she kept on saying take this girl and that one but 3 girl names have been motioned as bad experience on this forum before, I took finally Miss PANG and yes as said before, the pictures are nicely photo shopped (my hobby) and also blown up, when Pang came around the corner, noticed she looks a lot thinner and smaller than on the picture but the decision was made, will see.She took the toolbox from beside the sofa, together upstairs with the mayor PM girl questions, where come from ? your name and you first time here, where you stay, this all done when going upstairs. We entered in the room with Jacuzzi and she told me to take a shower, big surprise to me, she left the room and I find this a bit unhandsome showering alone and also in a tub, there where on the way up plenty shower rooms free. I even did not have the time and reaction to ask here for joining me for a shower. I have been sitting for about 10min naked on the tub side till she came back, told me to lay down and with face down, she lost right away a few credit points as I did not like the tone and here absence, I could not place here attitude why and I am definitely not ugly bear but nice and friendly to here.After rubbing a long time on my back without any teasing I turned around, continue massaging my thighs with a occasionally ball touch, this turned me even more off instead of on and she lost again some points, my interest for this girl and FS was almost gone by now.She asked finally unfriendly, do you want extra, me: yes, what?s about a good BJ to see here reaction, she shows me a angry face and said, I don?t do BJ or mouth job, do you like FS, yes when the BJ is include, NO I give no BJ, this was enough for me and said, ok only HJ then, she asked immediately 800thb for it, I said, lady I work in BK long time and now the pricing, its 500 everywhere, again a angry face with the confirmation se needs 800 thb and I refused it all, she must have realised that here income was going trough the drain and tried to sell me a body to body only for 1000 thb to get some income but I declined this also as the time was almost over and my mood gone, she gets up and wrapped a big towel around here still dressed body.She continue finally with rubbing oil on my chest en belly with a last try if I still wanted the HJ, me, ok yes 500 and aggressively she said, only if you don?t touch my body, there was of course the towel protection for. I agreed but should not have done this as it was only a bit stroking without any special touching, I showered again, no one word said, piad the 500 wo tip and a good bye on the out.What a Fck attitude and why, a bad day? Most other girls would have been nice to you and trying to get you hot and horny from the beginning and convince that way for securing there extra income. At Thonglor for example, several times some girls have been asking me if I want them to shower together with me even before I had the chance to ask it myself, never a price discussion upfront as we all know the standard price, if the job is excellent they get a tip on top, however this went wrong from the start as I could feel some tension at the first moment. I know this is mainly a FS place but here approach was definitely wrong from the beginning.John EuroEDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[John Euro]

Weekend, finally some time to catch up with writing, I have been to much on the road in and out BK lately but I did not forgot to monger every day where possible, here some experincesAfter being for a long time dedicated to the 33 shop and Sazanka, I finally made the effort to visit the Shitlom branch since I knew they have a able wash instead of just that little chair with a opening for ball?s and junior as at the 33 shower area.Welcomed by one decent looking girl and 3 dogs I did not like, I asked for a few names I had on my shortlist, they all serving now in 33 branch and Miki is still there as well, WOW, lucky not to let here loose face again for not choosing here.I asked for Shizuka and she was available, I opted for the 80min V5 course for 1580 thb promotion. Shizuka is a nice looking kid, good English and with bit a sense of humour. It is the same mik-mak from going up to the room to undress and back to ground floor for the wet area. The table wash and shampoo was a good average treatment without much teasing, a bit ball massage and ass rimming with the question if I wanted 2 or 3 fingers in it, What, you Joking, the scrub was not as good as I had in the CMI Akasuri but she works trough here standard Akane programme and nothing else more, does not allow much body touching as she takes the lead all the time, I must recon that here BJ skills are good, no complains about it. After I blew my load she came laying on top of me and gave me a good GFE with some nice talking just as she was a long time GF, nicely done of course, now she could skip the massage works now and have a rest on my chest. I have never been 80 min inside instead of having a 80 Akane session but have left the place perfectly clean inside and outside.Looks like Shitlom as a lot more rooms but I prefer the welcome and bigger reception area at 33 branch, it?s more amicable there, easier to inspect the line up from a distance wile on the sofa and the whole place upstairs is less messy than the Chitlom branch.JohnEDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[NicFrenchy]

I wouldn't want to get a shock and wakeup next to a "dog" (ugly girl) in the morning.

Looking at things from a different angle, isn't that why a lot of girls refuse LT? maybe they also don't want to wake up next to a "dog" (punter) in the morning and maybe that's also the reason why they drink a lot of tequilas

[M P Lurker]

So can a couple of beers.

Good one, but I wouldn't know about that.If I am going to fuck, then I don't drink more than one. I am concerned about being able to perform at my best. I guess this is kind of "sex-totaller" (meaning having sex instead of drinking).If the girl is sex super-star but not that good looking in the face, I tend to take her for a short time only. I wouldn't want to get a shock and wakeup next to a "dog" (ugly girl) in the morning. But must sometimes happen to guys that were drinking a lot

[Sonic Bam]

Ah, I digressed. Loosing weight can make girls look a lot prettier sometimes.

So can a couple of beers.

[M P Lurker]

Meet Tang aka Sukmie ( what's in a name: http://www.asianwhispers.com/asian_l...ukmie.1.21.htm

Surely only a lady boy would have the audacity to call herself "Suk Me" although it should be "Me Suk" I guess.