Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[NicFrenchy]

As I left Tony's massage, I continued further down soi 23 and stopped at one of the massage joints where a real cutie was looking at me all smiles.I am not sure about the name of the place but the ladies were wearing white tops. 300 for 1 hour oil and up we go.Little room and a mattress on the floor, the lady asked me to "take off" and left to get her oil. When she came back I was with my underwear and she asked me to "take off everything sir". Ok, I obliged.Massage was good and for a girl her size she was quite powerful. 15 minutes into the massage she started to massage my ass. she was nor actually massaging but more like caressing the cheeks, slowly moving towards the center. Without asking or being told she was withink minutes caressing my balls and shaft. She slowly came up to my ear adn whispered: "turn please"She elevated my butt onto her legs and started a very soft balls massage and while not an expert one, it was still very pleasurable as she brought me to the brink of exploding many times.We relaxed after a while and I tried to take off her Shirt but she refused. No BJ, no FS, no clothes coming off. All she was offering was a HJ.I usually never go for it but this time I was really hard and there was no way I was walking out of this place without paiting the ceiling I agreed to a Clothed HJ for 300 and she went to work. Started as a balls massage that got me really hard, if Kamagra achieves the same results then I might consider taking a little from time to time.I am a very slow comer when in a HJ situation and this time was no different. They usually use way too much oil so I asked her to not put a lot of it and she did so.She did give me a 25 minutes HJ, the sensation was very pleasurable and the best was when she squeezed the base of my penis real tight (acting as a cock ring), my shaft became very hard and engorged, the pleasure was multiplied by 2. She went fiercely up and down until I was shooting a very abundant load. Orgasm was very intense, I was in heaven.... for about 5 seconds... until I discovered blood was coming out of the side of my dick. The surprising thing was that there was no pain. The wound was just a result of her rubbing her hand fiercely on my cock, causing the skin to crack and bleed a little (like a burn). Many little cracks that will prevent me from having sex for about a week!! Fuck fuck fuck!! Next time I'll let her oil my prick abundantly.Only a few people can say they experienced the HJ from HELL, however I am more fortunate than a certain senior member of this board (sorry, not trying to revive any bad memories here).I wish there is a cream that can fix this quickly but by the look of it, it looks like I'll be sexless for about a week... if not more.

[NicFrenchy]

Having passed this place many times and seing these fit, Thai guys with very sexy T-shirts on I had pegged this place as a 100% Gay joint. Most ladies who were working at Tony's now work at May Massage.Too bad because a lot of people had great experiences there with the lady masseuses, giving Thai Massages for 100thb/hour and release for an extra 200.Well I was there yesterday and much to my surprise there were 2 ladies at the front. I stopped and asked them "you work here?", they looked at me and smiles "yes, please come inside". When I stepped inside I saw 2 japanese ladies choosing their masseur. Mmmhhh... maybe this place isn't so gay after all. The Japanese girls were all giggly so I believe the guys offer extras too? LOLI passed on the Massage offer and moved down the road to another massage place: BIG Mistake it turned out but for this I will write a separate review.For you all that thought (me included) that Tonys was a gay joint, well it appears not. The guys seem to attract a Feminine Japanese clientele.When I was in the room with them, both ladies eyed me from head to toe and smiled, I think they were horny. I thought of Paying for their massage + a tip to the males and take the ladies to my place for a nice Threesome, but even after 4 years here, I am way too shy to try that.

[NicFrenchy]

When I came downstairs at 6.30 PM the lineup had improved so I guess most of the Thai men were expected home for dinner.So I would not repeat with this girl, and was really wasted time and sperm since I would be having Yok for the whole night. What was I thinking?

Out of curiosity, what was the Fee for this 19yold?

[M P Lurker]

Last time I went to Tarawadee a couple of real stunners. D122 was gorgeous, but seems to be hard to find her at work.This time arrived about 4PM on Saturday. Line up of white skinned girls, every one had a fake nose (virtually) that looked silly. This must be Thai spec, all these fake looks. Had to comment to the papasan that I liked the girl serving food and drinks as she had a nice natural look (no fake nose and not a flat one).Saw one nice looking girl Q83 (I think) but she was booked for 90 mins so thought about waiting her if couldn't get another nice one. Finally chose a girl whose nose was acceptable, but she was a newbie and had never gone with Farang before. Despite me speaking Thai and assuring her that I wasn't a sadist she was too scared to go with the "giant".Finally a cutie came down witha small cute nose (all natural) S9. Miss Naam from Buri Ram was only 19. I was already thinking I had made a mistake as I usually go with girls at least 23 YO.Turned out my fears were valid, She had only been working a short time, and while her looks were fine, her personality fine, she just didn't know how to do anything much on the bed and was hoping I would come quick (no way). In the end we both got one pop (her from DATY).When I came downstairs at 6.30 PM the lineup had improved so I guess most of the Thai men were expected home for dinner.So I would not repeat with this girl, and was really wasted time and sperm since I would be having Yok for the whole night. What was I thinking?

[PauloThai]

... I could have done some more research so I would have know the name of a girl to ask for but seeing there were only 2 choices available to me, they showed me their photo in the book, it didn?t really matter. Mike

Helllo Mike,As i read this forum there can only be one advice for a girl.There are great reports about YOK. Enjoy and have fun !Thank you for your reporting.Khob khun khap,Cheers

[Centaurus]

I went to Platinum on Thonglor Soi 3 because of a nice pic on the webpage (Aum). It?s an oily that opened less than a year ago. They have a discount card, 10 visits gets you a 50% price reduction. Friendly receptionist, very basic room (size of the bed plus shower plus 30 cm).Aum started the lotion massage (1. 050 b) in her underwear. When I was flipped around, I asked her to get naked. Large but saggy naturals, nice butt.When the special was officially starting, she more or less stopped doing anything but a bit of halfhearted dickfondling. No kissing (bad tooth), no fingering (hurt), no BBBJ (against house policy, danger of hepatitis). She allowed DATY, but stayed cool (probably just a good way to have the clock tick). By then I was a bit unhappy, and at some time in our discussion she said "ok no special". Not sure whether she meant that as a threat, but I gladly accepted.I left the discount card at the counter.

[M P Lurker]

Mick,Please don't wear Yok out! I want her to be in good condition for another three-day takeout with me when I return in the spring.Canyon

I'm sure she will recover, although she seems to be lazy to go to work today. Must have made her work too hard LOL Is that what happened to you? Took her for one night and then found that just couldn't let her go?

[Canyon]

Despite Yok reaching superdtar status IMHO, she is still bookable. Bangkok is quiet and so are the MPs.I will report on my takeout booking later.Tonight she is joining me for Giotto's Lodge "Pool Party".Problem: She has no swimsuit .... yet

Mick,Please don't wear Yok out! I want her to be in good condition for another three-day takeout with me when I return in the spring.Canyon

[Dan7373]

I was in Soi 23 today and walking about checking the small massage joints.This one Caught my eye: Urban Male Massage.It was still not open but they were touching up paint and decorating the outside.Whether it will be a straight or Gay massage is anyone's guess. I did not have the balls to enter and askSee the black sign in the picture

It's a massage by men possibly for gay men. Or (less likely) for farang women.http://urbanmalemassage.com/

[Member #3200]

Come on Nic, take one for the team-literally & figuratively--hahahaha alll joking aside, I have a bad feeling about the place being a man/man action joint.

[NicFrenchy]

I was in Soi 23 today and walking about checking the small massage joints.This one Caught my eye: Urban Male Massage.It was still not open but they were touching up paint and decorating the outside.Whether it will be a straight or Gay massage is anyone's guess. I did not have the balls to enter and askSee the black sign in the picture

[M P Lurker]

Some may recall that I mentioned in the past that Soapy MP Mona Lisa was under full reconstruction till perhaps late in the year.Some may even remember papasan Oscar from there. He tells me that the new opening is imminent. Probably 3 Jan.Its going to be a very grand upscale place under same ownership as Utopia. The name will be "La Belle". They will be probably be aiming at upscale customers including Japanese, Korean, and "classy" Farangs so I am guressing a Farang surcharge obviously.But I will check it out and report in more detail once it has opened.

[M P Lurker]

Dude...it's obvious that you are not stingy or cheap.....you are a good hearted, handsome man. No one ain't say'in nuffin negative about ya neither. Dude...mai pen rai, Krap.สุภาพบุรุษอัศวินที่แสนดีและกล้าหาญ

Shit, thats pretty fancy Thai. I had to look up อัศวิน (knight in shining armour)Doesn't often come up in casual conservation with bar girls LOL So the full translation for those weird enough to be curious:"A gentleman knight in shining armour that is very best and courageous."This is rather "Bpaak Waan" too (laying it on a bit thick).

[Lover Boy #2]

It's only money, dude. A bit of extra dosh means a lot more to her than me. Plus I ain't no ขี้เหนียว neither.

Dude...it's obvious that you are not stingy or cheap.....you are a good hearted, handsome man. No one ain't say'in nuffin negative about ya neither. Dude...mai pen rai, Krap.สุภาพบุรุษอัศวินที่แสนดีและกล้าหาญ

[NicFrenchy]

Tonight she is joining me for Giotto's Lodge "Pool Party".Problem: She has no swimsuit .... yet

Damn! Damn! Damn! I have plans tonight so I will not be able to meet her! I guess i'll have to book her someday then.Was surprised to see Mick still walking after his YOK session yesterday!