Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Mackin]

I must agree with escort fan on my experience at darling mp last spring. I wrote a report at the time that it was not a good experience. I don't remember the number of the girl but she was what I would call cold. Very mechanical and not real interested. On the way out she ask for a tip. I shouldn't have but I did give her a small one.The question is, Is Darling going down hill or are we picking the wrong girl. My first visit was very good. Havn't seen much reported about Darling so it is hrd to tell. Mackin

[Dan7373]

With her looks, it sounds like a bargain unless there is up sell for extras. Even if extras are more she looks pretty damn cute. Will be interested in any reviews.Good Luck,Slim

Yes, 1000 Baht is only for massage. Extras cost more. The price is probably about the same as you would pay for an escort lady.http://bangkok.craigslist.co.th/ers/922305743.htmlhttp://www.picturetrail.com/sfx/album/view/20868257

[Nvslim]

She goes by the name of Beem and charges 1,000 for 2 hours

With her looks, it sounds like a bargain unless there is up sell for extras. Even if extras are more she looks pretty damn cute. Will be interested in any reviews.Good Luck,Slim

[NicFrenchy]

Wow! I wanted to share this girl I saw on the net.She goes by the name of Beem and charges 1,000 for 2 hours for massage at your place.Her number: + 66 898199233I have not tried her so please do not IM me asking about experiences.I just am very tempted to call her but if someone here wants to try her first, please do!And no, I do not have any financial stake in her business, I am just curious about her services so if you want to try her, please post the review.

[NicFrenchy]

Hey Nic,I know you’ve told us before that you sometimes won’t identify a lady or tell us what kinky things she does to you, and I respect that completely as I feel very much the same about my favorite girls. I’m selfish too.Normally, I’m not interested in the specifics of a fellow monger’s encounters, but this time you really have me wondering about this 53 year old of yours and what she could possibly be doing to make you keep coming back. After all, she’s 23 years older than you, right? Wow!!! That’s a huge age difference. She must be dynamite!!! -------I just can’t imagine romance with a lady 23 years older than me. Come on, Nic, won’t you spare us a few details? She must be far more for you than just a great cook.

Ok ok... I will spit it (report coming very soon).Actually I only saw her once (surprisingly, at her place) but she was good enough for me to be going back.Yes, she is 23 years my elder but her body is firm and she in insatiable (yes, she outsexes me! if there is such a thing).

[Daddy07]

I was home yesterday, no girlfriend, no gik, my latest 53 years old lady was only available late...

Hey Nic,I know you?ve told us before that you sometimes won?t identify a lady or tell us what kinky things she does to you, and I respect that completely as I feel very much the same about my favorite girls. I?m selfish too.Normally, I?m not interested in the specifics of a fellow monger?s encounters, but this time you really have me wondering about this 53 year old of yours and what she could possibly be doing to make you keep coming back. After all, she?s 23 years older than you, right? Wow!!! That?s a huge age difference. She must be dynamite!!! When I was about your age, I had a long term affair with a woman 8 years my senior. The sex was unbelievably intense and satisfying. We once went to a motel where she got me off 7 times in 24 hours ? a record for me unbroken to this day. At 62, I can still pop twice in an hour sometimes, but after that I?m exhausted and need at least a days rest. I was 28, she 36, and very beautiful in the prime of her sexuality then.I just can?t imagine romance with a lady 23 years older than me. Come on, Nic, won?t you spare us a few details? She must be far more for you than just a great cook.

[NicFrenchy]

It gets confusing when list of favourites starts getting too long, and have to ponder which geirl today?

Hahaha, that's a very good Problem to have! think about all the guys seating in the US or Europe... reading this wishing they could be in this situation

[M P Lurker]

You are obviously right. Yes, choice of wording is very important however some of us are not native English speakers so it can prove difficult. English is my 3rd language.Having said that, I am not there to also turn a negative experience into an average session (on the forum), I believe that by posting a review you have a duty towards your fellow mongers to tell the truth: if the lady was bad, I think we have to say so, using good words, yes, but the readers have to feel the session went bad.I think that in my 4 years (and counting) of mongering across LOS I only encountered 2 providers that were very bad, I think it is a very positive ratio. Thai p4p ladies in general are good at what they do.

I cancelled a Soapy session at least twice this year, not wanting to waste anymore valuable time with the girl, but rather to get another quickly to me in a good mood.I never blame the girl if she just doesn't excite me. I had plenty of oridinary sessions that were O.K. but I wouldn't bother to repeat.But there were quite a few girls where I have wanted to keep repeating that were in the excellent category.It gets confusing when list of favourites starts getting too long, and have to ponder which geirl today?I better start ringing them and tell them don't go away for New Year. I'm Cooooooming!

[NicFrenchy]

i was home yesterday, no girlfriend, no gik, my latest 53 years old lady was only available late so i decided to go for an oil massage (without oil lol).as i said earlier in my reports, i am getting really comfortable at luxury because of their very nice facilities. cashier welcomes me with a great smile, gives me the book and a glass of water (she knows what i like!)she told me that today she want to recommend a girl for me, she take very good care! guarantee! hmmm, i am not sure why she would want to push a lady on me, maybe my fav was busy? tired? maybe the girl did not have any customers? so the cashier wants to give her some business? who knows.i smile and tell the cashier "ok, up to you". she was very excited and happy i went for her speech. she smiled and asked me to relax, lady come see you now.well, all i can say is that i was not disappointed with my first impression! the girl looked good! very good. she was all smiles and looked at me with hungry eyes. she said something to the cashier and the cashier smiled, then told me "she say that she lucky" and they both giggled. ego stroking for the farang? for sure! but hey, it's all an illusion so might as well take it and smile :din the room she was all smiles, disrobed me and joined me in the shower where it all began. her body is great and she was proud to show it! she made fun of my chest hair as she was sucking on my nipples. with a very fun and playful shower as appetizer, it was time to get serious. she asked me to lay down for the massage and i smiled "no massage". she got the hint and came closer to me so that i could take off her towel.what a great body!i treated her like a girlfriend, i lightly kissed her ears, neck moving down giving her a catbath. she was already wet and i did ot even touch her tits or pussy yet! one thing is that she did not want to kiss, but it is not that important for me adn i respect her wish not to so i did not force her.she gave me a very nice hj/bj combination before covering johnson and mounting me: tight girl! sex was good and during missionnary, as she was reaching orgasm, she went on to kiss me (even bit my lip a little). i will surely repeat with her (probably today lol).i gave her the regular 1,500. i was thinking about tipping her but as this is the first time, i decided not to. this is now my 1,500 benchmark session: if she does better, she will get a tip.upon leaving, i went back to thank the cashier and put a 200 in her hand. she thanked me and asked me to come again. that, i will do for sure!next time, i will ask for a spa room and have sex in the jacuzzi :dlife is hard in los, very hard! i do not want to say the girl's name but attached is her pic... the ones going to luxury will recognize her foto

[NicFrenchy]

There are many different ways to say the truth. Some of these ways are a lot nicer than others. And there is no good reason to choose the nastiest possible way to say the truth. Because that kind of saying the truth does more damage than good.

You are obviously right. Yes, choice of wording is very important however some of us are not native English speakers so it can prove difficult. English is my 3rd language.Having said that, I am not there to also turn a negative experience into an average session (on the forum), I believe that by posting a review you have a duty towards your fellow mongers to tell the truth: if the lady was bad, I think we have to say so, using good words, yes, but the readers have to feel the session went bad.I think that in my 4 years (and counting) of mongering across LOS I only encountered 2 providers that were very bad, I think it is a very positive ratio. Thai p4p ladies in general are good at what they do.

[NicFrenchy]

I finally got through their website (what's with the hosting in Thailand? they are all terribly slow! and crappy). The photos look good. The girls, apart from the number/name/age/measuments, have the "ball massage y/n" note, I wonder if that equates to FS yes/no?

The problem is on your side, not with Thailand. I am also in Thailand and the website, pics appear instantly on my screen, no delay.As for the balls massage, forget it! most shops offer it but the ladies are not trained adn not skilled.Also, 1 lady at Sweet massage does not offer FS so you might want to ask beforehands.

[NicFrenchy]

Oh, yes! You're right! Her nickname is ชมพู่ not ชมพู. Didn't notice it earlier nor really pay attention in how it is pronounced by Thais!

I am sorry, maybe I am speaking for myself, but does anyone really care about how to say or spell Thai names? Chompu, Chumpo, Shompoo... who gives a damn.. what are her massage and FS skills is what we want to know..

[Escort Fan]

Today I?ve gone to one of my old favorite MP. The darling. I must kind of sentimental; the darling is one of the first place I?ve visited when I first visited BKK 3 years ago.I went at like 4 or 5PM, and the line up was very limited. The girl told me it?s because the business is so slow that some girls stay home and don?t even bother to come to work.I pick up number #100 her name is M?am. She smiled a bit more than the other, and the 1xx number means she provided the B course, which I wanted to try again! We went to the room. The usual soapie routine begins. She prepared a bath. Washed me. Oddly enough she wouldn?t join me in the bath. Just washed me for now.Then she prepared the inflatable matelas, does the B course very nicely. Her C cup helps! And then end of the B course she performs a short BBBJ and moves on to FS (covered) on the inflatable.Then a bath (this time she joins me in the tube), then moved to the bed. A rather poor massage, then I was hard again so we moved directly to FS (covered again) without a BJ introduction.Overall very disappointing. She wasn?t GFE for a bit, she wouldn?t allow FK let?s alone any kind of kisses, and she did fake moanings on the very unconvincing side. She must have watched too many US porn flicks, she hardly speak English but she sure knows her dirty works, like "Yeah Yeah baby, fuck me harder, I?m coming, I can feel it. " etc. Well you get the picture.At the end of this FS a last bath, then she got dressed again, I felt like it was short, so I only left 300 baths. Note that I had asked her if she provided any special services for extra cash, she didn?t seem too interested despite business is slow! Overall a disappointing visit, so I might not return to Darling for a while and I will visit another place tomorrow. There must be better options than Darling for MP at 2500 baths. Also the rooms are bit worn out.Guys, you all need to come back, the airport is clean and secured, and everything is back to normal, the lovely thai people are all waiting for you!EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Dan7373]

....I am a fair guy, always treat the ladies with respect and like to think that I reward them well but this is a little too over the board. In my opinion, if the lady is not happy about the reports posted about her online: tough luck!

If the ladies read the reviews posted here or regularly find out about them from someone else. Then it's best to be careful about how you word your reviews. Because you don't want to discourage a good-looking gal so much that she leaves the massage business and goes on to do something else.Everybody is capable of improvement. And if you didn't like some of your experience with the lady. Then why not word it in your report as a suggestion for her how to do it better?There are many different ways to say the truth. Some of these ways are a lot nicer than others. And there is no good reason to choose the nastiest possible way to say the truth. Because that kind of saying the truth does more damage than good.

[Kuratla]

Hello Nic and Mick,Actually, it has not gotten to a point where permission is needed. I have posted brief reports about Tuk and Yok without asking first.As for Nadea, there is a great deal of intimacy that goes on every time we meet. Because of this and as a matter of common courtesy to her, I feel it is better to ask. I am only asking for permission, not running the reports by her.

Il Zorro: Just for the record, I completely agree with you. I respect your decision and it shows that you respect Nadea and treat her more than just a working girl (which, of course, she is more than). Treat people special and it'll get returned to you. Good on ya, mate.