Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Member #3428]

I usually give them 1,000 more if very good.

Now I feel like a cheap charlie... I pay another 500 baht usually if great service... so 2,000 to the girl.

[Flyhere]

...I took the Skytrain to Emporium to get some lunch and I walked around the mall dazed and confused... asking myself... "WHAT HAVE I DONE?"....

One of these days, I'm going to stand around the Phrom Phong BTS station and photograph these farangs looking dazed and confused, not being able to walk, their legs wobbly...LOLGood report.fly

[Flyhere]

You "lucked out this time" suggests you had a bad time but then you said new favourite #2? I'm confused.

Sorry I confused you. I lucked out meaning I just took a stab at picking a girl without a recommendation, and she turned out to be worth repeating. I had a good time. Thanks for the papasan contacts.

[M P Lurker]

For service, JC first with my regular and favorite #1. Emmanuelle second, hey it's my first visit. Nataree has cute sideliners but very mechanical. Sorry, no girls numbers, as we all have different personal preferences and beauty is subjective.Will definitely repeat.fly

You "lucked out this time" suggests you had a bad time but then you said new favourite #2? I'm confused.I would suggest papasan Tan at Emmanuelle is O.K. to help make your phone booking or Amnuay, although not sure who has good English.I'll PM Mr Tan's phone number.These days, for upmarket, Tarawadee is also worth a look with some beauties (but Farang surcharge). Also location not very convenient. on Pattanakarn road (extension of Petchaburi). Nearest backup place would be Nancy now called Colonze 3 I think. Have a look at Colonze 1 too as a good place with good prices (couldn't find girls to my spec = more for Asian taste I think).

[Flyhere]

Having tried an oily, decided I'm more of a soapy type, after a little research, narrowed it down to 2 places with good reviews that I have not tried, Poseidon and Emmanuelle.Jumped on the MRT and walked over to Emmanuelle, very convenient from Asok on Sukhumvit.Nice place, nice lounge. Odd layout with the models (2500/3000/3500thb) sitting on 2 long sofas on a raised stage to the right as I walk in, the mid-price 2200thb (sideliners?) are over behind a bar on the left on the other side of the lounge, and the fishbowl (2000thb) are in a separate section at the back. You have to walk around to look at them all. Some of the customers sofas are right up close, I like to sit back a bit to scan the talents, just not comfortable starring at the girls up close. Forgot to ask about farang surcharge.Arrived at 9pm, a bit late after I had grabbed a bite to eat with another ISG member and his girlfriend. 4 girls in the fishbowl, nothing exciting. 5 sideliners, ok looking but not too exciting either. 10 models with 4-5 good looking ones. Some of the models do not look any more beautiful than the sideliners.Nice laid back atmostphere, papasan was not too helpful although not pushy. I didn't like his recommendation after giving him my specs, he started to give me the "whichever you like is good" crap. I remember to use my photographer's eyes this time and watched the facial and body language, narrowed it down to 3 choices, conferred with papasan to make sure there are no silicon, and picked the smiling one. Pasa Angrit nit noy, a little English, is ok.I lucked out this time, 23 yr-old from Chiang Mai, have been there 3 mths. Friendly and funny, we had good chemistry between my broken Thai and her broken English. Nice bush which I like, good friendly service. I think I may have found my new favorite #2, or at least good potential to be.Posh room with velvet lounge chair and ottoman, fancy ironworks on the wall, marble bath, nice large bed with comfy pillows, nice fancy recess lights. Even a small closet to hang my shirt in. For room, I would rank Ida 2 stars, Nataree 2.5 stars, JC 3 stars, Emmanuelle 3.5 or close to 4 stars.For the number of girls to choose from and their look, Nataree would have the most, 20-50 with many young pretty sideliners. Emmanuelle and JC tie with 15-20 girls, a few good looking ones. I visited Ida at a bad time, with only a handful of ugly Betty's left.For service, JC first with my regular and favorite #1. Emmanuelle second, hey it's my first visit. Nataree has cute sideliners but very mechanical. Sorry, no girls numbers, as we all have different personal preferences and beauty is subjective.Will definitely repeat.fly

[M P Lurker]

Thanks heaps. I like the look of 976 Eep (Eve).Does she have naturals or silicone?Any other comments on why she was just O.K.?

G Haribo,80 girls sounds exaggerated. I don't think even Nataree has that many available at one time.I haven't seen that many since Chaopraya II was in its hey day!What is a good time to find a large line up? 4.30PM?

[G Haribo]

The best time to go is around 5pm during week-day, when you have much more choice of girls. At 9:30pm, most of the girls are normally gone. Better not to go on saturday or sunday.Most of the girls normally stop after servicing 1 or 2 customers. It is not mandatory for the girls to come every day, and they can come or go home anytime they want. So you might not always find the one you had previously.Yes, it is mostly for local, but I have also seen farang. As I said, this place is hit or miss. I had my best but also worst sex experience at that place. Since the papasan knows me well, they always give me a good recommendation now.

Finally made the trip to IDA. Turned out this is only a scouting report as I will explain.I got there around 9:30pm, too late for this place, mamasan explained that half of the girls are upstairs, and after 4 customers, they go home. 4 girls in the fish bowl, 8 sideliners, 5 VIP girls available. Obviously, this place caters to locals, with the cheaper pricing structure, aiming for volume.There is a sign outside saying no Indians. I asked mamasan and she said no farang surcharge, although they have never seen a farang customer.The girls did not look too exciting, asked mamasan for a couple of recommendations, had one sideliner over to talk, and sent her back. This is one time I decided it's not worth spending my money. Sat around for 30-40 minutes, looked at the 2-3 girls returning, and left.My conclusions:- Awkward location, easy enough to find, but at Ratchada, if you don't like the look of a place, just walk to the next. Here you are stuck.- The girls are aimed at the local Thai customers, slightly younger, not any prettier than elsewhere. Quite a bit of silicone, 1-2 decent looking ones, way below Nataree.- Can't comment on service, as I did not try.+ Less expensive than the other places around town (1700/2000/2200)- I still like JC the best (where I settled on my current favorite #1), go to Nataree if you want good selections and younger girls.- Will not go back to try, prefer to research the Ratchada area next, will try something a bit more upmarket.fly

[M P Lurker]

I walked over to Toy Bar in Soi Cowboy and got my 300 baht HJ there at the bar counter, from a very pleasant young lady.

I haven't been in there for a few years. What time of day do the HJs start?

[M P Lurker]

nong just means young, so i guessing many families will have a little sis called nong something, or an elder sis called [CodeWord134] something. i've met any number of nong this or nong that.

but nong is actually a name as well. i have met several girls with nickname nong (high tone). but nit, nok, and noi are a lot more common. "nong aey" means younger one called aey"nong nong" means younger one called nong but more likely they would just say "nong" only."phee aey" means older one called aey"phee nong" would mean older one called nong and is quite possible to be spoken by a person younger than nong.the prefix word phee is used to show respect to an elder, be it older brother, sister, or anyone older.i have not heard of anyone named "phee" and so can call an older person just "phee" meaning "older one", especially if you cannot remember his/her name.normally kids will not call me phee mick because i am far too old to be phee to them.so normally they will call me loong mick (uncle mick).

[Rocksoff]

Quick report .. I wanted a lazy release so thought to give this economical one a try.

I made my way to Soi 19 and then over to MAY Massage.

Note that to find it from Soi 19, you have to turn right and walk the cross soi over to the corner of Asok (the big road with the MRT). There was only one lady in evidence, short and chunky with a face like a small utility vehicle. The cashier looked better, which isn't saying much. There were 3 or so young guys ready and waiting, with a few more flitting around. Venue pleasant enough, oil massage quite good. The lady not very subtly tried to get me up, and I had to think of policemen, som tam with crabs in it, motocy drivers smelling of whisky, sewers on heat, and waiting at the Immigration Department to stay soft. When I came down afterwards, another less sobering female had cropped up. She would have gotten my money. I walked over to Toy Bar in Soi Cowboy and got my 300 baht HJ there at the bar counter, from a very pleasant young lady.

[Kuratla]

nong just means young, so i guessing many families will have a little sis called nong something, or an elder sis called [CodeWord134] something. i've met any number of nong this or nong that.

i don't think that nong or [CodeWord134] when used as a nickname means "little sister" or "elder sister", respectively, because that qualifier also applies to men as well and how many men named nong have you met? it is certainly possible to have a nong nong or a [CodeWord134] [CodeWord134] but it will mean "little sister nong" and "elder sister [CodeWord134]", respectively.

[Rocksoff]

maybe we are not talking about the same nong?

nong just means young, so i guessing many families will have a little sis called nong something, or an elder sis called [CodeWord134] something. i've met any number of nong this or nong that.

[Member #3428]

I went to Omatsuri a week ago and I am sure they will not give Akane a run for its money. My 2 cents but maybe other forum members may have had better luck than me. Would I return, No way!FD

thanks for the report... me and a mate were talking about going there today...

[Fun Dog]

it looks like this place is going to give akane a run for its money.services look similar (except here fs is on the menu) and prices are cheaper.free wifi for those interested.check out their website... i will go try this place soonhttp://2ladybkk.web.fc2.com/en/index.html

i went to omatsuri a week ago and i am sure they will not give akane a run for its money. the website is definitely over-hyped. i went in and the ground floor has 3 rows of sofa similar to those at [CodeWord900] but cleaner in looks. there is one laptop is the middle on top of a round small size bar table(similar to those in a pub).choosed from the menu and having the little head think was not wise as i choose 2 girls for 2 hour for fs which their menu had price of massage plus the additional service charges. did the mistake of not looking at the parade as did not asked but took nui and may (you may see their pics from the website) as they had sweet faces.went in to the room and nui started to shower and soaped me and a few tugs on john thomas. may came in the room later with my beer and their drinks. the massage started with both their hands rubbing softly with hardly any strength before we moved to the front and they asked me again if i wanted hj or fs? i thought to myself, did i not make it clear when i was in the lounger earlier. it went downhill from there as i said fs and then no bj and a few tugs before they slid into me and they had no chemistry at all between them and they were waiting for me to finish nui and then i had to asked for change of condom for may , but after some cowgirl, i requested to change position and change back to nui...but they said they only had 2 condoms and were very uninitiative to go and get more condoms. by this time, all passion and stiffness were going downhill and i push myself to finish there and then, had a brief shower before walking out with no tip and just paying the required sum. this is my first time where i have not tip in my punting life, not even a thb100 tip as i felt they did not deserve any tip. pure mechanical and quite starfish.my 2 cents but maybe other forum members may have had better luck than me. would i return, no way!fd

[Flyhere]

Finally made the trip to IDA. Turned out this is only a scouting report as I will explain.I just moved from the Narathiwas area to Suk 10 to be near where my favorite #2 works, so I can just walk, and BFing her would be a lot more convenient. Guess what? she doesn't talk to me anymore, so all that for nothing. Of all the plans of mice and men, eh?With no favorite to look up, I'm back to my soapies hunting.Looked up the address, phoned the place, and with my limited Thai I got the taxi there, got dropped off near the Wat and no IDA in sight. Called the place again and took a motobike over for 20thb. It turned out also that IDA is a motobike ride from my old apartment near Central Rama 3, 37thb on the taxi meter with the meter starting at 35thb.Not very convenient or easy to find, right under the expressway, through 4-5 turns in the sub-soi's, local area, much like Chinatown.I would sum it up as a working class joint, not to mean anything bad, just to describe the atmostphere. Large lounge with 25 sofas, lots of young Thais going in groups, not necessarily smartly dressed, sitting around drinking beer Chang in the lounge, with may be one girl.Busy busy meat market, mamasan said Wed and Thu nights are paydays, full of customers spending their weekly wages. Sunday night is always super quiet.I got there around 9:30pm, too late for this place, mamasan explained that half of the girls are upstairs, and after 4 customers, they go home. 4 girls in the fish bowl, 8 sideliners, 5 VIP girls available. Obviously, this place caters to locals, with the cheaper pricing structure, aiming for volume.There is a sign outside saying no Indians. I asked mamasan and she said no farang surcharge, although they have never seen a farang customer.The girls did not look too exciting, asked mamasan for a couple of recommendations, had one sideliner over to talk, and sent her back. This is one time I decided it's not worth spending my money. Sat around for 30-40 minutes, looked at the 2-3 girls returning, and left.My conclusions:- Awkward location, easy enough to find, but at Ratchada, if you don't like the look of a place, just walk to the next. Here you are stuck.- The girls are aimed at the local Thai customers, slightly younger, not any prettier than elsewhere. Quite a bit of silicone, 1-2 decent looking ones, way below Nataree.- Can't comment on service, as I did not try.+ Less expensive than the other places around town (1700/2000/2200)- I still like JC the best (where I settled on my current favorite #1), go to Nataree if you want good selections and younger girls.- Will not go back to try, prefer to research the Ratchada area next, will try something a bit more upmarket.fly