Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[M P Lurker]

Here's a report about IDA entertainment. I haven't found any report about this MP, and as requested by Mick, I'll give you more info. ....http://www.ilikemassage.com/ida/index.htmI've also tried #917, 976 and 862. All of them were OK, but the best are the one I mentioned above. I might go there again this week, and will keep you posted.

Thanks heaps. I like the look of 976 Eep (Eve).Does she have naturals or silicone?Any other comments on why she was just O.K.?

[G Haribo]

Here's a report about IDA entertainment. I haven't found any report about this MP, and as requested by Mick, I'll give you more info. The MP is not very easy to find, but if you take the highway, coming from Silom, direction Rama III, and take the exit Sathupradit road (before Rama III exit), you should not miss it. As you exit the highway, you will see the building on the left, with the big sign IDA in blue on the top of the building. Take the very first left after exiting the highway. You will be on a very small soi that will lead you to IDA. After 200m, you will see the entrance on the right. As you enter the MP, you will be in a big reception area, with red sofas + table in the middle, with about 80 girls splitted into 3 sections: the aquarium in the middle, the sideliners on the left and the VIP on the right corner. There are 3 prices: - Girs from the aquarium - 1700 baht- Sideliners - 2000 baht- VIP - 2200 bahtThere are no special difference in terms of service between these 3 categories. The girls in the aquarium tends to be average looking, but I found some jewels from there. The sideliners and VIP are miss or hit, you need to know the girls.This MP is mainly catered to Thai customer, with sometimes japanese, korean and chinese customers. I rarely see Farang. As far as I know, there is no farang surcharge. But I'm not farang, I'm Asian, and can communicate in Thai and the papasan knows me very well. He always recommend me the best girls.The rooms are basic, less better than JC Infinity, but good enough.Now, my favorites girls:1) Nok (from aquarium): she's one of the superstar. She is gorgeous, long hair, has a slutty look and a very nice body shape, similar to Jib, but nicer ass, her breast is with silicon. A session with her would be as follow: french kiss as soon as you enter the room, while caressing her smooth nicely shaped ass (she always wear a short skirt and a string), followed by a BBJ and CIM. Then shower, and then fuck in many positions. Highly recommended !!2) Anne (from aquarium): she has a chinese look with long hair, white skin and a very nice body shape, similar to Nok. She also provide a very good service.3) Chi (from aquarium): one of the superstar. Quite dynamic and funny. 4) Nana (sideliner): maybe the best one I've ever had, very beautiful, very nice body shape, and super service. However, I don't know whether she's still there, as I haven't seen her for quite a while.There are many more girls. Every time I go there, there are always more than 50 girls sitting. You can actually see some of the girls in the following links. http://www.ilikemassage.com/ida/index.htmI've also tried #917, 976 and 862. All of them were OK, but the best are the one I mentioned above. I might go there again this week, and will keep you posted.

Play fair and share some knowledge! In a bit more detail, I mean.I gave you and the forum Infinty JC #62 (originally from New Versailles) and various Emmanuelle reports, and now you are keeping quiet about IDA.Nic Frenchy and others made me try Tulip.How about some detailed IDA reports? I have been meaning to go down to Rama 3 and try it but was hoping Flyhere would do it for me as he lives in that area.Are you Farang? What are the IDA prices like?Any Farang surcharge?I had it down as 1700 Baht, 2000 Baht, SL: 2200.Are any of of Soapies Map details wrong? How does the standard of girls compare to Emmanuelle, Poseidon, and Infinity?Does IDA really open at 12:00 or perhaps this is just weekends. What time do girls really show up?The odd Emmanuelle report would be nice too.Map:http://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?hl...4,0.06978&z=14

[Flyhere]

Quite a few pretty girls by the pics, however a different set that appeal to me, with just Paula in common.The rest of your picks are not my spec at all....

I am not too excited about any of them from the website, those 4 are doable for me look-wise.

Best is to go there and look at the book. You can also order any girl from Thonglor 1 & 2 and they will come service you @ Luxury

Yes, I can spot Photoshop works. I just remember that Luxury has the same owner as TL1 & 2, will have to check them out.So, my favorite #2 doesn't talk to me anymore , plan A is gone, boo hoo...Spent all afternoon trying to contact my favorite #1, turned out she's out of town unexpectedly. There goes my plan B. My #3 is now an ex-#3 after deciding it's best to drop her from the list, so no plan C. My plan D is walking down to Soi Cowboy to see an old stanby. Walking past Soi 19, remember NicFrenchy's notes about Luxury, decided I still have time to build up a few new options. I hate it when I was trying to keep my options limited and manageble as there are only so many days in a week, only to find myself with nothing one night.Well, the girls in the book are different than those on the website, I was later told some girls on the website no longer work there. Nothing too exciting from the book, but not wanting to go empty handed, I accepted a recommendation from the hostess/cashier/mamasan.Being a portrait photographer, albeit a hobbyist, I can usually pick out people's personality from their photo, but I wasn't thinking much tonight. Christina turned out to be somewhat full-figure, nice boobs, good English, a little quiet, ok face, I would guess late 20s. Convenient location for me. Nice facilities (regular room only). Excellent lotion massage, good rubs with her boobs, good CBJ, good FS. Showed good experience, anyone looking for an energetic session may enjoy her I think.For me the chemistry did not match, no GFE, so will not repeat. I would go back to try others and attempt to settle on a regular, if time permits that is.Oh, how much I still miss my star-fish favorite #2...LOLflyPS. As it is a weekday, 3 girls had their day off. My girl told me everyone works on weekends.

[Member #3428]

rShould have phone booked one of your many preferred girls.

did not know if i could have gotten over there or not... Figured to take a chance as most are great... Just so folks know thought I'd report a bad session.

[NicFrenchy]

Forget it, the website hasn't been accurate for some time.Best is to go there and look at the book. You can also order any girl from Thonglor 1 & 2 and they will come service you @ Luxury.If you can sweet talk the cashier to let you use a SPA room, you will love it as it has got a nice Jacuzzi inside.

[M P Lurker]

Luxury happens to be just across the street from my apartment, must give it a try. From their website, I like the face of Luk and Paula. I also like the face of Ya and Nutty, and their larger breasts.RTFF but did not find much info, apart from a couple of girls to avoid, poor service.

Quite a few pretty girls by the pics, however a different set that appeal to me, with just Paula in common.The rest of your picks are not my spec at all. Its great that different guys go for different looks.However I would need to see the real girl to decide, I'm sure.Don't want any really chubby ones or bad nose/tit jobs.

[Flyhere]

Luxury happens to be just across the street from my apartment, must give it a try. From their website, I like the face of Luk and Paula. I also like the face of Ya and Nutty, and their larger breasts.RTFF but did not find much info, apart from a couple of girls to avoid, poor service.

[Fox Two]

For those arriving late to the Soi 33 area and just looking for a quick release, I'd recommend Jack and Betty. I've gone here a few times near closing, between 12:30-1:00AM and they have always welcomed me in. I'd avoid the 2400 BHT "special" massage and just go for the regular 2 hr 1000 BHT oil or gel selection. The focus is more on a happy ending and not a great massage.There are about half a dozen girls working til this late hour. No superstars or mind blowing experiences, but you'll get your needs met I think.Cheers,F2

[Kuratla]

I would suggest to you to stop reporting only on particular girls who don't like it, if you want to keep seeing them, but otherwise continue as normal.

I had meant exactly that when I posted originally but I guess it wasn't clear.If a particular girl isn't happy with me writing about them, then, of course, out of respect, I will stop. As you say though, "otherwise continue as normal".

[NicFrenchy]

I made my way to Soi 19 and then over to MAY Massage. A little flight of stairs and there you are, at the entrance of MAY massage. 4 (or 5) foot massage on your right upon entering, they did not look very comfortable and too close to each other but for 100 thb who can complain? I went in and asked for an oil massage. The lady behind the desk asked me "Man or woman"? (what the fuck?)... "No man" I said and the other lady jokingly said "Ladyboy ok?" but she stopped laughing when she saw the look on my face. Anyhow, as the cashier escorted me a few flight of stairs up to a very little room, she asked me if it was my first time adn as I said yes, she asked how I heard of this place: "a friend" I said. In the room, Walls not up to the ceiling. The space was small but enough for 2, thin mattress on the floor and a little light in the corner. The sheets and pillow case smelled fresh (very good) so it allowed me to relax completely. The lady took her time to join me but hey, patience is key in LOS. She asked me if I wanted a strong, medium or light massage (good service). The overall massage was pretty good. she did not use a lot of oil so I was able to feel she was massaging me. Of course, when I turned around the extras question came up. She offered a HJ and I asked her if she was going to take her clothes off. "no" was the answer. I respected her not wanting to go further than a clothed HJ so I declined her offer. She was clearly disappointed but I was not in the mood for a HJ (let alone clothed). She tried to get me aroused (she did a good job) but I still declined so she resumed the massage. All in all, the massage was good. When going back to the lobby, I saw quite a lot of guys and they were all eying me like a gay guy eyes his boyfriend so I am not sure what the deal is with them... but they looked gay as hell. They offered me Tea as I left but I declined. Cost= 1 hour: 250 + 100 Tip = 350 thb. I left not feeling as happy as I would have liked but happy nonetheless. Would I go back? probably not because it is not in my usual area but I can certainly recommend it as a good massage place.

[NicFrenchy]

this post is from a friend "mr dolphuker" may massage : very near to cowboy in asoke soi 1. tony’s traditional massage parlour in soi 23 about 100 metres after soi cowboy on the right-hand side of the road was good. still 100 baht for the basic 1 hour thai massage, but it has changed. the guy owns the on nut tony’s massage place as well as other establishments. apparently he is very much into meeting the needs of the gay community, massage-wise. before he broke up with his long-time girl-friend, the tony’s in soi 23 had just one or two guys working alongside the ladies, but after the bust-up with may, for whatever reason, he imported a lot of guys to do the soi 23 massage, as he already had blokes in the on nut branch. may has opened her first massage parlour in sukhumvit soi 21, asoke soi 1 above big mamas pizzeria italian restaurant and a korean restaurant. you can park off-road in front of the korean restaurant, as that is her rental land. may massage has just opened this month. pristine. clean. gleamingly new. nice ambiance. refreshing. extremely well run by her sister, since may herself isn’t there until the evening most days. open from 9 a.m. until last massage at midnight, which means they want to shut by 1 a.m. if possible. caters for guys and girls and families. it has 8 ladies and 8 men doing massage. you could bring your granny from the nun’s convent and she wouldn’t blink an eye-lid. your baby could lick the floor it’s so clean and not contract anything. happy endings available, so ask beforehand who does, as not all of them do. respect that. prices are unbelievably cheap. if you become a member by just paying for 10 hours ( and no, you don’t have to have them all in one session, you get an hour’s free massage in the same style). thai massage 100 baht per hour. 1000 baht for 11 hours as a member. foot massage 100 baht per hour. 1000 baht for 11 hours as a member. express massage 300 baht per hour. 3000 baht for 11 hours as a member. foot spa 250 baht per hour. 2500 baht for 11 hours as a member. herbal massage 250 baht per hour. 2500 baht for 11 hours as a member. oil herbal massage 300 baht per hour. 3000 baht for 11 hours as a member. oil massage 250 baht per hour. 2500 baht for 11 hours as a member. herbal scrub 350 baht per hour. 3500 baht for 11 hours as a member. aroma massage 400 baht per hour. 4000 baht for 11 hours as a member. do i have any financial connection with this place ? no. do i like to see young people attempting to make a go of it, after being shabbily treated ? yes. most of the ladies from tony’s are now employed at may’s. and they are looking for more ladies to work there. 9 reclining chairs for foot massage and since they are not at street level, you don’t have every tom, dick and mary peering in through the shop-front window. two curtained areas for traditional massages. showers available. 6 partitioned rooms for the more secluded oil massages. shower available next to them. i hope they do well.

[NicFrenchy]

However, such reports, I was told, aren't necessary nor particularly welcomed so I was asked to stop writing them. I respect that and have, therefore, stopped writing reports. A shame, as I enjoy writing, but c'est la vie.

These reports are not here to make the ladies happy. Also, one should not care wether they like it or not, agree or not. Forums like these are here for PUNTERS to exchange information, not for the girls to dictate what they like or not to read.

[Kuratla]

Thanks for the tip Carpediemyes! I'll look for that escalator after my next session

Thank God (or Buddha, perhaps) for that escalator. I don't think I would have been able to climb a set of stairs after the 3-hour 4-pop marathon I survived today.Makes me wonder why I put my body through so much punishment?

[M P Lurker]

Apologies for previous goof TimTimGuy. I have redone my counts based on number of different Forum Members recommending a girl (rather than count each of Mick's votes for same girl LOL), and including Canyon's recommendations:Ranking: Yok (means "Jade")- 19 different members recommendedDao (means "star" )- 15 (its quite close and Dao was missing for a while)Nestle - 7C (Cee, means "splendid") - 7Nice - 6 (reportedly bi-sexual)Teena - 4Gita - 4Fa (the new one, means "sky") - 4Nong - 3June - 3Pim - 3and numerous others on two reporters.Some other girls mentioned by one or two members during the last 18 months approx.:April, Bee, Ben(z), the old Fa (Far), Fly, Golf, Gung, Jane, Jo Jo, May, Michi (Meiji), Nadea, Nikki, Oil (Or?), Ploi, Poo (Pu), Tuk, RoseC, Gita, and Fa I believe are relatively new and have risen quickly. Apologies if anyone left out and deserves higher rank.I think its hard to split Yok and Dao as the absolute superstars but with different styles. Yok will be too tall to suit some guys, but seems to act in a very natural way. Dao is perhaps the more aggressive pornstar by all accounts with enhanced tits.The Index

[TimTimGuy]

Centaurus notes..."As we are being good bureaucrats: Nong was recommended by three forum members (Canyon, TimTimGuy, me) and should hence appear on the list by name."Hey Mick! I make a point about publicity, you pick up on the statistical implications of my posts, and all of a sudden my favorite girl gets knocked from super-star status to a non-mention. Zounds! So much for expecting a reward when I next return! In any case, I always enjoy your posts and appreciate the information you've compiled. Not being in Thailand, I envy you the ability to do all the research.If you meet up with Nong, please tell her the guy who looks like her brother-in-law is working on her behalf. (At least, I think so!)~TTG