Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[M P Lurker]

Mick,Life is to sample new young thing bangkok is full of young girl, I only do repeat if they are very hot and they only know you if you tip her well the first time anyway ,only fool will p4p a girl for 15 year unless is your wife.Fast eddie 48

Perhaps I secretly wish for a harem of several wives like Giotto, but without having them cause trouble between themselves.That might be heaven

[M P Lurker]

Easy for you to say, Mr Thai Speaker. God knows who I'd end up if I tried phoning in a booking with almost zero Thai and a strong accent. Turning up and being disappointed that your preferred choice isn't available does force the hand into choosing another and trying new providers.I did expand my Thai vocab in the Sports Bar. I now know what "pum pooey" means and I'm still trying to work out if the girls were using it as a term of endearment or taking the [CodeWord140], probably the latter.Wouldn't recommend Bunny for you, Mick. Might be a bit oily for your "taste" (the operative word being "taste" if you get my drift). I was waterproof by the time we finished and well oiled in every crevice. Made for a bit of fun in the after action shower though.

I do often mak phone bookings in English but you have a good point. Although I have no trouble with your accent, which is not much more than Jimmy Connelly (I think or maybe even less), I could imagine Thais stuggling who are more used to slower american drawls.Don't worry about "bpum bpui" at all. Its fairly harmless term of endearment. It means only slightly overweight.I often have to put up with questions about how many months pregnant I am or "Poong yai" (big belly) which are a little stronger. My GF even used to call me "Muu Uan" (Fat Piggy) before I lost a few kilos. Unfortunately most has come back now from lack of going running during the winter in Southern Hemisphere.

[Flamboyant Bob]

Must report about my mediocre experience at Thonglor 2.I arrived at BKK the day before yesterday and had some very good sessions at Darlings and Akane 33, which I will tell you all about some other time.I woke up yesterday feeling good and ready for some more action. Having read much about Thonglor 2, It was time for me to try it out. I walked in at 14. 30 and sat down to choose my lady. Probably bad luck on my part, because there where only 2 girls available (where you all there at the same time? ! ? ) The ones I had looked up at their web page where all booked. (Mental note: Must remember to book in advanced) I went with the mamasans recommendation.In came MINT and lead me to the room. Didn't smile and no eye contact. I remember thinking that maybe she was shy and It would get better once inside the room. Well from there it didn't get any better. Still No smile and no eye contact. Tried to get a conversation going but no luck. The girl was cold as stone.We went in the shower together and on the plus side she had quite a nice body. From the shower to the bed for the massage. Still the same attitude and to make it worse she covered her body in her towel. Along came the question for 1500bath extra. Well I tell you this I was so close to saying no thank you. But I came there to get some action and I thought (silly me) that I could save this session by fucking the girl. Condom on and I start banging away. She starts moaning like it's a German Pornmovie from the '80. I poped and that was that. We got dressed and I was thinking what a waste of time and money and still had not smiled.The place Thonglor 2 was nice and fresh and tastefully done up and I will not let one rotten apple spoil all the fun.To make a bad story short: I don't recommend MINT at Thonglor 2.All the best, Flamboyant Bob

[Lover Boy #2]

Some comments though. #24 did ask for a tip at the end, 300 baht to be specific. I have no issues with tipping but asking for a tip is incredibly tacky in my eyes. Also, while 300 baht isn't much for me, I don't like the idea of travelers overtipping to the point where locals will now expect that they should receive way more than the cultural norm. In the end, I did tip 200 baht to relieve my conscience though.

You seem to be new at this game.....so it is not a big deal.....but in this particular place, the 200 b was a bit light if you were happy and got good service. I do however agree with the "cultural norm" issue. You have to understand that for these girls, the money = survival for them and probably a few family members.....better to be a chai dee at 500 b...........then return another day for the reward of a true gfe. Believe me...that extra 300 b will get you a welcome like you have returned from war to your true girlfriend, if played out right.

[Sonic Bam]

Better start phone booking.

Easy for you to say, Mr Thai Speaker. God knows who I'd end up if I tried phoning in a booking with almost zero Thai and a strong accent. Turning up and being disappointed that your preferred choice isn't available does force the hand into choosing another and trying new providers.I did expand my Thai vocab in the Sports Bar. I now know what "pum pooey" means and I'm still trying to work out if the girls were using it as a term of endearment or taking the [CodeWord140], probably the latter.Wouldn't recommend Bunny for you, Mick. Might be a bit oily for your "taste" (the operative word being "taste" if you get my drift). I was waterproof by the time we finished and well oiled in every crevice. Made for a bit of fun in the after action shower though.

[M P Lurker]

Yesterday and today, went to Hana Massage for Rin. Yesterday Rin with a customer, today is day off. Bugger.Fall back plan yesterday was Wine at Angels 26. Walk round there, Wine has the yellow "busy" sticker on her photo. Bugger!! Back through the book and chose Bunny. Small and cute. Into the room and undressed for shower, she keeps her bra and panties on. Before I could say anything she asks "You been here before", "Yep", "Okay" and off with the garments. Cracking body but with a small belly. Good enough for me. Speaks good English and likes to joke and fool around. I thought she was early 20s but turns out she is 28. One and a half hour oily and she really knows her stuff. Great massage. Loads of body to body sliding then on to special. She is good (experience over age wins out again?) with CBJ the only drawback.Today, Rin off so back to Angels hoping for Wine. Busy again! Bugger!! Ah well, guess it will have to be Bunny again. Did not disappoint.

Better start phone booking. Your girls are getting too popular. Like me, you are willing to keep returning to proven performers, regardless of their age. A good wine matures with a certain amount of age.BTW, I am still yet to try the Wine.

[Sonic Bam]

Yesterday and today, went to Hana Massage for Rin. Yesterday Rin with a customer, today is day off. Bugger.Fall back plan yesterday was Wine at Angels 26. Walk round there, Wine has the yellow "busy" sticker on her photo. Bugger!! Back through the book and chose Bunny. Small and cute. Into the room and undressed for shower, she keeps her bra and panties on. Before I could say anything she asks "You been here before", "Yep", "Okay" and off with the garments. Cracking body but with a small belly. Good enough for me. Speaks good English and likes to joke and fool around. I thought she was early 20s but turns out she is 28. One and a half hour oily and she really knows her stuff. Great massage. Loads of body to body sliding then on to special. She is good (experience over age wins out again?) with CBJ the only drawback.Today, Rin off so back to Angels hoping for Wine. Busy again! Bugger!! Ah well, guess it will have to be Bunny again. Did not disappoint.

[M P Lurker]

mick,life is to sample new young thing bangkok is full of young girl, i only do repeat if they are very hot and they only know you if you tip her well the first time anyway ,only fool will p4p a girl for 15 year unless is your wife.fast eddie 48

i don't undertstand the desire for extreme youth same as i don't understand ****s. o.k. we all want pretty girls, but older girls can still be o.k.to be clearer i don't see these girls every week and doesn't cost me a fortune either. but no woman works out totally free. even a feed at a good restaurant can get pricey. other guys keep going back to the older manager at hana. she is not that stunning but has special talents. the two 15 year girls are ex-p4p with regular jobs now but they still can enjoy sex on the side. got many pms after one of them when they saw her fabulous d cups.we both know the score that we are occasional fuck-buddies. actually works well when there is such a good understanding.maybe i'm a fool but none of us can really see a big problem.some would say that their looks are pst their prime, but bodies are still o.k. and they have experience.fuck buddies for life maybe.friday night went out with a 43 year old thai girl in home country. face still fairly smooth and her body is slim but curvy and hot! certainly turns me on and makes me want her without any problem. probably was ex-p4p but has a regular job now and looking for a good-hearted bf (or maybe that should be phrased as a "generous" bf).

[Fast Eddie 48]

Does a really good girl ever get boring?Maybe if you see them all the time.I can still enjoy girls that I have known for 15 years.Variety is the spice of life, true, but if you could collect a dozen really top girls, would it be enough?Well no! There is always someone new that has a special something. But its hard to be bothered trying new girls if they are not of really special appeal.Thats whats makes us be rather fussy at times.Sometimes I would get asked: "You haven't selected a girl for tonight?" It usually means that I am not totally convinced by any girls that are left. Perhaps the best one was already taken.

Mick,Life is to sample new young thing bangkok is full of young girl, I only do repeat if they are very hot and they only know you if you tip her well the first time anyway ,only fool will p4p a girl for 15 year unless is your wife.Fast eddie 48

[M P Lurker]

I agree with Mick. If she's good the first time, I find she usually gets better with repeat visits.

Does a really good girl ever get boring?Maybe if you see them all the time.I can still enjoy girls that I have known for 15 years.Variety is the spice of life, true, but if you could collect a dozen really top girls, would it be enough?Well no! There is always someone new that has a special something. But its hard to be bothered trying new girls if they are not of really special appeal.Thats whats makes us be rather fussy at times.Sometimes I would get asked: "You haven't selected a girl for tonight?" It usually means that I am not totally convinced by any girls that are left. Perhaps the best one was already taken.

[Canyon]

i agree with mick. if she's good the first time, i find she usually gets better with repeat visits. we're comfortable with each other, she knows what i like and she works hard, because she has an investment in me. i don't have to train her again. i have very high standards when it comes to looks, so it usually takes me a long time to find one i like. once i've spent the time finding someone attractive, i like want some return on my investment. the other thing i've discovered is that once i've found my beauty, about one-third of the time i'll be disappointed with the service. so, when i've found someone who meets my standards for looks and service, i would rather repeat, rather than investing all the additional time to find someone else and possibly be disappointed. it's always fun to try someone new, but usually i prefer repeats.

thats a very thai attitude, although some farangs think like this too. i am not such a gambler. i don't have enough time to risk a disappointing session too often.most of the time, i prefer to get a sure thing that i already know will be fantastic or at least enjoyable. some girls get even better after you know them well.no no no! there is no fun at all for me in not knowing whether the girl will be a good performer or crap. there is no fun in thinking her body might be very bad after she gets her clothes off like sunken tits, sunken arse, messy pussy, etc.if i have already seen her naked and know what fab body she has, i really look forward to it. if she really likes wildly [CodeWord125] me in many ways, i look forward to it!sometimes there is fun in getting even more than you were expecting. but wasting valuable time and money on a very ordinary girl hurts too much. if i ever get a bad girl when trying someone new, i usually stop the session very quickly to avoid prolonging the bad experience. i then often try to get a replacement quickly so the bad experience can be quickly forgotten. i might be warped but the best looking girl (and a great passionate performer) that i ever had, i still miss her after several years. she was actually a greek-german girl but was extremely vivacious and quite stunning in both face and body.while i will, no doubt, never meet her again, i might think of her every year forever. i never knew her long enough to know if she had any bad points unfortunately. all i can think of was she was a somewhat hiper-active.

[Lord Farquard]

I might be warped but the best looking girl (and a great passionate performer) that I ever had, I still miss her after several years. She was actually a Greek-German girl but was extremely vivacious and quite stunning in both face and body.While I will, no doubt, never meet her again, I might think of her every year forever. I never knew her long enough to know if she had any bad points unfortunately. All I can think of was she was a somewhat hiper-active.

I hate when that happens! You find one, she disappears, you keep hopeing you will run into her again, but alas, it is not to be.

[M P Lurker]

for me, no matter how gd the girl might perform, i will never rtf (return to fuck) the fun about punting is you never know what yr gng to get.

thats a very thai attitude, although some farangs think like this too. i am not such a gambler. i don't have enough time to risk a disappointing session too often.most of the time, i prefer to get a sure thing that i already know will be fantastic or at least enjoyable. some girls get even better after you know them well.no no no! there is no fun at all for me in not knowing whether the girl will be a good performer or crap. there is no fun in thinking her body might be very bad after she gets her clothes off like sunken tits, sunken arse, messy pussy, etc.if i have already seen her naked and know what fab body she has, i really look forward to it. if she really likes wildly [CodeWord125] me in many ways, i look forward to it!sometimes there is fun in getting even more than you were expecting. but wasting valuable time and money on a very ordinary girl hurts too much. if i ever get a bad girl when trying someone new, i usually stop the session very quickly to avoid prolonging the bad experience. i then often try to get a replacement quickly so the bad experience can be quickly forgotten. i might be warped but the best looking girl (and a great passionate performer) that i ever had, i still miss her after several years. she was actually a greek-german girl but was extremely vivacious and quite stunning in both face and body.while i will, no doubt, never meet her again, i might think of her every year forever. i never knew her long enough to know if she had any bad points unfortunately. all i can think of was she was a somewhat hiper-active.

[NicFrenchy]

For me, no matter how gd the girl might perform, I will never RTF (return to fuck) the fun about punting is you never know what yr gng to get.

To each their own.I think sometimes, knowing the girl can be an advantage. In my experience, the fucking sessions get better after a couple visits because the girl knows you and feels comfortable, therefore is more relaxed during the session.A fav of mine at Luxury always asks me to come see her in the late afternoon because she always wants to "Come" when she is with me but she does not want to do it too early otherwise she's too tired after that. Could be a trick to ensure I come at a Slow time for the shop, I will never know

[Aumshow]

O.K. I see now. "Isolated" usually means not near anything else.I had to llook up FR to see it was "Feild Report" Not many people use this abbreviation in the Thailand forum.When I went to Riviera, were only about 4-5 girls in the line up and none worth considering. So probably have to know the right time to show up or wait patiently and pounce. BIWA had slightly bigger lineup, but for me they were looking for a surcharge so again girls were not really good looking enough to jusitify. I agree you would have to be there at exactly the right time to get a reasonable girl.You should find a better lineup at Evita (more girls) and a few prettier ones (to Farang taste perhaps - I llike slim girls with narrow face and cute nose - nice tits is just a bonus).Not sure how many of the girls are great performers.I purely go to places where I think the girls are very pretty and perform reasonably well. So if not pretty, I usually won't even go with them. If they perform really well I am willing to repeat. If they are just average I wouldn't repeat.

For me, no matter how gd the girl might perform, I will never RTF (return to fuck) the fun about punting is you never know what yr gng to get.