Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Rocksoff]

Hey, anyone familiar with the places on these maps?http://www.kapooclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=71.0

[NicFrenchy]

I concur 100%. The only thing that's ok is Asaki or whatever where they have this chair that you sit in in the shower and they play with your ass. It feels really good.

Akane Massage >> 2 locations in BkkYou can expect everything but sex there (HJ, BJ, DATY, Rimming)http://www.pink-project.com/akane/en...glish_top.html

The massage where they srcub you until you bleed and poor salt over you feels good too.

That's Sazanka, Korean Type massage in Washington Square. HJ only place however a few providers might go for a BJ.

[Member #3428]

I went to Rainbow 4 and left without a girl. What's wrong with me?

Not a damn thing is wrong that I can tell. You can find better quality and better time other place as you are more knowledgeable and fail to deal with the typical BS these girls give to guys because they all think we are newbies (you're excluded as you speak the lingo). And I forgot to mention... some folks have local GF's so they can't really go out to bars and long time the girls in hotel rooms... So MP's are a good option for people like this.

[M P Lurker]

And sometimes at night I am just too damn tired to go bar to bar and it was too damn loud and smokey (before) and just wanted a nice relaxing time without all the BS. Honestly Cowboy and NEP just does not have much draw for me anymore, once in a while it is OK but more then that it get's old (or I'm getting old) ....

I went to Rainbow 4 and left without a girl. What's wrong with me? My fav Soi Cowboy girls have quit.There is still the odd hot one, but then you have to start competing against lots of other guys wanting the same girl (unless she is too expensive) and be there at exactly the right time, etc.At MPs I can just phone up and make a booking.

[Member #3428]

6. MP action starts from around lunchtime.

This was always a big selling point for me, some of us do work in BKK not just fly in to monger. So running out at lunch time and having a session at a MP is always better then eating a meal. You can't really run to Beer Garden or look for a free lancer or hit Soi 22 and find a room and have a nice session and get back to work in time. But you can hit a MP for a nice session. And sometimes at night I am just too damn tired to go bar to bar and it was too damn loud and smokey (before) and just wanted a nice relaxing time without all the BS. Honestly Cowboy and NEP just does not have much draw for me anymore, once in a while it is OK but more then that it get's old (or I'm getting old) and they really are small areas with low number of girls. But there are a ton of massage places with a huge number of girls. All places serve a purpose and appeal to different folks or they would not stay in business.

[M P Lurker]

I think the massage places that don't offer sex give a better massage. Suprise. Suprise.Either 1500 or 1000.On soi 33..Dream Massage.

Dream is on Soi 31 I believe. Ah I have checked your pics you actually refer to "Dream Heaven". So Balls Massage is offered and must be accompanied by at least a HJ, no?You are going to spend that much for a massage? I would expect sex for that much. LOLSeriously, some of us are not interested in the best massage.This is a forum for Mongers, no?I really think the General Thread should be the one for non-mongering stuff."MP"s have long been known as a euphemism for fuck shops. A real Massage establish with no sex probably would not use the term "Massage Parlour".Its true we have mixed business with massage and sex. It seems strange to me as having sex first and then a massage would seem more sensible.

[DirkDingy]

IMHO there is nothing mystical about the massage parlors; they seem to be a big waste of time. Don?t need a Thai girl to wash my sack the massages are mediocre at best and if you are going there just to fuck well too many girls to pick up elsewhere for probably a fraction of the financial and epoch cost. One time at a massage parlor on my neophyte visit the girl a 30 something Isanner seemed as cadaverous in bed as that science teacher from the hit TV show the wonder years another time young 18 year old started to cry after I pounded her and I was taking it easy spoke absolutely no word of English and could only hold my cock in her tiny mittens and say big. What a fucking country.The experience won't hurt though

I concur 100%. The only thing that's ok is Asaki or whatever where they have this chair that you sit in in the shower and they play with your ass. It feels really good. The massage where they srcub you until you bleed and poor salt over you feels good too.

[DirkDingy]

I think the massage places that don't offer sex give a better massage. Suprise. Suprise.Either 1500 or 1000.On soi 33..Dream Massage.

[Nvslim]

[url]http://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=au&ie=UTF8&

Just took a look at the Google links and I am really impressed with the work you put into them.Thanks,Slim

[Warbucks]

Thanks for all the info. I think I have read all of your and Nic's post and find the massage scene mystical. I am just a simple country boy and was blown away when I visited Angeles City 20 years ago. I just feel a need to visit Thailand so I can experience all you have talked about.Thanks, again for all your info,Slim

IMHO there is nothing mystical about the massage parlors; they seem to be a big waste of time. Don?t need a Thai girl to wash my sack the massages are mediocre at best and if you are going there just to fuck well too many girls to pick up elsewhere for probably a fraction of the financial and epoch cost. One time at a massage parlor on my neophyte visit the girl a 30 something Isanner seemed as cadaverous in bed as that science teacher from the hit TV show the wonder years another time young 18 year old started to cry after I pounded her and I was taking it easy spoke absolutely no word of English and could only hold my cock in her tiny mittens and say big. What a fucking country.The experience won't hurt though

[Nvslim]

Oily and Soapy MPs don't really relate to type of massage at all. They are categories of establishments.

Thanks for all the info. I think I have read all of your and Nic's post and find the massage scene mystical. I am just a simple country boy and was blown away when I visited Angeles City 20 years ago. I just feel a need to visit Thailand so I can experience all you have talked about.Thanks, again for all your info,Slim

[Flyhere]

I was surfing the net and found some notes praising Copa Cabana, checked Mick's guide to the soapies and they sound good too. The sister place Malibu is next door, and remembering Mick mentioning that Long Beach was pretty good also.So I am planning a visit there this Saturday if it does not rain. Will report back. And of course the old standby Nataree is not far away.The website says they have a membership system, except it's bottles of Chivas, don't know why, same for the clubs around town. That's one Scotch I don't like.

[Flyhere]

I was looking at this Shop's website and saw the Following on their menu: Spirulina + green tea oil massage + testicle (see attached Pic)I am curious now... Anyone knows what it is?

Nic,From Google, spirulina is seaweed/algea wrap or powder, supposedly containing a high level of nutrients. Sounds like they mix it with green tea and oil and use it as a slick substance for massaging. I remember reading previously on ISG Thai forum about some shops catering to Japanese clientele offering this. Some people complain that it stinks.

[NicFrenchy]

I went to this massage Parlor again last week and had a wonderful experience with NANA (see Web pics Attached). They say she is 19 but she looks older than that and certainly not as nice as her pics but the service was 10/10. We spent the whole 2 hours only having sex and she seemed to like every bit of it. We were so sweaty for the efforts (on both sides) that we had to take a shower halfway through to cool off a little. I will certainly repeat again with her and I am sure she is a busy gal!

[NicFrenchy]

I was looking at this Shop's website and saw the Following on their menu: Spirulina + green tea oil massage + testicle (see attached Pic)I am curious now... Anyone knows what it is?