Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Zauberfee]

Next try was at Catherine MPI went there in the afternoon and arrived at about 3:15 pm. In the fishbowl there were about 20 to 25 girls, most of them in the early and mid 20's. Most of them look pretty, only one or two really stunning. The girl, that appealed me most was also the most expensive with 2. 900 THB, so I had to to take a further look. With me there were about 10 to 15 asian that tried to find the right choice for them.Even most of them were young and pretty, there was noone where I was convinced that she would a good job in bed, so even considered to walk off again.Finally I made my choice anyway with some of the younger ones for 1. 900 THB. I knew that disaster was coming but I was willing to burn some money just for the experienceI ended up with a 21 year old girl from Khon Kaen that work here for 4 month. She told me her name, but I didn't understand. Nice face, nice small body with well formed small boobs and little chubby ass. Not a "killer body", but nice anyway. Unfornately her english skills were very limited, and beside the typical "where are you from", "what is your name" and "how old are you" there was not much conversation left in english. Even my thai is far from decent it was clearly enough to survice that session.Well I know why I prefere a little more matured girls.Everything started with a cleaning session in the tub, where she took care of my "dirty" body. It was relaxing, but just cleaning.After that first part we changed to the bed. It was obviously that she was not that much experienced because she was unsure what to do next. Then she started with body kisses and worked her way down to my dick. I expected the worst but at least she started a BBBJ, nothing too deep, but bare back anyway. The whole time she put her body in a position where it was nearly impossible to touch any relevant part of her body. I don't know if this was was purpose or if she just doen't know how to use her body.Finally she put up a condom and continued with a cbj and I put her in 69 position. But even here she put herself in a quite uncomfortable position even she obviously liked to get licked. She tried really to make me come but though I'm not in for a cbj (and thanks to the huge efforts of a Cambodian gogo-dancer the night before.) I "refused" to come.If I was able to communicate a little bit more with her, maybe some better results would be possible.Then I relaxed on the bed while she tried to massage my arm a little bit. It was obviously that she not only does not know how to provide good sex but she also doesn't know how to massage. But at least my dick regained life again, she put on another condom and here we go. At least I could manouver her in some useful positions (cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, sideways) and she replied willingly so. A couple of positions later I finally finished my job.Man what I was happy to dress up and leave. Anyway I gave her 200 THB tipp, even I was convinced that she didn't earn it.After 75 minutes I left that mp.If someone likes to have sex with a young, pretty but inexperienced girl and can talk a little thai, he probably could have fun with her. For me that's not the case and therefore there's no recommendation for her from me. Actually I knew what will happen before we went upstairs but though I had an appointment at 6:00 pm, so I accepted my destiny. And don't blame her at all.Better luck next time.EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[NicFrenchy]

NEWCOMER on SOI 39: SWEET MASSAGE http://www.sweetmassage39.com/ I visited it yesterday as I was in the area: I made the mistake of walking there from Sukhumvit, it is rather far down the soi so I suggest to take a tuk tuk if you do not want to arrive there sweating.Was welcomed by Boom (you can see her on the website). She showed me the album and I could not recognise her, the lady in the book (and as seen on the web) is about 10 kilos lighter than the lady I had in front of me. I was just back from a session in another MP so only went there to take a look. Place looks clean so i'll definitely be back to try a lady.

[Richo Stevens]

In lack of a Pattaya MP thread, I post this here.I assume some of you might have heard about it?http://www.dream-teen-pattaya.com/ladies.htmlBoo looks amazing, anyone been there and could give a short comment?Cheers!

[M P Lurker]

....Then I got my full body massage, when slided over my hole with everything she had. ....

LOL I guess you meant "Whole Body"Chap Phya (Jao Phraya) 2 is on decline. A few years back there would have been 50 supestars and even pretty girls for body slide. However might consider Nataree, Emmanuelle, Victoria Secret, or Annies for body slide. Mona Lisa used to be my favourite spot for body slide but not yet re-opened.

[Zauberfee]

Payback time ... Finally I had my first MP experience, when I went to Chao Phya 2. It took only short ride by taxi to Sri Ayyuthaya Road just across the street of Europa Hotel. I hardly doubt that any taxi driver can miss it. J One and Chavalla are a 5 minutes walk away from here.I arrived there in the afternoon at about 3:30 pm. When I entered the building I was surprised for the first time. You arrive in the dark entrance hall with the enlighted fishbowl on the left side and some table on the right side. Next to the entrance there are the sofas with a couple of sideliners. Needed a couple of seconds to adjustIt was not too busy that afternoon, only a handful of potential mongers, most of them asians. Actually I think I was the only farang at that time.In the fishbowl there were about 50 to 60 girls. About 10 in the body massage section, about 10 in the superstars section and the rest were for borarn massage, what should be some kind of traditional massage as one mamasan explained to me. Due to the qualitity of the girls I was surprised for the second time. So it my first time I didn't expect anything at all, but many of the the girls are really matured, with 40+ years and more. Even I'm not that picky when it comes to how the girls look, but none of them was close to stunning and most of them with pretty decent look, which is far then enough for me. There were 4 or 5 sideliners as well, all in their early 20's but also none of them was worth to take a deeper look.Some girls smiled at, smile girls were busy chatting with each other, others were just busy staring into the air. I took my time, though I wanted to get a body massage my choice was definately cut. After a couple of minutes and some thoughts of trying another mp, I finally made my choice. A pretty busty girls with # 86 that smiled at me all the time.I paid the fee of 1.900 THB at the counter and we went upstairs to the 4th floor. Her name was Dtaeng Moh aka Watermelon, which could be in relation to her breasts ... , even her C-cup might be not that impressing for a experienced farang monger. She was cheerful and very talkative, joking all the time. I didn't ask for her age, but I suspect her to be in her late 20's or early 30's. Her body was nice, well formed but not really thin.To room was with a big tub, the famous air mattress and one round bed for further action. After some staff got our drinks we went to the tub for some cleaning. But it was "just" cleaning with no kisses, no bj or any other sexual related activity. Anyway it as was nice to get pampered that way in the tub and I felt comfortable. After a while she prepared the air mattress with soap. Then I got my full body massage, when slided over my hole with everything she had. Though I found some videos in the internet before my trip I expected a little more. While she did a nice job providing the body massage to me, it was just massage. No bj or anything else ... Finally we changed the place to the bed and she started to get me more comfortable with body kisses, licking my dick and carassing. Then she put out a condom and I got a cbj. She asked if this was ok and therefore I didn't disagree I can hardly complain. The bj was ok as well, nothing special, nothing really deep, but ok anyway. After a while we got into more action, with doggy style and cowgirl sex. In my opionion she moaned too much but it was still ok. Unfortunately my stamina was not it's best and I blew my load pretty early.And didn't know if that was all, but she started to massage me a little bit more while I tried to regain my strength. Finally my dick came back to life, she smiled and gave me a bbbj. This time was much better, though she told me I can come if I want. Noone has to tell me that twice ... and I finshed my job in her mouth. For my last surprised she swallowed everything while she kept on smiling and joking.That was it ... We dressed up and before leaving I gave her 500 THB tip. It was not the experience I expected, but she did a good job to make me feel comfortable. If you just judge the sex part it was average at best, but the overall experience was ok, so she earned her tip (in my humble opinion).Anyway if I will be back at CP2 one day I don't think I would choose her again, even she was not bad, but it was just ok.

[Roy Batty]

Today was my last full day in Bangkok and what do I do but take a day trip to Pattaya. It was important that I had to do a little field research for my next sojourn in the "Land of Smiles" here. The bus ride itself wasn't too bad if you are friendly and personable, that is, because you are stuck in an enclosed space with complete strangers for several hours, it would help to establish some camaraderie with your travel mates. You may even befriend a French Canadian MILF who also was out on a day trip while her husband toiled away back in the big city. I was actually torn morally. How far do I want to go with a married woman who sounds like Celine Dion? I decided to take the high road. Seriously, I believe most hobbyists would have done the same thing. We had a great time on the beach tour, snorkeling off of Coral Island (you have to pay one of those Jet ski guys to take you to a good spot), and at the Gem Museum, even though it was an obvious tourist trap. I am glad I was not married to this woman because she dropped a ton of cash at that "museum. " Anyways, it was just really nice to befriend a complete stranger and have a great day together.Once back in BK, we said goodbye, even though I would have loved to take her to dinner at the Via Vai Italian restaurant on Soi 8. This place has some great food and it is right next to the Stable Lodge. I know this is not exactly the forum for restaurant recommendations, but I have to say that a monger has to eat, especially for the energy needed for this incredible hobby. The plan tonight was to go to the massage mega-malls (Emmanuel, Nataree, etc.), on the other side of town. It was easy to get to because all you had to do was take the skytrain to the Asok station and go down to the BTS metro subway and get on the Bang Sue train (the greatest named station in the world) to the Ratchadaphisek station. This country sure has a lot of fantastic names but saying you are getting on the "Bang Sue" train takes the cake. Once back on the street in Ratchadaphisek, there is no possible way to miss these massage places. Really, they are lit up like they were in Vegas. I am not much of a gambler, so these are the kind of lights that draw my fancy. Here was carnal pleasure for the discerning pervert. Based on all of its high recommendations, I chose Nataree. Once you look in the fishbowl, "Wow" is your first reaction, then comes the slobbering. I chose #15 and her name was, appropriately enough, Jem, a young (26) thin lovely from Isaan. I don't know where that is but I vow to go there one day. I paid my fee and we took the elevator up to the room. The whole place was surprisingly quiet. When we undressed, she gave me my first, authentic Bangkok soapie massage. This was why I took this vacation. She put me on an air mattress then watered and soaped me up with her delicate hands. Then, the body sliding began. I was so aroused I nearly slipped inside her bareback when she was doing all that fantastic body sliding. The BBBJ on the shower floor was also fantastic. I could not hold back and came. Thoughts of that French Canadian MILF did go through my head. Round 2 on the bed was just as good. This girl was really athletic. I particularly liked her energy when she played the cowgirl role, front and reverse. I tipped her very well because she deserved it. Any hobbyist going to BK must save a spot for Nataree in his itinerary.EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Dan7373]

.... Older women really do know their stuff. Her BBBJ skills were excellent, as were her lovemaking skills. This was a great GFE and PSE, all in one. For me, that is kind of rare. When we were done with our session, she was rewarded handsomely. In the taxi back to the Stable Lodge, I smiled the whole way.

I found this to be true from my experience too. Some of my best massage sessions have been with older massage ladies. Perhaps massage ladies who like their work stick around longer in this business. And any lady who likes her work and has a lot of experience is bound to be really good at it.

[RCA Knight]

The second day, had some luch at Yok Yor riverside restaurant, then we went to check a few parlours. I guess after losing so much money in bad investments, I am starting to get frugal and start search from economic parlours. We went to Riviera on Petburi Rd. Sat a while but nothing good, price 1700 for sidelines, and a couple super model for 2300, but look the same.Moved on to Meree, there were about 8 sideliners, and later one so called S super sideliner came, very nice slender body, price at 2300, after 200 discount, I took her, while my pal took a mediocre looking 1700.My girl looked average but the body was very good, thats why she priced higher than other sideliners. She said she is from Chiang Rai, but not from the tribes. I asked her for a bbbj, at first insist covered, but later changed her mind and gave me a average bbbj.Then again I asked her I want to cum in her mouth, and would give her tip, but she insisted she won't, but would blow me to cum and I have to shoot outside, she then asked me how much tip I would give her, I said 500, she nodded.I rubbed my dickhead against her tongue, my favorite sex act, and came on her tits, she was quite friendly, so I gave her extra 200. 700 in total for bbbj til cum.After 2 ladies in 2 days, I lost my apetite, while my pal was still energetic, I convinced him to go upcountry tommorrow, where the meat is fresher and get out of Bangkok mess.

[Roy Batty]

After a couple of days in the River Kwai area (visiting the death museum, the jungle, and the Tiger Temple), I felt fully recharged. With so much groin Olympics for the last week in Singapore and Bangkok, it felt really good to just lay back and relax at a pleasant resort. Not even the beautiful, young service worker girls, the single (European, Aussie, American) female travelers, and the drunken wives at the resort complex tempted me (well, not enough for me to take action). It does a hobbyist some good to take a break from the action for a couple days, if only to recharge the old batteries. Getting out of Bangkok was a great idea and I would recommend it to everybody who mongers in that great city. Seriously, too much candy can make one very I'll. Moderation is the key when there is just so much temptation.When I returned to BK, I checked back in to the friendly confines of the Stable Lodge and decided to walk from Soi 8 to the area with Hana's and Angel's and all those other wonderful establishments. Once again, thank you Mick Licker for the great map. However, walking turned out to be a bad idea as it started to rain pretty hard. A woman who was not very young was standing at the corner of an alley with an umbrella saying that she can guide me to a nice place. Thankfully, the place was Hana's. "Ae" was the friendly woman's name and she told me how the place works. I actually wanted a session with the world famous mamasan here but unfortunately she was not at work today. The establishment itself could really use some serious redecorating and some new furniture and lighting. I am just saying the place was kind of dumpy. When I took of my shoes near the lobby, I saw mice and cockroaches skittering across the floor. Anyways, that did not bother me. What really bothered me was that the providers were not really of the best quality. I saw the book of photos and I could not choose one. Finally, I settled for "Ae" as she was kind of enough to get me out of the rain.She escorted up to our small, cramped room and asked me to take a shower. Although she did not join me, I doubt she would have even fit in that minuscule area. When I laid down on the bed, my feet hung over the edge and there wasn't much room on the sides either. It looks like there was going to be a lot of top and bottom action only. And, I was right. Older women really do know their stuff. Her BBBJ skills were excellent, as were her lovemaking skills. This was a great GFE and PSE, all in one. For me, that is kind of rare. When we were done with our session, she was rewarded handsomely. In the taxi back to the Stable Lodge, I smiled the whole way.EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[RCA Knight]

Sexless for for 2 months.Totally crushed emotionally for making a series of bad business investments that wiped out my good living for many years, finally got out of the depression and joined a friend and back in the game.Flied in from HK this time, checked in the Amari Watergate, made our way to nearby Avita parlour. 5PM with about 10 sideliners and quite a few very unattractive fish bowlers.Overall the whole line up was bad,but economical with 200 discount before 6PM, so 1700 bahts for sideline.Out of sex for so long simply picked one that smiled at me for 10 min. 25 year old sideliner from Nong Khai,face so so,thin body. Turned out to be good girl, gave me great BBBJ, I asked her for a in mouth ejaculation and she refused at first. I then asked her how much she wants for in mouth ejaculation, she thinks and said 500, ok, deal. She blew me to cum in the mouth, and was not in a hurry to wash, wiped her mouth and relaxed with me on bed for a while, great girl.Very satisfying session even I did not have chance to screw her,out of power.Later hit the gogos and saw some naked shows at Soi Cow,still crushed emotionally about the losses from business, hope some nice Thai hooker girls can pull me out.

[M P Lurker]

Mick you sre a BKK Mongers AtoZ guide, if i want to go to Sazanka from Asoke what is the nearest SKY train station, cannot work it out is it on-nut?

Just check the Google Map provided, as I already said!I thought only Thai girls couldn't read Maps Could just walk to Soi 33 and cross the road.Or taxi if lazy.

[Lord Farquard]

Mick you sre a BKK Mongers AtoZ guide, if i want to go to Sazanka from Asoke what is the nearest SKY train station, cannot work it out is it on-nut?

You can walk, or go to the next exit (E5-Phrom-Phong), and walk back a couple of blocks. I have done it both ways. If you take the skytrain, walk back towards Asoke and take the first left after the park. you will come to a "T" intersection, Mombo Caberet is in front of you, go left and follow the street around, and it will be right in front on you.It is about a 10min walk from ether station, and about 25 min walk from Nana.Have fun!

[Mad Harry]

Mick you sre a BKK Mongers AtoZ guide, if i want to go to Sazanka from Asoke what is the nearest SKY train station, cannot work it out is it on-nut?

No its not.Sazanka perhaps.All you guys should just check the Map first:http://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?hl...,0.083599&z=14

[Carpediemyes]

For the first I went to Takara Spa, located in Patpong I. It's upstairs in a run down and unattractive place. The ladies were not very appealing, some were even ugly. ..............................So this was my first trip to Takara and as you bros may have understood, this was also my last trip to Takara.

Yes my experience too.I explained to the girl what I liked which is nothing difficult and she did not deliver. Old with some awful stomach scars. Sexy tho but she had no idea what service is about. had the never to ask for a tip knowing I was unstaisfied. Never will they see me again.Goodbye Takara.

[M P Lurker]

No that's Sakaza

No its not.Sazanka perhaps.All you guys should just check the Map first:http://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?hl...,0.083599&z=14