Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Dan7373]

Well, about that condom... I liked it first time I tried it but the other 2 times, besides making my dick a little limp, I just could not come at all.

Like with all medicines, a man has to be careful about how he uses this Durex Perfoma condom. The use of this condom is not necessarily appropriate in all circumstances. This condom is good for holding back your cum, when you are about to cum. And a good time to put on this condom would be when you feel that you can't hold back your cum much longer.I suppose this would involve changing condoms. But this isn't so hard to do. And it's something you have to do anyway, when you are with two ladies at the same time.At some massage places, the ladies don't mind making you cum 2 or 3 times at no extra charge. But at most places, the lady is reluctant to make you cum more than once. And this can be frustrating for a man pays for 2 hours but gets only 10 minutes of true pleasure out of it.There are some pretty good-looking massage ladies at Angel Massage and other places, where the ladies make you cum only once. And it's at these massage places the Durex Performa condom would come in handy for a man who wants to prolong his pleasure with his attractive lady.

[Dan7373]

Sorry to say so but lately I just don't know what to write about MP-visits...

I suggest that you write about the massage women a lot. Because it's the P4P ladies that the readers of this thread are most interested in.Your general impression of the lady's attractiveness and looks and a detailed description of your experience with her would be something interesting and useful for a guy like me to read. The way a lady treats one guy is probably the way she will treat her next guy too.All men are interested in attractive women. And all men are interested in women who are good in bed. And if you come accross a massage lady who is in some way more attractive than other massge ladies are. Then a good description of her special attractiveness is something I'd love to read. And if you come accross a massage woman who has some special skill or is in some way good in bed with her man. Then this is something I would most certainly love to know about.It's hard for a man to judge the lady's attractiveness when she is fully clothed. And it's hard for a man to know what to expect from the lady, when he has never been with her before. And that's why a revealing description of your massage lady's looks and a good description of your experience with her would be muchly appreciated in this forum.

[Skeeter]

Australians (in general) just can't be trusted even if I happen to be far more trustworthy than average.

Tongue in cheek??? I'm another trustworthy one

Sometimes establishing a track record can improve the way people will treat you.

Absolutely true. If you've got the time to establish your face any any place you frequent, then your service is always very good.

[M P Lurker]

Hi Mate! I went to angle massage at soi 26 after my lunch. I walked in with an american, I was actually infront of him and standing right at the counter, very angry that they treated him much better than me because they greeted him first and showed him the album.

Thailand (all much of Asia) doesn't seem to have a proper ethic for serving customers in turn in correct sequence. She probably knew the American as a regular customer and decided to serve him first. There are many other places (not MPs) where Thais will tend to be served before Farangs. Asians also have a certain reputation for pushing in rather than waiting their turn. I am surprised the American didn't indicate to serve you first as Americans generally have a good reputation for politeness.If the place has had bad experience with certain customers refusing to pay the special afterwards (not unknown for Thais to do this as an example) then she may be taking this out on you generalising by your ethnicity (appearance). Many Thais are more racially preduced than average IMHO. In german FKKs we alwways pay the girl afterwards, but that would never be allowed back home in Australia. Australians (in general) just can't be trusted even if I happen to be far more trustworthy than average. In the end, its no use being upset with a bad cashier when you can have a good time with the girl. The bad people (or people in a bad mood) on this earth should be ignored as far as possible.I have heard bad stories about the manager at Thonglor 2 who maybe very suspicious of new customers that are too demanding (presumably she has had problems with some customers). However she is always smiling at me because she knows me as a regular good guy who can be trusted to be nice. Sometimes establishing a track record can improve the way people will treat you.

[M P Lurker]

Sorry to say so but lately I just don't know what to write about MP-visits. Visiting new unknown MP's has become some sort of hobby of mine. Did this many times in BKK, Singapore and also in Mumbai.

Thats easy! Name of place, location, phone number?, services provided e.g. massage, HJ, BJ, FS, was it good? Do they normally provide these services? Does it have private rooms? curtains? etc. Any pretty girls? Do they get naked?If they just give regular massage only its probably not relevant to the mongering threads of this forum.I am sure you need to keep notes on these things anyway if you intend to ever go back, since you do so many places it would be confusing.I don't expect everyone can be as amusing as Nic Frenchy but just plain infomation can be very useful.I have only been to a very small number of oilies and tend to keep returning to favourites.

[M P Lurker]

Well, about that condom... I liked it forst time I tried it but the other 2 times, besides making my dick a little limp, I just could not come at all.

So it did a superb job of anaesthetising your dick LOL I wouldn't be wanting that!

[Cooling Guy]

Also, they should Never collect money up front from you.May I ask what is your ethnic background?They might have had issues in the past and unfortunately you paid the price for your fellow contrymen's bad behavior.

Hi NicFrenchy,I am an Australian, but my mother is a Singapore Chinese so I am a mixture of Aust/Sing? I read and posted in another forums they suspect I am an Indian or Mid-East man but I'm no where even close to them. I dress decent and look decent too.I went other places for food or entertainment, never encounter any such problem. I like the Thai people as they usually service with a smile. I guess its just my lucky day. Thank gizz that the girl was ok otherwise I would be very sad about paying up front.Cheers mate.

[NicFrenchy]

with some help from the Durex Performa condom.

Well, about that condom... I liked it forst time I tried it but the other 2 times, besides making my dick a little limp, I just could not come at all.

[NicFrenchy]

Cooling Guy, Sorry to hear about your bad experience @ Angels 26. Your experience is certainly how things should be done at any Oily. I go to Angels regularily so the cashiers know me and give me good service each time (and good advice sometimes, telling me if the girl I want to pick have been used a lot).Also, they should Never collect money up front from you. In all my visits to the place (and there has been a lot) I have never paid before the session. I always select the 1 hour Oil, go to the room stay however long I want and then settle the bill at the cashier's desk upon leaving the place.May I ask what is your ethnic background? They might have had issues in the past and unfortunately you paid the price for your fellow contrymen's bad behavior. Please, next time you are mistreated, tell them so and leave the place. I would not custom a place that does not treat me properly

[Cooling Guy]

Ok mate, here is my 2nd review on a place call I-RIE found at soi 29.I went there around late afternoon, I think it is the only massage in soi 29 so pretty easy to spot it. The girls were sitting outside the shop chatting greeted me the moment I step near the shop. : p I am quite shy actually but was escorted into the shop the cashier surprisingly a male with very good english probably a Korean/Japanese? : confused: showed me their menu on the massage available and price. There is no album but very much pick what they have on the spot. So without delay I look around and selected Aug. I'm not sure if she changes her name. Very fair girl in her late 20s, not slim but I guess her boobs is not bad for me since its quite a natural C? She look like a thai Chinese to me. I took up a 1. 5 hour Oil massage, Aug took me to another shop next door which is at level 2, I asked her why she told me the main shop is for hair salon and thai massage and where she taking me to is for oil massage.The room compared to the previous place I visited is much newer to me. Aug left me in the room telling me to make myself comfortable. Asked me if I need any drink, went out and back again. She then help me to shower and the oil massage started. She was still in her clothing while giving the massage, very chatty and after about 1 hour? She asked me if I needed special service. I asked her how much and was told 1500baht. Having see her boobs I said ok and she fully undress and began to service me everywhere. She rided me, I enjoyed grabbing her boobs can't take it anymore and finish it off. She helped me to clean up and shower me clean and escort me back to the main shop cashier. I paid 600baht to the cashier and was given a card that state 3 time free 1 time.Quite a happy massage session for me. : DCheers

[Cooling Guy]

doesn't tie in with my experiences of the place.never been asked to pay up front. Always have had oil massage

I asked around in 3 different forums. Many people told me they don't pay for special up front. I don't know what went wrong with the process but having paid 1500baht up front is no good for me as I do not know if the girl is really good for me. But im lucky the girl was not bad. I don't think its the girl fault, maybe is the cashier problem.

[Satrai2000]

I think Satrai2000 knows just about every MP in BKK LOL (as if that would be possible), but he can't find energy left to report on them all. As for me, I'm rarely that interested in a real massage.Its just a more discreet place to monger.I have given up walking down the street with a girl on the arm and never monger in a Hotel where my GF might ever visit.

Sorry to say so but lately I just don't know what to write about MP-visits. Visiting new unknown MP's has become some sort of hobby of mine. Did this many times in BKK, Singapore and also in Mumbai.A few weeks ago I visited the salon in the Nana-hotel (twice) and was serviced by mid-thirty plain-Janes. However the special part was very good I must say.Same holds for other MP's which from the outside do not look like mongering-places but once inside.In the past I visited small, dirty, dodgy parlours in the Am-plaza and soi Nana and got great great service!

[Dan7373]

As long as you use it after the blow job otherwise.....................

For some reason I've never had much liking for BJ's. It's being inside the lady's pussy that turns me on the most. I'd rather forego the BJ and spend some extra time inside the lady's pussy, with some help from the Durex Performa condom.

[Mark17]

hi mate! i went to angle massage at soi 26 after my lunch. i walked in with an american, i was actually infront of him and standing right at the counter, very angry that they treated him much better than me because they greeted him first and showed him the album. i just waited till the cashier finish with him and then she picked up the phone and went blabbing away! while waiting i peep into the room and see the girls. the cashier finally put down the phone, she then ask me what i want, i said i want to know who is available. she gave me the album finally and giving me a sulky face. as it was my first time to angel, i was thinking of trying thai tradition massage. she quickly told me that no special for taking thai tradition and only 1 girl can do thai massage. is that true? also many girls not available, so i change my mind decided for oil massage for an hour. i choose tuna from the album and the cashier immediately request me to pay 1900baht incl. special fee. in my mind, i am thinking what if the girl not not good? so my 1500baht special fee is confirm goner. do they always collect special fee upfront? she called tuna and she came out. the cashier passed her the 1500baht. really unhappy with the cashier. proceed up to the room, quite an old room and tuna shower with me. she is a small size girl with enhanced boobs, dark skin but quite pretty to me. before the massage start she told me no oil so use baby lotion for massage. is that common also? anyway, she massage my back for 20mins and asked me to turn around for special. bj was normal giving cfm look. she french me alot and ride me hard till i put her down and finish off in missionary. after that she helped me shower and sent me off.quite an experience with tuna but with some disappointment. going out for dinner, will share another massage review later.cheers mate.editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here for more information.

been to angels several times and never pay up front. the "extra" is always between me and the girl in the room. i did request a thai massage once, and yes, there are only a few girls there that do this, and this is a legit massage with normally no extra services. the time i chose this, i was not aware of it. the girl and i hit it off pretty good, and we did have sex at the end. although we had to be quiet, as she said she would get in trouble if they found out. (not sure, but that is what she said).in the future, just walk in, and go to the book and page through. the girls available are labelled clearly, and if one is "busy" you can ask how long you have to wait for her.

[Sonic Bam]

i went to angle massage at soi 26 after my lunch. i walked in with an american, i was actually infront of him and standing right at the counter, very angry that they treated him much better than me because they greeted him first and showed him the album. i just waited till the cashier finish with him and then she picked up the phone and went blabbing away! while waiting i peep into the room and see the girls. the cashier finally put down the phone, she then ask me what i want, i said i want to know who is available. she gave me the album finally and giving me a sulky face. as it was my first time to angel, i was thinking of trying thai tradition massage. she quickly told me that no special for taking thai tradition and only 1 girl can do thai massage. is that true? also many girls not available, so i change my mind decided for oil massage for an hour. i choose tuna from the album and the cashier immediately request me to pay 1900baht incl. special fee. in my mind, i am thinking what if the girl not not good? so my 1500baht special fee is confirm goner. do they always collect special fee upfront? she called tuna and she came out. the cashier passed her the 1500baht. really unhappy with the cashier. proceed up to the room, quite an old room and tuna shower with me. she is a small size girl with enhanced boobs, dark skin but quite pretty to me. before the massage start she told me no oil so use baby lotion for massage. is that common also?

cooling guysorry to hear about you visit to angels, doesn't tie in with my experiences of the place. always been quick and polite service at the desk and never been asked to pay up front.haven't ever asked for thai massage so cannot comment on availability of masseuse.always have had oil massage and the girls have never been out of stock before.angels hasn't disappointed me in the past, hopefully this is a one-off bad experience.