Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Theant]

it was a fresh windy day so i decided for the long walk in soi 31 till euro inn hotel to arrive orchid. after entered i choose 2h oil + ball massage x 850 bath. the mamasan make me sit and give me the book, explaining the girl with a green heart on their photo are not available. however there are a lot of girls to choose. i take one of the first, her name is ong. when she arrives i see they have worked a little with photoshop, but the girl is little with a good face. in the room i say her to start with ball massage and after giving me special. she smiles and wai me. in the shower she remains with her dress on and when she sees my cock start to repeat very big, very big. i start to hear the hiss of the missile approaching my back. on the bed she gives me a so-so ball massage and undress only after a lot of insistence. she is little, with beautiful body and hair. after a good bbj we pass to special, and the missile hits me, hardly kiss, no initiative, in one word starfish. besides continues to repeat too big, too big and puts her legs against my chest preventing to full penetrate her. the situation falls down, my erection goes down. she tries in every way to finish my by mouth and by hand but with no effect. my cock is on fire and to stop her i say to not worry because i pay her special the same. only now she reassures, stop and saysi have a very good heart. now i profit by her defenses down, slip my tongue in her mouth, open wide her legs and full penetrate. she tries to resist, is quit a [CodeWord123], then she calms down, starts to pertecipate and i can slowly finish. i pay, she help to dress me, wai and ask to return. yes, wait for me. bad experience, girl to avoid.editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here for more information.

[Daddy07]

When you buy a TV set, do you always buy the cheapest trash? Or would consider paying extra for quality. I realise you think this is not the point and are objecting to discrimination, but try to view it differently?

No, I don?t want cheap trash, but if I bought an expensive TV then found out the next day that the store sold the same model to another customer for 25% less, I would feel cheated and upset about it. You?re right; it?s the discrimination which would cause me to avoid that business no matter what it had to offer.I do see your point though, that you have only so much time to monger, so you are willing to pay more, even if it means you?ll be victimized by discrimination. I can?t help but think that they do this because they really don?t want you, and all other farangs, but are greedy enough to accept you anyway if you give them substantially more cash for the privilege. Maybe that?s not true, but it would always be at the back of my mind during the session.I don?t think my dick is big enough to qualify for a prick premium.

I've known one good-looking P4P lady who worked with only Thai men in a small town in Isaan. Then one of her friends persuaded her to go to Pattaya where she could make more money with farangs. She went to Pattaya. But she didn't last there long. For some reason she didn't like doing it with farangs. And she went back to doing it with Thai men for less money.I asked why she didn't like doing it with farangs. And it was a combination of sometimes less than civil behavior and sometimes less than sexy looks?

Yes, so I?m thinking: is this Isaan lady going to like me if I pay more than her Thai customers? No ? she might do it for the extra cash, but that money won?t turn me into a Thai.I don?t want to be with her if she doesn?t like farangs.I don?t want to patronize a business that doesn?t like me either, or worse yet, thinks I?m a sucker.

[M P Lurker]

I asked why she didn't like doing it with farangs. And it was a combination of sometimes less than civil behavior and sometimes less than sexy looks. Let's face it. Many farangs have let themselves go in terms of their beer-bellies and such. And many farangs are too business-like in their dealings with the ladies.

Probably got sick of ugly Farangs expecting to shove a big dick up the back door, CIM, COF etc.She made possibly bad mistake going to Pattaya. She could probably make a lot more money at a classy establishment in BKK if she is really pretty.

[Dan7373]

I don't care if the pooying at such a place are the most beautiful girls in Thailand, I am not going to pay any 600 baht "farang" surcharge to play with them. It would ruin the entire experience for me. I get pissed when the baht bus driver wants an extra 10 baht from farang.

I've known one good-looking P4P lady who worked with only Thai men in a small town in Isaan. Then one of her friends persuaded her to go to Pattaya where she could make more money with farangs. She went to Pattaya. But she didn't last there long. For some reason she didn't like doing it with farangs. And she went back to doing it with Thai men for less money.I asked why she didn't like doing it with farangs. And it was a combination of sometimes less than civil behavior and sometimes less than sexy looks. Let's face it. Many farangs have let themselves go in terms of their beer-bellies and such. And many farangs are too business-like in their dealings with the ladies.I've seen how one Thai customer treated that P4P lady whom I've known. And he was very nice to her. I haven't seen many farang men treat their P4P ladies so well.From what I understand. Most of the extra farang charge goes to the lady. She is the one who is charging you extra. And if you like the lady. Then why not make her happy?

[M P Lurker]

I don't care if the pooying at such a place are the most beautiful girls in Thailand, I am not going to pay any 600 baht "farang" surcharge to play with them. It would ruin the entire experience for me. I get pissed when the baht bus driver wants an extra 10 baht from farang.

When you buy a TV set, do you always buy the cheapest trash? Or would consider paying extra for quality. I realise you think this is not the point and are objecting to discrimination, but try to view it differently. When we buy airline tickets, different people get different prices for exactly the same seats. The world is not fair. How come I pay a lot of tax from my salary? Anyway you are aware that museums etc. have a Farang price and a Thai price because Farangs are assumed to be rich and there seems to be a philosophy that Thais should be able to enjoy what Thailand has to offer cheaper than the outsiders. Its a sort of extra tax of Foreigners.Maybe you should flop out your dick for measuring and claim its smaller than East Asians and couldn't possible hurt the girl. Therefore pussy damage tax is not warranted.I can't because they know I have a big one (misfortune ) and like to have marathon sex. There are plenty of cheaper MPs here with no Farang surcharge for you like Bangkok Cozy 1300 Baht.But some of us are on a very limited amount of mongering time. I am so warped that I don't want to screw just any piece of flesh in my limited time. I want a "dream-girl" if possible, and am prepared to pay a little more.I'll post a pic later so you can assess the quality. I would rather do this than have two or three ordinary girls.

[M P Lurker]

Mick, the sideliners are 2900 baht for me and probably 3500 baht for you. The papasan did point out a few 2500 baht ones, they were outside walking on the floor, so I don't know if they sit in the fishbowl or sit on the sideline sofas.

O.K. I know that sideliners have more than one price. As I didn't want to buy, I didn't ask which price they were to be honest.

[Flyhere]

...Two sideliners (probably 3000 Baht) were not exceptionally pretty but may have been whiter, taller, younger, etc...

Mick, the sideliners are 2900 baht for me and probably 3500 baht for you. The papasan did point out a few 2500 baht ones, they were outside walking on the floor, so I don't know if they sit in the fishbowl or sit on the sideline sofas.

[Terry Terrier]

I don't care if the pooying at such a place are the most beautiful girls in Thailand, I am not going to pay any 600 baht "farang" surcharge to play with them. It would ruin the entire experience for me. I get pissed when the baht bus driver wants an extra 10 baht from farang.

So you won't be moving to that hilarious pastiche on civilisation that the locals call Kreungthep anytime soon then, Daddy?

[Daddy07]

...Went to Infinity JC today (Saturday) 5PM. There were about 15 girls in fishbowl area. 2500 Baht for foreigners and 1900 for Thais and Easy Asians...

I don't care if the pooying at such a place are the most beautiful girls in Thailand, I am not going to pay any 600 baht "farang" surcharge to play with them. It would ruin the entire experience for me. I get pissed when the baht bus driver wants an extra 10 baht from farang.

[Palmmo]

Dear Mick Licker,I already check and found that it my incorrect.Sorry for all and for you Mick Licker i have to say thank you again for your inform.Best Regards,Palmmo

[M P Lurker]

(New) Versailles soapy has closed. But no matter. My favourite girl from there, Jip, 153cm but a very hot body, has moved to Infinity JC.Went to Infinity JC today (Saturday) 5PM. There were about 15 girls in fishbowl area. 2500 Baht for foreigners and 1900 for Thais and Easy Asians. Of the 600 Baht Farang "cock" surcharge, the girl gets 500 I have been told. The exception is if you are taken there by a "guide" then the girl wont get any extra but the guide will get kickbacks (so dont let anyone lead you there that might get a kickback)Of the 15, I considered three of them to be really pretty and a tough choice, except that No. 62 I knew already, and she slightly won out knowing that her body is exceptional too.Two sideliners (probably 3000 Baht) were not exceptionally pretty but may have been whiter, taller, younger, etc.At 7PM when I came out the fish bowl had swelled to about 30 girls and a few more beauties were evident.Back to the girl.I had a great time and put her on my regulars list.Shortish, narrow waist, ample thighs and bum, high and wide slung natural C cups, tan colour, narrow face, big eyes. She gave some nice "spanish", I think its called, cock massaged by tits, and a little bit of body slide in the bath.Seem to recall a good BBBJ too. Her self-masturbation performance was also good for those voyeurs who like to watch.She didn't have any trouble really enjoying herself.I definitely will go back.Saturday early evening lineup seemed second only to Nataree by my taste and experience.

[Easy2007]

But Italians are the most scary with very large rock hard dicks, so she doesn't like to take them in "back-door". She would probably make excuse that she is new and not used to it. But really she is happy to take smaller dicks up the arse.

Its actually quite funny, as if you have been with a load of P4P girls all over Asia, and spoken with them in detail they will nearly all tell you the same thing. They like the thought of a big hard cock, and they might like performing oral sex on a big rod, but they really do not like big cocks for normal or anal sex.They all play the game and tell each and every customer that they have a big one, whether its 3 or 13 inches long, however most girls when questioned actually prefer Mr Average.However, for those who may have the opportunity of talking with ladyboys (I am not a user, however once you live in Thailand for many years you end up knowing a few from friends and friends of etc..) they exhibit the same "male" mentality, and ladyboys prefer big rods to small ones.So there you go, in general, at least in Asia, most girls prefer average size rods, but the ladyboys perfer the whoppers. And here is an even more interesting fact, most Italian friends I know often pop off to play with a ladyboy during their stay.So is the perfect match, and ladyboys like Italians due to their large rods, and the Italians likka the ladyboys too?Perhaps some Italians would like to comment?

[M P Lurker]

First I have to thanks Mick Licker for your commentMy Answer is1. I will come back to check my price list first that it wrong or not because Utopia price I get it from the manager of that place. (In the morning)2. About the price list it not completely yet (this part we will made for all place)3. Thai Forum. We just start to promoted TMM website in July 7, 2007So we didn't have a lot of member that why it have not much information the forum need more times to prove it self.And the Q&A in the forum maybe that look silly for foreigner but it thai style this kind of thing I can not change it.4. International forum. We have a plan to do other 2 language in Eng and Jap It will completed on October 2008.5. Yes all the place in TMM site was our sponsor but we will get more place Ex Catherine Already add in today with in 2 week you will see 2 more place that is Colonze2 and Ida. The other place is still in process the problem is not about money but it come from the girl they are to shy to put their pic on website. Some place like Bangkok Cozy in the day that I take a pic their was one girl told to all that it was a bad idea then all gone.*- this problem is trouble6. Less Model. We are try to get the pic as much as it possible but. Same problem as point 5. (I will try more but it hard to fix this)Ps. Sorry for my EnglishBest RegardsPalmmo

You have answered well. I was very tough for assessing a site that is just new. Look forward to seeing the progress. Utopia prices start 2000, 2500 etc, according to my source Khon Cheer Pa Gert (100 Baht increase on previous).We have recently heard another English Language forum B2N has not been going well.I understand your frustration with BKK Cozy. Their website is lousy too: http://www.midnightthailand.com/bangkokcozy/Is your Thai forum aiming to be broader scope than "Bath Lover" Forum?I have looked through and get bored very easily by lots of one line posts like this one from "Bath Lover" forum:อาบน้ำทำไม ไม่ถอดผ้าfor our English site this literally means: "Why take bath? No take clothes off!" I think its hard for farangs like me to appreciate this frivoulous joking banter.We or at least I like detailed straight talk by people not shy to give every detail of their experiences.So an English Language forum like the ISG works well for us and we are lucky to not have a lot of obnoxious posters.The only thing we probably lack here are separate threads for each Massage place.Access to photos of pretty girls at Massage places is of big interest to us if the photos are realistic. Some of us like me are warped and only want to go with extremely pretty girls.Average looking girls are plentiful in the MPs and are of no real interest to me.I have to be careful as the rules of ISG forbid promotion of competative forums. Since you have no English forum, I will assume that it is not a competitor.P.S.I did an "Advanced Search" for Emmanuelle models (to see if Yokkie B19 was there) and instead it displayed Utopia models and those from other Massage places. So some little fault there from this page:http://www.thaimassagemodel.com/search.php?city_id=1From another method, it worked fine.

[Palmmo]

First I have to thanks Mick Licker for your commentMy Answer is1. I will come back to check my price list first that it wrong or not because Utopia price I get it from the manager of that place. (In the morning)2. About the price list it not completely yet (this part we will made for all place)3. Thai Forum. We just start to promoted TMM website in July 7, 2007So we didn't have a lot of member that why it have not much information the forum need more times to prove it self.And the Q&A in the forum maybe that look silly for foreigner but it thai style this kind of thing I can not change it.4. International forum. We have a plan to do other 2 language in Eng and Jap It will completed on October 2008.5. Yes all the place in TMM site was our sponsor but we will get more place Ex Catherine Already add in today with in 2 week you will see 2 more place that is Colonze2 and Ida. The other place is still in process the problem is not about money but it come from the girl they are to shy to put their pic on website. Some place like Bangkok Cozy in the day that I take a pic their was one girl told to all that it was a bad idea then all gone.*- this problem is trouble6. Less Model. We are try to get the pic as much as it possible but. Same problem as point 5. (I will try more but it hard to fix this)Ps. Sorry for my EnglishBest RegardsPalmmo

[M P Lurker]

Had a look at Colonze 4 today (was called Chai Lai). Its located nearly opposite the soi leading to Victoria Secret maybe 500 metres past La Defense on Rama IX (Pra Raam Gao) Soi 26 (south side).Fish Bowl had about 15-20 girls, prices 1700 Baht, 2000 (Vxx), 2300 (Mxx). A couple of reasonable looking girls but not stunning.Upstairs girls were 2600, 3000, 3300.