Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[PerezPerez]

There are plenty of younger and prettier girls to be found in Thailand. During the lineup you should have taken a seat on the sofa and pretended to answer an urgent message while discreetly searching this thread on your phone. Or even just go ahead and say you're going to search for reviews. You would have seen the other reports on her bad service.

Thanks for your suggestion, it's always good to know someone takes their own time to guide others. I have read about her bad report vaguely, but as I mentioned I was in a very different mood today out of my usual. I have no regrets for trying her out.

I didn't mean "pretty" but "Petite" as slim and small.

[NahkMD]

Went there for the 1st time. Wanted to try Nadia but not available so chose Honey. 27 yo. Cute looking face with a beautiful smile, little thick looking with big tits but not fat thick. She has a kid but stomach is fine no real damage, just a very light scar. Decent english that you can hold a conversation with. Introduced herself and greeted me well. Went to the room, and helped me take off my clothes and everything, Guided me to the shower and cleaned me up. Got the bed ready and told me to lay down and started the nuru. The nuru was fucking awesome but one issue I had was she had a Bush so you could feel the hair on your body when she glided and was kind of itchy. She did some crazy technique with her legs that I can't even describe in words that would have surly made any man bust quick. I fucking loved it. Anyways she cleans me off multiple times and reapplies the nuru and gets back to doing the body to body stuff. HJ, BBBJ, Rimming, all of which she did. We got to fucking in mis and doggy but nuru fucking is a little weird with everything being slippery a bit. Felt awesome squeezing those big tits of hers with the nuru and titty fucking her haha. Anyways I bust and she goes back to doing some more massaging. I tell her I want to fuck again in the bed this time and she says only a BJ or HJ, no more fucking. That sucks but w. E.

Go on the bed, Nice BBBJ, nothing too crazy but she was happy giving that head. Switch to HJ. She liked rimming caz she went there. I'm not much of a fan but felt good for sure haha. Finally busted from HJ and cummed onto her hand. Throughout the session, she did go on her phone to talk to someone as there was a lottery going on but I had no issues as she apologized and her service was never a let down. Everything she did was well done, and I never felt rushed. Great girl with great service. If she shaved her Bush, it'd be perfect. Only thing I regret is not getting her Line as she said she does FL. If anyone gets it please share.

[Whoreman]

Tangmo at SW: I decided not to precheck and go with the flow. There were few others like 4-6 providers more at that time around 6 pm. Tangmo is 22 as she said and it must be true. I am 37 and I must admit she is the youngest and pettiest girl I have ever done. She is just there for 4 months or something and a total newbie a starfish or dud whatever you may call.

There are plenty of younger and prettier girls to be found in Thailand. During the lineup you should have taken a seat on the sofa and pretended to answer an urgent message while discreetly searching this thread on your phone. Or even just go ahead and say you're going to search for reviews. You would have seen the other reports on her bad service.

[TConor]

You have to find the right lady. Like Prae has a body that will not quit and good service. I'd like a review on Micky and Leena. Of course now that the baht is strong and with mango's 500 surcharge. It is not what it used to be.

Cherry's seems like under new mgt?

All the rooms at Mango were full today, which is unusual for a Tuesday afternoon. They're obviously doing a roaring trade, maybe thanks in part to being bigged up on this thread. Anyway, I managed to get a room with Vanda and the session was all right. She said she's 25 which seems about right and the face is close enough to the photos even though they flatter her a bit. Breasts are a bit small and lack shape and firmness but she has big bloated nipples. Not my spec. Tummy is flat enough and she's never had a baby. Thighs are a bit chunky for my tastes by the buttocks are quite nice and fairly curvy.

Service was also all right. She tried to follow a routine but when I told her what I wanted she was compliant enough. Finger in the arse not allowed. Everything else totally bog standard for an oily.

Mango seems to have abandoned the PSE model and is just like any other oily in terms of the range of girls and service standards. I would compare it more to somewhere like All Stars than Snow White. All Stars also has a couple of A+ girls if you're prepared to pay the surcharge but the majority of girls are not. All Stars usually has 2 or 3 pretty young baby-free girls. There's nothing special about All Stars, it's just a good example of a standard oily that I frequent. I suppose you could also compare Mango to Orient opposite. Is Tan still offering A+ there for a 500 baht tip?

[PerezPerez]

Tangmo at SW: I decided not to precheck and go with the flow. There were few others like 4-6 providers more at that time around 6 pm. Tangmo is 22 as she said and it must be true. I am 37 and I must admit she is the youngest and pettiest girl I have ever done. She is just there for 4 months or something and a total newbie a starfish or dud whatever you may call.

Usually I am picky and I can easily get turned off or loose my mood but today something wrong with me. I choose her totally out of my usual choosing procedure. She was the least active looking or smiling or interested in the lineup, intact she was not looking at me at all. I called her out of curiosity and she went up with me. I asked why she look serious and she said she feels sleepy and tired as she was working since 10 am. I knew I had made a mistake but I was in a different mood today. She didn't even helped me wash I washed myself and In fact I helped wash her and cheer her up. As soon as she felt I can speak Thai things got better at least her attitude. But service is totally suck. She has the pettiest body and a good looking face according to my taste. Absolutely no baby damage as she never had that's for sure. At one point I was worried if she is of legal age and she confirmed she is 22. Gave a decent BBBJ slow and soft as l asked her, then the deed in various position. One of the tightest I have done so far in LOS. Took her for 2 hrs first round done in 30 minutes. A bit massage somehow then started second round in various position including sitting on that small sofa and asked her to ride, standing against the mirror and from behind etc etc finished A+ she was squinting her face as she was in pain when I humped no matter front or back, deep or shallow, fast or slow, but man oh man she is tight. I have a very average size and never thought I could hurt LOL. As she showed signs of pain I turned her back and finished the deed from behind. 1 HR 10 minutes and I am done. I realized there is no point in staying here any more. She suggested next time to take 1 HR it's 1900 I nodded my head as I don't know anything and as a good man tip her 200 and left. I have no regrets today as it was a new and tight experience LOL.

[PerezPerez]

Can you review Nicky from Snow White? She has the prettiest face but her arms look a bit fat so I haven't tried her yet. She is baby-free though so I'd be interested in a realistic description of her body. I can forgive big arms if they come with a curvy arse and a nice handful of firm breasts. Also she's not A+ but I'd be interested to hear how good her service is overall.

Also by coincidence there's another Nicky who works in Thanks massage. She was mentioned a while back but no review so far. She is supposed to be A+. Can you confirm this and also tell us whether she has a baby or not?

http://thanksmassage.com/index.php/g...019/08/02/695/

What a coincidence I am sitting in sumbleinn in soi 3 having a beer after finishing with Tangmo in SW, I will post the review now, separately. I will keep in mind and do my best if I can review. Thanks.

[Whoreman]

All the rooms at Mango were full today, which is unusual for a Tuesday afternoon. They're obviously doing a roaring trade, maybe thanks in part to being bigged up on this thread. Anyway, I managed to get a room with Vanda and the session was all right. She said she's 25 which seems about right and the face is close enough to the photos even though they flatter her a bit. Breasts are a bit small and lack shape and firmness but she has big bloated nipples. Not my spec. Tummy is flat enough and she's never had a baby. Thighs are a bit chunky for my tastes by the buttocks are quite nice and fairly curvy.

Service was also all right. She tried to follow a routine but when I told her what I wanted she was compliant enough. Finger in the arse not allowed. Everything else totally bog standard for an oily.

Mango seems to have abandoned the PSE model and is just like any other oily in terms of the range of girls and service standards. I would compare it more to somewhere like All Stars than Snow White. All Stars also has a couple of A+ girls if you're prepared to pay the surcharge but the majority of girls are not. All Stars usually has 2 or 3 pretty young baby-free girls. There's nothing special about All Stars, it's just a good example of a standard oily that I frequent. I suppose you could also compare Mango to Orient opposite. Is Tan still offering A+ there for a 500 baht tip?

[Whoreman]

Today is my second day and I am here fore few more days. I would like to try 1 day a place recommended by regulars here in BKK (not necessarily already tried), may be a new place most are curious and haven't tried yet. One of the day of my visit I would like to try and review it. Please leave your comments with the name and suggested location.

Can you review Nicky from Snow White? She has the prettiest face but her arms look a bit fat so I haven't tried her yet. She is baby-free though so I'd be interested in a realistic description of her body. I can forgive big arms if they come with a curvy arse and a nice handful of firm breasts. Also she's not A+ but I'd be interested to hear how good her service is overall.

Also by coincidence there's another Nicky who works in Thanks massage. She was mentioned a while back but no review so far. She is supposed to be A+. Can you confirm this and also tell us whether she has a baby or not?

http://thanksmassage.com/index.php/g...019/08/02/695/

[Paolo99]

I simply have run out of fucks to give when it comes to agreeing on some ass only to cop this type of excuse.

If ones butt hole is sore from being flogged then take the day off, and if all cocks are big, big then go and work in a bank.

Yeah, given the high number of complain on this board that most of the good A+ providers have disappeared from the well known oilies, it might be that these girls figured it out by themselves and didn't wait for your advice.

And I don't think that the customer is necessarily the boss. Most of these girls have their own rules, some more than others, but it's legitimate that they won't let the customer do whatever he wants with their body if they know that it will put them out of work for a few days.

[Paolo99]

I still had about 20 minutes left and when I asked her for 2nd pop, she disappointed me by saying that only 1 pop is allowed. For 2 pops, you will have to inform them in advance and pay more. I paid around 2. 5 k in damage. I think you will have to pay around 1 k more for 2 pops.

Anyway those are the rules. I still thought she deserved something, and tipped her 200 and walked away.

I didn't go there since they changed the setup of their place and introduced the new pricing but I'm sure that before the rules were that the customer can get 1 pop by FS and another pop by HJ or BJ.

It would be interesting to know if that girl said bullshit (I had one girl tried to pull that BS even before) or if it's something that girls say consistently in that shop nowadays.

I'm surprised that you said the line up was only two girls at times, could it be that they've got a lot less girls than before?

[Paolo99]

an attitude of if you don't like like it then leave it which I did. Haven't been back since.

She gave me exactly the same feeling.

She was nice and polite but it was as if she doesn't care what the customer wants, but we have to follow her rules instead.

I was not really impressed by that behavior so I didn't go back either and the same night I had a walk in soi33 just to have a look and met the cute Jasmin so not a big loss for me.

[Syzygies]

For a start, the photos are not realistic and she knows it. She expressed surprise that I was even able to recognise her from her website pics. She's definitely older than mid 20's. She's about the same age as Prae and Amm or Snow White's Emmy. Her face looks well north of 30 although her breasts are large and reasonably firm. I would say she's about 30. Her skin is not white and certainly not flawless. It's the tone of an average Thai woman and she has mild acne. She's also much fatter in real life than her pics suggest. <cut>

This was an all right punt but come on, be realistic when you post a report.

We have optimists and we have pessimists. Ha ha. I think I am in the later camp generally, but I don't have a big problem with Optimist's reports. Its good though to have somewhat diverging opinions. Gives the reader a range setting.

I post a link to the real pic of mango girls. Seems that Apple is 4th girl top left. Possibly a little above average face for me.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...LIP-and-ANNIES!&p=2374063&viewfull=1#post2374063.

This is not far away from her shopped web site pics, so I believe I have recognised her. Sure the web pics make her look thinner (and paler) or hide the waist thighs area too, but her belly can be seen in pic when she sits on a chair.

The web pics are quirky because she shuts her mouth to hide the teeth (and maybe braces). Her face pics have been stretched / elongated I guess, and lightened. No big deal. Normal practice.

Bear in mind in Mr Benn saying she is pretty to him, he may not care about her tanned skin colour, nor that she maybe older, nor a few pimples. These 3 things are not major turn offs for me either, just depends on girl is in good condition or not. So each guys has his own criteria. I like if she has real tits. In the pics, I can't tell if a nose job or not for sure, so that is encouraging too. My biggest concern would be size of belly and thighs, and the Bush maybe. Things not so clear in the pics. Girls can put on a lot of weight too. E. g. Prae was slimmish when I first tried her. Not sure now.

Pretty at an MP is a relative thing, bearing in mind the average standard of faces is a bit low. I have to allow for some guys liking voluptuous girls where I like skinny normally.

[Syzygies]

Addict. Her name starts with "D", and I think it was Disya. I am not really sure.

Anagram of Daisy? LOL I can't think of any Thai name closer to this than Dutsadee, so I am guessing the name may not be Thai. An assumed Japanese name perhaps?

E. g. Tatsuya (the initial T unaspirated could sound like a D).

It amazes me that Addict is so popular. I only ever had one really good girl for service there. All natural. Too much surgeries in general, or hidden damaged bodies. I think Doki Doki is better than Addict despite Addict having a large number of girls. I would also prefer SW or mango and in the past had a girl at Orient (but mostly uglies there).

If anyone can explain the big attraction of Addict. Is it fancy uniforms? I dislike them. I guess it has to be guys that like the surgeries plastic doll look, or is there something else? Did anyone get consistent good service there?

[Whoreman]

No baby damage. Nothing fake on her either, real boobs, real (albeit uncommon) nose. To me, Vanda (at Mango) looks even prettier up close than in the website photos or the lineup. Again, she's not super enthusiastic and her skills are somewhat below average, but she's indeed lovely and does her job. Not a princess, though as always YMMV. My session with her (two shots, DFK, BBBJ, FS) was money well spent, and I would go for a repeat if I'm in a mellow mood (not PSE) and choice elsewhere is slim.

Does she have a bush or a shaven haven?

[Whoreman]

She is not ugly but, nowhere close to what she looks in pictures. I would have never picked her in a line up, nor anyone else from who were present in Mango when I went.

I agree totally. I would never have picked Apple if I hadn't read the rave reviews here. It makes me a bit suspicious about the objectivity of those reviews. The other girls are also far less attractive than the website photos. I've given Vanda and Bo a close look and while they're all right, the website photos flatter them. You can get better looking girls on soi 24/1.