Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[M P Lurker]

She being indolent provider, I was getting bored of the in-and-out movement. So I let it unload. 3 weeks of my savings gone in less than 10 minutes. What a waste!

LOL. I'm not sure that 3 weeks of saved sperm should be considered valuable (and subject to "wastage") but you could talk to it and call it "my precious" ala Golum/Smeagol in Lord of the Rings.Mostly we are trying as hard as possible to waste it as often and widely as possible. To avoid wastage, keep the used/filled condoms, if you like.No sex for 3 weeks sounds typical of having a Farang wife. My ex-wife was horny only once per month. If I had a Thai GF like this, she would be sacked quickly, unless medical reasons for no sex and no BJ.A decent GF ust be a horny one and understanding expected levels of service too.

[Fon Tok]

I think your best bet is Sabai Sabai Massage Soi 11. call them to arrange your booking as they are open 24hrs.Check their website: http://www.sabaisabaimassage.com/

Arrived late to the lodge, about 1:30AM very tired from the long trip. I did get a free upgrade to Business Class on the Tokyo to BKK leg. Luck for me! Called Sabai massage. A nice looking woman showed up in about 20 minutes. Great massage, + spirited FS GFE, she left about 4. Everybody was happy and I slept very well.Might call her again in the next couple of days before I hook up with my regular GF (who I live with). Have to see my "gig" first though.Ahhh, Thailand.Thank you for the good advice!

[M P Lurker]

Her name was "Tuk da" or something similar. She put on a good show of flattering me during most of the massage.

This is a common Thai girl's name meaning "doll"ronounced like this: dtook-a-dtar("dt" indicates a T that sounds almost like a D, no rush of air that an English T has).

[Dan7373]

....I also find that girls that are scared of fingers in their pussy (just some) are often less scared of a tongue. Tongue can provide a more subtle soft touch that many girls prefer.

Many ladies don't like insertive kind of hand probing of their pussies. But actually this is a wrong way to masturbate a lady. It's her clitoris that needs to be masturbated. And the best way to hand-masturbate a lady's clitoris is to massage her pussy-lips around her clitoris with the flat of your hand and make her pussy lips slip and slide all over her clitoris, without too much direct contact between your hand and her clitoris. Of course, having some soapy water on your hand and on her pussy provides good lubrication and makes the whole experience arousing for both of you. With all that soap, you can pretend that you are simply washing the lady's pussy. And if she happens to get aroused as a result. Then so much the better.When the lady soaps you up and starts sliding her pussy all over you. It isn't that hard to give the lady a good soapy pussy rub whenever that she slides that pussy of hers close to your hands. And it's probably less dangerous in terms of possible disease transmission than cunnilingus is.There is no way you can suck the lady's pussy with soap in your mouth. But a good soapy massage with your hand on her pussy is an enjoyable experience for both.

[Soi Walker]

. . . but this is a must and it's a gift to you.The SongGran holiday shut down the massage I wanted to repeat, so I walked a soi I hadn't yet done before.I've seen some reports from the active members of this forum, but I had not gone there before. I'm talking about the MPs off soi 24 Sukhumvit, very near Emporium. At Pink, I went three times looking for Gege (pronounced JieJie), whose photo is delectable but who does not resemble it in person. Finally I saw her, and crestfallen, I had to trek farther.I decided to climb upstairs to Oriental, and as I climbed I figured it was a wasted effort. The staircase is dim, and the reception lobby is spartan. But the work done, I decided to scout the album. I found only one photo of interest, but she had not yet arrived. I said I'd wait, to see her in person before committing.Fifteen minutes, just as I got up prepared to leave the place, the manager announced she had arrived. And there she was, just about the same as her photo in the album. I paid the 500 B for the oil massage and upstairs we went. I think I softly touched her back and bum as we ascended the stairs, making some small talk on the way.But she left me showering alone, as so many forum contributors have complained about. For about 7 or 8 minutes. So, when she arrived with her basket, I told her I was about done, but did she need a shower too?She explained, while stripping down to a bikini, that she just arrived, and that she showers after arriving, and since I was her first, she's showered and ready. Sounded good.But the bikini was still on. And I saw what looked like a long hair protruding from under her bikini bottom. So I touched it and asked what it is. Her underwear was worn out, and needing replacement.So, now on the massage mattress, I told her that she should take off her bottom and throw it away. She said it is all she has. I told her I'd replace it. She said a new set, bra included, would cost 900 B at Emporium. I told her that she could find better value elsewhere, but no matter, I'd pay the Emporium price and more. And I slid her bottom off, and she unfastened the top herself.Well, I could barely contain myself, as she started to massage my ankles and then started stroking my pointer. I was mesmerized by her light skin, playful breasts, and shaved plump pussy. I asked her age.She asked what I guessed. Honestly, I thought her body was 19 but her face 23. So I flattered her a bit, and she really liked it. Truth, as I believe her words, 26, from Nakhorn Sakorn. But 23 from the look and feel of her face and body.She was working me all the while, until my elephant trunk was pointing to the ceiling like a bugler's trumpet ready to sound the attack. That's when she surprised me by commenting that it looked handsome, pretty. "Really? That?" I asked. "Yes," she said. And then she started to measure it, using her fingernail as a 1-cm measure to count from the base to the tip.I'm telling you, this is how it went. I could not make this up, and it never happened this way to me before.It was nearly more than I could stand. Then she started to hump me, face to face, pussy to baseball bat. She bit her lower lip, like a pornstar pretending to enjoy it, and started yoga exercises on me, like she was using me to enjoy herself.I had to stop her, as I nearly blew it but wanted to enjoy the next hour as well. She asked why. I explained. She said, "It okay. Two time better. And not expensive." And she proceeded to hump me in long and faster movements until I creamed all over us.Now, I figured that's it except for the massage. And she started at the feet, moving up, occasionally stroking the center of pleasure to see if there's life, and soon there was. When celestial again, she slipped on the condom and mounted me. Before long she was doing the Asian cow-girl, and then another first time: she twirled herself around to a reverse cow-girl, without interrupting the momentum. Now it was a new phase, a new adventure. I later pulled her backwards, now lying on top of me, and we kept going.Emboldened, I flipped her over and started my favorite finishing moves, but she out-did me again. She started to grab her pussy-lips and pull them upward with each long stroke I made. And then, another surprise: She said "leuk, leuk" which in Thai is somewhat between 'lick' and 'luck' and it means "deep." She wanted it deeper.I leave it up to you to decide whether she was acting or really enjoying it. Many forum contributors have talked about GFEs and having more than a massage and a good service. This was unexpected and more than I imagined. Her eyes and mouth were a testament to her enjoyment, and I was feeling like I was being used for her enjoyment.So, here's the bottom line:Her name is Nacky. She used to work at Angel 26, under a different name, perhaps Nat, but I'm not sure, as I've never gone to Angel. She said she (and many others) grew to hate the boss, and so she left. I asked if she would mind my publicizing her name to a forum of friendly patrons, and she agreed.Orient is on a little soi to the left as you enter soi 26 off Sukhumvit. You can't miss it. In the small soi, look left, and go up the stairs. The rooms are a 5 out of 10, with shower. The Japanese owner (man) speaks English, and the cashier is polite. They call to announce the end of time, so no surprise add-on charges. Water in a bottle for free, other drinks fairly priced.She knows me as Ajaan D (good teacher), and I don't mind if you mention my name, so long as you are polite and good, since I'm giving you the recommendation.I don't usually give a recommendation, as everyone has a different sense of things, but this one, I think, is a slam-dunk.Enjoy,Soi WalkerEDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Russell Crowe]

I have been lamenting that Angel's has been closed for Songkran. I have had two rather lackluster massage sessions in the interim. First, the really bad report. I decided to try Orient massage, which is right near the Emporium. The room was clean and new as reported in Giotto's review. I was offered a lineup and agreed. I decided on a tall and young one with small knockers. Her name was "Tuk da" or something similar. She put on a good show of flattering me during most of the massage. However, she would continue to ask me "jep mai", meaning "does it hurt" and I kept answering in the affirmative of "jep", however, she continued to massage me just as hard. I had chosen the course which included the ball massage, yet she still asked me if I wanted said massage. Answering yes was a big mistake as she continued to massage my balls with the same pressure as she used to massage the rest of my body. Ouch. I definitely should have cut my losses, yet against my better judgment, I agreed to the FS special. I was thinking that she was young and should be tight, but I was wrong again. She actually bit my balls with enough vigor to cause more pain and make it difficult to get it up. Then, she vigorously pounded me from the cowgirl position. I definitely prefer it slow, but she would not take my clues to slow down. All in all this was one of the worst sessions I have experienced and I have probably had a minimum of thirty. I just wanted to try and save any other poor saps like me the agony.The other session I had was certainly better, yet not without some drawbacks. I decided on Teen massage at the mouth of Soi 26. I chose a tall skinny one again who was pretty young. I don't remember her name, but her service was good, so no worries about avoiding her. The room was rather old and I saw a bunch of ants while I was in the shower. Pretty gross. The massage was not real great and the only extras on offer seemed to be hand job for 500 and hand job with "body to body" contact was 1000. I thought that 1000 was a bit much, so I said I just wanted the 500 treatment. She then offered the 'body to body" for only 600. She was as bad a bargainer as I am in Suan Lum night bazaar. She definitely had a nice body and having her slide all over me provided a sufficient level of enjoyment. I am a sucker, and I didn't have any change, so I gave her the 1000 anyway. I reasoned that if she was willing to do the extra for only 100 extra baht, she probably needed it badly.I think I have learned my lesson and will just wait until Angel's opens up again on the 19th.

[NicFrenchy]

AT LAST !!!! Akane decided to update its website http://www.pink-project.com/akane/en...glish_top.htmlPictures are updated with the ladie's latest "looks" and the new ladies have also been added.At the 33 Branch, HIRO (see my report here http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...postcount=3663 )is finally listed as "Full time", NENE and RUI have also been added.CHIDLOM also has its little updates: NOZOMI has been added. She has been working there for some time but somehow wasn't on the website.I have been with NOZOMI twice already and what a little cutie she is! Petite, energetic, always smiling and her nipples are a sight to behold (big). The only reason why I would not recommend her is because she has a bad scar/wrinkles on her stomach. It does not bother me but could put off quite a few members so beware.She is very popular and gets picked quite often due to her pretty face and the fact that she always smiles. For those who want to know, her Thai Name is PIMAI They reopen tomorrow so I will visit them on Saturday.To put you in the mood, attached are pictures of a Sexy show with Hikaru & Yuko

[M P Lurker]

I have found this place (Platinum Massage) while browsing Raku Raku.Located Sukhumvit Soi 55 (BST: Thonglo) this place caters primarily to Japanese Clientele.They have a "Girl in Swim gear" course that looks interestinghttp://www.raku2.tv/mbdetail_massage.php?id=R010689Anyone tried it yet?

You may notice I put it on the Google Oilies Map as it sounded promising. But I put a question mark symbol indicating "awaiting someone's report".P.S. I can't imagine a swimsuit offering much protection from groping. I hope the girl's line-up outfit is the swimsuit too.Previously i had found a GDiary and an individual site. So the Raku site is probably new. I like Jane and Fon photos.This Raku site lists the various Oily MPs:http://translate.google.com/translat...hl=en&ie=UTF-8

[M P Lurker]

The problem with un-enthusiastic ladies is that some of them are not interested in you pleasing them. They just want to get you off as quickly as they can and be done with it. And if the lady insists on doing it her way and doesn't let you please her. Then there is nothing you can do to make it good.

I find that these "bossy" girls are the worst (agreed) but they are not usually the shy and timid ones. They are more likely to be the ones putting on an act.I also find that girls that are scared of fingers in their pussy (just some) are often less scared of a tongue. Tongue can provide a more subtle soft touch that many girls prefer.

[NicFrenchy]

I have found this place (Platinum Massage) while browsing Raku Raku.Located Sukhumvit Soi 55 (BST: Thonglo) this place caters primarily to Japanese Clientele.They have a "Girl in Swim gear" course that looks interestinghttp://www.raku2.tv/mbdetail_massage.php?id=R010689Anyone tried it yet?

[Fon Tok]

If we're talking about the same gal, her sister also gives a decent massage

How about PM'ing me and giving me a hint. I'm not exactly sure what time I'll arrive, but if the Spots Bar is open and the mystery girl(s) are there. Hey, I'm a sporting guy! But my neck is killing me from my holiday motorcycle tour down the West Coast (US) and I have 22+hrs of travel starting in about 1 hour. I will definitely need a massage if I am going to have any fun the first few day back in town!

[Dan7373]

....Girls who won't look at you at all, or are concentrating on some other customer, should probably be avoided also, although I have had really great sessions with seemingly aloof girls....(

I suppose good sex is all a matter of the lady being in the mood for it. And if you are good at foreplaying the lady. Then you can put her in the mood for it once the session starts.And that's why I don't mind taking out a lady who looks more interested in me than the other ladies. If she is putting on an act. Then her act will continue during our session. And that makes it easy for me to use my best foreplay techniques on her, and get some real enthusiasm out of her.Masturbating the lady with my hand is what I'm talking about here. And I haven't yet found a lady who doesn't get excited from me masturbating her.The problem with un-enthusiastic ladies is that some of them are not interested in you pleasing them. They just want to get you off as quickly as they can and be done with it. And if the lady insists on doing it her way and doesn't let you please her. Then there is nothing you can do to make it good.

[Member #3428]

If we're talking about the same gal, her sister also gives a decent massage

Yes... you know who I am talking about.

[Jimbo61]

3PM is always a bit early but 3.30 to 4.00 can be good on Fridays and Saturdays, otherwise still a bit early. Its great you have given us a reason to give Hi Class another try.I have only been in twice (I think) before and probably at in-opportune times.But no pics of the girls faces or tits or anything?What sort of ages? Some mongers on the forum seem to want only very young girls (not me). Thats why they like Nataree. I go for up to age 30 typically (but often younger) or even much higher if really good looking.

Sorry no photo's. I didn't bring a camera. The first 2 girls had attractive faces and were in there 20's. 22 and 24 if I recall correctly. 573 was from Kanchanburi.One of the girls V22 asked me if I had a girlfriend I told her I did and she told me she did to. She said she did not have a boyfriend. I did ask if her girlfriend worked there but she said she did not. I was getting a few ideas there for a bit.

[Traveler1234]

I'm surprised at you, PM your friend / host on 33. There is atleast one girl there that knows massage and there are others on the street that could be arranged. And I am talking a girl trained in massage. I'm sure that can be arranged.

If we're talking about the same gal, her sister also gives a decent massage