Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[NicFrenchy]

Good work. If you want to, you can add the following fun-mp's as well:soi 04Naree Massage (lhs at the end before the Woraburi Hotel)soi 07/01 Eden Club World Massage Bill's MassageRing Fashion Massagesoi 11/1Joy & Joy Massage (end of the soi at the rhs)soi 22Nuan Health (beginning of the soi at the rhs)Cara Massage (lhs in the subsoi just after the subsoi in which Hana is)Aurora Massage (lhs opposite Coffee Max; a little futher in the soi than where Hana is located)soi 24Lotus Massage (1st subsoi of soi 24 at the lhs)soi 24/1 Matsutake Massage (directly next to Happy massage)Rynda Massage (between Matsutake and Lanna Orchid)soi 26Koko Massage 1 (sukhumvit main just past soi 26)And here are 2 mp's I forgot the exact location of (maybe another member knows):soi 33 Alices (sukhumvit main near soi 33)soi 5555 Center (in soi Thonglor, soi 9)

Are we talking about Places where one can have FS? if yes, then a few above places do not Qualify. Hell, some places I won't even set a foot there.

[Hat Trick]

Excellent map Mick.Question: Am I to assume that places without 'FS' will not offer FS? Or places without 'soapie' will not offer soapies?Also, they all seem to be clustered in one small area of town, is that a subpar neighborhood like AMPs are in the US? Safe to go late in the evening?The prices seem more than reasonable. Thanks for the info.Oh, which one is the most upscale of them all MPs? The most storied franchise per se, if there is one.HT

[Mackin]

Mick,Great maps . Helps put locations in the mind. Keep up the good work. I can easily locate things on my map of BKK. Going to save a lot of time and enery getting around.Mackin

[Satrai2000]

For now, till I can work out how to reference someone else's map properly, there are two Maps.The first is by เฒ่าพเนจร (Thao pha-nay-jorn), which means "wandering respected elder" or "old traveller", who is obviously a local Thai who knows his Soapy MPs well. He also marks a few other things like Traditional Thai Massage, pick up spots, and some markers do not explain exactly what they are. Some prices are a little old but many have been updated.ออน. is short for Aap Op Nuat (Soapy MPs)นผบ. is short for Nuat Phaen Boraan (Traditional Thai Massage)Side Walk 1 ดงดอกไม้ (dong dork mai) means "a thicket of flowers" which seems to be his Thai style euphemism for a place where girls hang out to be picked up. URL to his map My map is added to cover Soapies that he missed and Oilies in Bangkok mainly in Sukhumwit area. I have also thrown in the 3 main gogo-bar areas and Livingstone's Lodge.Please do not consider the Map to be recommending any place. Many I have only seen from the outside and a few I have not seen at all.Bangkok Oily MPs and additional SoapiesWe could start a Hotels Map covering certain points for mongers, e.g. GF, Free Internet, base price, etc. but this would probably need several collaborators to maintain.

Good work. If you want to, you can add the following fun-mp's as well:soi 04Naree Massage (lhs at the end before the Woraburi Hotel)soi 07/01 Eden Club World Massage Bill's MassageRing Fashion Massagesoi 11/1Joy & Joy Massage (end of the soi at the rhs)soi 22Nuan Health (beginning of the soi at the rhs)Cara Massage (lhs in the subsoi just after the subsoi in which Hana is)Aurora Massage (lhs opposite Coffee Max; a little futher in the soi than where Hana is located)soi 24Lotus Massage (1st subsoi of soi 24 at the lhs)soi 24/1 Matsutake Massage (directly next to Happy massage)Rynda Massage (between Matsutake and Lanna Orchid)soi 26Koko Massage 1 (sukhumvit main just past soi 26)And here are 2 mp's I forgot the exact location of (maybe another member knows):soi 33 Alices (sukhumvit main near soi 33)soi 5555 Center (in soi Thonglor, soi 9)EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Joe Nailer]

I have written some eclectic reports from my 2 sojourns in BKK in the recent past. This is my last in this batch. Mid Feb 2008I went to Angel soi 22 for Boat. The receptionist said that she had never heard that name. Mmm strange, because I had seen her photo on their website before. That was why I came to choose Nisa (6/10). She piqued my curiosity. As I was seeking a new dimension, away from my norm etc, in the photo, she looked aggressive and conniving. I knew this was a risk. But if I didn?t like it, I wouldn?t need to have an FS, in that case the damage would be only 400B. When she appeared, she showed all the traits of what I had expected. I said a slow ?O~kay? to myself. She walked me to a room and left and then came back with the paraphernalia in a basket. <Side note>I always wonder why they take you to a room and leave you there hanging. What would you do while waiting? Just sit? Lie down? Undress? Take shower by yourself? So far, I decided to just take socks off, but very slowly. Why can?t they bring the basket with them in the first place?We had a shower together. It was nothing special except my pecker was already pulsating as usual. She grabbed it nonchalantly and washed it. I had noticed a tattoo on her lower belly. I asked what it was. At first I couldn?t catch the word she said. But I understood, it was a dragon. I asked ?why there?? She said she had scars there. So she got a dragon tattooed there to obscure the scars. I wondered what caused the scars; a caesarian operation? An appendix operation? As my pecker was now temporarily sedated, we moved to bed for a perfunctory body massage.We lay side by side. While she was resurrecting my unit, I extended my hand to her mound. She said ?it is very soft, isn?t it?? Yes, it was indeed delectably soft to my hand. She certainly knows what she?s got. I probed my middle finger, tracing the groove to separate the **** lips and feel the warmth and stickiness. She brought my unit to the full size and put on a durex with aplomb. As I was taking the upper position, and aiming true at the opening, she pleaded me to be gentle. I assured her that I would be gentle and slow, and that she needn?t to worry. <Side note> Since I started this hobby, I noticed that the girls put their legs in such an uncanny position that your dick is prevented to go in any deeper. Is this so called the starfish position? So you have to pry their legs to get more grips. I think the female spices instinctively know this position to protect themselves from the unlawful entry?Looking at her from above while pumping gently away, I thought she wasn?t that hardened nor didn?t look so conniving, and that she still retained some demureness in her face (now 7/10). The excitement was mounting. I was a second away from shooting. Suddenly she pulled her knees close to her chest, which let my unit to go in further into the depth. We came together. (I think)?Don?t judge a book with its cover? as they say.Pardon?EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[M P Lurker]

For now, till I can work out how to reference someone else's map properly, there are two Maps.The first is by เฒ่าพเนจร (Thao pha-nay-jorn), which means "wandering respected elder" or "old traveller", who is obviously a local Thai who knows his Soapy MPs well. He also marks a few other things like Traditional Thai Massage, pick up spots, and some markers do not explain exactly what they are. Some prices are a little old but many have been updated.ออน. is short for Aap Op Nuat (Soapy MPs)นผบ. is short for Nuat Phaen Boraan (Traditional Thai Massage)Side Walk 1 ดงดอกไม้ (dong dork mai) means "a thicket of flowers" which seems to be his Thai style euphemism for a place where girls hang out to be picked up. URL to his map My map is added to cover Soapies that he missed and Oilies in Bangkok mainly in Sukhumwit area. I have also thrown in the 3 main gogo-bar areas and Livingstone's Lodge. Please do not consider the Map to be recommending any place. Many I have only seen from the outside and a few I have not seen at all.Bangkok Oily MPs and additional SoapiesWe could start a Hotels Map covering certain points for mongers, e.g. GF, Free Internet, base price, etc. but this would probably need several collaborators to maintain.

[Forcejam]

Another Luxury Massage Experience. ANN. , Screw her and her attitude! She got a big fat nothing from me.

Wow mate, she must have really turn you off that you slept through the session. Anyway, she look 40 years old in that pic to me. In your opinion, is she 24? Did you manage to see her and touch her boobs at all?

[Lover Boy #2]

Visited the I-RIE website following the advertising in the Classified Thread and I can't be sure that #21 (scroll down) is a woman... can anyone share their Opinion?http://iriemassage.kt.fc2.com/

Maybe #7 or #23 would be a better choice as #21 does indeed look a bit off.

[M P Lurker]

Can someone please guide me to the website of Hotel Luxury?

http://www.luxurybkk.com/lodging.php for the Hotelhttp://www.luxurybkk.com/spa_massage.php for the massage

[Satrai2000]

Thanks for the corrections. Its difficult to get them all perfect. I've attempted to correct. Can you recheck for me? I will recheck most of them next week at the actual locations. I have to admit to not having been to Smile Teen, Wiymaan and Rainbow Fasion yet so probably just doing my best based on web site maps for these.But I remember that Orchid should be more West.Its sometimes difficult to estimate exact distances and for orchid my notes must have been too vague.Corrections are really helpful. ThanksBTW, can everyone see the all Thaophaneyt's markers for Soapies and so on under "Massage Place"?In Massage Places: by เฒ่าพเนจร (Thaophaneyt)ออน. is short for Aap Op Nuat (Soapy MPs)นผบ. is short for Nuat Phaen Boraan (Traditional Thai Massage)His stuff is good but some of his Soapy prices may be old.

Hi,I checked these five locations on your new map and it looks OK now.

[Wandere]

Can someone please guide me to the website of Hotel Luxury?

[M P Lurker]

Good!Some corrections you can make (if you want to):1. Orchid should be a little more to the west (it's in the soi that goes west);2. Rainbow Fashion more to the south;3. Smile Teen should be in the subsoi of soi 26 more to the south;4. Isn't Wiymaan in soi Phrom Sri instead of soi Phrom Mit?

Thanks for the corrections. Its difficult to get them all perfect. I've attempted to correct. Can you recheck for me? I will recheck most of them next week at the actual locations. I have to admit to not having been to Smile Teen, Wiymaan and Rainbow Fasion yet so probably just doing my best based on web site maps for these .But I remember that Orchid should be more West.Its sometimes difficult to estimate exact distances and for orchid my notes must have been too vague.Corrections are really helpful. ThanksBTW, can everyone see the all Thaophaneyt's markers for Soapies and so on under "Massage Place"?In Massage Places: by เฒ่าพเนจร (Thaophaneyt)ออน. is short for Aap Op Nuat (Soapy MPs)นผบ. is short for Nuat Phaen Boraan (Traditional Thai Massage)His stuff is good but some of his Soapy prices may be old.

[Forcejam]

Check out this Map I created.I try to link/refer to "Massage Place" map of Soapies by Mr Thaophaneet also.

It works mate! Haha, looks like at certain point of the map all the ladies are gathered.

[Forcejam]

Visited the I-RIE website following the advertising in the Classified Thread and I can't be sure that #21 (scroll down) is a woman... can anyone share their Opinion?http://iriemassage.kt.fc2.com/

Mate,I can't be sure too! The only way is to inspect the nipples, the V and the adam to confirm. But on the other hand, #JUNE and #C looks hot to me.

[Goatboy55]

Mick,Great map - I'm not a newb to the Bangkok scene, but this is a great resource, even if you know your way around. CheersGB

Check out this Map I created (if it works):http://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?cl...9b986acc9&z=13 Maybe this one will work:http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UT...6624e9b986acc9I try to link/refer to "Massage Place" map of Soapies by Mr Thaophaneet also.