Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[NicFrenchy]

My nephew also had great session again. Special treatment for young folks again. Long extended bbbj, one shot in mouth in which the girl swallowed, and another vaginal shot with cover. He said lots of french kisses, and ball licking. I found out that most these workers do not resist bare back with these young handsome kids. he said she took his dick robbing on her pussy, and he was the one to insist on condom.

Yes, I completely agree with this. Fortunately for me this is the case adn I want to make the most of it while still young. Sadly, the condom story is also true and quite a fair amount of girls would just do you bareback if not told to put on a raincoat.Great Reports

[NicFrenchy]

i was a little upset with akane last week but still managed to overcome my frustrations and give them a little bit of my money. yes, i know, i am weak and cannot resist the urge to release all these sticky little buggers that grow by the millions in my balls.i have read earlier a report from a fellow member who had a horrible experience at akane with miss hiro, the review was very disturbing because hiro actually gave our isg colleague a covered hj and also managed to break his frenulum! (mate, i am sorry for your troubles, feel for your pain and wish you a swift recovery).i enter akane 33 with the firm intention to sample hiro and see if she really is as dangerous with me as she was before with our isg colleague. upon sitting down, misato and hotaru come at each of my sides and try to win my attention. misato is great, i took her many times and will take her again but this is not the case with hotaru, i mean, she is cute in a japanese sort of way but her teeth are just too much to handle: i am not blessed with a big cock, and hotaru still had problems opening her mouth wide enough for me not to cry in pain from the rubbing of her teeth on my dick. i am up for some weird stuff today (or i think) but in no way planning of having my johnson peeled off of its skin from hotaru?s razors.i sip on my ice tea while kissing and playing with the both of them (no harm in being nice to them even if i know i will not take them) but i see the cashier/mamasan is not amused and would prefer if i choose a girl right now and be on my way upstairs. so be it, i ask for the menu, point to the s3 (90 minutes fashion massage) and the game is on! ladies all line up in front of me and to my satisfaction, hiro is there. she is a part time so who knows when she will show? she can?t even be booked.i choose her and see my earlier 2 flirtatious ladies are disappointed, tough luck, you can never please them all.she wais me, gets my stuff in the locker and invites me to follow her into 90 minutes of bliss? heaven? pain? pleasure? we shall see soon enough. i decline the use of their japanese style toilet. upstairs, all rooms are empty and i comment to her ?not busy? no customer?? she grins and confesses ?customers in vip, at peep in? while making ?boom boom? gestures (i am not sure about this but by the way she mimicked sex, i am now curious to know if fs is on offer at the peep in).hiro brings me to the room (see attached pic), undresses me and we hop in the larger shower of the 2 available. lots of laughs in the shower where i tell her that if she ventures her fingers in my ahole, i will give her the same treatment when in the room. this seems to amuse her as she very playfully shows me she will insert not only 1 but 3 fingers in my behind. we laugh and she tells me that she is very happy i pick her and that she will make me come as much as i want. now this sounds like a very interesting offer so i tell her ?4 times? waiting for her reaction, she did not even flinch, smiled and told me ?if you can 4 time, no problem?. so far, i give hiro 10/10 for attitude and really hope that it is not ripoff bullshit talk. i then started to think about the covered hj again, and chuckled thinking that if she was to start me on a covered hj, i would not even be able to come once.back to the room, she asks me to wait until she changes and comes back buck naked! wow, i wasn?t expecting that. i know there were no other customers on the floor but this is the first time that an akane girl shows up in the room totally nude.i stare at her and she blushes ?what you look?? she asks but already knows the answer, i tell her i am not here for a massage and she replies ?me too? while asking me to lay flat on my stomach.she wastes no time pouring the hot gel on my body and starts the catbath akane is renowned for, she inevitably then asks me to lift up my bottom (for those of you who have never been to akane, this means you assume a doggy style position so that the girl is rimming and swallowing your balls from behind: see pictures akane 02, 03, 04) and starts a great rimming session, lots of play with johnson and she even manages to swallow both my balls at the same time! this certainly was looking more and more promising.she asked me to flip over and immediately put johnson in her mouth (not even a mention of condom) sucking gently and slowly. a few minutes passed before she positioned herself in 69, shoving her sweet pussy in my face. if i was to squeeze 2 (or 3) pops in 90 minutes, i needed to end the first one quickly so after a 10 minutes or so i came partly in her mouth and the rest on her tits. i did warn her that i was on the verge of exploding but she did not stop sucking until my second creamshot. round 1 over, we both ran to the shower for a quick wash/rinse of private parts and hiro took out a very funny white bottle that had her name and an upset smiley drawn below it. i smiled and she explained that this was her ?intimate wash? bottle (pussy wash). i asked her why she had drawn the smiley and she whispered in my hear ?because i dangerous? while grinning, she got a wide smile out of me with that one.going out the shower we met another akane girl, wrapped in a towel that asked hiro if she was having fun with me (in thai but i understood), hiro giggled and said she was so the other girl asked me to remove my towel so she could have a look at my dick. i smiled and told her that i would show her but we needed to step in the shower and that if i was to show her my weewee, she would have to put it in her mouth: ?ok? she surprisingly replied. hiro seemed very amused and cool with all this so all 3 of us went back into the shower and i hiro took my towel off. the second akane girl took my johnson in her hand, opened her mouth, looked at me and said ?sorry, cannot?, got up and left the shower giggling. ?som nam na? lauged hiro and i had to smile at the way the second akane girl screwed me lol.back in the room hiro asked me to lay down so that she could give me a massage until i was up and ready for round 2 but i told her i needed no massage and that i was going to take care of her. i laid her down on her stomach and did the exact same catbath with lotion she gave me earlier, i went nice and slow and she seemed very responsive. i asked her to turn around and started gave her another catbath, while she was masturbating herself. the moment i started to daty her she started moving and almost crushed my head between her upper legs. she held a while and then got up, telling me she could not take anymore and that she was going to take care of me now. very nice body to body to get me excited and without any long foreplay she started the second bbbj, this one much more intense than the initial soft and gentle one. she was really going like a hoover and it felt great. i from time to time would remove my johnson from her mouth so that she could swallow my balls (which she did) before resuming the bj. 69 again but this time i could not come in time so she reassured me saying that if we were 10 minutes late it?s no big deal.meanwhile, other customers arrived and a farang guy was speaking very loudly to his girl so we all could hear how stupid this guy was: he was asking her questions like ?how long you do this job?? ?you like this job?? ?you like sex or you like the money??, i mean, are some guys so dull they can?t find a couple interesting topics to discuss with the ladies? i understand that it?s their job to suck dick but why would one assume she is doing this for any other reason than the money? and that they would like to talk about it? anyhow, here i am, in my cubicle, the farang next door yapping away, thanks to hiro sucking me like her life depended on it: i managed to bust my nut in time.funny thing is that we could not step out of the room because there was a japanese guy getting his feet dried off (you know, after the shower) and hiro said they are not happy when they see another customer, especially farang. so we wait and she is playing with my butt telling me she really likes me and why i have many girlfriends? i remind her that i have no girlfriends but that i have ?giks? and she laughs. shower frees up and we hop in, she washes me thoroughly and on the way out we see the same lady that tricked me earlier: she came to see me, kissed me on the lips and told me she was sorry for before and maybe i should take her next time and she will put ?everything? in her mouth. sounds interesting.hiro was perfect for me at the time, just what i was looking for, full of energy, loads of fun and daring to try a few things (i will keep those to myself).gave hiro 400 thb tip and left very happy. i hope because of this review she will not be heavily booked.her pic attached.niceditor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here for more information.

[Vinny_Viagra]

My uncle was a good guy but never took me on a trip like this...

My nephew came visit me in Singapore, I decided to show him around Geylang and also BKK. He is only 18 so doesn't know much, he wants me to show him hot SE Asian nights. Jetstar cheap cheap here we came.The first parlour we checked was Poseidon. The fish bowl was crowded with Chinese tourists, so went up the model lounge. There were 12 girls at the time, and we noticed all has nose jobs except maybe 1, and we both were disppointed at what this most classy parlour in BKK has to offer. The gay papasan showed us foto album. He tried to pushed us several girls, all looked really nice on fotos. My nephew was tempted to try one of them, but I had some reluctance, I never had a satisfactory session with foto girls. The price quote for this one on foto was 6000. I tried to stop him, telling him the real person could be minus 60% of the pic. He insisted he wants to lick this pair of nice tits, and he ordered this one. Papasan told him to wait 30 min and took him up to the room. I know this strategy because once the customer get to the room first to wait for the girl, then very hard to change or cancel. But I do not want to stop him or disappoint him. And the bill was on me.I ended up ordering one of the nose job girl, she seemed friiendly but so so face and body. Price tag was 3500. my session finished first, was okay friendly session with CBJ. I came down the lounge to wait for my nephew and wanted to see the real person of this foto model. After a while, he came down with the girl. Exactly what I thought, foto minus this time 40% is the real person. He said was a great session, bare blow and almost bare back. She offered him, maybe because of his young age, but he said he decided to cover up. Good smart kid. I guess young guns have thier advantages and special treatments. Again, if you pick from the foto, be ready to deduct at least 40% from the foto when the real thing arrives. And if the papasan wants to take you to the room to wait for the lady, you can decline and wait in the lounge, so if the real thing is wreck you have chance to refuse.

[RCA Knight]

Again we rented a Toyota Commuter with the same driver the whole day. Did some shopping and sightseeing. My nephew somehow developed a sensation for durian chips, he can munch on that all day, so he bought a whole case from MBK to bring home. We visited a few temples along the river and had lunch at Yok Yor restaurant on the river, and did some shopping at MBK. Then we shifted our gear to phisical pleasure. We passed by Petburi and checked out a few parlours like Avita(former Evita), Nancy, and Merree, each shop spent 30 min and a drink, and without success, we moved on down Petburi Rd to Tarawadee.It was about 6 PM and place was packed with Thais. There were about 10-12 girls on the sofa the sideline section and there were only 2-4 in the open fish bowl section during our visit. The sideline pricing based on the letter. I think most girls in 3500 class, a few cheaper ones I remember. And several so-called model at 4600, and I was told there are a few super model at 7000 and above and reservation only.There were a few doable ones on the sofa, but nothing outstanding. But later a really nice super body came in and my nephew set an eye on and wanted her. I called the papasan in a hurry, and he said she has booking. I put 2 hundred baht in his hand asking him to arrange for us, he came back and said okay 90 min. Price tag 4600.Okay now my term, I picked a cheaper sideliner at 3500, body quite nice, so so face. My session turned out to be good, bbbj, one shot, lots of touching. The drinks are pricy, ice latte or something like that would cost about 200 bahts or more. The room was very nice. My nephew also had great session again. Special treatment for young folks again. Long extended bbbj, one shot in mouth in which the girl swallowed, and another vaginal shot with cover. He said lots of french kisses, and ball licking. I found out that most these workers do not resist bare back with these young handsome kids. he said she took his dick robbing on her pussy, and he was the one to insist on condom. Okay, we graduated from soapies and after that I took him to Sirocco at State Tower for a drink and maybe pick up some hi-so for the finale. But our wish did not materialize. We strike out and sleep alone.Traveler 1234: Colonze has a fishbowl. I think price is 1700-1900. I think Colonze is basically 1 shot, unless you are young young yummy yummy 18 year old boy like my nephew, then it can be multi shots.

[M P Lurker]

Mick:Fa is definitely thin and I would guess about 21 years old. She has a very nice body with small, but very shapely breasts and a nice round bubble butt that feels great to hold. I wouldn't describe her face as beautiful, but very cute and quite pretty. She gives a great blow job and she moves very erotically in all positions. She's quite athletic and very sensuous. The only downside is that she keeps talking with a little girl voice that is quite annoying. However, I'll gladly put up with the little girl voice in exchange for all the pleasure she gives.Tuk's face is very plain, maybe a 5, but her body is 7+. She's not fat, but she is on the heavy side. I would guess that she is in her early 30's. She gave me the best bbbj I have ever had. The first time I was with her, I could only spend an hour, and she blew me for the entire hour. It was very erotic and sensuous. She moved her mouth all around my genitals, licking my balls, then swallowing them. She sucked my cock with a wonderful motion and gave just the right amount of suction. Her tongue kept running all over my sensitive parts. I ended up coming in her mouth at the end of the hour. Tuk is not that attractive to me physically, but I can highly recommend her blow job. For comparison purposes, Tuk's blow job would be a 10, while Fa's would be a 9, and Nestle's would also be a 9.As for Nestle, I found her to be very attractive although not as attractive as Fa. I would put Nestle in her early 30's. I liked Nestle very much and would rate both her face and body a solid 8. She's in good shape and has very nice curves. She was very sensuous in the shower, and she gave me a wonderful, relaxing massage. Her bbbj was wonderful, and as I indicated, I would give it a 9. I had sex with her in various positions and she was excellent. She started giving me an enthusiastic cowgirl, then I moved into doggie style. She has a wonderful bottom, so that part was a lot of fun-sensuous and erotic as well. I finished in missionary position, and enjoyed looking at her pretty face and nice round breasts. I exploded and had a very fulfilling climax.That's enough for now.Canyon

Many thanks, Canyon.You have convinced me to put Fa on the list to meet and if impression is still good, I would like to try her. Sounds like my type.

[Azur1639]

Its really fortunate that we all have different tastes. Ann doesn't appeal to me at all, and Pamela is O.K. except nose looks too big, so I would pick Helen (of the 3) based on Photo alone.Can anyone tell me which of these girls are good, that appealed to me from the photos?Roma, Kristin, Tip (I can see she has small breasts but its no problem), Nicole, and maybe Cherry (but looks like suspect tits and over weight?)"C" looks O.K. but very ordinary service when I tried her last time.Couldn't find a really good looker that was available. Assuming it was bad luck, I am willing to try again. Above all I don't like wide faces, round faces, big or hooked noses, or fake tits (v small tits O.K. as long as shape is still nice), saggy or flat bums, straight hips.So far I find Thonglor 2 girls to be prettier than Angels girls on average.But 1 visit to Angels is clearly not a fair sampling.I just need to find one superb girl at Angels and the problem will be solved.

Pin is my favorite girl at angels, but she might not be to your liking due to her round Chinese looking face. She is very young with beautiful natural tits and nice white skin. Always gives me great GFE service. I've been a regular of hers for a while.

[Canyon]

Mick:Fa is definitely thin and I would guess about 21 years old. She has a very nice body with small, but very shapely breasts and a nice round bubble butt that feels great to hold. I wouldn't describe her face as beautiful, but very cute and quite pretty. She gives a great blow job and she moves very erotically in all positions. She's quite athletic and very sensuous. The only downside is that she keeps talking with a little girl voice that is quite annoying. However, I'll gladly put up with the little girl voice in exchange for all the pleasure she gives.Tuk's face is very plain, maybe a 5, but her body is 7+. She's not fat, but she is on the heavy side. I would guess that she is in her early 30's. She gave me the best bbbj I have ever had. The first time I was with her, I could only spend an hour, and she blew me for the entire hour. It was very erotic and sensuous. She moved her mouth all around my genitals, licking my balls, then swallowing them. She sucked my cock with a wonderful motion and gave just the right amount of suction. Her tongue kept running all over my sensitive parts. I ended up coming in her mouth at the end of the hour. Tuk is not that attractive to me physically, but I can highly recommend her blow job. For comparison purposes, Tuk's blow job would be a 10, while Fa's would be a 9, and Nestle's would also be a 9.As for Nestle, I found her to be very attractive although not as attractive as Fa. I would put Nestle in her early 30's. I liked Nestle very much and would rate both her face and body a solid 8. She's in good shape and has very nice curves. She was very sensuous in the shower, and she gave me a wonderful, relaxing massage. Her bbbj was wonderful, and as I indicated, I would give it a 9. I had sex with her in various positions and she was excellent. She started giving me an enthusiastic cowgirl, then I moved into doggie style. She has a wonderful bottom, so that part was a lot of fun-sensuous and erotic as well. I finished in missionary position, and enjoyed looking at her pretty face and nice round breasts. I exploded and had a very fulfilling climax.That's enough for now.Canyon

[Palatkik]

Hey, Nic!Pamela looked really good---even better than Helen. Did you try her? If so, how was she?Canyon

As with many of the Angels photo album what you see is not always what you get. Pamela's photo is no different, but she does make up for what she has lost in looks and shape with age with an exceptional service. I would rate her service as one of the better at this place. Nice friendly personality to boot! Worth try just for the experience if only once. I actually succumbed to twice but enough is enough.

[Pete Long]

Nic,I was in BKK for 1 day last month and booked 2 girls at Soi 33 Akane, no answer, no record of my booking when I got there. I still enjoyed but I agree with you 100%. I was going to contact you by PM to find out about HG but had no time, maby next time. Please keep up the great reports!Cactus J

I agree with the others. I always book ahead via email and always get a reply. Unfortunately my fav girl is on holiday during my next visit.

[Traveler1234]

Came back to Bangkok late afternoon and passed Rama 9. Decided to have a look at Colonze, the old one.The price went up here as well. There were 3 groups in the sidelines. 3000, 2800, and 2200, I think. I guess if time allows, these young kids can get free pussy everywhere in the world, even in Thailand. When I think back I could do that too, if turn back the clock only 10 years.

RCA - enjoy your update.I've passed Colonze a million times but never tried them. Assume there is a fishbowl? What's the cost, 2 hrs, 2 pops?And only 10 years back

[RCA Knight]

The next day we rented a mini van for a whole day with a driver from some tour agency. It was a large brand new Toyota Commuter. 2000 bahts a day plus gas till 6PM. Extra 500 til midnight. I think I will do this every time I come here to BKK. Its nice you can go anywhere you want and can cover so much territories, every where you go to, there is some one waiting for you at the drive way to pick you up after you finish doing things.We went to Ayuthaya day time to take some fotos do some tourist things. Came back to Bangkok late afternoon and passed Rama 9. Decided to have a look at Colonze, the old one.The price went up here as well. There were 3 groups in the sidelines. 3000, 2800, and 2200, I think. Before all sidelines cost 2600 as I remembered. The lady mamasan was real nice, took time to introduce all the potential girls. She can sense we want gourmet ones. We waited for a long time til my nephew found some one he interested. A 3000 sideliner. Tall and well biult with mole on the face. They went.I then picked another average looking girl but nice figure from the 2200 group. My session was okay with good bbbj but session was cut short due to her period came and stained a bit on the sheets. She ended up gave me a bj and hand job to finish me.My nephew said he had another great session. And again, the girl offered him bare back if he wants. I definitely think handsome young boys get very sepecial treatments from these workers. But he again covered up but blew the first load in her mouth already, then did a second shot. I guess if time allows, these young kids can get free pussy everywhere in the world, even in Thailand. When I think back I could do that too, if turn back the clock only 10 years.

[RCA Knight]

My nephew came visit me in Singapore, I decided to show him around Geylang and also BKK. He is only 18 so doesn't know much, he wants me to show him hot SE Asian nights. Jetstar cheap cheap here we came.The first parlour we checked was Poseidon. The fish bowl was crowded with Chinese tourists, so went up the model lounge. There were 12 girls at the time, and we noticed all has nose jobs except maybe 1, and we both were disppointed at what this most classy parlour in BKK has to offer. The gay papasan showed us foto album. He tried to pushed us several girls, all looked really nice on fotos. My nephew was tempted to try one of them, but I had some reluctance, I never had a satisfactory session with foto girls. The price quote for this one on foto was 6000. I tried to stop him, telling him the real person could be minus 60% of the pic. He insisted he wants to lick this pair of nice tits, and he ordered this one. Papasan told him to wait 30 min and took him up to the room. I know this strategy because once the customer get to the room first to wait for the girl, then very hard to change or cancel. But I do not want to stop him or disappoint him. And the bill was on me.I ended up ordering one of the nose job girl, she seemed friiendly but so so face and body. Price tag was 3500. my session finished first, was okay friendly session with CBJ. I came down the lounge to wait for my nephew and wanted to see the real person of this foto model. After a while, he came down with the girl. Exactly what I thought, foto minus this time 40% is the real person. He said was a great session, bare blow and almost bare back. She offered him, maybe because of his young age, but he said he decided to cover up. Good smart kid. I guess young guns have thier advantages and special treatments. Again, if you pick from the foto, be ready to deduct at least 40% from the foto when the real thing arrives. And if the papasan wants to take you to the room to wait for the lady, you can decline and wait in the lounge, so if the real thing is wreck you have chance to refuse.

[NicFrenchy]

I don't understand Why not just book by telephone?Isn't this way reliable?Are you concerned about your phone records?Get a cheap small monger-phone with recharge SIM card and set to vibrate only (no ring). Works for me.

Cor Blimey! I know that, but somehow carrying several phones is just not for me (I'd fumble between them and fuckup somehow), one thing to know about me is that I hate phones, cellphones in particular. No big deal really.Maybe next time I'll call.

[M P Lurker]

I have used it a few times before and always got an Email back confirming the day, time and girl.This time was different, I received no emails and kept checking until Saturday morning: nothing, no word, no postcard, no instant message, no sms, no email, no fax, no telex? you get the idea.

I don't understand Why not just book by telephone?Isn't this way reliable?Are you concerned about your phone records?Get a cheap small monger-phone with recharge SIM card and set to vibrate only (no ring). Works for me.

[M P Lurker]

Hey, Nic!Pamela looked really good---even better than Helen. Did you try her? If so, how was she?Canyon

Its really fortunate that we all have different tastes. Ann doesn't appeal to me at all, and Pamela is O.K. except nose looks too big, so I would pick Helen (of the 3) based on Photo alone.Can anyone tell me which of these girls are good, that appealed to me from the photos?:Roma, Kristin, Tip (I can see she has small breasts but its no problem), Nicole, and maybe Cherry (but looks like suspect tits and over weight?)."C" looks O.K. but very ordinary service when I tried her last time.Couldn't find a really good looker that was available. Assuming it was bad luck, I am willing to try again. Above all I don't like wide faces, round faces, big or hooked noses, or fake tits (v small tits O.K. as long as shape is still nice), saggy or flat bums, straight hips.So far I find Thonglor 2 girls to be prettier than Angels girls on average.But 1 visit to Angels is clearly not a fair sampling.I just need to find one superb girl at Angels and the problem will be solved.