Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[M P Lurker]

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In the Forum Rules we have this:

No Self-Promotion: Please do not post any messages anywhere on this site that are primarily for the promotion or advertising of any website, forums, email address, business, multi-level marketing activity, or other entities that you have an affiliation with EXCEPT in the classified advertising section.

so why not repost in the Thailand "Classified Ads" thread.Despite the rules, the Forum Admin is sometimes lenient. So can get away with posting some things on other threads that are not seen as purely and totally totally advestising only, e.g. we have seen replys to criticism or praise on particular establishments.Miss Irie does look hot. I wonder is she previously from some other massage shop?

[Ralph Kramden]

Quotation From Mick Licker:"Its more about the relaxation and the sex, no?"My comment:It is ALL about the relaxation and sex!Keep up the great reporting ML. That means you are having a equally good time.

[Ralph Kramden]

Gherkin-Thanks for your comment about the hot water problem at Nataree because I forgot to report on that. It generally was no problem this time around, except on one occasion when it was luke warm. So I think management has at least attempted to fix what was a big problem for me. Also good observation about the 2 to 3 PM time frame. I will follow that the next time in town.Easy2007-I actually like kissing a professional girl but not necessarily passionately. I have heard and read that there is one general cardinal rule for the professional girl, and that is to never kiss a paying customer. I guess it is perhaps true because kissing creates a more emotional attachment which could cause the customer to become her boyfriend, hence no longer a paying customer. It is like the English teacher who starts having sex with his students.....once the sex starts the paid lessons stop.I have no problem with professional girls not wanting to kiss back. And I really prefer a BBBJ, but can live with the CBJ because I am really there to fuck. I can get all the BBBJs I want at other venues in Bangkok.Then finally, I really like to eat pussy because it turns me on. Not only am I doing it for her, but for me too, because it makes for a better fuck when she gets turned on. I forgot to mention that the girls I had, all had lovely pussies with nice big lips and not a lot of hair. Just the way I like it.I have only one rule when choosing a professional girl:Never ever do I choose the same girl twice because variety is the spice of my life. I could have had the "excellent girl" I described below a second time, but passed because I wanted something different. I guess also like the professional girl, I don't want to get to emotionally attached to her either.

[Iriebkk]

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[M P Lurker]

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[Gherkin]

Of my recent experiences in BKK, the first Nataree sideliner girl I took gave by far the best GFE. Ralph's Nataree report is bang on target. Also, I showed up one day at 1pm (opening time) -- virtually nothing in the bowl, and no part timers. Wandered around for an hour, and came back at 2pm. Virtually nothing in the bowl, but now a couple dozen of part timers, several of which met my criteria for selection. So, I also concur with Ralph's "2pm-3pm" comments.Papa was very appreciative of the tip I gave him, and I learned a few things from him as a result. I agree that there seems some flex in the pricing.Only negative about Nataree was the lack of hot water for bath on some occasions. Hopefully this is now fixed, but I saw mention of it over an extended time period, so perhaps it recurs from time to time. Even that provided some humerous moments between me and the girl.Gherkin

Happy New Year Gents

[Iriebkk]

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[Some American]

I had a horrible experience at Subway, too. Picked a girl on the recommendation of the papa-san, got to the room and before she even started it was "you pay extra?" After about ten minutes of bullshit (the massage hadn't even started yet) I got dressed, went downstairs, complained about the girl and her attitude. The answer? "Okay, you can leave." I cannot imagine going back.

[Ralph Kramden]

Having read good reports about their balls massage, I ventured into Subway just a few paces from Nataree. I specifically told the cheerperson, ?I want a good massage and NO SEX?, for the very good reason I had just unloaded a few minutes before. He said, ?OK, OK, I choose best one for you?. The 800 baht price for 2 hours is not cheap anyway and I became a little suspicious when the girl hit me up for a 100 baht bottled water it is only 40 at Nataree. She proceeded to give me a pretty good massage for the first 60 minutes on the backside. Then she flipped me over and even did a decent job massaging my nuts, but not in a professional way. Then the sex suggestions started and I grew very leery. I wasn't responding to her touch and suggestions, so she began to complain about being hot and tired. Then she finally gave up after 90 minutes and hit me up for a tip. I gave her 200, which was far more than she deserved and she badgered me for more. I told her, ?Next time.? On the way out she complained to the other girls in Thai something to the effect (I am sure) that I was a ?Cheap Charley?. I suspect the girl doesn't really make a lot of money unless she has sex with a customer and that she had to pay a kickback to the guy in the front.Moral of the story: Don't go to Subway necessarily looking for a legitimate massage and certainly don't always take the advice of the cheerperson. I did see some older ugly girls who might be more apt and skilled at giving a regular massage. On the other hand, there were some cuter girls that might fit the bill with those with sex on their mind. That being the case, I would recommend taking a bath with younger more appealing looking lass who can give you an amateur massage just down the road.In the same area another day I also checked out Emmanuele. Some very good looking model superstars for 3100 to 4100, but wasn't tempted because my champaign bottle had previously blown its cork.Also did a quick spot check at Hi-Class and got quoted 2000 for some decent looking girls, but didn't see anything that made me want to stay.

[M P Lurker]

<cut>NATAREE SIDELINERS ARE YOUNGER AND LESS EXPERIENCEDOne sure way to judge how long a girl has been in the business is how much English she speaks. I met six girls this time around and not one of them knew more than a few words of English, and a couple of them couldn't even respond to ?Name?? I believe there is a direct correlation between how long a girl has been in the business and her attitude. A fresher attitude brings far better performance and a less hardened/professional manner. Not surprisingly, this girls performance, while very good, was more professional acting than that of the others. <cut>

Superb report with lots of detailed info, Ralph.I'm glad that you have shown that a soapy, a girl's English communication skills are not of excessive importance. Its more about the relaxation and the sex, no?Its interesting the variety of views. I prefer slightly older women who have reasonable experience in fucking, rather than complete newbies, (unless they are so excessively cute that I can't help myself ). The danger with SOME newbies is that they don't know how to do a reasonable HJ, blowjob, or even how to fuck properly. I would have to admit that when I was really young and new to it, I wasn't that good either, and had a lot to learn.Having said this, it may well be that Nataree girls are an exception. It could be that all new girls are screened and tested to make sure their performance meets a standard.I had a newbie at "Meree" recently, while very pretty, had limited sexual ability although she did manage to get herself off by riding on me with myself propped up by pillows and the bed head to a nearly sitting position. A weird experience. I do agree that girls working for a relatively short time, e.g. months may have a fresher attitude than those who have been working for years. But then the turnover of girls is high. Very few have been working in MPs for several years, except maybe for certain parlours that specialize in older women. The danger with girls with very tight pussies is that they may me scared of Farang cocks too.

[Satrai2000]

We don't have any Lorongs in Bangkok as Lorong is not a Thai word. We do have Sois.

Wow! Big mistake! (Got confused by the "lorongs" in Singapore.)

[Easy2007]

On this note you'll find some girls, like some men, get very turned on by passionate kissing, and enjoy it. However, in the "paid for" sex business, kissing someone who is only banging your pussy as he paid for it, is not really on, and most girls will avoid passionate kissing. Sideliners are less experienced in general, and its often the case where they enjoy you going down on them, but then refuse or avoid giving you a BBBJ.I do indulge in certain rules now, and it refers to taking a girl a second time, they will only get a second turn if firstly, they kiss passionately (this means she either likes you, or she likes kissing) and secondly she will give you a BBBJ, if she thinks your BB dick is not desirable to put in her mouth, then she does not really like you, and also why should you bother going down on her if she is unwilling to do the same for you, fair is fair in love and war I mean, how would she feel if you said you want to lick her pussy, and then proceed to put a plastic bag over it and then lick it through that.....FFS LOL

MISCELLANEOUSI think these girls are counseled to not give a BBBJ. I got CBJ from all except one who licked my balls and shaft, and flicked the head with her tongue, but wouldn't put it into her mouth bare. Another one licked my balls. I can live with this and feel safer as a result. Maybe it was me, but I didn't really get into any passionate kissing with any of the girls, only light kissing.

[Easy2007]

Ladyboys do work in some oil massage joints, however, it would be pretty much impossible to hide the extra bits during a soapy massage, and indeed, given a soapy massage is not about massage at all, and all about sex, therefore you would not expect to see any LB in a soapy joint. Anyone hiring one would certainly lose the majority of their customers on the very rumour of it I feel.

I was told it was illegal for a soapy to have a ladyboy have sex with customers. That was surprising to me since ladyboys are fairly well accepted by Thais. But my source is relaible and I have never seen a ladyboy in a soapy lineup.

[Ralph Kramden]

Happy New Year GentsFirst let me express my regrets for not being able to post any photos of this years girls. Last year I posted pictures that were well received. But unfortunately, I had a camera problem and was not motivated enough to buy a new one on short notice.I have lost count of my trips to Bangkok, but this one completed today must surely have been about the 10th. On past trips I felt compelled to shop around different MPs to make sure I wasn't missing out anything. It was mostly fun research, but this year I felt like just centering on one place and maximizing my relaxation time. So like last year, I focused on the Nataree sideliners, and I certainly was not disappointed. Here is why:NATAREE SIDELINERS ARE YOUNGER AND LESS EXPERIENCEDOne sure way to judge how long a girl has been in the business is how much English she speaks. I met six girls this time around and not one of them knew more than a few words of English, and a couple of them couldn't even respond to ?Name?? I believe there is a direct correlation between how long a girl has been in the business and her attitude. A fresher attitude brings far better performance and a less hardened/professional manner. This is not just my opinion, but something I have learned from experience. Oddly enough, one of the girls I met spoke very little English, but conversed in better Japanese than I did, so we carried on a conversation that way. She told me she was actively studying Japanese, which leads me to believe she is targeting them as customers and that Nataree gets a lot of them. Not surprisingly, this girls performance, while very good, was more professional acting than that of the others. She was the only one who wore a bathing cap in the tub.NATAREE SIDELINERS LIKE THE TONGUE IN THEIR TWATPrevious experienced posters have suggested that for cultural reasons Thai girls don't get a lot of tongue action. And I think it is something relatively new for these inexperienced girls. I did it to three and they all seemed to really like it. I used four different positions (use your imagination). These girls didn't need any lube at all and really got into the fucking too. NATAREE SIDELINERS HAVE TIGHT PUSSIESGet there early enough to be a girl's first customer of the day and you won't be disappointed. Every girl I encountered had a real tight pussy. So tight in fact that you really wouldn't even be interested in trying to squeeze into her ass.NATAREE SIDELINERS LIKE TO FUCKMaybe this has something to do with the fact that I really like to give a girl a nice long poke, but all these little sex machines really seemed to enjoy getting fucked. I came to the conclusion last year that because of their inexperience, these girls actually enjoy getting paid to get fucked and don't think of it so much as a job. Of course, YOUR ATTITUDE plays an important role. Treat the young lady in a respectful manner and she will pay you back many times over. Follow her lead and don't get too aggressive. No problem with dick size either, and not one complaint about my larger than average Christmas candy cane. Not all of the girls like the finger, so go slowly with it.NATAREE SIDELINERS ARE NOT SUPERSTARS WITH PORNSTAR BODIESThey are almost all cute, smaller breasted(but not all), nice tight bodies and many of them are spinners. If you are looking for superstar looks and huge tits, then keep doing more of your research. One of the six I had might have had enhanced tits, but it was hard to tell. I did see some big breasted girls in the fishbowl, but they came with bigger bodies. I know that the Japanese like the Nataree Sideliner girl body type, which is why it is a popular spot for them.OTHER NOTESPRICINGI came to the conclusion on this trip that the cheerperson has pricing flexibility, while I didn't suspect that on any previous visits. The first night I appeared I was quoted 2600 for all girls. On the next visit some of the lesser good looking girls became 2300, while the better looking ones remained at 2600. Then on the third visit, some of the better lookers became 2300. In all six visits only one girl was quoted at 3100. She was sexy, but not what I would choose for even 2300. I made contact with the same cheerperson each time and gave him a modest 100 baht tip, which he seemed appreciative of. Therefore, I reasoned he didn't get tipped very often, and that it doesn't take much of one to make him happy to see you. Do the math: Tip the cheerperson person 100 and get a girl for 2300 that some slob might have to pay 3100 for, and it pays to be a nice guy. My advice is when you go in to be decently dressed and act respectful of everyone involved. Don't walk into the place in flip-flops and ketchup drool running down the t-shirt you haven't changed in 3 days and expect to get the best service they have to offer for the best price.WHEN TO GET THEREI used to think between 3 and 4 PM was the best time, but when I went to the pay desk, I noticed the cheerperson filling out a form for each transaction. On this one sheet there must have been a good 25 or 30 transaction entries ahead of me. This told me that there were that many girls upstairs wiggling their ass that I didn't get a chance to choose. Then when I came down after the deed was done, I was seeing all these cute girls that I hadn't seen before. So I think because Nataree is becoming more popular, arriving between 2 and 3 PM is not a bad idea if you want to be the first customer with the best pick. Even if that is too early, you can always sit there and nurse a drink while the girls show up for duty.OVERALL RATINGSix girls: Two good, three very good and one excellent. The excellent girl did actually have a superstar body with superlative tits. I couldn't believe them when I got her bra off. Not gigantic, but wonderfully shaped and pointed at the end....excellent sucklers. To top it off this girl was multi-orgasmic during both the sucking and fucking. She couldn't speak a word of English, so after I fucked the hell out of her, she just smiled and wagged her finger at my cock. Tight as a drum too. She was quite wet after the sucking, but still had to put some lube on the tip of the condom to get it in.In the old days of MP shopping around, the overall rating would be 1 not so good, 1 good and 1 very good. And I was happy with that.MISCELLANEOUSI think these girls are counseled to not give a BBBJ. I got CBJ from all except one who licked my balls and shaft, and flicked the head with her tongue, but wouldn't put it into her mouth bare. Another one licked my balls. I can live with this and feel safer as a result. Maybe it was me, but I didn't really get into any passionate kissing with any of the girls, only light kissing.

[Allover]

I was told it was illegal for a soapy to have a ladyboy have sex with customers. That was surprising to me since ladyboys are fairly well accepted by Thais. But my source is relaible and I have never seen a ladyboy in a soapy lineup.