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[Ralph Kramden]

Happy New Year GentsFirst let me express my regrets for not being able to post any photos of this years girls. Last year I posted pictures that were well received. But unfortunately, I had a camera problem and was not motivated enough to buy a new one on short notice.I have lost count of my trips to Bangkok, but this one completed today must surely have been about the 10th. On past trips I felt compelled to shop around different MPs to make sure I wasn't missing out anything. It was mostly fun research, but this year I felt like just centering on one place and maximizing my relaxation time. So like last year, I focused on the Nataree sideliners, and I certainly was not disappointed. Here is why:NATAREE SIDELINERS ARE YOUNGER AND LESS EXPERIENCEDOne sure way to judge how long a girl has been in the business is how much English she speaks. I met six girls this time around and not one of them knew more than a few words of English, and a couple of them couldn't even respond to ?Name?? I believe there is a direct correlation between how long a girl has been in the business and her attitude. A fresher attitude brings far better performance and a less hardened/professional manner. This is not just my opinion, but something I have learned from experience. Oddly enough, one of the girls I met spoke very little English, but conversed in better Japanese than I did, so we carried on a conversation that way. She told me she was actively studying Japanese, which leads me to believe she is targeting them as customers and that Nataree gets a lot of them. Not surprisingly, this girls performance, while very good, was more professional acting than that of the others. She was the only one who wore a bathing cap in the tub.NATAREE SIDELINERS LIKE THE TONGUE IN THEIR TWATPrevious experienced posters have suggested that for cultural reasons Thai girls don't get a lot of tongue action. And I think it is something relatively new for these inexperienced girls. I did it to three and they all seemed to really like it. I used four different positions (use your imagination). These girls didn't need any lube at all and really got into the fucking too. NATAREE SIDELINERS HAVE TIGHT PUSSIESGet there early enough to be a girl's first customer of the day and you won't be disappointed. Every girl I encountered had a real tight pussy. So tight in fact that you really wouldn't even be interested in trying to squeeze into her ass.NATAREE SIDELINERS LIKE TO FUCKMaybe this has something to do with the fact that I really like to give a girl a nice long poke, but all these little sex machines really seemed to enjoy getting fucked. I came to the conclusion last year that because of their inexperience, these girls actually enjoy getting paid to get fucked and don't think of it so much as a job. Of course, YOUR ATTITUDE plays an important role. Treat the young lady in a respectful manner and she will pay you back many times over. Follow her lead and don't get too aggressive. No problem with dick size either, and not one complaint about my larger than average Christmas candy cane. Not all of the girls like the finger, so go slowly with it.NATAREE SIDELINERS ARE NOT SUPERSTARS WITH PORNSTAR BODIESThey are almost all cute, smaller breasted(but not all), nice tight bodies and many of them are spinners. If you are looking for superstar looks and huge tits, then keep doing more of your research. One of the six I had might have had enhanced tits, but it was hard to tell. I did see some big breasted girls in the fishbowl, but they came with bigger bodies. I know that the Japanese like the Nataree Sideliner girl body type, which is why it is a popular spot for them.OTHER NOTESPRICINGI came to the conclusion on this trip that the cheerperson has pricing flexibility, while I didn't suspect that on any previous visits. The first night I appeared I was quoted 2600 for all girls. On the next visit some of the lesser good looking girls became 2300, while the better looking ones remained at 2600. Then on the third visit, some of the better lookers became 2300. In all six visits only one girl was quoted at 3100. She was sexy, but not what I would choose for even 2300. I made contact with the same cheerperson each time and gave him a modest 100 baht tip, which he seemed appreciative of. Therefore, I reasoned he didn't get tipped very often, and that it doesn't take much of one to make him happy to see you. Do the math: Tip the cheerperson person 100 and get a girl for 2300 that some slob might have to pay 3100 for, and it pays to be a nice guy. My advice is when you go in to be decently dressed and act respectful of everyone involved. Don't walk into the place in flip-flops and ketchup drool running down the t-shirt you haven't changed in 3 days and expect to get the best service they have to offer for the best price.WHEN TO GET THEREI used to think between 3 and 4 PM was the best time, but when I went to the pay desk, I noticed the cheerperson filling out a form for each transaction. On this one sheet there must have been a good 25 or 30 transaction entries ahead of me. This told me that there were that many girls upstairs wiggling their ass that I didn't get a chance to choose. Then when I came down after the deed was done, I was seeing all these cute girls that I hadn't seen before. So I think because Nataree is becoming more popular, arriving between 2 and 3 PM is not a bad idea if you want to be the first customer with the best pick. Even if that is too early, you can always sit there and nurse a drink while the girls show up for duty.OVERALL RATINGSix girls: Two good, three very good and one excellent. The excellent girl did actually have a superstar body with superlative tits. I couldn't believe them when I got her bra off. Not gigantic, but wonderfully shaped and pointed at the end....excellent sucklers. To top it off this girl was multi-orgasmic during both the sucking and fucking. She couldn't speak a word of English, so after I fucked the hell out of her, she just smiled and wagged her finger at my cock. Tight as a drum too. She was quite wet after the sucking, but still had to put some lube on the tip of the condom to get it in.In the old days of MP shopping around, the overall rating would be 1 not so good, 1 good and 1 very good. And I was happy with that.MISCELLANEOUSI think these girls are counseled to not give a BBBJ. I got CBJ from all except one who licked my balls and shaft, and flicked the head with her tongue, but wouldn't put it into her mouth bare. Another one licked my balls. I can live with this and feel safer as a result. Maybe it was me, but I didn't really get into any passionate kissing with any of the girls, only light kissing.

[Allover]

I was told it was illegal for a soapy to have a ladyboy have sex with customers. That was surprising to me since ladyboys are fairly well accepted by Thais. But my source is relaible and I have never seen a ladyboy in a soapy lineup.

[M P Lurker]

If you want Russian or Uzbeki girls, you can go to the Grace Hotel at lorong 3. Just walk around in the lobby, the coffee shop and downstairs near the disco. They mainly target the Arab bros but I suppose everyone who is interested in them is welcome.

We don't have any Lorongs in Bangkok as Lorong is not a Thai word. We do have Sois.

[Lord Farquard]

Hi Guys,I am coming to Bangkok for a few days for the first time next week. I did RTFF but have 2 general question.Are the girls in the soapies such as New Cleopatra, Posiedon, Utopia or Tarawadee tested for STD regurarly? Dabeast

All of the ladies that I have talked to about this have about the same time line. They must be checked for STD every month, which they pay for. They are checked for HIV every 3 months, and that cost is picked up by the house.As for the Lady Boys, I haven't found one yet, that doesn't mean they are not out there, but I haven't seen one.

[Zandar]

I went to Utopia some weeks ago. Price starts, just for foreigne people of course, from 3500 to 3900 thb (fishbowl) until 6000 thb, perhaps. I did't ask for more. Anyway. I got a young cute girl for 3900 and service was quite ok, juste a little bit in hurry at the beginning but I told her to go slowly. We have time. A lot of time. Too much expensive, in my opinion of course, is up to you.

[Satrai2000]

I had read somewhere that Russian girls were available at Monalisa. Is that still the case? Any one have any experience with them? Is the service as good as the Thai girls and what is the price?

If you want Russian or Uzbeki girls, you can go to the Grace Hotel at lorong 3. Just walk around in the lobby, the coffee shop and downstairs near the disco. They mainly target the Arab bros but I suppose everyone who is interested in them is welcome.

[Too Jaded]

No girl likes a heavy labored breathing guy Mooing in their ear after 5 minutes of mish.

Five minutes!?!? What wonder drug are YOU taking? I got tired on the elevator ride up to Darlings.oh, Oh, OH! ....oh....That's why I like Thai spinners in an alternating CG/RCG position. Oh, Oh, OH ....ooooooh....MOO,2J

[M P Lurker]

<cut>Absolutely. The only downside for me is that sometimes, my pecker hurts a little. They ought to invent some kind of a Cooling and Soothink gel/balm for "Active" peckers LOL. Seriously. I apply a moisturiser but it only feels good for a few minutes... then the pain adn redness is still there.I am, as we speak, in Pain down there. I met a girl in CM and she's been riding me to death for 4 days! Review coming soon

Tell to stop biting and to ride you soft and slow instead of grinding you to a pulp. I wondered where you had disppeared to.

[Dabeast]

Hi Guys,I am coming to Bangkok for a few days for the first time next week. I did RTFF but have 2 general question.Are the girls in the soapies such as New Cleopatra, Posiedon, Utopia or Tarawadee tested for STD regurarly?Also with so many ladyboys around in Thailand can we be sure that the soapies have only real girls?Thanks,Dabeast

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