Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[CapedCrusader]

Instead of spending months planning this thing out on a public forum, microanalysing every photo and review, wouldn't it be easier just to go to the shop and try out a girl or two?

Second that! On my last sojourn I had tried lords and Poseidon. Guess they are long gone. Also used Bangkok golden.

[Mr Benn]

Did Bee appear in the recent mango Group Photo? She was difficult to locate which would make sense if she does not look like her individual Pics.

"Boobs are shapely" I presume means not real saggy, can you mention cup size likely and if real or enhanced? Bee was a faintly possible choice for me I saw her pics but they were rather dramatic as you say. The real look would be more useful.

I am into a mutually good time with a girl, so there was some doubt if I should be trying Sara or not. Some said her GFE level was not high.

I don't know if she was in the group photo or not because Regular Members like myself can only see the thumbnails. If she was, I am certain that you would not have recognized her anyway. Bee's photos on the Mango website are heavily shopped.

I don't know why they did this because she is pretty in real life. Just in a different way. Bee is an attractive, English-speaking woman in her mid 30's with a sunny personality. She is as farang-friendly as they come and would be fun to take out for dinner and drinks.

Her boobs are medium-sized and soft. No sag whatsoever. A perfect handful. Her photos depict their size accurately. She doesn't need padding or a push-up bra. Silicone tits are a big turn-off for me. Bee's are 100% natural.

Like most Thai women, Bee is small in stature and pear-shaped. She has wide hips, a round bum and a smallish waist, making her quite curvy. She looked very nice in the mirror while I was doing her.

She's no pornstar and you won't be bending her like a pretzel but her GFE is second to none. My prediction is that some lonely old farang will whisk her off to be his live-in girlfriend within a couple of months.

[Whoreman]

Did Bee appear in the recent mango Group Photo? She was difficult to locate which would make sense if she does not look like her individual Pics.

"Boobs are shapely" I presume means not real saggy, can you mention cup size likely and if real or enhanced? Bee was a faintly possible choice for me I saw her pics but they were rather dramatic as you say. The real look would be more useful.

I am into a mutually good time with a girl, so there was some doubt if I should be trying Sara or not. Some said her GFE level was not high.

Instead of spending months planning this thing out on a public forum, microanalysing every photo and review, wouldn't it be easier just to go to the shop and try out a girl or two?

[Syzygies]

Bee looks nothing like her photos, which depict a posturing Instagram waif. She is, in fact, a friendly MILF in her mid 30's with a pretty face and an easy smile. She has a fuller figure than her photos would suggest but her waist is slim, her boobs are shapely and she has very little baby damage.

Bee's stand-out feature is her excellent English. She is very farang-friendly and this is clearly her cultural and sexual preference. A naive guy could get himself into serious trouble with this one.

Deep, hard sex was uncomfortable for Bee but, once I had adjusted my technique to suit her preferences, she warmed up quickly and gave me a full-on GFE.

The chemistry was so good that I fear that Bee may now expect me to put a ring on her finger. I will, therefore, set some ground-rules by enjoying sexy-time with a couple of her Mango mates before repeating.

Did Bee appear in the recent mango Group Photo? She was difficult to locate which would make sense if she does not look like her individual Pics.

"Boobs are shapely" I presume means not real saggy, can you mention cup size likely and if real or enhanced? Bee was a faintly possible choice for me I saw her pics but they were rather dramatic as you say. The real look would be more useful.

I am into a mutually good time with a girl, so there was some doubt if I should be trying Sara or not. Some said her GFE level was not high.

[Whoreman]

Today in Snow White I was thinking of picking Candy, deepthroating her as soon as she enters the room and then pulling up her skirt and sodomising her so I don't have to look at her baby damage. But then I wondered whether she has a visually appealing backside. Curvy buttocks? Not loose and wrinkly starfish?

[Syzygies]

She's an older (40 yo?) and not a stunner. But still on the thinner side. Nice smile. Gets real wet Great massage / service, smile, no back and forth negotiations, inexpensive, close to my hotel, and don't have to put everything in a safe in my hotel for outcall and wait 2 hours to arrive, or rent ST hotel. So this was a winner for me. She was pretty thin / small also. And tight Came back. 3 times total. ? Would have gone more if staying longer, and will next time in BKK.

Times are tough, business is low. The girl sometimes wants to make an impression so that you will repeat ASAP. Yes we got her name. Its a common Thai name. Not sure the advantage of not spelling it out. You made the riddle so easy, a child could crack it.

Thread search is hard to use for Thai girls and ISGers alike.

If she was a stunner, the place would be suddenly swamped by ISGers. Come to think of it, they may get swamped anyway.

Leches? That looks like some foreign language for Milks (Spanish?). You best try English euphemisms. We normally say 2 Shots. Or is it English in fact for 2 Lecherous acts? Certainly a word we never see.

[Mr Benn]

Bee looks nothing like her photos, which depict a posturing Instagram waif. She is, in fact, a friendly MILF in her mid 30's with a pretty face and an easy smile. She has a fuller figure than her photos would suggest but her waist is slim, her boobs are shapely and she has very little baby damage.

Bee's stand-out feature is her excellent English. She is very farang-friendly and this is clearly her cultural and sexual preference. A naive guy could get himself into serious trouble with this one.

Deep, hard sex was uncomfortable for Bee but, once I had adjusted my technique to suit her preferences, she warmed up quickly and gave me a full-on GFE.

The chemistry was so good that I fear that Bee may now expect me to put a ring on her finger. I will, therefore, set some ground-rules by enjoying sexy-time with a couple of her Mango mates before repeating.

[Travel365]

Long time lurker. First time poster.

I'm bringing you gents a new spa, with some BB action for those dogs that like to spin the wheel of destiny LOL.

Would repeat? YES, and have multiple times.

Total damage: 1300 baht for BB FS x 2 + massage.

Get there (easy).

Gold Moon Spa near On Nut BTS station. Also a couple blocks from Klassique Hotel, walking away from the freeway intersection. Shows up on google maps. Not sure how many masseuses provide all services, but without writing exactly her name, I'll let you know: "A Cat on a Hot _ Roof". Reverse the letters from the missing word, and you have her name I love finding a great masseuse and provider right near my hotel. Pop off the morning to last longer through day.

Service (good + cheap).

Great massage service on back and shoulders. And this nice running down the ass and massaging twig and berries from behind. First time there, got HJ for 500 baht tip. I chose that amount and she said ok with no back and forth. Fingered her too, and wet. Second time, she basically just hopped on top for BB (not necessarily that I partook. Asian CG. Doggy. Miss. She was down for whatever. This is on a massage table, so kinda squeaky. She didn't want to do outcall. I tipped 1000 for the services instead of 500 for the HJ last time. 2 shots OK in 1 HR.

Looks.

She's an older (40 yo?) and not a stunner. But still on the thinner side. Nice smile. Gets real wet Great massage / service, smile, no back and forth negotiations, inexpensive, close to my hotel, and don't have to put everything in a safe in my hotel for outcall and wait 2 hours to arrive, or rent ST hotel. So this was a winner for me. She was pretty thin / small also. And tight Came back. 3 times total. ? Would have gone more if staying longer, and will next time in BKK.

More coming.

Then moved down to main Sukhumvit area near Nana, where everything is more expensive, girls yelling at Farangs from outside the MP, asking way too much, bad attitude more often. LOL I'm a long Time lurker, but this is my first post. So I will share more and give back. I didn't read about Gold Moon Spa anywhere, and just did the old-fashioned walk in, strip down, and keep legs spread wide to give access. Worked out well So hopefully you all enjoy a fresh, unknown spot that's not reviewed before. Went to Chrome and [CodeWord900] near Nana, also on this trip, which are widely known and reviewed. So I thought I'the start with the unknown. I've spent lots of time in Thailand, Philippines, Sosua / DR, Medellin, Curaçao, and other spots. So will be posting more reports and advice. Thanks everyone for your posts / advice! I'll be catching up.

[Syzygies]

Given the ongoing discussion on Mango / Sara, here's my 2 cents: a little over-rated and not the most cooperative.

I opted for 2 hours, but instead finished off in 90 minutes and left politely, as I ran out of patience towards her attitude.
Pros: Decent English, Big Knockers, Nice Butt.

WIR: No.
It's been a while since I was in BKK, but have had far better experience at SW / DH, in the past.

What was her attitude? She does not want to do the position you desire, or does not take instruction on how you like it, or cannot slow down in BJ, or something else?

It is good to have some specifics.

[HP6720]

Did you take the A+ option?

Nope. Did not opt for the A+ option.

[Paolo99]

I had a walk down soi 33 a few nights before I moved out of Thailand just to have a look around 9 pm.

I noticed that Dream Heaven opened a new shop just a few meters from their original shop on that soi, but on the opposite side of the soi. When I walked in front of it there was that small girl with a very cute smile that invited me to come inside. I kept walking first and took a few minutes to think about it, when I walked again in front of her on my way back she had the exact same attitude so I entered and checked their menu.

It's pricey, I normally go for 2 hours when it's on offer and here it's only available with their VIP room for 2900. I probably should have taken a shorter time frame but it didn't cross my mind at that time.

Had a look at their line up and only that small girl was doing something for me, so I chose her but I expressly told the mamasan to tell the girl to give me a good service and to allow for 2 shots as part of it (2 years ago I liked a girl in their main shop on soi 33 but she wouldn't allow the 2 shots even when booked 2 hours). The mamasan told her exactly that in Thai and the girl said she will do it with a big smile.

Turned out that her name is Jasmin, a mixed Northern and Essan girl, small (maybe 155) and a bit chubby (I didn't notice that because of her Japanese styled student uniform) but the good thing is that it was just some fat, no baby damage. Her boobs are small, the ass is flat, I think the pussy wasn't shaved (but she had very hairs) and she doesn't have any surgeries.

The VIP room is very good and newly refurbished, I felt good there.

Jasmine is just a part time worker there, she can come at anytime she wants whenever she wants but she will almost always be in front of the shop because she is naturally smiley and always in a good mood, and that attracts some potential customers (as it was the case with me). She looks exactly as on the pic on their website, the one where she is wearing a Japanese uniform, except that her hairstyle was more cute than that when I met her. It's not a mind blowing pic but her kindness instantly shines when you're in front of her. Her English is very limited but she is trying to learn so I just talked English with her during the 2 hours, but she is always using some nice words and is very smiley so it was very refreshing to spend 2 hours with her.

Now the downside is that she is inexperienced so don't expect to get anything near the Doki Doki experience although the price is not that far. The whole purpose of seeing that girl is exactly because of that inexperience. Anyone that is tired of fucking a pussy that has been fucked by multiple guys every day for the last decade does know what the difference is between a fresh and small pussy and a not so fresh (small or big) pussy. That difference alone is worth the price sometimes and the difference of treatment you'll receive because of that inexperience. So be prepared to just have some basic fuck and suck with her but just know that the pussy down there feels absolutely fantastic. I'm not big but she had some difficulty to handle it even though I've been very gentle with her. When put in doggie her body became attractive even though she is chubby with a flat ass, I think her genuine moaning were also a good part in the experience. That pussy felt real good and she didn't mind that I touched her backdoor (no fingering though as it was too tight while my dick was already in her pussy).

For the second shot I thought I would struggle to get it up because her BJ is very light and she did more licking than really sucking it but once I told her what I wanted she tried her best. Anyway I needed something more for this round so I gently fingered her tight ass during the BJ and the great feeling inside that small asshole made me hard pretty quickly.

Second round went exactly as the first one and that pussy was still feeling real good, sometimes it happens that I lose my power for the second shot when the pussy is loose but with her it wasn't the case. Very good pussy from the beggining of the session until I unloaded my second shot.

Conclusion, young cute girl with a great small and fresh pussy, not for big dicks, not for hard punters, only recommended for guys that want to experience the feeling of a good pussy.

Downside, a bit pricey, she is a bit fat, limited English and inexperienced.

[HP6720]

Did you take the A+ option?

Nope, did not opt for it.

[Whoreman]

Given the ongoing discussion on Mango / Sara, here's my 2 cents: a little over-rated and not the most cooperative.

Who has overrated her? She only had 2 reviews here before yours, neither of which were particularly positive. Did you take the A+ option?

[HP6720]

Just created a new ID as the old one boxed out.

Given the ongoing discussion on Mango / Sara, here's my 2 cents: a little over-rated and not the most cooperative.

I opted for 2 hours, but instead finished off in 90 minutes and left politely, as I ran out of patience towards her attitude.

Pros: Decent English, Big Knockers, Nice Butt.

WIR: No.

It's been a while since I was in BKK, but have had far better experience at SW / DH, in the past.

P.S. She's got a full-back tattoo of a religious / mythological god (shoulder to waist).

[Syzygies]

I went to Cupid earlier this year and met the Snow White mamasan there. She encouraged me to take Cat who she said had no baby and it was her first day. I declined just because she's a bit old for me. It's an accurate pic though. I asked about Micky but was told she didn't work there anymore. Oil's photos are close enough to real life but she has a baby so I declined (at Snow White).

I don't be too concerned about baby unless is known bad belly sag shrivelled prune, railway tracks or empty sag bag tits. Hopefully seeing the girl can give some clues. So many of my favourite girls have babies, so its no issue. My Mrs has had a baby 18 years ago but her body is exceptionally nice and good tight pussy. I am still not bored with her body. So even age is not upsetting me if girl is in good condition.

So I put Anny (Oil) on the list to be a probable try, and Lemon. Maybe Sara at Mango too if she is at all close to slim (gap between thighs). I could do with some new MP regulars.

I had an Annie at Dream Heaven but she seemed to have gone or holidays. Doki Doki is good for me too so far.