Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Syzygies]

So there was no good looking girls there except one that you didn't chose, you received one of the worst CBJ of your life, got something stuck in your backdoor (something that you hate according to you) but it was still great.

What was that great except the massage part?

Ha ha.

Some of us are optimists and some of us are pessimists. I am the later I guess, but still keep hoping for the best when meeting a really good looker. Some guys can still see the good side of an overall crap experience. Some guys are determined to try a place even if the talent is poor.

However a huge psychological motivator is the fear of missing out on experiencing something. If I meet available stunners, I almost have to taste them. For uglies, no! The venue really only matters for the statistical track record of what percentage of tries came out good. For a first try of a venue, there is no personal track record, so something has to look really favourable, even if is only a lot of good reports from ISG.

[Syzygies]

Good to see Mango being discussed again. The shop hasn't received much love on this forum since they slapped on a butt-penalty but, due to diminishing returns elsewhere, I recently decided to resume visiting.

I started with Prae. She is pretty and performed well but I need a girl with a bit more stamina.

Amm is another possibility but with the added bonus that her English is excellent. However, when she used to work as the receptionist, she once snapped at me for fumbling the change. This doesn't bode well for how she might respond to the minor indignities that I was hoping to inflict on her in the room. Unless some positive reviews emerge, I will pass on Amm for the time being.

I have tried both Prae and Amm. Both were quite enthusiastic and performed well enough. Did not ask for A+ so can't help there. Amm has body that is mediocre for me. A slimmer body with curves would excite me more (lose a few kilos maybe). I did not find any problems with Amm for personality even English is not important for me at all, she knows me long time, she is just not quite hot enough. I still enjoyed the sex okay There was a past report I think, but is probably up to 2 years ago now.

[OrientalLover]

I'm looking for a massage parlor that has good prostate massage and lingam.

Can be any part of Bangkok. I'm looking for an experienced woman, looks doesn't matter.

Hana Massage on Soi 22. Ask for Rin.

[Vrsabien]

Good to see Mango being discussed again. The shop hasn't received much love on this forum since they slapped on a butt-penalty but, due to diminishing returns elsewhere, I recently decided to resume visiting.

I started with Prae. She is pretty and performed well but I need a girl with a bit more stamina.

Amm is another possibility but with the added bonus that her English is excellent. However, when she used to work as the receptionist, she once snapped at me for fumbling the change. This doesn't bode well for how she might respond to the minor indignities that I was hoping to inflict on her in the room. Unless some positive reviews emerge, I will pass on Amm for the time being.

I also had a very positive experience with an amateur one-week-wonder MILF with big natural tits called MMee who evidently decided, after dipping her toe in the water, that the wonderful world of prostitution wasn't for her. Her photo was removed from the website this week.

Anna also departed recently. I always used to get a good vibe from her in the lineup but I had other fish to fry back then. I hope she returns..

Whats the view on Sara at mango, between amm and Sara which would be more PSE?

[Ass Addict]

After living in Bangkok for a while, it's amazing that yesterday was the first time I visited Analisa. I just returned from Prague on Tuesday, so wanted to try something new here.

Overall, a great shop.

WIR. Sure.

Cons. Quality of girls, no BBBJ.

So there was no good looking girls there except one that you didn't chose, you received one of the worst CBJ of your life, got something stuck in your backdoor (something that you hate according to you) but it was still great.

What was that great except the massage part?

[Gargano19]

After living in Bangkok for a while, it's amazing that yesterday was the first time I visited Analisa. I just returned from Prague on Tuesday, so wanted to try something new here. I have heard a lot about this happy ending shop, so finally checked it out. I went there around 2 pm, outside the shop 4 girls were having lunch and no one looked good. What a great start! Inside mamsan greeted usually, and showed me the menu on tablet. They have quite a few services, Tantric massage was 2 k for 60 minutes, b2 b for 2100 and 4 hands massage was for 3800. I decided to take 4 hands because why not, but asked for line up first. Other than 4 girls sitting outside, there were 3 more available, and I could not find 2 girls who I can pick. So I changed it to Tantric massage for 60 minutes. There was a cute girl I wanted to pick, but she wasn't looking into my eyes and seemed turned off, so I didn't pick her. But she was cute and looked youngest.

The girl I picked looked in her early 30's, 6 at best. She took me to 4th floor and asked me to take a shower while she went to bring "stuff". Room was okay.

When she came I was already wrapped in towel, sitting on big-ass bed. She then took her clothes off, and she had nice natural tight boobs, no baby marks. Finally things turning up for good. She asked if I wanted "hole", I couldn't understand really, so she pointed towards glory hole in bed, and said "that hole, not my hole" laughingly. That got me good LOL. BTW I said yes to glory hole. Then I turned down on bed and my dick was hanging down from that big hole.

She started with good oil rub on my back, arms, legs and ass. It was quite sensational, her light finger touch on my ass-crack was heavenly feeling. Every second minute she slides her hand through glory hole and massages my ball and dick. After 20 minutes, she put lotion on my back and her chest, and started sliding all over me. Great!!

Then she went in and massage my balls and dick for good 5 minutes. Now in the last minute, I felt something wrapped around my dick. Now as I can't see, so I don't know but it felt like either her finger grip or she gave me a blow job. I didn't ask when she came up, because ignorance is bliss.

Then I turned around and she gave me a handjob. Now in Analisa there is no BBBJ, which is disappointing. So she put the condom, by her mouth (yes by mouth, not hands) and started sucking. And it is one of worst BJ I have had in a while. Why? Two reasons, one she was using her teeth and second, condom was tight af. She said only asians come in this season, so she only had small sized condoms.

She took the condoms off and put the fuckin glove on. Now, I hate something going on my ass. So I was very hesitant. She started HJ by her left hand and her right hand index finger was going in my ass. It sucked. It felt like I was about to [CodeWord116]. I asked her to stop in 30 second. Then we kissed a lot, she kissing my nipple and neck, and me deep kissing her, while she was stocking me. Unsurprisingly I comed. But wait. She didn't stop, she kept giving me handjob. Well in analisa you can come twice. And I was hard. So she gave me a great handjob and I comed again 5 minutes later, to my surprise. Then she cleaned me up in shower.

Overall, a great shop.

WIR. Sure.

Cons. Quality of girls, no BBBJ.

[Mr Benn]

Cherry is also known as Guitar and seems to be suffering from an identity crisis. When I asked her to set the record straight, she blurted out her real name by mistake. I pretended not to hear just in case she felt it necessary to kill me.

Cherry was a lot of fun and the chemistry was instant. She gave me the grand tour with a level of responsiveness that would normally only surface after repeat visits.

Sadly, Cherry's frontal aspect has been sacrificed to motherhood. I would certainly repeat but I'm currently busy seeking the unobtainable.

[Zam007]

I got lucky for the choice and had a great experience at Doki Doki (not trying for a porn star). The girl was very skilled in making the Nuru slide blissful. I could see in the line up she had a model like body (pity about the bolt-ONS a bit much). That experience alleviated the pain of the price greatly. Ha ha. Not worth trying to save small change by taking only 60 minutes IMHO. Enjoy at leisurely pace.

Did you take pam?

[Syzygies]

Nowadays Doki Doki tweets the list of the girls working on the particular day along with the timetable of when they will be available. If the girl I am interested in available, I would book her. I intend to visit Doki Doki when I am there next week.

I got lucky for the choice and had a great experience at Doki Doki (not trying for a porn star). The girl was very skilled in making the Nuru slide blissful. I could see in the line up she had a model like body (pity about the bolt-ONS a bit much). That experience alleviated the pain of the price greatly. Ha ha. Not worth trying to save small change by taking only 60 minutes IMHO. Enjoy at leisurely pace.

https://dokidokibangkok.com/girls/

A pity the top of faces are cut off but the Nadia pic with small waist is accurate. Others may prefer a more meaty girl for body slide, but I was very happy. My pal recommends Sofia too (for slim girls) and he also tried Naomi (good service). I am suspecting the girls are well trained.

Can't say I heard any bad reports as yet. Guys very hard to please and wanting porno stars may not even be willing to pay the Doki Doki prices.

The rooms are good I guess they are making every effort to run the place well, tweeting the girls attending is excellent service really. You can't see many shops making the same effort levels, or is this wishful thinking?

How would I improve the place? Well if all girls presented to the line up naked, that would be perfect. Just Kidding. :-) I can go elsewhere to see a line of pussies.

[Mr Benn]

It's kinda easier to make a call and find out if the girls you are interested in are working that day.
Usually, I do this and show up without telling them that it was I who called earlier. I would usually show up an hour early and make them present the line up. Once the girls line up, I will scan for the girl I booked and if she differs too much from the pics, I will look at other girls and if none of them are up to my expectations, I would walk away. I am sure there are others who do the same.

If you do that once too often, you may lose your booking privileges. The booked girl may have had to turn away walk-in customers in order to keep her appointment with you. Maybe you could turn up two hours early, instead of one, so that you can cancel the booking without inconveniencing the girl. It is also quite OK to phone up and ask the receptionist who is on duty without having to make a booking at all.

Mango have always honoured my bookings and I appreciate the convenience of this. They have also been happy to let me cancel and reschedule without making any fuss.

[Rafi77]

I'm looking for a massage parlor that has good prostate massage and lingam.

Can be any part of Bangkok. I'm looking for an experienced woman, looks doesn't matter.

Anna Lisa massage offers this service. Funny story, I once sent a friend of mine there who had no idea what entailed in a prostate massage. There was a shock of him especially after the girl put on a pair of gloves but he eventually liked it and goes there every time he is there, so go for it.

Best.

[Zam007]

Front row or back and is the right most girl numbered 1 or 0? Ha ha.

O.K. back row 4th girl (starting from right) does indeed resemble Sara, real pic is not quite as good as the shopped ones Ha ha!
However very acceptable looking for the face I think. I will go again and try to see some of these girls in the flesh. I think last visit, my target girls were not there most likely. Did not see anything specially slim and sexy.

I think such a real pic is very valuable to temper our expectations for beauty with reality. Now if the girls were standing to see waists and thighs would be even better and view from back would be handy too. However coming back to the real world, the pic is useful to me, since I like to evaluate faces before even consider the body. Some of the faces just too broad for me before we even get to a fat ass.

However now I think I know what Sara, Apple, and Jenny really look like, facially. Perhaps rule out Apple. Ice and Bo may be possibles for me too if look trim and hot in the flesh. I don't know yet. I will certainly report in detail if pull the trigger, however my regular is just back in town and may visit my old regular Crazy House waitress, working Corner Bar now, and she may just be available for a fuck. She did request to be BFed in the past on a day I wasn't buying. Now she probably thinks I want her to be just a platonic buddy. Ha ha. Not stunning but does have nice tits. Short and slightly strange body shape. Don't expect a stunning ass. Sometimes our spec is not so tough when know a girl really well, and just wonder if fucking her could be good too. Certainly a fun girl. That is a good start.

I think other Mango girls mentioned: Ning, Vanda, Paula, Moya are just not going to be my types at all, and May unlikely with bolt ons from nothing.

Nancy seems to be back row 3rd (right end). Whoops no, I think was already stated to be Paula.
Quite hard for me to pick out Bee, Nancy, and Get (Gairt), if they are present.

I don't know who can do 3-some well. Amm has worked there a long time now (ex receptionist), and I fucked her once, quite nice fuck and nice girl, although her body is not really my spec . I suggest ask her opinion about which girls might be into it. Ha ha. Could easily have some girls experienced in doing each other already but I don't know that. I always used to source my three-somes from gogo bar lesbian shows and I was well satisfied over many occasions (however I was not trying to get ass fucking girls as that is really a different scenario - Eden would be place for that). Pussy licking girls yes!

It's kinda easier to make a call and find out if the girls you are interested in are working that day.
Usually, I do this and show up without telling them that it was I who called earlier. I would usually show up an hour early and make them present the line up. Once the girls line up, I will scan for the girl I booked and if she differs too much from the pics, I will look at other girls and if none of them are up to my expectations, I would walk away. I am sure there are others who do the same.

Unfortunately, this doesn't work in places like Doki Doki.
Nowadays Doki Doki tweets the list of the girls working on the particular day along with the timetable of when they will be available. If the girl I am interested in available, I would book her.
I intend to visit Doki Doki when I am there next week.

[J A Karl]

Which website are you referring to?

http://thanksmassage.com/

Here you go.

[Crocodilexp]

The web site of Thanks has been updated and now Nicky appears on the top

Which website are you referring to?

[Paolo99]

But I though access ranking was just an auto-generated reference to the number of page views.

No it shows which of their girls are the most busy.

There are not many girls that come everyday in the shop, so the ranking shows actually who is there at this time. Now you can be sure these 3 girls are always there these days.