Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Crocodilexp]

For those who like slim, all natural, pretty girls, you may want to Check out Pang, 26 years old, no obvious baby damage (although I think she has had a kid), and full be cup tits... don't expect to pound her for 90 minutes

Nice report, thank you. Did she offer multiple pops? How about others girls at Pink Massage (is it a shop policy)?

I don't think I could bang someone for even full 60 min without popping. And a few times I did (too much Viagra after 1-2 earlier sessions), it wasn't that much fun.

[Whoreman]

Anyone tried Kibsy yet? She has quite a rack judging from the photos on the website but I'm worried she might be a mum with no firmness.

[Turgid]

............. I've never been on board with the "fat is ok and should be celebrated crowd. " ...........

Totally agree.

[Turgid]

I have met a few oily gals who workout and eat right. They are in the minority. Talking to them about exercise and diet is like talking to a dog about Outer Mongolian politics. Loss of face is one of the only ways to initiate action. ...........

When I was at university I started an aerobics class which many, mostly girls, joined. The majority lost weight and chose healthy lifestyles. Perhaps I should have chosen your path and fat shamed them instead, it would have been easier and according to you I would have gotten better results.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

For those who like slim, all natural, pretty girls, you may want to Check out Pang, 26 years old, no obvious baby damage (although I think she has had a kid), and full be cup tits. During the interview I asked her if she kissed with tongue: she was hesitant but agreed and did so in the session. Asked if she did BBBJ, said yes, and did so (pretty well) in the session. Said yes also to DATY. Only thing is that she did not want to do 90 minute session (probably because she would only get a max of 100 baht for the extra 30 minutes since it was 2000 baht for 60 minutes and 2200 baht for 90 minutes), so settled for an hour session, but she got tired after 50 minutes so just did BBBJ for the remainder of the session. A very nice girl who gave a good session but don't expect to pound her for 90 minutes.

[Member #4698]

How much do they charge in Maria?

Maria is a high end BKK soapy with pricing to match, but the bordello gets a positive review from me because it offers up a whole lot of attractive girls in a classy surrounding and service is generally very good. YMMV, however, Ha Ha. So prices range from 3800 baht to 10,000 baht and possibly more per session depending on the girl's classification. The last time I was there I chose an attractive "L" category girl. I think her price was either 5800 bt or 6400 bt. I forgot which, but I enjoyed the session. The only sour note was that Nam or Pam would not let me take any pictures afterwards. As a result she is fast becoming a faded memory in my mind and I can barely recall how she looked except that at the time I thought she looked real good. I would have given her a larger tip if she had been photo friendly. But the bottom line is I plan to go back to Maria when I return to BKK and find somebody new or a few somebodies new. It is a pretty good bordello.

[DimDerp]

I was in Thailand for a super short business trip again last month, I didn't have a lot of time so seemed like an good opportunity to go try a Thai BJ bar for my first time. Loli tas.

I was there late morning / early afternoon and I think there were about 6 ladies available, all average or below. Probably the best was a 5 to 6 max overall to me in the looks / body department, I didn't get her name. She was likely in her early 30's too late 20's, Most seemed around this range or older.

The setup of this place is rather odd to me, it was an large upstairs area with couches each separated by curtains. If ever busy or if going with friends would be a bit weird to me as I am sure you could hear anything and everything but luckily for me it was empty during the day. She asked me to undress and closed the curtains to get her supplies. With most things being made of fabric I tried to not touch anything well undressing.

Came back and asked if I wanted BBBJ or to be covered, I made the mistake going for bb. Wet-wiped me thoroughly and got to work. Service was OK, very mechanical maybe slightly better than average, some licking, not really much DT but she knows what she was doing and she was very quick to get me to finish. Took it all in her mouth and quickly spit it out into tissue as fast as she could, cleaned me up with excessive wet-wipes and sent me on my way.

Overall I would not recommend, I left feeling a bit weird about the experience and what happened next made it even worse.

24 hours later when I am work back in my home country I noticed a small amount of white discharge before peeing and had a slight tingly / pain. It super freaked me out, did a bunch of investigations online and was super worried to get tested for anything as I had a girlfriend at the time and my country is a bit more sensitive than others for STI's (for example if you have aids you are deported). The discharge happened again so knew I had to go get tested and fix this. Went the next morning and paid out my ass for all possible tests and they gave me some heavy anti-biotics which would treat both possible STI they thought it could be. I had the weird discharge before peeing one more time before it very quickly went away in about 24 hours from first noticing it. Still not really sure what it was and if it was the pills that fixed it or what. The DR said all the tests came back negative and they weren't sure what it was. Definitely won't be doing that again at a high turnover place and will stick to an HJ or coverage if I do.

Has anyone else had this experience and know what could have caused this?

[Syzygies]

Booked her once. She was meh. Did everything including A+, was pleasant, and the skill set was ok, but she lacked that nasty edge. Just going through the motions. Too bad, because the looks are ok for SW. Seems we are not going to find gals who look good and give a true PSE. That ship has sailed.

Your post sounds very encouraging for me, since I don't need nasty girls. Ha ha. However when I look at Palmy pic on web site, I think the face is not that special to really pull me in. Not sure she was in the line up when I visited. I think I saw Lemon (most likely from pics) passing on the stairs and she seemed to be the thinnest at the time.

On web site at SW, AA and Anny seem to be the pretty ones. Seem to be by appointment. Did anyone ever try?

Web pic of Beauty is very realistic. Very cheerful smile, not a very serious type and likes joking around. Weak English (if any). No pornstar, only 5 days total experience. Ha ha. Blowjob was just a pass, better than nothing. I think her attitude is alright so she maybe better in a few months with more experience. At least her pussy felt great. Kissing was a pass too.

My regular girl visited today, prettier, hotter body, older and experienced, and great BBBJ, great GFE, horny and gets off, great tongue kisser, can do pornstar a bit, so It is hard to go trying new girls when still have some great regular girls left over (just so few left).

Better I try new girls when all my regulars are not available. I don't get bored with really excellent girls so quick, when the MP girls can't rarely compete in every category (especially the looks).

I think the whole scene is very quiet right now, so logically it ought to be a buyers market. ha ha

[Goatscrot]

Palmy is a skinny girl. This earns her an automatic place on my dance-card. Her photo is accurate and there are no horrors lurking under her T-shirt.

I found her to be cooperative if a bit standoffish. No blowjob was offered but I'm sure that she would have obliged if I had insisted. Somehow, she seemed to have convinced herself that I would take liberties. This may have had something to do with the hard-working reputation of my current favourite at Snow White. The more timid girls assume that her regular customers are too demanding.

Intercourse was pleasant enough though and Palmy made no attempt to set rules or rush me. Sex with a skinny girl is a rare treat these days. I suspect that a couple of repeats would build the trust necessary for Palmy to come out of her shell. Surprise anal would almost certainly be counterproductive.

The trust-building strategy has worked well for me in the past but I am currently exploring lower-hanging fruit so I may not have the time to test this hypothesis on Palmy myself.

I would be genuinely interested to learn whether another more patient punter has managed to coax a strong performance out of her.

Booked her once. She was meh. Did everything including A+, was pleasant, and the skill set was ok, but she lacked that nasty edge. Just going through the motions. Too bad, because the looks are ok for SW. Seems we are not going to find gals who look good and give a true PSE. That ship has sailed.

[Zam007]

Very informative post Canyon. Too bad you had to take one for the team in order to post it however. LOL. I hate shriveled tits. And the darkness inside the joint is an immediate tell that no good can come from it.

But I hope you enjoy the rest of your trip. I know you will. For upscale - check out soapy Maria Hotel & Spa. They have a lot of attractive girls (60 or 70). Good lighting too! Ha Ha.

Hi Natty,

How much do they charge in Maria?

[Canyon]

Check your pm.

[Canyon]

Very informative post Canyon. Too bad you had to take one for the team in order to post it however. LOL. I hate shriveled tits. And the darkness inside the joint is an immediate tell that no good can come from it.

But I hope you enjoy the rest of your trip. I know you will. For upscale - check out soapy Maria Hotel & Spa. They have a lot of attractive girls (60 or 70). Good lighting too! Ha Ha.

Thank you, Natty. My next stop is Maria Spa.

Canyon.

[Goatscrot]

What good is telling a girl that she's overweight? She knows that and most likely tells herself that every day. I dated a portly girl many decades ago and understand their mindset. Are those direct Thais to whom you refer known for their couth? The Thai pros and non-pros with whom I have had relations have all been quite prudent. I prefer to discuss working out and dieting with a girl, initiated diplomatically, rather than to offend them. That would have more effective results.

I have met a few oily gals who workout and eat right. They are in the minority. Talking to them about exercise and diet is like talking to a dog about Outer Mongolian politics. Loss of face is one of the only ways to initiate action. Sorry, I've never been on board with the "fat is ok and should be celebrated crowd. " Guess the new term is curvy, but that really means fat.

[Spanky28]

Again she showered me super well and helped me dress to have me on my way with a big smile on my face! Overall really great experience and super unique from anything else. I really need to go back sometime and try it with 2 girls for a longer session!

Sounds like you had a blast. How much was the damage?

[Mr Benn]

P.S. I am available as a consultant trainer.

That gig is not as much fun as you might imagine, Franciscass. Against my better judgement, I was once persuaded to take part in a massage shop training session. When a manager does the training himself, I believe that the shop pays. This courtesy wasn't extended to me, however, so I turned down their subsequent requests.