Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Whoreman]

Basic question I guess. Not sure what is meant by East Asian here? Are you referring to Japanese? It gets confusing sometimes.

It's not that confusing. If I'd meant Japanese I would have just said Japanese.

We used to say Oriental but that's apparently un-PC nowadays so East Asian has been widely adopted.

[SexIsLove]

I think Asslover meant open in the sense of open-minded but there are definitely Japanese places on soi 33 and soi Thaniya that deny entry to non-East Asians.

Basic question I guess. Not sure what is meant by East Asian here? Are you referring to Japanese? It gets confusing sometimes. In the US they refer to people from China, Japan, Korea etc as Asians. But in the UK it implies Indians, Pakistanis etc. Anyways excerpt from google as follows:

"Countries in East Asia include China, North Korea, South Korea, Mongolia and Taiwan. The Russian Federation is also part of East Asia through Outer Manchuria and Siberia.

East Asia is a term that is used to describe geographical and cultural traits. For example, Northeast Asia generally refers to Japan or China. Japan, North Korea, South Korea, Vietnam and Taiwan encompasses the cultural aspect of East Asia.

There is debate over whether or not certain nations should be part of East Asia. For instance, Vietnam is part of Southeast Asia, but it shares cultural similarities to East Asia. Siberia is located in North Asia, but the Russian Federation shares ties with nations to the east. Taiwan, South Korea, Japan and China are considered part of East Asia in the world of business and economics. The diplomatic and economic references to East Asia often conflicts with historical accounts".

[Whoreman]

I already have some years of massage shops, I am caucasian, never, ever I wasn't allowed in any place that was open, do they really exist, massage shops that don't allow caucasian customers? Assuming they have a normal appearance. I have heard of surcharges in Body massage parlours, but restrictions to enter no.

I think Asslover meant open in the sense of open-minded but there are definitely Japanese places on soi 33 and soi Thaniya that deny entry to non-East Asians.

[Montecristo]

I thought it was a Japanese oriented shop, so I never went it. Are they open to men of other nationalities like Whites, Arabic, Indian etc?

I already have some years of massage shops, I am caucasian, never, ever I wasn't allowed in any place that was open, do they really exist, massage shops that don't allow caucasian customers? Assuming they have a normal appearance. I have heard of surcharges in Body massage parlours, but restrictions to enter no.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

I thought it was a Japanese oriented shop, so I never went it. Are they open to men of other nationalities like Whites, Arabic, Indian etc?

I am White and had no problem getting into 101 Premiere Massage. The first time I went last month, as I was walking in the door, a bunch of girls were beating on a East Asian guy, with one girl punching him in the head with closed fist. Fearing that they would really hurt him, I stepped in to restrain the girl who was doing the heavy punching. One of the girls beating on him said that he had slapped the girl that was punching him. The bouncer came in from outside and threw a couple of punches too before stopping and deciding to stop the assault on the guy, pushing him out the door, with cut marks and bruises on his face. He also dropped his glasses, which the slapped girl stomped on and broke, holding them up and smiling to the rest of the girls. When I entered the shop, I asked the mamasan what had happened and she said that he tried not to pay for something and showed me a bill he had torn, but I couldn't understand what he didn't pay for or or why he tore the bill. Lesson: don't fuck with Thai women. They will do a number on you if you do. Whatever the guy tried to save by not paying was more than offset by the beating he got and the glasses he lost.

After all this excitement, I looked at the photo album, which has a page for each girl with her picture, age, measurements, and what her services are (BBBJ, kisses, 2 shots, etc.), which is very helpful, as well as stickers showing whether she is busy, on holiday, or available. All the ones I liked in the photo album were busy, so I asked for a lineup. No one appealed to me so I said thank you and I would come back another time to see if the busy ones were available.

I went back two days later and saw that photos of three of the girls that I had liked before did not have a busy sticker on them, so I asked for a lineup. About 8-9 girls came out, but I didn't see any of the girls in the photos, so I asked where x was, and a girl who looked nothing like the photo raised her hand. I did the same for the other two girls, with the same result. I said thank you and left, commenting to the mamasan that the photos were much better than the reality. If you go, don't bother looking at the photos; just ask for a lineup. If you like someone, then ask her name and check out her page to see if you like the range of her services.

[EihTooms]

Analisa. Avoid this place like plague!

Almost non contact sex.

Girls with attitude.

Spends over half the time in lame massage.

Demand extra money for BJ etc.

I suppose the extremely negative reviews of late have been for the Analisa Massage on Sukhumvit Soi 6, on that little passway between Kasalong Bar just off Soi 8 and the Soi 6 route to Soi 4. But I have seen another Analisa Massage sign show up on what is actually Rathadaphisek Road (called Asok on the other side of Sukhumvit Road) around the corner from Sukhumvit Road across from Terminal 21 mall. They cite that one on their website as their main branch and give a better description of the location than I did here and show a map of it. Maybe this is old news for the massage shop buffs here.

However, the main reason I mentioned it and the map on the Analisa website is that Som's Haven BJ Bar is no longer in its original nearby Soi 14 location. It is now also around the corner from Sukhumvit Road on Ratchadaphisek Road on that same small sub soi occupied by that branch of Analisa Massage. And I did not see Som's old sign touting her place as Som's Haven. Instead, there is a sign overhead on the building itself touting Duanaporn Massage. Not sure if that is the new name for Som's Haven or not.

Weird really. I stopped by to check out the new location, saw Som sitting outside with her girls, she stood up and gave me a hug and I asked if Duanaporn Massage was the new name for Som's Haven and she just smiled, didn't give me an answer. I did not partake or take a girl at the time but wanted to mention the new location here. Maybe it is old news on this thread and I missed it, but nothing came up on a thread Search for "Som's Haven".

[Dan7373]

I thought it was a Japanese oriented shop, so I never went it. Are they open to men of other nationalities like Whites, Arabic, Indian etc?

I haven't been at 101 Premier Massage, but you can look at their website in English at the link below. Which means that they probably welcome everybody.

http://www.101premiermassage.com/en/masseuses/

[AssLover945]

Picked Took Ta (gecko).

Small 28 reasonably good looking. Paid around 2,000 for massage, BJ, FS 1 HR. They even spell it out in the menu.

Room has a shower like all other oilies but has a massage table instead of a bed. That was the first turn off. Time for the BJ and she asks if I want a condom. So of course I say no, and she asks how much more will I give her for BBBJ- I said no more money. She said then no BBBJ- so I gave in to her demand for an extra 500 baht. So then she lathers my dick up with gel and gives me 90% HJ and barely 10% BJ. Now I'm getting frustrated and kind of turned off. So I take back control and get her kneeling on the floor and me sitting on edge of msg table. She keeps doing the 3 second BJ 20 second HJ routine. Finally gets me up. But no kissing, don't touch my pussy, and I'm thinking what a fucking mistake this was. Then she does the hard to get inside routine and I give up. She finishes me with a sloppy HJ. Avoid.

Almost non contact sex.

Girls with attitude.

Spends over half the time in lame massage.

Demand extra money for BJ etc.

[AssLover945]

I recently went to 101 premier massage in Bangkok. I initially had booked Cherry's but didn't like the line up and went for 101 premier. It is a clean place and no girls outside hounding you to get in. Once I am inside I was given a catalogue to choose from. Alternately you can pick from the line up. I chose MIX as the masseuse. One of the most kind and giving girls I met in Bangkok. It was 1. 5 hours I booked for 2 shots damages 2300 thb.

She first started with chit chat, post which she asked me to undress. Then she got into the shower with me. Oh my god her boobs were extremely beautiful and she had a smile to die for. We then went to the bed and she gave a great B2B oil massage. I was too horny by the end of it and had a very good time with her. She doesn't do DFK but BBBJ, and the sex was very satisfying.

I went back again for second round after 2 days and she did a much better job as she had a repeat customer!

Tips 500 the. Should have given her more.

I thought it was a Japanese oriented shop, so I never went it. Are they open to men of other nationalities like Whites, Arabic, Indian etc?

[Syzygies]

http://www.edquestions.com/premature...e-ejaculation/

I'd say that the Stop-and-Go method isn't just about the physical technique. Because it's inconsistent with being a nice guy. You actually need to change your mindset and be able to see yourself as a selfish bastard. Or else, you will run into a mental barrier, and you won't be able to do it this way with your lady.

Perhaps we could have a special thread for sex problems, since I hate reading about guys and their problems to get multiple pops when I maybe having difficulty to get the first one sometimes. LOL.

A girl once recommended Rhino herbal gel to make my dick stronger. In fact it had an anethestising effect and made my dick wilt very fast indeed. Still it might help you guys that need to lose feeling. Try also cough medicine. That caused my dick to lose a lot of feeling also. When all else fails have a few drinks first and a wank as well. Then you should cum slower with the girl.

I have a pause technique to allow my dick recover sensitivity lost by extended fucking. So don't stop too long or your dick will get more sensitive than before.

[SexIsLove]

For a genuine massage at the higher end Dahra Beauty and Spa is consistently rated one of the best ones in BKK. They are like top 5 on trip advisor. They have 2 locations, 1 near ASOK and another in Silom. I have been to both and they are consistently 9 / 10. The price for a traditional 90 minutes massage is around 700 with tip and the oil massages start at around 1200 and can go up from there to 2000. It is strictly massage although they do sometimes massage very close to the balls and dick. I always think this is about to get interesting but then look at the lady who is always 40 + so even if they did offer extras it would not be worth it for a price / value aspect. For the record I have never been offered extras at this place. The facilities are like a 4 star or even 5 star hotel and very professional. Both facilities have like 15 rooms, maybe even 20 but do get booked out solid in the busier seasons from say November to March so it is best to call ahead in the morning for a afternoon booking or book online..

I never knew what an Onsen was till a chick (Spanish+Thai mix) who I hung out with multiple days in BKK took me there. The name of the place was Yunomori Onsen on Soi 26. Mainly Japanese clients but I saw some farang and also a young backpacker couple. At this place you can choose not to do the bath and head straight for the massage but it is cheaper to get the package that includes the bath and the massage. High quality friendly no nonsense massage.

[Bubba Boy]

For a genuine massage at the higher end Dahra Beauty and Spa is consistently rated one of the best ones in BKK. They are like top 5 on trip advisor. They have 2 locations, 1 near ASOK and another in Silom. I have been to both and they are consistently 9 / 10. The price for a traditional 90 minutes massage is around 700 with tip and the oil massages start at around 1200 and can go up from there to 2000. It is strictly massage although they do sometimes massage very close to the balls and dick. I always think this is about to get interesting but then look at the lady who is always 40 + so even if they did offer extras it would not be worth it for a price / value aspect. For the record I have never been offered extras at this place. The facilities are like a 4 star or even 5 star hotel and very professional. Both facilities have like 15 rooms, maybe even 20 but do get booked out solid in the busier seasons from say November to March so it is best to call ahead in the morning for a afternoon booking or book online.

I always get dragged into entertaining friends of friends that are in town and if she is a lady I take her to Dahra or perhaps another higher end place in the afternoon, I have tried basically every top 10 place rated on trip advisor but always come back to Dahra. I of course use the "I have to make an international call from the hotel excuse" at around 8 pm so I can go and hit a gogo. When in BKK I have zero interest in a western chic. Yes I know I am a bad person.

The Lek chain always tends to provide good massages all over BKK. They are known for their foot massages which are around 300 for the hour.

When in BKK I tend to go to one of the higher end places every second day. I probably hit Lek for a foot massage every day or at least most days.

[Whoreman]

Went there on Sat around 4 pm. Surprisingly had a good collection. Around 10-15 ladies; 4 would be 6. 5+ in my ratings. Took a 90-min FS massage. Chose Pink.

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Yes, she has a decent body and can also be booked at other of Honey Bee's sister shops like Bangkok Passion.

[LewisCarrol]

Went there on Sat around 4 pm. Surprisingly had a good collection. Around 10-15 ladies; 4 would be 6. 5+ in my ratings. Took a 90-min FS massage. Chose Pink.

Her pics on the website are a bit old. Looks much prettier in person. She is from Issan and 26 years old (vs 21 as shown on the website). Has a nice body, no tummy, no baby damage and natural nice assets. Also had much better massage hands than any other such establishment I have been to. Started with Shower and mouthwash together with a bit of play. Then 15 minutes of back massage with oil. 15 minutes of back massage with Nuru Gel. 5 minutes of front massage followed by BJ and FS (co-operative). Then continued with the front massage. Offered another shot through HJ at the end but I wasn't ready. So gave me a quick stronger back massage instead. Ended with shower again.

We shared line ID to meet outside. Can Speak basic English. Doesn't do BBBJ (I just asked, didn't request again. Maybe she does). That's the only reason I may not call her outside.

While coming out saw Bangkok passion massage and another establishment next to honeybee (first on left when you are going inside the soi). BPM had 6 ladies. Not high quality. Other one had 4 - not very high quality. But I think they keep moving around all the MPs. Think I have found my MP for next 3-4 visits at least. Liked some of the girls at Honeybee, would want to try them before moving on.

Damages - 2. 6 k THB (90 minutes FS).

Safe Mongering,

LC.

[Goatscrot]

Indeed. One of the biggest scams in the prostitution industry (worldwide, not only Thailand) is that "1 hour" typically means 1 shot only. For most guys, this means under 10 minutes of actual intercourse. I think an hour should mean an actual full hour (regardless of shots), and tend to only patronize massage places like Tulip or Snow White where this is the case.

Back in the days of 500-1000 baht sex, one shot was often fine, but at prices of 2000+ baht, a 10 minute one-and-done is simply an awful deal, especially given that the looks in the massage parlors are very far from stellar (in fact, well below average for the given age range). I'd much rather have 3 very nice dinners for my 2000 baht, with money to spare.

100% in agreement with you. When it's the equivalent of 12-25 USD, it's ok; when it's over 50 and in some cases over 100 USD, I'd rather have some nice dinners and go home for a wank. The service being provided for the most part is still the same as it was "back in the day. " Is it worth a bit more due to inflation? Sure, but 4 times or more? No way.