Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[ItIsMe83]

Would any of you be so kind to give a good indication of reasonable prices for different services available (Bangkok vs pattaya also)?

Believe it or not after 8 visits to Thailand I went into my first massage place today (crazy he.). In one the side road after Soi Cowboy. Now of course she could smell a newbie from far away when I had no clue if you took everything off or not: the But she quoted 2000 for a BJ with her taking everything off and I am not that stupid to know that's highly priced. I could get LT for that in Pattaya so I declined. But then I tried to find a decent list of what SHOULD be the average prices for different services and I couldn't find it. Of course the massage prices slightly differ but that's just by a 100 here and there so doesn't really matter. More interested what's the average price for HJ / BJ / FS in massage places and if Pattaya is then much cheaper (I'm guessing so).

Thanks in advance! (also from all the possible lurkers who also are newbies to this market haha).

[Papae Noel]

Right. Not planning on a soapy. Just try to scope things out here and there.

[ParkVille]

Hello Papae,

Sorry that I cannot help with any recommendations but I do share your desire. I would also be interested in a sensual soapy from a lady that is not young enough to be my daughter. I hope that you get some good replies. Cheers TT.

Avoid the "soapies" then. Around Sukhumvit has plenty of MILFs. Soi 22,24 and 24/1, all around there. I won't recommend a specific place because I think that's stupid, I have no idea what others like or how / why chemistry between 2 people work. Definitely go to a few and walk out until you get like a semi / hard-on from a specific girl. That is the best indication of whether to choose one or not.

[Tiki Tour]

Been over 20 years since my last soapy. Maybe will go back before I get too old 555.

B2 B massage does not have to be in a soapy. Most of the girls in the soapy places are now much younger than I really want. So, this is what I am looking for. An oil massage, that is B2 B, and with an older gal. Maybe 35 to 40 years old, but that is in good shape. I think a MILF type would be nice for an erotic oil massage done at my hotel on the bed (extra towels just for this event).

If a lady fitting my requirements are known to be found in a specific shop, I will definitely consider visiting. If the service is good enough, would have her in my rotation for future service, but at my hotel.

I have heard there are some shops on Soi 22, but pretty far down the Soi, that might have some older gals. Understand that few, if any actually advertise this service.

At the moment, I have a good friend that does prostate massage, but not full service. She has done a nice massage for me several times, and actually has done a B2 B oil massage for me. And even though we were "pussy to cock", she did not do full service. She texts me daily and she just recently did another B2 B with another customer, but did not fuck him. She gets offers from customers for topless. She always says 1000 baht, but nobody ever wants to pay.

She also refers some customers to her friend that does full service B2 B. I have seen a few fotos of her, and seeing these fotos and hearing about the stuff she does with customers, how much money she charges, etc has me motivated to hunt for this type of lady. My friend actually watched in the same room while other gal did a B2 B with a customer so as to learn how her friend actually did the B2 B, but she left the room after a few minutes. Really would be awkward to ask my friend for the contact of her full service friend.

Any ideas or places to try?

Hello Papae,

Sorry that I cannot help with any recommendations but I do share your desire. I would also be interested in a sensual soapy from a lady that is not young enough to be my daughter. I hope that you get some good replies. Cheers TT.

[Papae Noel]

Been over 20 years since my last soapy. Maybe will go back before I get too old 555.

B2 B massage does not have to be in a soapy. Most of the girls in the soapy places are now much younger than I really want. So, this is what I am looking for. An oil massage, that is B2 B, and with an older gal. Maybe 35 to 40 years old, but that is in good shape. I think a MILF type would be nice for an erotic oil massage done at my hotel on the bed (extra towels just for this event).

If a lady fitting my requirements are known to be found in a specific shop, I will definitely consider visiting. If the service is good enough, would have her in my rotation for future service, but at my hotel.

I have heard there are some shops on Soi 22, but pretty far down the Soi, that might have some older gals. Understand that few, if any actually advertise this service.

At the moment, I have a good friend that does prostate massage, but not full service. She has done a nice massage for me several times, and actually has done a B2 B oil massage for me. And even though we were "pussy to cock", she did not do full service. She texts me daily and she just recently did another B2 B with another customer, but did not fuck him. She gets offers from customers for topless. She always says 1000 baht, but nobody ever wants to pay.

She also refers some customers to her friend that does full service B2 B. I have seen a few fotos of her, and seeing these fotos and hearing about the stuff she does with customers, how much money she charges, etc has me motivated to hunt for this type of lady. My friend actually watched in the same room while other gal did a B2 B with a customer so as to learn how her friend actually did the B2 B, but she left the room after a few minutes. Really would be awkward to ask my friend for the contact of her full service friend.

Any ideas or places to try?

[ParkVille]

Why does everyone think this is?

I'm a 2 week 2/3 times a year visitor to Thailand so I am especially interested in the expat view.

I like a trip to SW, Mango or Tulip and am into the A+ PSE experience but I used to also like a trip to Nataree as I thought the girls in there were HOT and most delivered a 7/10 (ish) service. I was sad to see that place go. I wonder has the economy picked up and they have "normal" jobs or are the lookers working of line, smooci, TF nowadays?

Those places aren't doing good business, they have all been in serious decline for awhile. They are being shutdown by the police now because they can't bring in enough money to pay off the cops. Heck, one of them even was traffacking [CodeWord902] girls from outside of Thailand. Although THEY were doing good business, Thailand is (doing a good job) on cracking down on [CodeWord908]. There are literally guys who go to villages where people living in Thailand don't have ID cards (stateless Thais) and just rounding people up and taking ownership of them. These people are literally forced to work in factories, brothels and some die in concentration camps while being held hoping that their family will pay out ransom.

The police are shutting those soapies down. What used to be Ceasars is now going to be office real-estate. Why are they being shutdown? The.

[Mjen1970]

Very few places are doing huge business these days, girl numbers have declined. Closures could be helping the remaining businesses. Lineup could be reasonable at Emmanuelle, Poseidon, Colonze, La Defense, The Office.

Why does everyone think this is?

I'm a 2 week 2/3 times a year visitor to Thailand so I am especially interested in the expat view.

I like a trip to SW, Mango or Tulip and am into the A+ PSE experience but I used to also like a trip to Nataree as I thought the girls in there were HOT and most delivered a 7/10 (ish) service. I was sad to see that place go. I wonder has the economy picked up and they have "normal" jobs or are the lookers working of line, smooci, TF nowadays?

[Gannaton48]

Very few places are doing huge business these days, girl numbers have declined. Closures could be helping the remaining businesses. Lineup could be reasonable at Emmanuelle, Poseidon, Colonze, La Defense, The Office.

I have been to The Lord last year, although not taking any girl. SUch a huge building! I always wonder, what happens with such buildings once the place has been shut down by the authorities?

[Canyon]

A couple of days ago, I looked around in the late morning at Soi 24/24/1 and 26, but didn't find anyone to my liking. I know mornings have fewer selections, but I was ready for action. I decided to try one more place, so I walked to Soi 22 (which is quite a walk from Soi 24) to try Honey Bee, where I have never been before. I looked over the group there and no one appealed to me. I was just getting ready to leave when another girl walked in. The mamasan pointed to her and said, "you should take her. " I looked at her, and sure enough, she looked good-nice figure, nice smile and young-looking. I decided to take a chance and we took a taxi back to my hotel. In the room, she was somewhat diffident. She barely opened her mouth to kiss, and she seemed a little cool. I was concerned that I had made a bad decision. Despite her coolness, I was very polite and treated her well. In the shower, things took a turn for the better. She suddenly became very affectionate, washing me very slowly and sensuously. She even started giving me deep French kisses.

Things got even better in the bedroom. Great BBBJ, wonderful massage and many extras. As I laid on my back, she put my legs around her waist, then rubbed my private parts with this special gel. It was very erotic. I cried out with pleasure and she almost made me come. Without going into any more specifics, let me just say that foreplay was out of this world and included a very sexy massage. We made love in five or six positions, before I had an orgasm. I recommend Kitty very highly-cute, young, nice body and a great performer.

[Syzygies]

I've heard that some of the soapies like The Lord have been shut down. Are some of the others like Poseidon, Emmanuelle's still open, and if they are, which one is recommended for a large number of options?

Very few places are doing huge business these days, girl numbers have declined. Closures could be helping the remaining businesses. Lineup could be reasonable at Emmanuelle, Poseidon, Colonze, La Defense, The Office.

[Ajlon]

I've heard that some of the soapies like The Lord have been shut down. Are some of the others like Poseidon, Emmanuelle's still open, and if they are, which one is recommended for a large number of options?

[Syzygies]

Yes, but Syzygies is a know it all and has to comment.

Is it irritating if I know a lot about pronouncing things in Thai, and some others don't?

I try to be helpful based on long years of experience, so that when a guy asks for a girl by name, the pronunciation will be close and they will know which girl it is. You can always add me to your ignore list.

In early days I had bad experiences where taxi drivers took me to wrong place because I did not pronounce it in the Thai way. I learned that Thai way to say things is important. Vowel sounds are critical in Thai, where in English they don't matter. I can't understand Thais speaking English with bad pronunciation as well.

Sometimes Thais spell Thai names in English in farcical way that give little clue about pronunciation.

The English version names on some Thai ID Cards make no sense at all. The provincial official fucked it up.

Try asking to be taken to Colonze in English style. LOL.

[MassageFun]

If you see this name APPLE you would pronounce it in English. But in Thai pronunciation it is EP-BPEN. Give credit to Syzygies he is only trying to help. I wish when he reads this he would show us how to pronounce his name because I do not have a clue.

RL.

This is very true. I do apologise, if I came across as rude Syzygies.

[Robert Long]

Its her name as written on the girls gallery though

If you see this name APPLE you would pronounce it in English. But in Thai pronunciation it is EP-BPEN. Give credit to Syzygies he is only trying to help. I wish when he reads this he would show us how to pronounce his name because I do not have a clue.

RL.

[MassageFun]

Its her name as written on the girls gallery though

Yes, but Syzygies is a know it all and has to comment.