Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Shekhar647]

Tulip, Cherry, some girls at Boss (listed on their info card). Mango as well, though they have an A+ surcharge, which is why I don't visit them anymore.

Bro,

Which one would you recommend. Which has the better line up? Tulip line up was not great.

[Goatscrot]

I think Mango is not really a Porn shop any more since charging extra for anal, so presumably most girls don't do it at all. Nestle and bus. partner sold the shop some time back I believe. Probably very old news to most of you. I don't known the new owner at all. Ex massage girl most likely.

Could not agree more. Mango is not really a PSE place. In fact I would say Tulip is the only 100% PSE place left. Snow is almost a pure PSE place as is Cherry, but Mango has slipped. Sure makes you nostalgic for the days when all three shops were full on. Tulip has not had a new gal in a couple of years. I think when they are all too old to work; that'll be it for PSE oily shops.

Had a sesh at Mango with Lin. Ripping great body even though she has a kid. Nice enough gal with ok BBBJ and HJ skills, but no rimming and not amazingly enthusiastic with a pecker in her. Just not up to the intensity level I expect from a PSE shop. Seems so many of the oilies performance wise are on now par with Soi 6 in Pattaya; with the noted exception that in some you get two or more shots. And of course they cost 50% more. I must say that you find more baby free gals on Soi 6 than you do on 24/1.

[Goatscrot]

If you monger or play around regularly and your GF is inquisitive and sharp, it's impossible to hide things completely, no matter how many steps you take. This is doubly true in the age of smartphones and laptops -- there are simply too many anyone could track you if they're willing to put in the effort. For example, if you go to the bathroom and leave your smartphone unlocked once, it takes 10 seconds for her to add her fingerprint to it, and you won't be any wiser when she messes with it later, which could include installing GPS tracking or recording apps, or simply passively reading your messages for clues (of which there are always plenty). You might get away with things for some time, but eventually you'll slip up.

I'd even go on to say that if she is sufficiently jealous, suspicious and prying, she'll nab you for something or other even if you haven't actually done anything wrong, especially if she ever gets access to your phone or laptop.

There's a certain number of girls who are forgiving and simply try to restrict their curiosity and not pry into things which could blow up in their face. With those, all you need is to avoid being too blatant with your indiscretions. Sadly, such girls are not all that common, but if you're inclined to play around, they are the only viable options for a long-term relationship.

If she is dong those kind of things, then you need to leave her.

[Syzygies]

If you monger or play around regularly and your GF is inquisitive and sharp, it's impossible to hide things completely, no matter how many steps you take. This is doubly true in the age of smartphones and laptops -- there are simply too many anyone could track you if they're willing to put in the effort. For example, if you go to the bathroom and leave your smartphone unlocked once, it takes 10 seconds for her to add her fingerprint to it, and you won't be any wiser when she messes with it later, which could include installing GPS tracking or recording apps, or simply passively reading your messages for clues (of which there are always plenty). You might get away with things for some time, but eventually you'll slip up.

I'd even go on to say that if she is sufficiently jealous, suspicious and prying, she'll nab you for something or other even if you haven't actually done anything wrong, especially if she ever gets access to your phone or laptop.

There's a certain number of girls who are forgiving and simply try to restrict their curiosity and not pry into things which could blow up in their face. With those, all you need is to avoid being too blatant with your indiscretions. Sadly, such girls are not all that common, but if you're inclined to play around, they are the only viable options for a long-term relationship.

You have summed it up very well, as I learned well from ex GF being like a detective. My phone is fairly locked up. Unfortunately a buddy likes to send me dirty pics of girls, so I have to keep erasing them, and reminding him no dirty pics thankyou.

Fortunately I have a GF now that is OK with the idea I might play up now and then. She just wasn't aware of the full extent of it, although I am cutting down a lot. Since I don't need a pornstar, I am pretty happy with the GF and she is coming across more these days that she drinks beer etc. , which helps put her in a horny frame of mind. Unfortunately drinking beer also comes with weight gain for her, so she is now up to 50 kilos and not very skinny any more (once was 39 kilos). So I need to get control of her weight gain soon, lest she should become a fatty eventually. Still pretty hot looking for now, but danger of flab coming is there.

I also don't have the biological instinct to impregnate every woman, so I don't have the need to keep fucking / trying new girls, and prefer my regulars. I begin to feel that fucking ordinary looking girls is a waste of money. So unless a girl is pretty hot, I can hardly be bothered except when desperate. I stay home a lot more these days. Almost gave up visits to the sports pub as well. Make my own food at home with natural farm produce, no chemicals, and can lose weight quite rapidly due to lack of drinking alcohol and eating shit food. So I don't even want to waste time and money in a restaurant unless the food is real quality.

[Crocodilexp]

Always tough to be totally non suspicious with very inquisitive girls.

If you monger or play around regularly and your GF is inquisitive and sharp, it's impossible to hide things completely, no matter how many steps you take. This is doubly true in the age of smartphones and laptops -- there are simply too many anyone could track you if they're willing to put in the effort. For example, if you go to the bathroom and leave your smartphone unlocked once, it takes 10 seconds for her to add her fingerprint to it, and you won't be any wiser when she messes with it later, which could include installing GPS tracking or recording apps, or simply passively reading your messages for clues (of which there are always plenty). You might get away with things for some time, but eventually you'll slip up.

I'd even go on to say that if she is sufficiently jealous, suspicious and prying, she'll nab you for something or other even if you haven't actually done anything wrong, especially if she ever gets access to your phone or laptop.

There's a certain number of girls who are forgiving and simply try to restrict their curiosity and not pry into things which could blow up in their face. With those, all you need is to avoid being too blatant with your indiscretions. Sadly, such girls are not all that common, but if you're inclined to play around, they are the only viable options for a long-term relationship.

[Kurre]

I really don't understand staying in a relationship where you have to sneak around, especially in Thailand. Haven't done that in decades and never in Thailand.

I spend only a part of my year in Thailand. Work keeps me mostly in Europe.

I would never have a GF who snooped, was jealous, or was up in my sh*t. In turn, I don't ask them a thing. When she goes out, she goes out. What she does is her business as long as there is no effect on the relationship. She has the same attitude towards me. She has never queried me and I have never queried her. Maybe that is why we have stayed together with almost no conflict for 11 years.

That sounds like an ideal situation. I must admit my soft heart led me to this relationship. On the other hand, it has been a win-win deal for both of us, so far. Finding a gem of a lady that is open-minded and at same time ticks all other (or most) boxes on your personal agenda requires self and life management skills that I haven't mastered yet.

Writing in your passport is a big no-no. You could find yourself in trouble.

I agree. If an immigration officer thinks the passport has been defaced he or she can pronounce the passport invalid for an entry. In my case, I have noticed that sometimes immigration uses handwritten markings with a stamp and sometimes not. Sometimes stamps themselves are partly smudged. I simply added notes similar to original markings and I doubt that during a typical immigration check the markings rise any suspicions. I would not encourage anyone to do as I did, though.

[Goatscrot]

I have made it my habit to take a quick cooling shower (no soap, sometimes shampoo) whenever we return from a walk, so showering in the middle of the day probably would not raise suspicions. Soapies would be another issue: I once (I think back in 2013] went to a dinner date straight from Annie's with a FL I had met at an barbershop. She asked why I was smelling so strange.

Some stamps in my passport I have "modified" with imaginary markings (flight numbers, dates). For example from my Philippines entry end exit stamps the actual country entered can not be deciphered. My only worry is if an immigration officer somewhere takes interest in these probably illegal markings. But so far I've had zero problems.

I really don't understand staying in a relationship where you have to sneak around, especially in Thailand. Haven't done that in decades and never in Thailand. I would never have a GF who snooped, was jealous, or was up in my sh*t. In turn, I don't ask them a thing. When she goes out, she goes out. What she does is her business as long as there is no effect on the relationship. She has the same attitude towards me. She has never queried me and I have never queried her. Maybe that is why we have stayed together with almost no conflict for 11 years. I would never promise fidelity to a women, and would not expect it from a woman. That is setting yourself up for trouble and failure. Then again, I would never "date" another gal. I have a GF; why do I want to romance and spend time "getting to know" another one? I just want 60 to 90 min.

Writing in your passport is a big no-no. You could find yourself in trouble.

[Kurre]

Even to change is dangerous, unless is your normal behaviour. Better not to touch the girl till your clothes are off and not after put them back on. Very thorough shower needed after the sex.

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Always tough to be totally non suspicious with very inquisitive girls. They may even have a sixth sense that something is going on. My ex GF always wanted to check my passport stamps too. Clearly we were not destined to be a couple.

I have made it my habit to take a quick cooling shower (no soap, sometimes shampoo) whenever we return from a walk, so showering in the middle of the day probably would not raise suspicions. Soapies would be another issue: I once (I think back in 2013] went to a dinner date straight from Annie's with a FL I had met at an barbershop. She asked why I was smelling so strange.

Some stamps in my passport I have "modified" with imaginary markings (flight numbers, dates). For example from my Philippines entry end exit stamps the actual country entered can not be deciphered. My only worry is if an immigration officer somewhere takes interest in these probably illegal markings. So far I've had zero problems.

But sooner or later I reckon I’ll get sloppy, make a mistake and get burned.

[Wolvenvacht]

Early June I was visiting Bangkok with my Thai girlfriend. She is not the jealous type and she knows I make use of "professional services" when we are not together. Two years ago we visited several agogo clubs of Soi Cowboy together and she had great fun trying to guess which dancers I might have chosen if I was alone there. Last year she visited me in Europe and we went to an on-premise swingers club. She was very interested but still a little too shy to have sex in public there. So to up the ante, I suggested a "couples massage with happy ending" at Honeybee Massage in Bangkok: http://honeybeemassagebangkok.com/services/.

A short walk from Asoke skytrain station later we were at Honeybee. I chose the 60 minutes couples massage with happy ending for 3000 baht and two ladies were assigned to us. I forgot to ask their names. One was a bit older but very slim with A-sized tits and prominent nipples. The second lady was youngee but more rounded with good C+ sized tits.

In the room we all undressed and we got a good scrubbing in the jacuzzi bath tub. Then followed a 30 minutes oil massage. Actually a quite good massage. As we were all naked, some touching happened quite naturally and by the time of the "please, turn over" I was already quite hard and from the erect nipples of my girlfriend I could see she was aroused as well. My girlfriend got a nice body-to-body (with those C+ tits of her massage lady this was easy). My lady dumped half a bottle of oil on my dick and started a hand job. She did this very well and the next 15 minutes she built up the tension until I had a strong orgasm with lots of sperm shooting out (making quite a mess on the bed). The girlfriend also got treated well: although I only paid for "happy ending" for the both of us, I. E. Manual release, her pussy got licked and even some toys were used to make her come. She got the "full service" option it seems. She really enjoyed her massage and later thanked me for this "new experience". I leave it to your imagination how she thanked me. .

[Syzygies]

Sound advice. I have sneaked out to Dr BJ's couple of times, but I made sure I had plenty of time to return to the apartment, take a shower and have a change of clothes before missus returned.

Even to change is dangerous, unless is your normal behaviour. Better not to touch the girl till your clothes are off and not after put them back on. Very thorough shower needed after the sex.

I used to go out of my way to get hot and stinky on the return from an MP so as to make it look like I had not just had a shower. Mess up the hair too.

Thorough clean of the mouth can be important too. Don't want to have a pussy flavoured mouth. Can buy tooth paste and toothbrush in 7 then throw them away. Then suck on lollies to disguise anything remaining or eat food first. Make sure no evidence of anything in pockets. Throw away spare condoms, 7 eleven receipts, etc.

Still my ex GF was like a bloodhound. Was very hard to fool her all the time. I used to use special good quality lube from OS. Hard to have two supplies of one for GF, and one for others and try to keep that hidden. Problem if the lube seems to get low quicker than it should, or disappears when wasn't finished. So multiple big tubes the same and hope she doesn't find all of them.

Always tough to be totally non suspicious with very inquisitive girls. They may even have a sixth sense that something is going on. My ex GF always wanted to check my passport stamps too. Clearly we were not destined to be a couple.

[Kurre]

It is relatively easy to get spotted in bar areas, so in your situation, I recommend MPs, preferrably in weird locations, and just check for passers by when entering or leaving. I used to use Soapies not in the main area years ago. You definitely don't want to be seen walking around with a bargirl or even in a bar area. Wear a disguise. LOL Just kidding.

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If you have a very limited time slot, away from the Mrs. , I suggest a BJ bar, e. G. Kasolong, and you can upgrade to get a fuck in there. Your big problem though is to not smell strange when you get back. Faint odours are detectable by Thai girls whether it is from female perfume, soap, long hairs stuck to your underwear, or whatever.

Sound advice. I have sneaked out to Dr BJ's couple of times, but I made sure I had plenty of time to return to the apartment, take a shower and have a change of clothes before missus returned.

For my next getaway I think I'm going to spend most of my time in AC and just make a short 24-hour stop in Bkk.

[Syzygies]

Thanks for the tip! I sure should find new hunting grounds as some of the old ones have gotten slightly dangerous.

My wife usually doesn't let me out of her sights in Bangkok so I have had to fake business trips to make visits to MPs and clubs in Bangkok. In addition, two ladies from our "home" village in Isaan are working in prominent Soi Nana bars. These ladies attended our wedding so my face is known to them. Also, by bad luck or lack of design on my part, couple of years ago we had a dinner with a farang friend of mine in Bangkok and he brought along a date. Well, my wife and this lady got along a bit too well and became friendly. Last January we had dinner with her even though my friend had ditched her. This lady friend, my wife now tells me, works as a freelancer in night clubs. Last March, when I snuck away to Bangkok, I spent most of my visit to Mixx Club looking over my shoulder.

Despite all this, I have managed to fly under the radar and probably will in the future, too. Recent studies in my home country suggest, that at my age (around 50's) there are clear health benefits to being married. Besides, what is the worst that can happen? I hear that testicle soup for breakfast is good for you, even if the ingredients come homegrown.

It is relatively easy to get spotted in bar areas, so in your situation, I recommend MPs, preferrably in weird locations, and just check for passers by when entering or leaving. I used to use Soapies not in the main area years ago. You definitely don't want to be seen walking around with a bargirl or even in a bar area. Wear a disguise. LOL Just kidding.

Many years ago, I was seen with the wrong girl by someone my GF knew. So I am aware of possibilities. I currently regularly meet with one girl who can't afford to be seen in public with me either. So this limits our activities, to behind closed doors. Would have to be careful even taking her out to dinner or for a drink. On other hand an ex GF spotted me with someone from a distance at a time I was not even in the country (so she made a mistake - her long range eyesight was not perfect), so I got into trouble for the wrong incident.

If you have a very limited time slot, away from the Mrs. , I suggest a BJ bar, e. G. Kasolong, and you can upgrade to get a fuck in there. Your big problem though is to not smell strange when you get back. Faint odours are detectable by Thai girls whether it is from female perfume, soap, long hairs stuck to your underwear, or whatever.

[PerezPerez]

Its been a long time since I have posted here. Hope all fellow members and seniors are doing well. This time my stay will be for 5 days and some days are alreday planned with back-ups. Few new things I would like to try are:

1. Idea is to get a BJ or FS while someone / others watching (probably at a bar loke SOL, Soms heaven etc or any other, I remember in one post Syzygies mentioned something like this) preferably other females.

2. Any tag team partner for MMF or MMFF.

3. Any combination of ladies for great 3 some.

4. Apart from Khun Rin at HANA, any other place or person for equally good or better ball massage / HJ.

I am not too picky for the ladies, however they should be decent in appearance not over 40 and friendly. I would be happy to share some drinks / beer (on me) if any member have time to meet. Thanks.

[Kurre]

You may find some girls better looking at Wood and Chrome bars nearby to Eden. I know of 2 or 3 that are quite doable for my taste, e. G. Ex Annies No. 14, a slim but very curvy girl with good tits and short hair, will be at one of those shops.

Thanks for the tip! I sure should find new hunting grounds as some of the old ones have gotten slightly dangerous.

My wife usually doesn't let me out of her sights in Bangkok so I have had to fake business trips to make visits to MPs and clubs in Bangkok. In addition, two ladies from our "home" village in Isaan are working in prominent Soi Nana bars. These ladies attended our wedding so my face is known to them. Also, by bad luck or lack of design on my part, couple of years ago we had a dinner with a farang friend of mine in Bangkok and he brought along a date. Well, my wife and this lady got along a bit too well and became friendly. Last January we had dinner with her even though my friend had ditched her. This lady friend, my wife now tells me, works as a freelancer in night clubs. Last March, when I snuck away to Bangkok, I spent most of my visit to Mixx Club looking over my shoulder.

Despite all this, I have managed to fly under the radar and probably will in the future, too. Recent studies in my home country suggest, that at my age (around 50's) there are clear health benefits to being married. Besides, what is the worst that can happen? I hear that testicle soup for breakfast is good for you, even if the ingredients come homegrown.

[Syzygies]

The ladies in Tulip and Eden can provide services that are PSE but the downside is that their looks are not that great.

Yes you need to be tolerant of bad acting and very ordinary looks at Eden. I want pretty fun loving girls so I go elsewhere. Still I don't really know as my last visit may have been more like 7 years ago.

P.S. You may find some girls better looking at Wood and Chrome bars nearby to Eden. I know of 2 or 3 that are quite doable for my taste, e. G. Ex Annies No. 14, a slim but very curvy girl with good tits and short hair, will be at one of those shops.