Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Turgid]

I have found that to be true as well. In my 18 years here I have found very few gals who have the passion and intensity of Western gals, both Latin and no-Latin.

My view is that Asian girls just don't enjoy sex as much as western girls. However, they do try to please you in either a working or non-working relationship which makes them great for p4p. Also, I believe the relationship between an elderly man and a young Asian woman is better for that reason.

[Goatscrot]

When you get to my age, finishing too soon ain't the problem. Post-50, finishing at all becomes the only issue.

Pushing mid-50's and can still pop twice in a good hour's PSE session. Is it like it was in my 20's and 30's? No, but the drop off is not that great. Really, it's all about taking care of yourself. Don't smoke, drink in moderation, hit the gym 4 or so days a week, cardio the same, eat healthy food. If that testosterone is flagging, get on TRT. I have friends in their late 60's and early 70's who still have no issues.

[Admin2]

When you get to my age, finishing too soon ain't the problem. Post-50, finishing at all becomes the only issue.

I haven't had control issues for a month of Sundays.

[JamesRider]

There is actually an easy way to get the hot chick ask for your dick, when she is doing the slidey thing on you. It's something that works for me every time.

Basically I reach for the lady's clit whenever I can and masturbate it with a well-lubricated hand. The lady quickly gets a hard clitoral erection. And after a while, she gets so aroused that she can't do her slidey thing well anymore. So, she assumes either a doggy or a missionary position and urges me to take her with my cock.

The reason why the lady might be taking a long time with her slidey thing on you is that she doesn't yet feel ready to take your cock with her pussy. She needs more foreplay for herself, because she isn't yet aroused enough to take your cock with her pussy..

When you get to my age, finishing too soon ain't the problem. Post-50, finishing at all becomes the only issue.

[Goatscrot]

A friend of mine here who has spent time in South America describes the difference like this, "Latinas fuck like they are trying to put out a fire, Asians fuck like they are scratching an itch. " I have found that to be generally true but there are aspects I'm loving, I dig this taking my shoes of thing and I am going to fucking miss being bathed in the shower. Even the good ones like Candy have good technique but not good, I don't even know how to say it, sensuality maybe. I can't give them a bad review, they do a good job but they are somewhat cool about.

I have found that to be true as well. In my 18 years here I have found very few gals who have the passion and intensity of Western gals, both Latin and no-Latin.

[Dan7373]

... I was more focused on fucking this extremely (again to me) hot chick that I don't recall. I know that she spent a lot of time doing the slippy slidey thing which may have been her way of avoiding actual sex but I was 100% digging it so I didn't care....

There is actually an easy way to get the hot chick ask for your dick, when she is doing the slidey thing on you. It's something that works for me every time.

Basically I reach for the lady's clit whenever I can and masturbate it with a well-lubricated hand. The lady quickly gets a hard clitoral erection. And after a while, she gets so aroused that she can't do her slidey thing well anymore. So, she assumes either a doggy or a missionary position and urges me to take her with my cock.

The reason why the lady might be taking a long time with her slidey thing on you is that she doesn't yet feel ready to take your cock with her pussy. She needs more foreplay for herself, because she isn't yet aroused enough to take your cock with her pussy.

And of course, you can be a gentleman with the lady and help her get ready. All you need to do is find her clit whenever you can and masturbate it either with your finger or hand, depending on the situation Even when the lady holds her legs close together, then you can still insert one finger between her legs, put it on her slit, and masturbate her clit.

Some ladies actually like it this way more, than when they are spreading themselves for the guy. I've had some ladies who orgasmed with me this way, while holding their legs close together and letting me do a well-lubricated hard-and-fast one finger on their slit to masturbate their clit.

The only possible drawback of getting the hot lady go down for your cock with you is that you probably won't last, unless you plan ahead and know what to do.

I've read some advice from porn stars about how they make their sex last so long. And one of them said that extending foreplay is definitely one way to make it last longer. Which sounds like doing an extended slidey thing in your situation. But by itself this isn't enough. She also said that you need to mix sex with foreplay and go back and forth between them, rather than just go to sex and stay with that. And she says that if you pay attention to porn scenes, then you will see that it isn't non-stop sexual intercourse. They usually switch back and forth between using their hands and mouths and pussies and cocks. That's how they last for a long time.

So, my suggestion for doing it with a massage lady is to bang her a little, then ask her to do the slidey thing on you again, then bang her some more, and so on, until you feel ready to pound the lady for your total orgasm with her.

[Anon Mous]

This is from December last. Went to La Belle soapy at around 7-7.30 on a weekend. The place was packed with more than 30 girls available. There were around 6-7 other guys, almost all of them japanese/korean. I can't tell the difference. I hadn't had proper lunch, so ordered some chicken dish and a juice, while I scanned the talent available. I narrowed down my choice to a couple of girls but as I was still eating, my chicken that is, LOL, I decided to wait. This was clearly an error in judgment as a trio of dudes marched out of nowhere and scooped up one of the girls I had in my sights. An important lesson learnt, if you like a girl, don't linger thinking that you can come to her later because there may not be a later. Closer to the bar, where high-end girls are seated, I could see a dusky, voluptuous beauty, wearing a tight red dress meant to accentuate her curves, who caught my attention. From my position, I could not make out her face clearly. So, went closer for a better look and, I don't say this lightly, this girl was very pretty and looked more like a Latina than a Thai. I was still appreciating her beauty when she got up and moved towards the reception area and out of sight. That was the last time I saw her. Maybe, she was pre-booked or something idk. Even now I wonder, sometimes, what it would have been like? Finally, I made my selection and this girl, I think, was 5 k category. Don't remember her name. I've come to realize that it's difficult for me to remember the names of girls, with the excitement of everything that's going on, unless I make a deliberate and concerted effort to remember them. Anyhow, the room was quite spacious, with a nice over-sized jacuzzi and a seating area with a sofa and centre table. So, no problems in so far as the ambience is concerned. Above the bed, there was a mirror in the ceiling but it was a little small to my liking and, if memory serves, did not provide the view of the entire bed. After the ceremonial cleaning of parts, she provided a nice B2B in the jacuzzi. While I was playing with her, she let out these soft moans, which led me to believe she was genuinely enjoying herself. But, then again, these WGs are really good at feigning so, who knows. LFK/DFK was not on the table and upon asking she refused saying - many many customer. By now, B2B had done it's trick and I was ready for some hard action. So, swiftly on to the bed where she puts on the rubber with her mouth. These WGs are so good at it. Did her in mish and doggy while enjoying the view in the mirror above. First time I experienced this, although would've liked it better had the mirror been bigger and placed closer. After a while, johnny started losing strength so asked her to provide BJ. After a quick change of rubber, she provided a decent CBJ for a couple of minutes. I prefer CBJ for safety reasons so don't know whether or not OWO is part of the standard service at this place. Soon, I was ready for the last lap and asked her to take over and do the legwork and she finished me in cowgirl. Overall, it was decent service, with no complaints from the girl, who took it like a champ for solid 30 minutes and change. She had a nice face, which is always a turn on and spoke the language, although just functional. On the flipside, lack of LFK/DFK and the fact that the girl had a flattish sort of figure with not much to grab. After the session, I remember her pointing out that I had used two sheaths. I don't know why she said this. I remember thinking to myself that these guys are going to charge me for the extra rubber. LOL. But, of course, there was none of that. The girls at this joint, IMO, are a class above the ones at other high-end soapies in Bkk with the exception of, maybe, The Lord Palace where I have found even the entry level girls to be quite gorgeous. However, I wouldn't mind going back to this place. Enjoy!

[Admin2]

In my experience I would say that most ladies at most places won't explicitly invite you to have a second shot with them. It's something you need to ask the lady for.

The only exception to this might be a very premature ejaculation. The lady might feel guilty about taking a lot of money from you, without doing much with you. So, she might offer you to have a second shot with her.

And if you are going to ask the lady for two or more shots with her, then it's best to ask her right at the start. Because the lady might assume that you are finished with her after your first shot, and you might be too embarrassed to tell her otherwise. I've been in this kind of situation before, and I didn't ask the lady for a second shot, even though I wanted to do it. It's easier to ask the lady at the start, than in the middle of it.

And it also depends on what kind of second shot you want with her. If you want to bang the lady for a second time, then she might ask you for an extra 1000B. Even at places like Annie's Massage, you get two shots. But only one of them is full service, the other is from oral sex. It's best to tell the lady exactly what kind of shots you want with her. Or else you might end up with a misunderstanding.

Both of the chicks at Snow White assumed I would be going for two in an hour and seemed to be surprised when I didn't. I generally bust around the 35-40 minute mark because if they aren't boring I like chatting a bit while I relax after, if they are boring I just catch my breath clean up and leave.

The poor thing at Asian Massage wanted to do a good job, she seemed (to me) to have the desire to please me but I think is not well suited to the business and really wants each session to be over.

I told the lady I've been talking about recently from Chrome that I would only be busting once (her english was really good so I felt confident she would understand) and she adjusted the session.

I don't really remember how the other chick (Oh) at chrome handled it. I was more focused on fucking this extremely (again to me) hot chick that I don't recall. I know that she spent a lot of time doing the slippy slidey thing which may have been her way of avoiding actual sex but I was 100% digging it so I didn't care.

My experience is limited, and for a couple of them I had the assistance of the members of this forum telling me "go here, fuck her" (being an Admin is fucking great) so I probably dodged some duds.

All of the Pattaya experiences were a bust for me.

This is not me contradicting you, you have obviously spent a lot more time here than I have, just sharing my experiences. Maybe the trick is to go in pretending to want only one LOL.

I also wonder if multiple shots is more for the 90 min sessions. Don't know, just wondering.

[Dan7373]

At these places I can say yes. I'm not a multiple shot kinda guy but at all three of these it was 100% on the menu. Snow White it was on with two different chicks, same with chrome.

I'm thinking mltipop is basic service in Thailand because the two places in Pattaya were explicit in saying it was, along with everyplace I've been to in BKK but I could be wrong. (BJ bars excluded).

In my experience I would say that most ladies at most places won't explicitly invite you to have a second shot with them. It's something you need to ask the lady for.

The only exception to this might be a very premature ejaculation. The lady might feel guilty about taking a lot of money from you, without doing much with you. So, she might offer you to have a second shot with her.

And if you are going to ask the lady for two or more shots with her, then it's best to ask her right at the start. Because the lady might assume that you are finished with her after your first shot, and you might be too embarrassed to tell her otherwise. I've been in this kind of situation before, and I didn't ask the lady for a second shot, even though I wanted to do it. It's easier to ask the lady at the start, than in the middle of it.

And it also depends on what kind of second shot you want with her. If you want to bang the lady for a second time, then she might ask you for an extra 1000B. Even at places like Annie's Massage, you get two shots. But only one of them is full service, the other is from oral sex. It's best to tell the lady exactly what kind of shots you want with her. Or else you might end up with a misunderstanding.

[Admin2]

My pet peeve in BKK. Seems impossible to get a sensual experience. No more than handful sensual experiences in all my frequent travels there.

I walked out of one at the Pink Massage over by Addiction, Addictive whatever. The chick gave me a shower like she was prepping me for surgery or something. Just scrubbed me, no sensuality at all. I asked her if everything was ok and she said yes and asked why. I said because you look angry, have I done something to offend you? She said no. Then we go to the bed and she had me lay down on my stomach and was just pushing down on my back like she was trying to bounce me on the bed. I finally just stood up and started getting dressed and used google translate to explain that she had done nothing erotic nor sensual since we came upstairs and I was leaving.

I asked for another girl at the desk, they said none were available, (there were none sitting around or out front) the lady asked me why, I used translate again to explain that the 10 minutes I had spent upstairs were devoid of any sensuality or eroticism at all and that I should get at least half my money back. She wouldn't and I wasn't going to make a big deal about it because that would be a waste of time for 30 bucks.

I knew I would write about it here sooner or later so hopefully they lose a couple sales from it.

A friend of mine here who has spent time in South America describes the difference like this, "Latinas fuck like they are trying to put out a fire, Asians fuck like they are scratching an itch. " I have found that to be generally true but there are aspects I'm loving, I dig this taking my shoes of thing and I am going to fucking miss being bathed in the shower. Even the good ones like Candy have good technique but not good, I don't even know how to say it, sensuality maybe. I can't give them a bad review, they do a good job but they are somewhat cool about.

[Ibaski]

Excruciatingly slow is a much, much better starting point imo. Then when or if I need her to go faster with me, she still has the energy to do it. And I might not ever need her to work harder or move faster.

My pet peeve in BKK. Seems impossible to get a sensual experience. No more than handful sensual experiences in all my frequent travels there.

[EihTooms]

As always, YMMV. Perhaps I found the one that "likes" me and hates all the rest of the falangs LOL. That happened to me in Argentina with an Aletta Ocean look a like. Chick had shitty reviews for years from everybody who saw her, I knew that going in but, well, Aletta Ocean look a like. From the first day she fucked me like I invented sex. For a year and a half twice a week everytime, GFE / PSE sex. The whole time she continued to get shitty reviews for being cold and mechanical. I asked her about it once and she said she hated them but I was her "amorcito" maybe it's the same with Wi (whee, whatever) hookers, go figure. I usually make jokes and laugh a lot at the beginning of a session with a new girl so maybe that's what does it.

My experience yesterday with her was nearly excruciatingly slow.

That is similar to my approach with a new girl too. And that usually contributes to producing the results I am hoping for. Except for massage shop girls. LOL. For me, what makes a massage shop experience unacceptably mechanical is the girl's speed. Typically, there is almost nothing I can say, demonstrate and repeat that will slow the girl down except for perhaps for the five seconds after I got the message across. Then it's right back to her going way too fast to feel like the girl is engaging with a human being instead of grappling with a stubborn water pump. Her mistake, oddly enough, is that she starts out working too hard.

Excruciatingly slow is a much, much better starting point imo. Then when or if I need her to go faster with me, she still has the energy to do it. And I might not ever need her to work harder or move faster.

[Admin2]

Since I can be an incredibly horny fucker, I was wondering are Premier 101, Addict massage, and Dream Heaven massage multiple shot shops?

At these places I can say yes. I'm not a multiple shot kinda guy but at all three of these it was 100% on the menu. Snow White it was on with two different chicks, same with chrome.

I'm thinking mltipop is basic service in Thailand because the two places in Pattaya were explicit in saying it was, along with everyplace I've been to in BKK but I could be wrong. (BJ bars excluded).

[Ajlon]

Since I can be an incredibly horny fucker, I was wondering are Premier 101, Addict massage, and Dream Heaven massage multiple shot shops?

[Admin2]

In my experience, a Thai P4P girl who understands and applies properly slow pacing like you described is INCREDIBLY rare and worth tons more of our time and money than what we commonly encounter. Seriously. I can count on the fingers of one hand the number of them out of hundreds I have tried in the past 5 years living here. Thanks for that review. I hope Wi (or Whee, as you spelled it) gets more business from your review. Hell, I might try my luck with her myself sometime just to see if she can break my years' long curse of worthless to disastrous massage shop experiences.

As always, YMMV. Perhaps I found the one that "likes" me and hates all the rest of the falangs LOL. That happened to me in Argentina with an Aletta Ocean look a like. Chick had shitty reviews for years from everybody who saw her, I knew that going in but, well, Aletta Ocean look a like. From the first day she fucked me like I invented sex. For a year and a half twice a week everytime, GFE / PSE sex. The whole time she continued to get shitty reviews for being cold and mechanical. I asked her about it once and she said she hated them but I was her "amorcito" maybe it's the same with Wi (whee, whatever) hookers, go figure. I usually make jokes and laugh a lot at the beginning of a session with a new girl so maybe that's what does it.

My experience yesterday with her was nearly excruciatingly slow.

They are making fun of Dan, who does not get the joke. Admin2 is in on it.

Not sure about what joke I'm in on.