Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[AlphaPunk2]

I never been to Lord but keep reading good stuff about it.

Can anyone tell me what time it opens and closes? I can only attend after midnight but is it worth going then?

Also the prices start from 4000 but the better girls (more model looking) are from 6000 up and the sessions all go for 2 hours?

Finally, in your opinion (your personal tastes) if you only had 12 hours and 10,000 baht, best spend it on 2 Lord girls (5 k each) or 4 girls at 4 different shops at soi 24 oily (2. 5 k ea)?

I am thinking the 4 girls in 12 hours at 4 different shops, diversify your investment / decrease your chances of getting a starfish?

The Lord opens at 12 pm and closes at midnight. Don't bother going at 12 pm, there's hardly anyone there at that time. Best to go at 3 pm.

I don't remember how long the session lasts, I think it's either 1.5 h or 2 h. Yes the prices are as what you mentioned but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. For all you know the 4000 baht girl could be the sexiest / prettiest one to you.

You mentioned you can only go after midnight? There are hardly any massage parlours that are open at that time. I do know a few places that stay open till 5 am but you need a car to get there. If you're going to be taking a taxi it'll be difficult to direct the driver if you don't speak Thai well.

Personally I pick quality over quantity. There are 10/10 girls that cost 5,500-7,000 baht for 1.5 h that I occasionally splurge on (but they are hard to find in the first place so luck also plays a part).

[Turgid]

I made numerous visits to Nataree in my trip to Bangkok in 2015, it was by far my favorite place in Bangkok, they were superior in quality as well as quantity. In all my visits I never saw any teenaged girls that they were reportedly closed for. I did see and session with young providers but they were in their early 20's. One of the chicks I sessioned was one of my all time best sessions in terms of looks and service such that I went to an ATM and returned to give her a bigger tip after the session. I remember her name even today, it was Sugar, a Thai born in Myanmar. I place a lot of emphasis on looks and will visit the Lord in my visit to Bangkok next year and will try Addicts as well.

[Whoreman]

and the quality of Addict girls are roughly on par with the quality of Nataree girls as well.

I don't think Addict is at all comparable to Nataree. The latter had young northern girls with no babies whereas the former has mostly milfs from Isaan.

[Member #4698]

Thanks for this great response. The Lord seems to be a good substitute for my 2015 favorite, Nataree. Will be there in 2018.

The Lord may be a good substitute for Nataree, but it is not a like substitute. The Lord is a very different kind of place compared to Nataree. So, if you are seeking something similar to the Nataree girl experience then I suggest you go to Addicts Massage (or some other oily parlor in the same area), take a nice-looking girl that you like out their lineup, select a room with a bathtub and a 90-minute massage. The number of Addict girls in their lineup will not be anywhere close to the number of girls on site in Nataree at any given hour, but the overall in-room session will be very similar and the quality of Addict girls are roughly on par with the quality of Nataree girls as well.

The Lord, on the other hand, is one or two steps up in class from Nataree even though there are far less girls to choose from and Lord girls for the most part are in their mid to late 20's. But the step up in class is due to having sex with better trained, better managed, more enthusiastic, carnally knowledgeable girls in a highly upgraded room albeit at a significantly higher price. I have had good times in all 3 bordellos. I like the youthful and relatively straight forward sex I have experienced in both Nataree and Addicts. But I also really like the almost Macau Sauna type service provided in the Lord. Where I go on any particular day depends on what I am in the mood for. That's what is so good about BKK.

[UShobbyist]

Finally, in your opinion (your personal tastes) if you only had 12 hours and 10,000 baht, best spend it on 2 Lord girls (5 k each) or 4 girls at 4 different shops at soi 24 oily (2. 5 k ea)?

I am thinking the 4 girls in 12 hours at 4 different shops, diversify your investment / decrease your chances of getting a starfish?

IMHO, you have only one choice. You can get 4 girls from 4 different massage parlors at soi 24 or soi 24 1/2 or Soi 26 (Snow White) for 10000 THB or less. You can not get 2 Lord girls for 5000 THB each.

[Turgid]

Its too different experiences and both can be special depending on how you look at.

To start, IMOP, there is no comparison between top Lord girls and top Pattaya bar girls at least in the looks department. Some of the more 'exclusive' lord girls have been in men's magazines like Maxim and FHM. They are pin-up models. They will also give you a much more 'pampered' level of service depending on how you approach them and the service you choose to go with. Whenever I've taken the exclusive girls, its been part of an extended party service with a few other guys and girls so you get the high end escort service that isn't offered if you just do a quick ST session.

Top agogo girls can also be extremely 'hot' but in a different way. While I don't find them to be as 'sophisticated' as Lord girls, that can sometimes be a good thing if I want to just party with a lady and for her to just let it all out there. Grabbing a top level agogo girl in Patts and taking her to the club and have her grind and DFK me on the dance floor is great too. She may not have perfect white skin and teeth like the Lord girl but she can be just as hot in many other ways.

The only thing that I would say can be a major difference is that there aren't that many truly top tier ladies in Patts agogos these days. I actually think you'll find hotter ladies FLing on the net and in the clubs. You'll also have to deal with the attitudes that some guys seemingly experience. With the soapies, its much more straight forward and there is a better pool of hotties to choose from and the service will typically be a bit more straightforward.

Thanks for this great response. The Lord seems to be a good substitute for my 2015 favorite, Nataree. Will be there in 2018.

[NicFrenchy]

I think it's normal for some ladies to start losing their interest in you, after you spend some time in the lobby looking at all the ladies.

Because it's not only you who is picking a lady. The ladies are also picking guys in their own way.

When you look at all the ladies, then you naturally look at some ladies longer than at others. Which gives them all a clue which ladies you are interested in. Then one of the ladies, that you are interested in, starts making a lot of eye-contact with you. While the other ladies either look away or show less interest in you. And that's what makes you pick your lady and go with her.

When you have too many choices, then it can be so hard to decide, that you might not decide at all. You might walk out of the door to think about it some more.

The ladies know this from their experience. And that's why they cooperate with each other to decrease your choice enough for you to pick one of them. They stop competing with each other for your attention, when they see that you are interested in one of them more than in others.

Said like a true professional. So true and every soapy customer should read and they will start to understand girls behavior in the fishbowl better.

I was picturing myself looking at the fishbowl for a second here like I was home.

[Grandaddy Perp]

If it was discussed before I missed it. How do the Lords girls compare to the top tier gogo girls in Pattaya? Which are hotter?

Its too different experiences and both can be special depending on how you look at.

To start, IMOP, there is no comparison between top Lord girls and top Pattaya bar girls at least in the looks department. Some of the more 'exclusive' lord girls have been in men's magazines like Maxim and FHM. They are pin-up models. They will also give you a much more 'pampered' level of service depending on how you approach them and the service you choose to go with. Whenever I've taken the exclusive girls, its been part of an extended party service with a few other guys and girls so you get the high end escort service that isn't offered if you just do a quick ST session.

Top agogo girls can also be extremely 'hot' but in a different way. While I don't find them to be as 'sophisticated' as Lord girls, that can sometimes be a good thing if I want to just party with a lady and for her to just let it all out there. Grabbing a top level agogo girl in Patts and taking her to the club and have her grind and DFK me on the dance floor is great too. She may not have perfect white skin and teeth like the Lord girl but she can be just as hot in many other ways.

The only thing that I would say can be a major difference is that there aren't that many truly top tier ladies in Patts agogos these days. I actually think you'll find hotter ladies FLing on the net and in the clubs. You'll also have to deal with the attitudes that some guys seemingly experience. With the soapies, its much more straight forward and there is a better pool of hotties to choose from and the service will typically be a bit more straightforward.

[Roaming Viking]

Thanks for the update o Emmy. I will be sure to try her when I visit later this month. In the past I have also tried Audi. She is really sweet and offers excellent service, no holes bared and CIM.

I'd appreciate any update on Kasalong and L*.

Cheers!

Been to Snow White last Monday around 4 pm and choose Emmy. Nice girl, white skin, no baby damage, good body.

1 HR - 1900 baht, very good service, DFK, BBBJ-DT, rimjob, great A+ service, finish with CIM.

Highly recommended.

[Goatscrot]

Looks like a nice rack. Hope she can accommodate me in near future.

She's far older than in the pics. Pics have to be from over 10 years ago; at least.

[Turgid]

If it was discussed before I missed it. How do the Lords girls compare to the top tier gogo girls in Pattaya? Which are hotter?

[Vrsabien]

I never been to Lord but keep reading good stuff about it.

Can anyone tell me what time it opens and closes? I can only attend after midnight but is it worth going then?

Also the prices start from 4000 but the better girls (more model looking) are from 6000 up and the sessions all go for 2 hours?

Finally, in your opinion (your personal tastes) if you only had 12 hours and 10,000 baht, best spend it on 2 Lord girls (5 k each) or 4 girls at 4 different shops at soi 24 oily (2. 5 k ea)?

I am thinking the 4 girls in 12 hours at 4 different shops, diversify your investment / decrease your chances of getting a starfish?

[Penguin69]

Nana is still there.

Looks like a nice rack. Hope she can accommodate me in near future.

[Vrsabien]

I think I have. The description sounds familiar but the name doesn't. Did she want a tip for butt fucking? Long brownish-blonde hair?

Nah that's not her, she has black longish black hair.

Never asked her for anal but pretty sure she would refuse cause she so petite, I know her pussy super tight so her arse be even more! Her bolt on are not massive but firm and round, great for her body.

She speaks very good english, nice make up (she is a cosmetics store girl), very sweet and only talks when she is comfortable with you.

She is there most days and till closing time.

Check her out if you there next but don't expect PSE.

[Goatscrot]

Anyone knows if Nana and Apple are still working at SW?

Nana is still there.