Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Dan7373]

So I was in BKK last year and I went to Dream Heaven Massage around September.

There was this adorable young lady named Ammy that was working at Dream Heaven Massage Soi 26. Apparently she's no longer there and I can't find her at all.

I had 2 sessions with her and she was one of the prettiest, down to earth girls I've ever met. The Ammy that's advertised on their site right now is not the same Ammy. The Ammy I know is 20 (21 now), about 5'2 black hair (I know, great description right?

I was just hoping that someone would remember her and know if she's still doing this or left this business. She was the very definition of a spinner and I had her number but no longer. I don't even have her picture on my phone anymore.

You might find it hard to believe, but many Thai ladies get involved in the P4P business partly because they want to find a western guy for a permanent relationship. And if the lady is as good-looking and as good with guys in bed, as this lady was with you, then she won't have any trouble finding a permanent guy for herself.

I know this because I've stayed in a Thai village in Isaan for some time with a Thai lady. She had many female friends there, and through her I knew a young, good-looking lady, who just came of age and went to Pattaya to work at a bar and find a western guy for herself on a more permanent basis. She did find a guy and had a relationship with him. But it didn't last partly because the guy was in his 20's, perhaps too young for long-term commitment. She was inexperienced and chose a wrong guy.

Chances are that your lady found somebody. And that's why she isn't there anymore.

This kind of thing might be unusual in western countries. But there is nothing unusual about this in Thailand. They have a less judgmental view of P4P sex, than western people have.

[HentaiBaka88]

So I was in BKK last year and I went to Dream Heaven Massage around September.

There was this adorable young lady named Ammy that was working at Dream Heaven Massage Soi 26. Apparently she's no longer there and I can't find her at all.

I had 2 sessions with her and she was one of the prettiest, down to earth girls I've ever met. The Ammy that's advertised on their site right now is not the same Ammy. The Ammy I know is 20 (21 now), about 5'2 black hair (I know, great description right?

I was just hoping that someone would remember her and know if she's still doing this or left this business. She was the very definition of a spinner and I had her number but no longer. I don't even have her picture on my phone anymore.

[SteelBaton]

Looks like I need to check out Lord if talent beats top thermae girls. What's the best time of day to see the biggest lineup and not so packed with guys.

I'd say 7:00 pm is good, maybe 6:00 pm.

[SteelBaton]

Failing to find anything worth the money or time at Thermae and Level, I decided make a dash back to The Lord before last call at midnight. I arrived at 11:40 pm. The prior day I visited at 8:00 pm which seemed to be prime time with about 75 girls. Well, this was the opposite. There were a total of only 4 girls. Fortunately, there was one spinner who looked pretty good and she was smiling at me. Her number was R37.

Walking back to the room I was again amazed at how corny the thecor of the place is. The corridors are lined with huge 20-foot-long Ruben-style painting of half-naked women in bath scenes. It was something you'the expect if / when Trump did a brothel.

Given the very limited choices I'the prepared myself for a less than perfect body, but R37 surprisingly hit all my normal requirements: young (21), no fake tits, and no babies. Actually a very toned and slim body with her small A-Cups being the only space for improvement in appearances.

The normal jacuzzi bath was very pleasant and I just let her do her thing, go through her routine. Her training was good she said she worked there 5 months. Especially enjoyed the part where the girl sits with your legs spread and resting on her thighs as she massages and strokes and teases the cock and balls before beginning a very professional blowjob. Very relaxing.

Showered the soap off and then on to the bed for the cat bath and then another excellent blow job using some KY to enhance the handjob of the shaft and balls while she thrust the rest toward her throat. Eventually put on the raincoat, moved to missionary and fucked. She was very tight almost too tight, which surprised me considering the time of the night and how long she'the worked there. A few of the normal positions and then finished.

Face: 8/10.
Body: 8/10 (if small tits are ok).
Service: 9/10.
Attitude: 8/10.
Damage: 4800 + 500 tip.
WIR: nope

Summary: like a lot of massage places, the totally professional and somewhat mechanical service didn't really inspire me. All I could think was that she does this exact same routine with every guy it's just her job. I much prefer unscripted sessions with girls where I control the pace and the activities and the girl is surprised and therefore more emotionally engaged. As with so many MPs R37 plays out her normal routine and any deviation is discouraged. But, if you like being "serviced" in a well-practiced and proven way, The Lord ladies seem to deliver and in surroundings which are clean and pleasant, albeit all at a fairly steep price by Asian standards.

~ Steel

[SearcherMan]

Hey guys,

I am traveling to Bangkok tomorrow on a work trip, but have a day or so free in the middle.

I am looking for mongering, but one thing I am desperate for is a kick ass massage. Does anyone know of any place which offers a great massage and then some extras on the side? Or a massage first and then all the way followed by that?

Please help a fellow out and I'll be sure to write a report of other places that I visit during the trip.

Thanks!

For a true kick ass massage, go to the no sex what Po school on Soi 39. Ask for #73 and get an mind blowing 2 hour traditional Thai massage. Then walk 2-3 blocks, go over Sukhumvit through the Phrom Phong BTS Station, to Soi 24 and feast on the MP lineups in the alleys there.

[AdaeLover]

I read quite some time ago about some ball massage, so I did some search in the page. I found Hana massage and Rin as the master of place.

So I went to google maps and showed Hana massage in SKV Soi 63. The website of Hana massage was updated in 2006. But it said SKV Soi 22. I sent an email to the e-mail on the website to reserve Rin (If she still was there) but bounced. It was time to make a decision between google or a massage parlour that does not update the info. So I went with option 2.

Following a very old map that refers to a hotel that is closed I passed the Marriott on Soi 22 and then in the 3rd small Soi, I saw the sign I was looking for. Hana massage, still open. And once I went in, Rin was also there. Lucky day, it must be because the alcohol was forbidden.

I went to the room and took a shower. Rin walked in and did not take her clothes off. Started to give a fairly ok massage all over the place, until it got to the balls! It surely was something different that I had experienced so far, in a good way.

Damage was 1,500 RMB for 2 hours (I gave some small tip). WIR: Probably not anytime soon, many things to try. But if you are in a 'lazy day" and you want to try something a bit different and you do not mind the looks and care only about service it could be a choice for you. I would not take the 2 hours session, probably with one you will get all you need to experience (just less normal massage).

[IndoScot]

Hey guys,

I am traveling to Bangkok tomorrow on a work trip, but have a day or so free in the middle.

I am looking for mongering, but one thing I am desperate for is a kick ass massage. Does anyone know of any place which offers a great massage and then some extras on the side? Or a massage first and then all the way followed by that?

Please help a fellow out and I'll be sure to write a report of other places that I visit during the trip.

Thanks!

[SearcherMan]

I inadvertently added my MP scouting with FL observations in the BKK general thread. My second scouting of the MP's, since my return to BKK from Pattaya, is the same. Both days were holidays. I scouted mid to late afternoon. I was sated by 6 days of sex every night. I had a GFE who spoiled me. The MP line ups were of heavily made up faces and not all to my beauty standards. The woman I got at the Orient before I went to Pattaya was too busy to respond. She was exceptional, and her being my first BKK MP encounter ever, was lucky.

Given my subsequent lack of finding a suitable woman at an MP of late, I am a converted fan of oilies now. Next trip I'll be solo more with more time to peruse.

[Optional]

Looks like I need to check out Lord. What's the best time of day to see the biggest lineup and not so packed with guys.

I'm not a huge fan of Lord. I get the appeal. The girls there are all model types (mostly car show models) - tall, busty, light skinned, with tons of makeup. But they all feel too "professional" for me. I guess I prefer the girl-next-door type. The prices are also quite steep. I checked out The Lord over this past weekend around late afternoon, but due to the holiday, the selection was limited, only had about 10 girls total. There will probably be more now that the holiday is over. I think the best time to go to soapies is 4 or 5 pm: that sweet spot when most of the girls have arrived to work, but most of their clients haven't gotten off work yet.

[Banana Boi]

Looks like I need to check out Lord if talent beats top thermae girls. What's the best time of day to see the biggest lineup and not so packed with guys.

[Syzygies]

I think soapies are the best value, because the price and quality point. No marked-up tourist prices (minus the falang surcharge, which isn't that much compared to suhkumwit prices). And wayyy better talent than the country / fat girls who work on sukhumvit area.

There is no doubt that free lancers on the street are the best value, if you can find a good one. 2nd best is budget soapies, then oilies, the Thermae, then bargirls, etc. The Lord is way down the list for value, and probably comes even after Smooci escorts. The top girl prices in Lord are really high with farang Surcharge added. You aren't going to get a pornstar. Could possibly get a bargirl for the whole night for same price or less.

What do I need a highly educated Hi-so dick scared potentially surgeries hooker for? Okay I exaggerate. I would take one if she was good enough value for money. Spent a lot of time surveying the entire Lord line up more than once but was hard to find the perfect girl, especially not in the lower price brackets.

[ParkVille]

I tried it once and the Service level did not satisfy me. Wasted my money. Was pretty hard to find a girl sufficiently stunning to warrant paying 5 or 6 K. Of course my taste is biased by hating tit and nose jobs (I don't pay high money for that). I got all natural white skinned girl (co-incidence) but service was very ordinary and not to GFE level. Mind you I have been dissatisfied by service at most Soapies in recent years, including Nataree. I have got lucky occasionally, like last Evita visit. Girl was pretty, very good GFE, and quite cheap as well.

Roll the Dice! YMMV. Depends on the girl and the customer. The Lord has some super stunners, but still few to my difficult specs. Stunners tend to be busy unless can sit and wait for a long while. I would prefer a girl a lot of fun, and just moderately pretty natural model type. I also prefer environment where can chat to the girl for quite some time before deciding. So bars work better for me. Worth a look in the Lord more than once to see what the standard is to your taste. However you are not going to get a Tulip like service, and even GFE is not guaranteed. I could try The Lord again, but will remain extremely fussy with my choice.

The girl I saw at The Lord 2 weeks ago had no plastic surgeries. Just a really round butt and very real see cup tits, quite full titted, especially for a Thai girl. She had a falang BF for 1 year so she could speak perfectly normal English, and didn't conform to the plastic surgery clinic culture that most Thai girls do. I think you have to walk around the model area more, in my experience. I'm kind of shy and sometimes wouldn't really scope out the entire line-up. The better looking girls are behind the couch and also sitting in the chairs (mine was sitting in one of the chairs). I would suggest getting up close, but yes most of the girls there are not good looking because of the plastic surgery. They mostly all look so same-same, conforming to that stupid look. But a few natural girls are present.

In general, all of my best Ratachada soapy trips involve being horny and picky. Horny meaning that I'm eager, but picky in that I have patience. I am walking in and out of 2-3 shops, looking for the perfect choice.

[ParkVille]

It's very good value, way better value than going to a gogo bar / suhkumvit hooker. Those oilly / gogo on suhkumvit girls are a little too on the low-so side, and always very poorly educated. And their price is just too high in the gogos (tourist traps), and with regards to looks, most of the decent looking ones have left the oilly scene with no attractive replacements (going to Korea, or who knows).

I think soapies are the best value, because the price and quality point. No marked-up tourist prices (minus the falang surcharge, which isn't that much compared to suhkumwit prices). And wayyy better talent than the country / fat girls who work on sukhumvit area.

Went to the Lord 2 weeks ago with a Thai friend. Booked a huge suite room, but moved onto private room after chatting with the girls. They were quite nice, educated. Mine was rather funny actually, and dressed very well, looked like a model of course. It's possible to exchange LINE with them easily and work out a system where you see them at the shop and later outside the shop as well, if they are up for that arrangement (they like you, how long it takes to get to your place, how much you pay, etc). I had a really, really attractive girl from the Lord get my email and asked to hang out with me last year (but I couldn't since I had a GF at the time). I'm currently have a girl 3600 baht S model from a different soapy come over to my place about twice a week. And that obviously is way cheaper than what I pay at the soapy, since they take a fair cut.

So, I cannot find quality at the tourist places anymore, not for awhile. Especially nothing new (exciting). I think going where the locals frequent is always going to get the best service / product-quality, and this isn't just true for sex. Same applies to food, a decent massage, haircut, the list goes on.

[Syzygies]

Thanks for sharing NB. Quality information posted by a Senior reporter is what I want to read. I have visited Lords a couple of times and passed because of the price, and also simply because I did not know until now the girls really do the deed well. I will give them a try.

I tried it once and the Service level did not satisfy me. Wasted my money. Was pretty hard to find a girl sufficiently stunning to warrant paying 5 or 6 K. Of course my taste is biased by hating tit and nose jobs (I don't pay high money for that). I got all natural white skinned girl (co-incidence) but service was very ordinary and not to GFE level. Mind you I have been dissatisfied by service at most Soapies in recent years, including Nataree. I have got lucky occasionally, like last Evita visit. Girl was pretty, very good GFE, and quite cheap as well.

Roll the Dice! YMMV. Depends on the girl and the customer. The Lord has some super stunners, but still few to my difficult specs. Stunners tend to be busy unless can sit and wait for a long while. I would prefer a girl a lot of fun, and just moderately pretty natural model type. I also prefer environment where can chat to the girl for quite some time before deciding. So bars work better for me. Worth a look in the Lord more than once to see what the standard is to your taste. However you are not going to get a Tulip like service, and even GFE is not guaranteed. I could try The Lord again, but will remain extremely fussy with my choice.

[Franciscass]

I don't expect too much from my Go Go girls other than good looks, DFK, a fairly decent BBBJ, DATY, a couple of different positions in intercourse, a little GFE and of course that passion thing.

That's not expecting much, really, Jeez I would settle for any 5 and consider it a good session not great but good.