Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Syzygies]

Anyway I forgot to mention on my last trip to BKK I noticed a new shop at thong lo near tulip brightly colored exterior with a sign I don't remember if it was on the same or other side of the street to tulip, I called in there late and was told by the lady she did multiple pops and a plus, she looked very nasty but a little old for my tastes so I declined I don't know if it was just this lady that's PSE and multiple but I'd imagine must be more lady's in that's shop, I will defiantly check it out again soon it would be great to get some reports on it especially as the lady mentioned this to me without any asking on my behalf bat services offered.

Pity Google Maps. Street view is out of date (2014) or we could potentially find the new shop.

[Mer Zues]

Syzgies,

That made me laugh Thais have a problem with p and L, a lot of English people particularly Londoners have a non existent l maple would sound like maipoow yet it's not to difficult to know what they are saying.

Anyway I forgot to mention on my last trip to BKK I noticed a new shop at thong lo near tulip brightly colored exterior with a sign I don't remember if it was on the same or other side of the street to tulip, I called in there late and was told by the lady she did multiple pops and a plus, she looked very nasty but a little old for my tastes so I declined I don't know if it was just this lady that's PSE and multiple but I'd imagine must be more lady's in that's shop, I will defiantly check it out again soon it would be great to get some reports on it especially as the lady mentioned this to me without any asking on my behalf bat services offered.

I think you are talking about Sky Massage.

http://sky-massage.com/index.html

[Syzygies]

Here is a review from last week where I explained the 2 shots policy of Addict.

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...=1#post1973253

You could have received a BJ for the second shot. Better to keep your 1000 baht to go and fuck another girl if you had time, after all 1000 baht is already half the price for a 1 hour session.

Your link is corrected.

I don't think one can really get 2 shots at a place like Addict. Web site does not mention it.

Web site does say that no other shop can match the beauty, enthusiasm and professionalism of their shop. However we are getting a lot of reports to the contrary. I am getting the feeling that they started off as well as could be expected, but have declined badly. There are a lot of new girls, and a lot gone.

The fancy uniform is sucking some guys in, however I have failed to choose a girl on several occasions with looks not that inspiring, and at least two girls actually chosen had somewhat disappointing bodies once the clothes came off. Service from these girls was so so average. I only ever had the one worthwhile girl of moderate face and OK body (no major flaws) and good enthusiastic service who is gone now.

General agreement is that Addict rooms are O.K. to good, but girls are generally not good. Hard to have generally good girls, when have such a continual stream of new ones.

What was the real attraction of this shop? I think initially it had to be the large line up of girls and the fancy uniforms, both of these are not really worth that much practically. I would rather girls wore something more skimpy and revealing and would rather have a smaller number of girls if prettier.

Others point out that it may be quite difficult to find the prettier girls on the web site. Some of the girls may work seriously small hours, due to other commitments, such as being a student. Some may work at other shops as well. Does Addict have a sister shop?

At least other shops have developed a generally good service reputation, but Addict seems to have a reputation for only hype and very little of substance. I accept that individual girls like Sandy, may well be special exception girls that really do deliver, but who are the real beauties at Addict? That still remains a mystery.

Like Eric Swiss, I can accept a little less than outstanding service from a super stunner, but yet to meet such a girl at Addict. I remember once, being so taken by a beautiful girl, I forgot to get a BJ from her, moving straight from DATY to getting the dick in. LOL So later I could not say what her BBBJ was like. LOL

[LoveHole69]

Syzgies,

That made me laugh Thais have a problem with p and L, a lot of English people particularly Londoners have a non existent l maple would sound like maipoow yet it's not to difficult to know what they are saying.

Anyway I forgot to mention on my last trip to BKK I noticed a new shop at thong lo near tulip brightly colored exterior with a sign I don't remember if it was on the same or other side of the street to tulip, I called in there late and was told by the lady she did multiple pops and a plus, she looked very nasty but a little old for my tastes so I declined I don't know if it was just this lady that's PSE and multiple but I'd imagine must be more lady's in that's shop, I will defiantly check it out again soon it would be great to get some reports on it especially as the lady mentioned this to me without any asking on my behalf bat services offered.

[Paolo99]

I picked 4 girls I liked. Only Smile and Yumi remain. Kaimook and A have gone from website. I am wondering if this place has high turnover?

Your report has not really attracted me to Maple or put me off. I need to get a look at the real girl and also Smile and Yumi, to see which one stands out for me, if any.

Sandy is on the top of the web page. I hope this means something (top girl?) and there is a reason why Smile is number 2. Another poster confirmed Smile is very pretty and delicate.

Anyway I can tell from your posts, you are an optimist and not too tough on girls. I see myself as mid range probably on the optimistic side as well.

The turnover is indeed very high in that shop. They've got a lot of girls working for them and they put a big pressure on them (looks like their rules are very strict).

Back in October I went there 3 times and could not even spot one girl that is featured on their website. Each time the line up was more than 15 girls but none were appealing and the girls were different every time.

I think I asked for Sandy but they told me I will have to book her, didn't want to take the risk. I tried to book Candy but was told she will be back in the end of the month with big boobs, so I did not take anyone in 3 visits.

As for Smile, if she really works there, you may have to book her if you want to meet her.

Please keep in mind that my experience with her was from a few month ago, in another MP. I would not be surprised if the service that she delivers nowadays is different from what I received a that time. I realized that the poor service from the girls in Addict was mostly due to the girls being overworking.

In fact I once met a girl (in another MP) , that was working in Addict for a few month before quiting her job because she had been pregnant. That girl was very nice during my 2 hours session, she offered many shots and gave me a good service, opposed to the service that I received from 3 different girls in Addict.

[Paolo99]

I had a pretty bad experience at Addict today so just thought would check with you guys whether some of it was expected?

I am currently in BKK for a 4 day mixed work / leisure trip. In my previous trips. I have had good experiences in PSE places like Mango, Snow White, Bamboo etc. This time basis the reviews here. I thought I would try out Addict.

I headed there last evening. And chose Maple given the good reviews below. She has a slim body with A cup boobs. So. We started out with a pretty much regular bath in the tub. With she scrubbing me down methodically. When we moved to the bed. She refused DFK saying she had a cold. Fair enough. When I asked for 2 shots (in all other places 2 hours means 2 shots) - she says 2 shots only for HJ. But only 1 shot if I wanted to have sex. If I wanted to have sex 2 times. She asked 1 k extra as tip. My bad I didn't walk out immediately as probably the junior took over the thinking. Anyways. I paid up the extra 1 k. But even then she was pretty much a starfish with no enthusiasm. All in all. A disaster. I am sure I was a fool paying 1 k extra for the second shot. Anyone else had similiar experience?

Here is a review from last week where I explained the 2 shots policy of Addict.

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...LIP-and-ANNIES!&p=1973253&viewfull=1#post1973253.

You could have received a BJ for the second shot. Better to keep your 1000 baht to go and fuck another girl if you had time, after all 1000 baht is already half the price for a 1 hour session.

[ParkVille]

Perhaps it was your knowledge of Thai language that led to your bad experience. Because I've been with a Thai lady who once told me she didn't like farangs who spoke Thai language and who knew "everything" in Thailand. Fortunately, I couldn't speak Thai, and I didn't know much about Thailand. Which meant that her dislike didn't apply to me.

LOL, bruh. They are manipulating you when they say that. "I not like old man, not same my age. " Then same day they'll tell the older customers "I not like young guy, too immature. " I wouldn't believe anything they say at just face value. There is always some truth and lie behind what they say. Truth in that their mind came up with those words to begin with, lie in that it benefits them from saying it. They will almost always say something flattering, it's their job, if they're able to do it. Some are just cunts and have no rapport.

[Syzygies]

I was certain it was Mabel, but given that there is no girl with such name on the Addict website, you are right it must be Maple.
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Anyway, I'm not knocking her down, I'd probably pick her up out of a line-up anyway, as I already did twice, unknowingly. Sorry if I waxed a bit too philosophical in here.

The way Thai pronounce Maple could sound like Mabel very easily. They use what is called unaspirated P, and cannot do the L properly so probably sounds like May-bpern with "bp" being half way between a western B and P.

I thought her web pics looked okay possibly up to pretty, but face was somewhat hidden. I picked 4 girls I liked. Only Smile and Yumi remain. Kaimook and A have gone from website. I am wondering if this place has high turnover?

Your report has not really attracted me to Maple or put me off. I need to get a look at the real girl and also Smile and Yumi, to see which one stands out for me, if any.

Sandy is on the top of the web page. I hope this means something (top girl?) and there is a reason why Smile is number 2. Another poster confirmed Smile is very pretty and delicate.

Anyway I can tell from your posts, you are an optimist and not too tough on girls. I see myself as mid range probably on the optimistic side as well.

[Syzygies]

Perhaps it was your knowledge of Thai language that led to your bad experience. Because I've been with a Thai lady who once told me she didn't like farangs who spoke Thai language and who knew "everything" in Thailand. Fortunately, I couldn't speak Thai, and I didn't know much about Thailand. Which meant that her dislike didn't apply to me.

I think your inability to speak Thai language and your unfamiliarity with their culture makes the lady feel safe in terms of her reputation in her community. Because this means that you don't know anybody she might know. And you are unable to blab about her to other people, who know her, even if you want to.

Can't agree Dan. I speak Thai to all my massage ladies and do not strike the seemingly bitchy attitude. They are mostly grateful I can speak Thai so they don't have to struggle with English. It is more in a group situation where my Thai ability may not be appreciated when girls want to gossip secretly.

Roojak is not a proper response to Sabai Dee Mai ("How are you" It is not clear what is going on here. Roojak means to know someone (rather than know something). Is she implying she knows *****man? Perhaps his ISG post was read and they are expecting him, and it is known he likes A+ and no babies, or other explanations are possible. Not wise to be too sure what is the meaning. He rightly queried the meaning. She seemed to be acting extremely impatiently about him taking the shower. Wasting time is allowed after all.

It's quite puzzling really to understand exactly what is going on. Has she read or miss-read some sort of sign language. Does she think she knows him or visa versa? I suppose someone in a bad mood could wonder why a guy is asking about her good health when he has never met her, but in that case she would have said "roojak mai" to turn it into a question. "Roojak" is purely a statement of knowing someone. So strike that last thought off.

With such simple Thai words, it seems unlikely anyone misheard.

[Asian Rain]

In over a decade of mongering in Thailand I have never met a girl with an attitude as bad as Cartoon at Asok Massage. I'm shocked that AsianRain and EricSwiss both gave her good reviews. Were you so spellbound by her looks that you allowed her to act like a little b1tch? Or were your experiences completely different to mine?

Read my original report again (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?1421-Bangkok-Massage-Parlors-Except-TULIP-and-ANNIES!&p=1941909&viewfull=1#post1941909). I was QUITE CLEAR that I was UNHAPPY about her service (the demand for CBJ after I gave her DATY where she orgasmed was one of the most off-putting experiences I have had at an oily) and not impressed with the facilities. I only commented that she was cute (which was my subjective view, others opinion may vary) with a totally tight natural body and fantastic tits (which you never got to see as you bailed from the session). YMMV. Enjoy Bangkok, AsianRain.

[Syzygies]

I agree that Orient is a lot better than Addict in every respect except the number of girls. Addict really does suck.

I have seen a looker sitting at Orient when coming out of a Mango session, but you have to be lucky with timing. When I went specifically there to try to find her again, no pretties were available, in fact line up can be a lot more ordinary than Addict line up, for looks at least, at times. No clue for service as did not find a doable girl yet at the right time. Really most shops are like this with one or two lookers if you get lucky to be there at the right time, when hot girl is not busy. Maybe my spec is strange. LOL I don't think Pope or Donut can be to my spec (who nose the reasons?), Tan a maybe. O.K. Service can be expected to be better is good news at least.

At Addict I would guess they have very limited good girls, but plenty of average girls (not exactly horrible and not memorable). The good one I had, J J, is not there any more. I will still try if I can find a stunner, just in case she can be good. I can't assume the shop can cause every girl to be bad. We already know there can be odd girls well above average, just maybe not many. I agree with Parkville that uniforms make it tough, however I would go for the skinniest possible girls for that reason.

[Whoreman]

Addict just sucks. Everything about all the girls there suck (except Sandy). People not to stop talking about it because even the bad press is good press and is giving them business. I walked passed the place yesterday and it was all ambigously ugly women (hard to tell what they look like with the way they dress over most of their bodies and the amount of make up they apply). Anyway, I walked past Addict, ignoring their "more girls inside" sales pitch and headed over to Orient. Where I saw a really hot girl (and pretty good / great service, not PSE) named Pope (she pronounces it Bo-Pei). Pope is like a hot (thai) girl next door type of look. Down to earth but hot body, attractive / hot face. The pictures on their website don't do her much justice. Also, her tits are all natural and really well sized for a Thai girl. Also FYI, other girls there worth checking out: Donut and Tan. Tan is quite good service-wise, and Donut is a nice girl, not all bitter like that one you saw at Addict.

I agree that Orient is a lot better than Addict in every respect except the number of girls. Addict really does suck.

[Whoreman]

Perhaps it was your knowledge of Thai language that led to your bad experience. Because I've been with a Thai lady who once told me she didn't like farangs who spoke Thai language and who knew "everything" in Thailand. Fortunately, I couldn't speak Thai, and I didn't know much about Thailand. Which meant that her dislike didn't apply to me.

I think your inability to speak Thai language and your unfamiliarity with their culture makes the lady feel safe in terms of her reputation in her community. Because this means that you don't know anybody she might know. And you are unable to blab about her to other people, who know her, even if you want to.

Nice theory but I always speak Thai with the girls and have never had anything other than a positive reaction. Also the poor attitude started before she even knew I spoke Thai, with the contemptuous look and deliberately dropping the slippers on the floor. And she wouldn't know I spoke Thai just because I said sabai dee mai. Half the tourists and all the expats know that expression. Also Thai WGs are happy to give out their social media details even though it reveals information about themselves and their friends so I don't think there's any validity at all in what you say.

[Dan7373]

In over a decade of mongering in Thailand I have never met a girl with an attitude as bad as Cartoon at Asok Massage. I'm shocked that AsianRain and EricSwiss both gave her good reviews. Were you so spellbound by her looks that you allowed her to act like a little b1tch? Or were your experiences completely different to mine?

So I arrive at about 11 in the morning and the mamasan calls up to her but she's not ready (seems to live up there) and advises me to come back in an hour. I come back and have to wait another 10 minutes or so. When she walks in my immediate impression was that her face is quite nice but nothing special. She's definitely above average for an oily girl but in a Huay Kwang soapy she would be considered average at best. Her skin is not fair enough to appeal to most soapy customers. I didn't really think much of it at the time but even at first glance she had this hostile look on her face. Anyway she looked nice enough so I paid for a 2300 baht session in the shower room. Cartoon then drops a pair of slippers in front of me. In Orient Massage they sit you down, take your shoes off for you and help you on with the slippers but not Cartoon. I'm wearing lace-up shoes so have to take a seat. She does nothing to help. No big deal, I thought and follow her to the room. In most oilies the girl will give you a little hug or something and ask if you want something to drink. Not Cartoon. She just says 'shower' and walks off. When she returns I ask her 'Sabai dee, mai?' (How are you?) The normal response is 'Saibai dee, ka' but not Cartoon. Her response is 'Roojak' (know). I've never heard that response before so I say 'arai na?' She repeats it in a really bitchy way, as if to say 'Are you some kind of fucking retard?' She then says 'Aap naam' which I know means 'take a shower' but I'm just thinking, what the fuck is this attitude? She then shouts it out again as if she's giving orders to a naughty kid. The look on her face was one of hostility and contempt. At that I just called the session off. She scowled and made no attempt to change my mind, just shouted something down to the mamasan as if this is the kind of thing that happens to her all the time. I got my money back and will obviously never go back to this place.

I strongly advise you to stay away from this place. The room is small and crappy with a hard bed and no mirrors or anything. At Huay Kwang soapies the rooms are far better and there are plenty of girls better looking than Cartoon who are at least polite and do their job properly. The price is about the same too.

Perhaps it was your knowledge of Thai language that led to your bad experience. Because I've been with a Thai lady who once told me she didn't like farangs who spoke Thai language and who knew "everything" in Thailand. Fortunately, I couldn't speak Thai, and I didn't know much about Thailand. Which meant that her dislike didn't apply to me.

I think your inability to speak Thai language and your unfamiliarity with their culture makes the lady feel safe in terms of her reputation in her community. Because this means that you don't know anybody she might know. And you are unable to blab about her to other people, who know her, even if you want to.

[Whoreman]

I went to see Sandy today. She was busy but the mamasan confirmed she is A+. I asked if there are other A+ girls in the shop and was told that Sandy is the only one. So I came back for her but when I saw her her face was not acceptable to me. Prae from Mango is younger looking and more attractive. Emmy from Snow White is younger looking and more attractive than either. So that's the last time I go to Addict. I can easily think of half a dozen baby-free girls in the PSE shops who are A+, younger and more attractive than Sandy.