Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Syzygies]

Had another stint at S. Botan.

As per usual, selected 2 or 3 girls and asked papas an for recommendation among my picks.

#10.

30 year old from Issan. Light tanned slim body with small but perky tits. She actually looked Lile this Chinese chick I wanted to bang when I lived in Beijing. Sadly, same personality: seems to her it hurts to smile. Session was very professional and my fantasy helped blow my wad fast. Done in 25 minutes. Not very happy. Nice body, bad attitude.

#89.

On the way up with #10 this petite lady and her customer got into the elevator with us. She said Hi to me and smiled so I waited for her to finish and took her up. Didn't even give her the chance to return to the fishbowl. She was a lot of fun, talkative and easy laugh. DFK, GFE. Being the second time and my age, we finished the round with a hand job. No way I could have done it.

This experience made me like S. Botan a little more: if #10 had been 2000 baht I would have been pissed, but it wasn't. And I got to try another girl and spent as much as I would have in some other MP.

Later,

Nopo

Very realistic report. Its hard to select the right girl. Fun and performance levels are hit and miss. Roll the Dice. Perhaps the first girl was really too grumpy to be selected? I like to watch girls for a fair time before selecting. I don't mind if they pay no attention to me (shyness), but if they really look like they don't want to be there, best not to choose them. I too, have made many mistakes choosing a pretty girl who is not in the mood to really have fun. I also avoid girls over acting to show wild enthusiasm which is fake. Playful is good.

It is good when price is low enough, that wrong girl selection doesn't cost a fortune. If I get a bad girl, I prefer to leave with no cum, so that I can go with a better girl fairly promptly afterwards.

[Syzygies]

Just read your post a few pages back and your dead on goatscrot, back years ago I actually liked the service and looks of the Chinese hookers in Malaysian brothels when I spent a few months there, but Bangkok was better overall due to price and availability and keeping myself in good shape and with a Sicilian sized schlong I always found Thai girls eager to try and provide a good service.
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.... but seemed rather fake to me and then she said she was a bit tired from all the customers although that could be the case, I just think it just shows a lot of customers are not very perceptive and since Dao is not even keen on westerners to much and has the usual thai meng the that is most likely the case.

Are you saying a Sicilian Shlong is well liked, because it is small? Big, certainly does not make Thai girls more eager, in general. Some of them stiffen up the legs, scared of being pierced. Some girls are always heading to the safer Asian customers. Service levels are not at all assisted by cock size. Quite the opposite.

What is a "Thai Meng"?

[VeryInterest]

Anyone know if Eden is still open? Have less than 24 hours in BKK, and it's usually my go to place.

[LoveHole69]

Just read your post a few pages back and your dead on goatscrot, back years ago I actually liked the service and looks of the Chinese hookers in Malaysian brothels when I spent a few months there, but Bangkok was better overall due to price and availability and keeping myself in good shape and with a Sicilian sized schlong I always found Thai girls eager to try and provide a good service.

Although I would say their level of skills wasn't usually that good but now like you I find Bangkok becoming rather uninspiring and the looks in the pse establishments is poor so you are right service should be expected.

I remember when I discovered tulip after reading reviews online there was plenty of reasonably nice looking girls before and service was really good it was years ago so I can't remember names off hand but one was a lady who had a sponsor providing her a condo room down Soi poomchit near the 7-11.

And eihtooms I do think a BB forum would be a good idea, and yes I have read reports on here from people then found when trying the lady I wasn't impressed, which is why I said most ladies will provide bb at times and with a lot it will depend on the customer. One of the few ladies I tried before due to reviews was dao of tulip and her service was as described but seemed rather fake to me and then she said she was a bit tired from all the customers although that could be the case, I just think it just shows a lot of customers are not very perceptive and since Dao is not even keen on westerners to much and has the usual thai meng the that is most likely the case. So I agree with your points but I still think if you give reports and don't mention places or names it defeats the point of the forum and makes the information you give totally useless to others and it also spoils what could be an informative post.

By the way I also don't find skills very often make up for being covered with a rubber balloon on my cock which takes away the excitement level.

Most of the massage parlor girls I barebacked iv caught nothing from but would rarely do that now, because when I often did that with bargirls I had to many cases of bad STD and would imagine if PSE girls regularly barebacked this would be an even bigger problem.

[NopoProwler]

Had another stint at S. Botan.

As per usual, selected 2 or 3 girls and asked papas an for recommendation among my picks.

#10.

30 year old from Issan. Light tanned slim body with small but perky tits. She actually looked Lile this Chinese chick I wanted to bang when I lived in Beijing. Sadly, same personality: seems to her it hurts to smile. Session was very professional and my fantasy helped blow my wad fast. Done in 25 minutes. Not very happy. Nice body, bad attitude.

#89.

On the way up with #10 this petite lady and her customer got into the elevator with us. She said Hi to me and smiled so I waited for her to finish and took her up. Didn't even give her the chance to return to the fishbowl. She was a lot of fun, talkative and easy laugh. DFK, GFE. Being the second time and my age, we finished the round with a hand job. No way I could have done it.

This experience made me like S. Botan a little more: if #10 had been 2000 baht I would have been pissed, but it wasn't. And I got to try another girl and spent as much as I would have in some other MP.

Later,

Nopo

[Mjen1970]

Hi All,

I'm arriving into Suvarnabhumi at the end of May. We'll be landing on Sunday May 29th about lunchtime and will probably have bags collected and ready to roll at about 1400.

My buddy wants to jump in a taxi and head straight for Pattaya getting in there for about 1600. I am thinking of dumping my bags in left luggage (I think its 100 B) and heading in on the train to BKK to Huay Kwang for Nataree or Asoke and either going to see Wan at Bamboo (despite the damn A+ surcharge) or maybe heading up to Bongkot to do a repeat with Cash (search on my handle and you can find my reviews on both) or maybe popping into SW Soi 26.

A few questions if you don't mind guys -.

1. Is Cash working as in WORKING or is she doing the mamasan bit for now?

2. Whats my timing like for Nataree or the Suk oilies? I would have thought that 1500 (ish) Sunday afternoon would be a good time.

3. What would you do? Is it worth the effort and time heading into BKK. Should I just head straight for Patts and hit Soi Honey / Soi 6 as soon as I get there?

Thanks,

So I had a look on the Bongkot website and Cash's picture has gone. Looks like that is the decision made for me. Straight to Pattaya. .

[Reaper78]

I had a session with Prae about a month ago and the photos on the Mango website are hers, albeit like most perhaps a bit photoshopped. But unlike many photos on websites these days, her photos on the Mango website are not substantially prettier than she is in person. And although her service was rather mechanical, I do rate her one of the prettiest girls, including a great body, I have seen recently at a PSE shop.

Is it possible you misunderstood the name of one of the girls? When I call in to book a session at some of these places, they often misunderstand the name of the girl and I have to repeat it a number of times. In fact, I have been told on occasion that a particular girl no longer works at the shop, only to find out they misunderstood who I was asking for. I'm wondering whether some sort of similar misunderstanding could have happened in your case.

On the other hand, your general advice not to trust the photos on the various websites is good advice. They often are very inaccurate owing to photoshopping and to a lesser degree the makeup that is applied for the photoshoot, which often gives a different look in the photo than what one gets in person..

Mango just updated their website with new photos. Could anyone ID the lineup?

[NopoProwler]

S.Botan is a Thai massage Parlour.

I thought Sao Botan was upstairs (but long ago so memory faint) anyway (side soi entrance), and PP Cafe is on the ground floor (front entrance). So Sao Botan FL. 2 LOL I could be wrong, however memory suggests I went upstairs. Alzheimer's might be setting in?

No English doesn't worry me at all. I prefer it.

I think the information online is somewhat misleading.

The S. Botan building has 3 doors: the PP Cafe on the corner, then on the Soi, the middle door leading to the stairs to the second floor where you find the "traditional" Thai massage (with freelancers) and the farthest door leading into the fishbowl.

No English is not a problem per SE. To me the problem is that many girls (3 out of 5 I pointed out to the papasan) don't service foreigners.

I am tempted to go again soon, try the younger ones on the right side of the fishbowl. I'll keep you posted.

Nopo

[Syzygies]

Hi Syzygies,

The women were sitting in 2 sections, with the younger ones to the right. Papasan told me same price for all. Not all of them speak English and some don't service foreigners, tho. That's the catch.

I did not see evident nose jobs or tit jobs. I went there around 3 pm and there were from 20 to 30 women so maybe that's not the complete lineup.

I think they call S. Botan 2 the Thai massage parlor on the second floor. I know there are freelancers there. I didn't check myself.

Nopo

S.Botan is a Thai massage Parlour.

I thought Sao Botan was upstairs (but long ago so memory faint) anyway (side soi entrance), and PP Cafe is on the ground floor (front entrance). So Sao Botan FL. 2 LOL I could be wrong, however memory suggests I went upstairs. Alzheimer's might be setting in?

No English doesn't worry me at all. I prefer it.

[NopoProwler]

Was there more than one girl price bracket, or is my memory playing tricks on me? I thought the less attractive girls were cheaper.

For a budget Soapy, S. Botan is definitely one of the best options, if not the very best option. Better than BIWA recently mentioned, but a good option for guys who thought Nancy was O.K. Bangkok Cosy was well priced (in price levels) but unfortunately closed down. Never had luck at Catherine. All good looking girls were always pre booked, leaving the dregs. Some places can be hard to get to due to traffic jams. I am often just too lazy to go the extra distance.

I will be interested to known if S. Botan has mainly natural girls these days or has succumbed to the nose and tit job trends, like most soapies.

For far afield Soapies, I quite liked IDA near Rama 3, a big Soapy and higher priced than S. Botan.

All are Thai oriented Soapies, so can't expect much English skills from girls.

I am still meaning to try Darling Soapy again. Line up was small but more than O.K. when had a quick look recently.

Hi Syzygies,

The women were sitting in 2 sections, with the younger ones to the right. Papasan told me same price for all. Not all of them speak English and some don't service foreigners, tho. That's the catch.

I did not see evident nose jobs or tit jobs. I went there around 3 pm and there were from 20 to 30 women so maybe that's not the complete lineup.

I think they call S. Botan 2 the Thai massage parlor on the second floor. I know there are freelancers there. I didn't check myself.

Nopo

[Syzygies]

Went to S Botan several times back in the day. Glad to hear that it is still up and running. 1 k is the right price for a wham bam session. Methinks I will revisit this week. Thanks for the report.

Was there more than one girl price bracket, or is my memory playing tricks on me? I thought the less attractive girls were cheaper.

For a budget Soapy, S. Botan is definitely one of the best options, if not the very best option. Better than BIWA recently mentioned, but a good option for guys who thought Nancy was O.K. Bangkok Cosy was well priced (in price levels) but unfortunately closed down. Never had luck at Catherine. All good looking girls were always pre booked, leaving the dregs. Some places can be hard to get to due to traffic jams. I am often just too lazy to go the extra distance.

I will be interested to known if S. Botan has mainly natural girls these days or has succumbed to the nose and tit job trends, like most soapies.

For far afield Soapies, I quite liked IDA near Rama 3, a big Soapy and higher priced than S. Botan.

All are Thai oriented Soapies, so can't expect much English skills from girls.

I am still meaning to try Darling Soapy again. Line up was small but more than O.K. when had a quick look recently.

[Syzygies]

You can try out PP cafe for a similar experience from the recent s botan review.

On this subject, the s botan 2 place, is it in a court yard or something? I walked by there last year and saw no obvious entrance. The location mapped out in the Bangkok post entry when you google for s botan 2.

I have not heard of a 2nd Sao Botan place. The PP Cafe is the front entrance place, and S. Botan entrance is in the side small Soi. Like Goatscrot, it's quite a long time since I went there. Like Nopo P. Posted, the girls are cheap but reasonable looking considering the age. However no fresh young slim model types, I think. Maybe a very well preserved 30 year old still with good body is quite possible though. Definitely one of the "soapy" places that I have considered worthwhile for a look, if can be bothered to go to the location. It's only a short motorcycle ride from MBK shopping centre. I only call it a "soapy" because of the way girls sit for customers and the bath. Maybe it's only a semi-soapy.

Its in Rama 6 road Soi 13 close to expressway between Rama 1 (Ploenchit-Sukhumvit in other sections) and Petchaburi road. For those who don't know where:

https://goo.gl/maps/ajkR47HY5xj

In this pic from Rama 6 road, the yellow building with big red Thai writing sign perched high on the top:
https://goo.gl/maps/8NKgaZu8c7t

If anyone is interested in the funny name, S. Botan stands for Sao Botan. Sao สาว means 'young' ladies (or girls), and Botan โบตั๋น (obscure word) is the Peony Rose. I pay attention to these things in order to try to pronounce names correctly. Sometimes if pronunciation is way off, the taxi driver just won't understand.

[Syzygies]

Avoid Mango massage for now. Looks like all of the photos are extremely complimentary and NOT true-to-life.

Prae's photos are absolutely NOT of her. I guess the Thais are learning about truth / reality from Macdonalds ads.

Do not visit the parlors based on pictures you see.

I thought the photos of Fern at Mango look very accurate. I have sessioned with her more than once, and like her look, even if she is a little older. However Mango definitely has girls that are not at all to my taste just like all the other shops. Can't say I know Prae at all, however she looks quite good in the group photos that are less likely to be Photo-shopped. She would probably be my 2nd choice after Fern.

I won't be avoiding Mango as such. All shops are only as good as the best girl or two present at the time. The rest of the line up matters little to me no matter how bad it can be.

I previously liked Can Cam, however last 2 or 3 visits did not find the right girl.

You go to a shop, you check out the real looks of girls, and you take the girl if you like her. Was really easy to assess some Mango girl looks as they sometimes sat outside in the bright sunshine (when weather was better).

At EZ they wanted me to choose from the pictures with no review of actual girl. LOL Probably the girls of interest were at a different shop, or need to come by motorcycle from somewhere else. That is just not going to work for me. I have to be able to review the look of the real thing. Most line ups have only one or two girls even worth looking at in detail, since my taste is on the fussy side.

[Gorgon]

You can try out PP cafe for a similar experience from the recent s botan review.

On this subject, the s botan 2 place, is it in a court yard or something? I walked by there last year and saw no obvious entrance. The location mapped out in the Bangkok post entry when you google for s botan 2.

[PerezPerez]

Before departing this time from Bangkok, had few hours in hand before leaving for the airport, headed towards Tulip, on the BTS suddenly something came to my mind "read about a fresh comer Candy name: Beauty" on forum, so suddenly got off at Phrom Phong stn, walked through the 24/1 street, most shops were just opening as it was just past 12 pm. To the right on entering was Candy, no one seemed to be in front of the ship, I entered and asked for Beauty and she was there, asked for her, and she came. I was not impressed but her figure and looks, not just my type or may be saw her without makeup. So I asked if she does A+ and mamasan said she doesn't and I left. On the way to Thonglor and Tulip. On entering the mamasan greeted me, It was a strange feeling as I was still looking for Ying, yet knowing she is not there any more. There were 6 to 7 ladies, I choose Golf, and up we went.

Golf is tall, slim and has a kind hour-glass kind of figure, with enhanced breast (not done well). Anyways, she is too professional. She has an extremely choreographed work-flow, which means from the start to the end every action is well organized and planned, even if you manage to change something is the middle or have a request will rearrange her work flow. Saying that, sometimes it felt that she is just doing her job but she is really good at it. Good play in the shower, Great BBBJ skills, hand skills, se x in different positions, anal play with a toy I took etc etc. After the first round, she gave me a good oil massage (I can compare it to any decent spa or massage places), strong and firm hands, right pressure. She made me feel the 2300 I spent was more than utilized. She didn't waste even a minute during this 2 hours, and she was full of energy. Perhaps I was the first customer, and Tulip most of the time lives up to the reputation in terms of PSE. I will highly recommend Golf if you prefer this type of figure and a damn professional PSE.