Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Kazeu]

Ja Ja was written on her kit box. But she is exactly how you describe her. 20 yo from Bangkok. Tits were a little saggy. But again, couldn't really find any other evidence of a baby. No deep throat. Sweet through the whole thing. Not skinny but no flab. I think we're talking about the same girl. She had a medium complexion, not dark but definitely not light skinned.

Nice girl overall.

Was that Jar jar at Addict or Jay jay?

Sounds like same girl I did on 27 Jan:

I really enjoyed this girl. Could not do Deep Throat but I really enjoyed the service. Can't recall now for sure if did cow girl or not but I was very happy overall.

[Syzygies]

Was that Jar jar at Addict or Jay jay?

Sounds like same girl I did on 27 Jan:

Mid afternoon started my MP circuit.

At Addict. Line up was about 25 girls. Baffling and confusing. Mid afternoon is a mistake in a way as could not get adjusted to the dim lighting too well coming from bright sunshine. I could see the girl shapes but not their faces too clearly. Obviously heaps have nose jobs so I wanted to check the look better than my eyes were managing. In the end, the girl on the very end was in better light and closer to me. I could see her tits looked soft and nose looked quite straight. Probable nose job but a good one. Not the slimmest but face was cute enough. I gave her the nod.

Girl was J. J. From Bangkok. Soft natural be cups slightly saggy (probable baby but did not see stretch marks). Just 20 yo. Not exactly skinny but not fat at all. No flab. Good soft ass.

Nice opening kiss and nice play in the shower. Goid fun GFE overall. She started a gel massage but I taught her about fake massage using tits and ass. Good camel toe despite lack of experience. She says just 3 days experience.

69 was blissful. BBBJ not that deep but she knew how to go soft and slow and tickle the balls at same time. Fucked in many positions. Her pussy had very nice soft grip but she could take it all. Sometimes a young mum suits me better. Especially enjoyed slapping against her soft ass.

After 3 moderately ordinary P4 P fucks this week, this session was the most enjoyable and certainly goes on the repeat list. She probably has a few years of sex eperience despite only 20. Not a PSE but very good GFE. More memorable than my first addict girl.

Did not notice if girls have numbers or just names.

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I really enjoyed this girl. Could not do Deep Throat but I really enjoyed the service. Can't recall now for sure if did cow girl or not but I was very happy overall.

[Kazeu]

Managed to make my way over to Addict Massage for the first time. They had between 15 to 20 girls already lined up when I arrived. A really nice tall one caught my eye, but was taken by another customer before I could grab her. I settled on Ja Ja. A 5'4" 20 year old cute, which a decent ass. She led me upstairs to our room. The room was nothing fancy, but it was clean. Shower in the corner. No sink or toilet. Ja Ja left the room to go get her "kit" and came back after about 5 minutes carrying a glass of water which I had asked for. We got undressed and we both got in shower. While she soaped me up, I admired her young body. She was about a be cup I would guess. Decent rack, good size, looked nice, even with a few stretch marks. For me the best part about her was her hips and ass. An ass you can hold. I'm always happy with a decent ass on Asian women, they're really hard to find. We made our way to the bed after the shower and she asked if I wanted sex first or massage first. Sex. For sure. I was already standing up pretty hard at this point. Began with some DFK and some caressing. I really enjoyed the curves of her body. Kissed her tits. Her breasts were soft but not droopy. I kissed her all over her back and made my way down to her but, came close to diving in with my tongue, but just teased her. I turned her over and motioned for her to start giving me some head. She obliged with a BBBJ, not too long just enough to let me enjoy the sight of the lines of her back and hips move as she sucked. I put on my hat and went at her doggie, mish, cowboy, reverse cowboy. She wasn't particularly talented at riding, but sight of her body on top of mine was all I needed to keep me hard. I eventually finished in missionary, and slumped over exhausted. After our separate cleanup showers, she offered me a massage. Apparently she used to work as a legitimate masseuse, and hence her massage was actually quite good, after 25 minutes or so I started getting turned on again, and went in for another go, but wasn't able to finish, don't know why, just wasn't in me.

Final scores:

Face: 8/10 She's cute for sure, with nice teeth.

Body: 8/10 Overall very nice.

Performance: 7/10 Not the best, but not bad.

Attitude: 9/10 Very sweet girl, she says she's only worked there for a month.

WIR: yes for sure.

[Syzygies]

Recap.

3 weeks in Bangkok. Mostly regulars. Rather conservative. Some taken twice. Most beautiful girl, tall model Donut at CH. Enjoyable as well. Repeat every chance.

No Soapies other than Annies as my regulars at other venues have disappeared or deteriorated. Did not even visit Ansterdam, Nataree or La Belle.

Tried 3 new girls only, new for me. Best adaptable girl was JJ at Addict. Nice GFE DFK, exquisite BJ and 69, enthusiastic fuck, go with the flow.

Snow White girl okay But not really GFE and less adaptable.

Free Lancer petite cute Apple was sweet but a disastwr on bed. Weak kissing, weak BJ, no pussy feel, saggy tits, 3 kids.

Checking girls naked is nuch safer for me, but performance is not guaranteed. Do meet freeze up types in the bedroom on occasions, but no risk with regulars.

[Goatscrot]

I think the most important skill set for any girl not just a MP girl is the ability to adjust to the customer's stated or demonstrated preference for longer than 3 strokes before reverting back to auto pilot with some counterptoductive pattern that might have been ok for her previous 10 customers but just isn't doing it for this one. Talking mostly about the BJ portion of the session here. But it can also apply to some weird move the girl keeps making with FS.

Of all of it, the lack of that one key skill set is what keeps me away from most MPs because that is the P4 P option where I have encountered the most offenders of the misguided auto pilot quirk.

That has been my experience in soapies and non-PSE oilies. I find that in the PSE shops most gals can monitor and adjust to the customer. My favs have always been the types of gals that can play it many ways. Some days I am feeling more aggressive and want to run the show and other days I want to lie back and just get serviced. The good ones can play any role well.

[Syzygies]

Of all of it, the lack of that one key skill set is what keeps me away from most MPs because that is the P4 P option where I have encountered the most offenders of the misguided auto pilot quirk.

I agree. Girls unable to adapt to what customer likes is my worst problem after dick scared girls. I often commented I like go with the flow girls, but should add to that felxibility and adaptability.

I also dislike girls that quicly revert to auto pilot or standard procedures. Just see what I like is better.

All my favourites are either stunning to my eye or adaptable or preferrably both.

[EihTooms]

I think the most important skill set for any girl not just a MP girl is the ability to adjust to the customer's stated or demonstrated preference for longer than 3 strokes before reverting back to auto pilot with some counterptoductive pattern that might have been ok for her previous 10 customers but just isn't doing it for this one. Talking mostly about the BJ portion of the session here. But it can also apply to some weird move the girl keeps making with FS.

Of all of it, the lack of that one key skill set is what keeps me away from most MPs because that is the P4 P option where I have encountered the most offenders of the misguided auto pilot quirk.

[Syzygies]

I also like a gal who can talk dirty and do it convincingly.

Good DFK is important as well. Some even rather experienced gals are still not good kissers.

I think in general, girls that are not good kissers, are just not into tongue play that much or have weak chemistry going on, or maybe braces. I only met one girl Kelly (latina) whose tongue went just a bit too powerful and deep, for my liking. I am highly tongue oriented person. Good DFK gets me hard quicker than any other way.

I hate dirty talk generally, but light dirty talk is okay If very natural and not an act. E. g. "stick that dirty big cock in my wet pussy" is completely redundant and sounds like a stupid porno movie to me. A turn off for me to be saying stuff that is completely unnecessary and distracting. It comes a across as bossy orders to me as well. She could just say "faster" or "deeper" if something needed to change.

I completely agree that balls touching has to be extremely light (no nails). Ball licking is very good, not so much ball sucking. It is an area of sensitivity for me so definitely helps to get me off. My dick is not always sensitive enough on its own depending on the feel of BJ or pussy.

Interesting that the BJ requirements can be so different. This means without instruction from me, 90% of girls are not doing BBBJ how I like it. Some girls can change for me, but many cannot. Girls don't really understand my slow motion requirement. Some girls are using the hand as well but not lightly enough for me. Nothing worse than hand rubbing friction on the dick. Needs to be either very gentle with lube or move the skin gently with the hand so no direct friction. A girl that you rate as a 9 for BJ could be only a 5 or 6 for me, simply due to different requirement. A highly skilled girl for you could be average for me and visa versa.

I always stress that guys reporting about a girl really need to explain exactly why they liked her service. Stating she was good is just not good enough.

[Goatscrot]

What is the import skill set that an MP girl should possess? I don't refer to services like anal, where no actual skill is needed I think. What is the importance level for the skills? I also don't refer to chemistry, attitude, fun level, or GFE. Energy and stamina may be relevant.

For me:
BBBJ very slow motion sloppy and virtually no hands (not too brief). Moderate importance.
Deep throat. Nice but low importance.
Pussy squeeze. Nice but low importance.
HJ. Zero importance.
Real massage. Zero importance to me. Go to a Spa for real massage.
Sexy soft slow body slide massage. Moderate importance.
Ball tickling / massage no nails. High importance for me.

I am sure other guys are very different, right?

I guess DFK, rimming, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and anal are hardly skills but just services.
Are we really looking for a skill set or is it more-so a service set?

The "skill set" is how well that "service set" is performed.

BBBJ is of course important. I do like good hand action that follows the mouth up and down the shaft. DT is not too important but I don't like a gal that can't go much past the head. I am not a fan of a "soft" BJ. I prefer it rather intense. The best gals are able to gauge my level of excitement and bring me up and down several times before climax.

My balls are rather sensitive, so I don't really care if much attention is paid to them or not. If so, it needs to be quite light.

I do like a gal who can give a good strong Thai massage in between rounds. That is fairly important to me.

Not into body slide at all.

Good HJ is quite nice to get revved for round 2.

Also like a gal who is good at rimming. A well placed finger in the keister is nice as well. Again, the gal really has to know what she is doing.

Enthusiasm is important as is being responsive.

As far as the act is concerned a gal should be able to match the rhythm of her customer and vary accordingly.

I also like a gal who can talk dirty and do it convincingly.

Good DFK is important as well. Some even rather experienced gals are still not good kissers.

[Syzygies]

What is the import skill set that an MP girl should possess? I don't refer to services like anal, where no actual skill is needed I think. What is the importance level for the skills? I also don't refer to chemistry, attitude, fun level, or GFE. Energy and stamina may be relevant.

For me:
BBBJ very slow motion sloppy and virtually no hands (not too brief). Moderate importance.
Deep throat. Nice but low importance.
Pussy squeeze. Nice but low importance.
HJ. Zero importance.
Real massage. Zero importance to me. Go to a Spa for real massage.
Sexy soft slow body slide massage. Moderate importance.
Ball tickling / massage no nails. High importance for me.

I am sure other guys are very different, right?

I guess DFK, rimming, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and anal are hardly skills but just services.
Are we really looking for a skill set or is it more-so a service set?

[Syzygies]

The term is used on pornsites mostly. However, English is like any language dynamic and evolving. You might just have coined a new meaning for it, if it catches on. I knew right away what you were talking about. My thinking is a bit of slang is often more colorful and guys here catch on quickly. Where I come from screwing is used a lot more than fucking which has a bit of a nasty connotation. Screwing (over) however also means deceiving or tricking.

Ibnormally use the direct tern fucking. No problem with ot. Not totally polite but neither is this forum.

Screwing is no more polite for me.

In Thai language it is better to be polite so.

Ao gun (take each other) or.

Mee arai gun (have something together).

[Red Kilt]

Use of pussy is one of the most essential erotic parts of a body slide massage.

Slightly off the topic of "massage parlors" but your comment about "massage with a pussy" reminded me of my very first visit to a bar in Bkk soon after my first ever visit there (it was sort of Sports Bar too, not a go go bar).

I was sitting on a bar stool with my feet on the railing so my long legs were sticking out and the sexy waitress in a very short skirt came to take my order and she pushed up against one of my knees with her pussy when she asked me if I was ready (to order). She started to rub her pussy up and down against my knee but when I looked at her there was no eye contact with me or anything sexy and it didn't "appear" as though it was a deliberate flirting act but just something she did because my knee was in the way (smile).

I delayed giving my order for food for as long as possible and eventually after my order she just walked away as if nothing had happened.

If I knew then what I know now I would have tried to get her number or follow up with her, but it certainly opened my eyes to the thai woman's inate sexuality.

[Forever69]

I guess I picked up wrong meaning (misinterpreted) from someone's ISG report where seemingly referred to Cameltoe as a service. Guess I will use different term in future. "Non-penetrative BB pussy slide" is a bit cumbersome. LOL

Use of pussy is one of the most essential erotic parts of a body slide massage.

Last year:

The term is used on pornsites mostly. However, English is like any language dynamic and evolving. You might just have coined a new meaning for it, if it catches on. I knew right away what you were talking about. My thinking is a bit of slang is often more colorful and guys here catch on quickly. Where I come from screwing is used a lot more than fucking which has a bit of a nasty connotation. Screwing (over) however also means deceiving or tricking.

[Syzygies]

Cameltoe in my perception is, and confirmed by the Urban Dictionary means: 'When her pants are so tight you can read her lips!

Thanks for correction. I don't speak Japanese so Japanese terms mean nothing to me.
I guess I picked up wrong meaning (misinterpreted) from someone's ISG report where seemingly referred to Cameltoe as a service. Guess I will use different term in future. "Non-penetrative BB pussy slide" is a bit cumbersome. LOL

Use of pussy is one of the most essential erotic parts of a body slide massage.

Last year:

Does anyone know where I can get a bareback Cameltoe slide?

Thanks

[Daddy San]

The bathtub as a piece of furniture was excellent, but the ability of this girl to use it for erotic means was extremely limited. I think deep inside she agreed with you that waiting to fill the bathtub was a waste of time, so she showered me in the bathtub, which was actually pretty pleasant.

You mentioned cameltoe before. I do not normally use this term. I assume it means rubbing her pussy against the man's cock without condom or penetration, right?

Thanks for the recommendations. Next time I go, I may ask the Mamasan whether JJ is in the line-up.

I beg to disagree.

Cameltoe in my perception is, and confirmed by the Urban Dictionary means: 'When her pants are so tight you can read her lips!

'rubbing her pussy against the man's cock without condom or penetration' I believe is called 'sumata' in Japanese and is a premier technique to achieve BB sex with (western) women who won't allow it to start with.

It is hardly necessary in Thailand but one better not practice BB here anyway.