Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Eric Swiss]

Thanks Eric. Your report started a bit negative so lucky I continued. Funny you recommend room with bath but say the bath was crap. Personally I don't give a crap about the room as long as bed is okay I found either type of room okay (with or without bath) but only that filling bath led to much wasted time. I also don't give a crap about massage and HJ. So lucky the remaining parts of the report was all pretty good. LOL. Dara means "a Star" (or celebrity or actress) so it's a slightly unusual name, probably working name. Daaw (Dao) or Duang also mean "star' (in the sky) and are more common.

The bathtub as a piece of furniture was excellent, but the ability of this girl to use it for erotic means was extremely limited. I think deep inside she agreed with you that waiting to fill the bathtub was a waste of time, so she showered me in the bathtub, which was actually pretty pleasant.

I think mucking around long time massaging legs is just time wastage too. I always take the sex part up front unless girl can turn me with a very good sexual body slide nuru gel thing. Is possible. No real massage for me. I tell girl no hands except for very light balls tickling. She can massage me with her tits, her ass, and her mouth (and eventually of course her pussy cameltoe or fucking).

You mentioned cameltoe before. I do not normally use this term. I assume it means rubbing her pussy against the man's cock without condom or penetration, right?

My two Addict tries were pretty good, "First" and JJ, with JJ being the better one worth repeating. Good GFE and good body slide with super 69 being a highlight.

Thanks for the recommendations. Next time I go, I may ask the Mamasan whether JJ is in the line-up.

[Syzygies]

I took the bathroom+nuru option, which comes at 2300 Baht for 1 hour. Highly recommended! The room is much more classy. Also the blue light in the ceiling makes for intimacy.

Bath was a bit crap. She ended up giving me a shower. Her English is really limited. Not much eye contact. When she washed my cock she got it hard and said it was big. Sometimes that can backfire, but I asked her if she was OK with it, and she said yes, so I was more or less protected.

Massage was crap. She did the legs very slowly and with no skill. At this point, all the alarm bells went off: no eye contact, not much intimacy, may be afraid of farang dick size, will take forever for as shitty massage and then starfish and rush me.

Thanks Eric. Your report started a bit negative so lucky I continued. Funny you recommend room with bath but say the bath was crap. Personally I don't give a crap about the room as long as bed is okay I found either type of room okay (with or without bath) but only that filling bath led to much wasted time. I also don't give a crap about massage and HJ. So lucky the remaining parts of the report was all pretty good. LOL. Dara means "a Star" (or celebrity or actress) so it's a slightly unusual name, probably working name. Daaw (Dao) or Duang also mean "star' (in the sky) and are more common.

I think mucking around long time massaging legs is just time wastage too. I always take the sex part up front unless girl can turn me with a very good sexual body slide nuru gel thing. Is possible. No real massage for me. I tell girl no hands except for very light balls tickling. She can massage me with her tits, her ass, and her mouth (and eventually of course her pussy cameltoe or fucking).

Clearly somewhat assertive behavior (but not aggressive) is needed with girls to avoid time wastage on useless things. I like to take control of the procedures and therefore like girls good at going with the flow. If girl has all these procedures she has to follow religiously, that are of no interest to me, I get sick of her pretty quickly. I can only tolerate for a short time.

If she grabs my dick too hard, that is a real negative for me too. One of the most common mistakes by girls. They really need to learn light touch and fingernails not to be used under any circumstances for me. The lighter and slower the sexual touch of a girl, the better I like it.

My two Addict tries were pretty good, "First" and JJ, with JJ being the better one worth repeating. Good GFE and good body slide with super 69 being a highlight.

[Eric Swiss]

Did either of you checking it out? I am a addict regular and really curious to know about the next door and whether its worth trying.

Cheers

I thought I would take one for the team but the two girls sitting outside Club 102 were ugly, so I walked right into good old Addict.

In its previous incarnation as Touch of Class, this MP had too few girls and no stunners. I would assume it's the same until I hear otherwise.

Decent line-up at Addict. One girl whom I did not know looked pretty, so I picked her. Rather tall, slim, dark hair. Her name is Dara. She says she's been working here for a long time but I can't remember her face. She couldn't find the room, so I am doubtful.

I took the bathroom+nuru option, which comes at 2300 Baht for 1 hour. Highly recommended! The room is much more classy. Also the blue light in the ceiling makes for intimacy.

Bath was a bit crap. She ended up giving me a shower. Her English is really limited. Not much eye contact. When she washed my cock she got it hard and said it was big. Sometimes that can backfire, but I asked her if she was OK with it, and she said yes, so I was more or less protected.

Massage was crap. She did the legs very slowly and with no skill. At this point, all the alarm bells went off: no eye contact, not much intimacy, may be afraid of farang dick size, will take forever for as shitty massage and then starfish and rush me.

I dug into my database of expertise and decided to take an action I had never done before: as soon as she had finished the second leg, I flipped and told her to massage my front.

I think she was shocked, but in a good way, because it showed I am a man who knows what he wants. And at this point what I wanted was her. All of a sudden she turned very compliant and gave me an excellent handjob. Still no eye contact, but it was slow and lasted a long time.

Then I told her to suck me. She asked condom? I said no. Twice. And she blew me BBBJ. Once again, assertiveness pays off. Much to my surprise, it was an excellent blow job. Still no eye contact, but she was looking at my cock, so that was good enough. Very long, just the right speed, no teeth. The real pro.

At some point I was ready to fuck her. She fumbled with the condom, and then couldn't fit me in. Thankfully, due to the superior HJ and BJ, my erection was nearly indestructible by this time, otherwise it might have been a disaster.

Anyway, she has a really tight pussy. After a few tries she managed to fit me in. And we started banging. She was really into it. The first position she came in was both of us sitting on top of each other, facing one another. Her tummy was twitching like crazy. Either that, or she's in the top 5% of bedroom actresses I've seen.

I made her come again in a couple of other positions, the last one when I fucked her sideways, and I also unloaded at the same time. It is uncommon for Addict girls to come or to convincingly fake orgasms. But afterwards in the bathtub she told me she'd come 3 times. So I tipped her 300 Baht, 100 Baht each.

My theory is that she is relatively shy, not super used to farangs, but the size of their cocks turns her on, and that being led gently but firmly also turns her on. Either that or I just happened to pick her up on the day she ovulated.

Would I recommend? Yes, but more for the experienced punter, because otherwise you'll end up with the most expensive shitty massage you've ever had. Her body is excellent.

Would I repeat? Uncharacteristically, yes. She is the only one that even remotely approaches Sandy, albeit in a very different style. I think Sandy has a lot more volume of customers. Dara gives too much of herself for it to be sustainable. When I was walking outside, I was like: "What kind of thunderstorm just engulfed me?" I used to feel more of that in my earlier days of mongering, but now it is quite rare and a cherished feeling.

[FritsVanegter]

Hello,

A few weeks ago I did send some sms to Honey bee massage shop to see what was on the menu. I paid 2400 before session started and soon realized the lady could not do what I did ask for. She and the ' door boy ' could not understand I wanted some kind of refund after I showed them the promises the manager did make by sms. Was already past closing time so I told them I will contact the manager the next day. She told me I was right so did give me back 1400 after talking to the girl. I told her to change her way of doing business and have a photobook with some extra info next to the girls photo so one could make a good selection. I returned a few days later to collect my money and did go next door to Analisa.

Liked that shop a lot with their special services. Most girls there are pretty to my standards but they are all mistresses so take care! The ones I had spoke real good English. The best service I got was from Soda. You can tell the reception what you like from a wide range of things and hope the mistress will stick to that!

The only so so session was with 2 ladies but I never had a good session with 2 ladies anywhere.

Also did visit Bongkot a few times. I like the talent over there! Especially June.

Did do some visits to Akane. Difficult to make a reservation there always seems to be crowded. But got some talent too.

Then Mitu opposite Akane in Soi 33. Some really pretty girls here. Good service all the time I did go there. Go for the VIP room. The manager there is a really nice guy. It is a bit more expensive than the other places. They open 10 am.

Next time I am in BKK I will make a booking there the day before and go there early in the morning and finish the day with a meeting at Analisa before hitting the street bars at lower Sukhumvit which did go down in quality a lot. Not a good place anymore to pick up FL for me. Lots of same same faces and the new talents popping up are usually from Africa which do have a bad reputation.

Maybe during my short summer holiday I will try the real Africa. I can imagine some real nice ladies can be found there too.

Oooh yeah, I got fed up with taxi drivers not using the meter traveling to and from the airport. When in town I never use taxi just stick to BTS MRT and walking.

Greetings, Frits.

P. S I did experience the mistress but I want to be a master myself. Not the one that hits but just some light submission. Where to find it?

[James Dean 2]

Did either of you checking it out? I am a addict regular and really curious to know about the next door and whether its worth trying.

Cheers

+1 to that. Handy that have several MPs in the area, for ease of MP hopping, till find the girl you just have to have.

[Crocodilexp]

I hit Bongkot in the last few days and had Cash. The experience was positive. Found her character very agreeable to mine, or maybe she happened to be in a good mood and I was in need of some self esteem in the form of GFE.

Had Cash a few months ago, and she was decent, did it all well enough, as is custom. Not much of a spark, though, for whatever reason. She's clearly professional enough, knows what she's doing, and isn't too lazy to do it. I wouldn't discourage anyone from trying her, though personally I most likely won't repeat.

At Bongkot my favorite is Nooknik, she's just amazingly sweet and provides very solid service at the same time. Although she's young, her body is not all that tight (to put it nicely).

[NopoProwler]

Thanks for the report, I've been waiting to see if anyone else reviewed Cash apart from me. I found Cash very attractive in a kind of impish way, I thought her service was excellent, she gave me one of the top 5 BJs of my life and I really hope she is still working when I get back to Bangkok at the end of May.

Apparently she is a seasoned pro who used to be know as April at Tulip.

Impish? I would have never thought of that word to describe a girl in the P4P business, haha. Good stuff! Kinda makes me think of Cheer at Addict.

Yeah, Cash is nice and that makes her more attractive, I guess. True, her BJ skill are top notch. Don't know about her massage skills, I didn't ask for any (forgot to mention that).

N

[Mjen1970]

I hit Bongkot in the last few days and had Cash.

The experience was positive. Found her character very agreeable to mine, or maybe she happened to be in a good mood and I was in need of some self esteem in the form of GFE.

She welcomed me to the shop and when presented with the choice, I asked her is she was available and she was. Looks were a yes for me though YMMV, as is with age and height. She's not skinny around the waist but I find her well proportioned.

Everything I wanted, we did and she never rushed me, seemed to enjoying herself as well. A real pro. If there is something she doesn't do, it is out of the list of things I want. I'm pretty standard.

WIR? More yes than no.

Nopo

Thanks for the report, I've been waiting to see if anyone else reviewed Cash apart from me. I found Cash very attractive in a kind of impish way, I thought her service was excellent, she gave me one of the top 5 BJs of my life and I really hope she is still working when I get back to Bangkok at the end of May.

Apparently she is a seasoned pro who used to be know as April at Tulip.

[NopoProwler]

I hit Bongkot in the last few days and had Cash.

The experience was positive. Found her character very agreeable to mine, or maybe she happened to be in a good mood and I was in need of some self esteem in the form of GFE.

She welcomed me to the shop and when presented with the choice, I asked her is she was available and she was. Looks were a yes for me though YMMV, as is with age and height. She's not skinny around the waist but I find her well proportioned.

Everything I wanted, we did and she never rushed me, seemed to enjoying herself as well. A real pro. If there is something she doesn't do, it is out of the list of things I want. I'm pretty standard.

WIR? More yes than no.

Nopo

[ThunderZ]

Optional and Syzygies, thanks for the replies / suggestions. This site is an almost endless trove of knowledge and I'm slowly working my way through the labyrinth taking notes as I go. A month out from the trip now so time to learn more. Its going to be amazing and I'll be the one with the smiles.

Thanks!

[Syzygies]

That looks like a nice place, but I need to see the girls LOL. It is right next to Addict so I might pop in this week and check it out.

+1 to that. Handy that have several MPs in the area, for ease of MP hopping, till find the girl you just have to have.

[Optional]

I've been to that place three times, and all three times I was given BJ and FS. So I'm not sure what happened in your case. Maybe it depends on the girl. The last time I was there, I was actually serviced by a really beautiful girl in her early 20's. Maybe it was the same one you got? It took some convincing to get her to do FS, but she relented in the end.

I found myself with just over an hour of free time and decided to walk the street next to Soi Cowboy. I scouted the area, and picked out the place with the super cute girl that caught my eye. There were actually about three girls in front, but I really liked just one of them. I head in with all three in tow. Mama offers me one I wasn't really into, but still not bad. I told her I liked the other one. There seemed to be maybe some unwritten rule I had broken by the looks on their face, but Mama quickly told her to go with me and I thought everything was good. Went for an hour oil massage. As soon as I get in the room and the massage starts, I hear moaning and slapping next door. I thought I was in for a treat here. It ends up there was a 40 minute massage that was extremely bland and then the offer. Offered a HJ only and asked for 1.5 K at that. I asked for the whole thing and she rubbed her tummy and said no. Also asked for the BJ and she smiled and showed her braces. No. I tried a couple of times but always a no. Bummed, I managed to negotiate a better offer and went for a topless HJ. She was truly amazing in her looks. 22 YO, beautiful dark skin, almost see sized perfect firm but natural top. Lots of playing with that and I didn't last long.

[Syzygies]

Unfortunately I only got a little bit of play on this trip in as I was visiting the GF and to be honest, she's dam fine and I had fun with her so not too many complaints here. Being a noob here, can you suggest what went wrong here. I really wanted what the guy in the next room got. I'll be back in March and I'm going alone this time.

No doubt the reason for the face reaction when you wanted to choose the particular girl, was because she was virtually out of action with some pussy problem, or her period, or whatever. Shit happens. Perhaps they could have told you she had a problem but were scared to lose your business completely.

Rather than ask about particular places, I suggest you read other guys' experiences and see what appeals. Then try one of those places recommended when you are not with GF, depending what style of fun appeals to you. Better still try several different styles. You might not know what you really like, till you experience it. Different guys on this forum have radically different things they look for.

[Syzygies]

I stayed at the hotel with the ex a few years ago and it was right across the alley from this place. No windows and an entrance like that are a good sign, but I didn't get to try. Actuality I think the entrance was around the right corner (east side) of the building as I walked by that side and saw about 20 chairs lined up behind each other in rows going up a slope and I only occasionally saw people coming out of this entrance. If time permits on my March trip, I'll check it out, but am wondering if anyone has any info. Its just a little bit north of the Earwan Shrine.

https://www.google.com/maps/@13.7487...7i13312!8i6656

Anyone happen to know if there is action here westerners can enjoy?

The Place you refer to is Venus Soapy Massage I believe in Pratu Naam district (The Water Gate).

I would suggest you try instead Chaopraya II on North side of Sri Ayuthaya road not far away. I was a regular there years ago.

https://goo.gl/maps/ccMmKhpzwcH2

Some very old info on Venus (from Mick Licker's Guide):
9.4. Venus

9.4.1. Overview

Rating: Not Recommended
Services: Soapie/Bath, Massage, Sex
Address: Near Big C, Ratchadamri Road, Pratu Nam
Tel: +66 (0)2 253 7785 to 6
Opening Hours:
Website:Soapy Massage Site
Price: (Nov 2006) 1700 Baht (1.5Hr)

9.3.3. General Info

Apparently has very small rooms with very small tubs. I haven't yet visited this MP.

9.3.5. How to Get There

1. Catch the BTS sktrain to Chitlom station and walk past Big C (opposite side to World Trade Centre). Its in a small Soi between the Bangkok City Inn Hotel and the Pratu Nam Canal Pier.

9.3.7. Links to Recent Reports

Jan 2008: El Greco
Jan 2008: El Greco
Jan 2008(Map): Mick Licker

[Mer Zues]

Has anyone tried the new Club 102 ?

http://www.massage-bangkok.net/

It seems to be replacing A touch of Class. They sell themselves as a luxury massage place.

ATOC used to have great lookers. No pics from the girls on the site but those from the place shows something brand new and very different from the usual oilies on soi 24.

That looks like a nice place, but I need to see the girls LOL. It is right next to Addict so I might pop in this week and check it out.