Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Syzygies]

Oh, one bit of advice, wherever you are now, if it is a European style place, buy condoms there. Thai condoms are really small.

Durex Comfort condoms here in Thailand are either 54 or 56 large size. I find them okay Usually stocked in Sukhumvit pharmacies but not necessarily in other places.

Lubes are rather sticky generally. I buy a good non sticky non allergenic one overseas and put in my suitcase. Ritex Aqua gel for example.

[Chacal60]

Ja from Bamboo. She's tiny, she's charming, and she takes it well. I'm roughly the same size as you.

You're welcome!

Hey guys,

I stumbled over this thread yesterday while trying to find some info for a newbie in the Bangkok fun industry.

I'm traveling around the world and am now in Thailand heading for Bkk soon. Thought I would give it all a shot.

Would love to go for some A+ level stuff.

I'm European, mid 20's, 193 cm, 93 kg, big sporty dude with 17 cm /5 6 in of fun. Could there be problems with the girls?

From searching around it sounds like I should try around Mango, Snow white, Merit or Bamboo.

Do you guys have any girls / recommendations for a newbie?

Appreciate the help.

[Mjen1970]

Hey guys,

I stumbled over this thread yesterday while trying to find some info for a newbie in the Bangkok fun industry.

I'm traveling around the world and am now in Thailand heading for Bkk soon. Thought I would give it all a shot.

Would love to go for some A+ level stuff.

I'm European, mid 20's, 193 cm, 93 kg, big sporty dude with 17 cm /5 6 in of fun. Could there be problems with the girls?

From searching around it sounds like I should try around Mango, Snow white, Merit or Bamboo.

Do you guys have any girls / recommendations for a newbie?

Appreciate the help.

Hi Burton 21 and welcome.

This is what I would do if I were you. Others will have different opinions but hey, that's a forum -.

For A level, I would recommend starting at Bongkot on Soi 22. Bongkot is in a little sub soi on the right hand side. Roll in there and see if any girls take your fancy and then ask which do A+. In my experience A+ is a kind of keyword, they won't understand anal or ass fucking or boom boom toot (not the way I say it anyway). If there is no-one you like there, then back out onto Sukhumvit and onto soi 24 and head into Mango and repeat and then on down to soi 26 and try Snow White. I'm sure you'll find someone you like and that's it.

After you've fulfilled whatever kinky desires around the PSE sukhumvit oilies, I recommend a trip up to Nataree, the service is not as good as the oilies, its a lot more vanilla but there are some seriously hot girls working in there. IIRC its near Huang Kwang on the MRT.

Oh, one bit of advice, wherever you are now, if it is a European style place, buy condoms there. Thai condoms are really small.

[Christian G]

Would love to go for some A+ level stuff.
I'm European, mid 20's, 193 cm, 93 kg, big sporty dude with 17 cm /5 6 in of fun. Could there be problems with the girls?
From searching around it sounds like I should try around Mango, Snow white, Merit or Bamboo.

Don't worry about 17 cm, the girls there have seen and tried cock more and more big for sure. LOL. If you want A+ just walk inside the shop and ask which girls will offer this service.

[AirlineCrew]

Hey guys,

I stumbled over this thread yesterday while trying to find some info for a newbie in the Bangkok fun industry.

I'm traveling around the world and am now in Thailand heading for Bkk soon. Thought I would give it all a shot.

Would love to go for some A+ level stuff.

I'm European, mid 20's, 193 cm, 93 kg, big sporty dude with 17 cm /5 6 in of fun. Could there be problems with the girls?

From searching around it sounds like I should try around Mango, Snow white, Merit or Bamboo.

Do you guys have any girls / recommendations for a newbie?

Appreciate the help.

Let me give you a response before any senior will say this to you: RTFF!!

First welcome to the forum, hope it will help you out and get laid.

I will not go into much detail on your question but all the places you mention are perfect for a newbie.

I prefer snowwhite myself, just walk in after 3 pm and there will be plenty of girls to choose from.

Pay upfront and they will try to give you the first girl in line. I would refuse and just ask to see all the girls. You can then proceed to have a look at the waiting area where all the girls are. They will all smile at you and you can pick one from there. Easy.

Just watch the ceiling cause I've hit my head in that area too and I'm just a little shorter then you are. Speaking of sizes. I don't know why guys have this need to tell us their dick size. Don't worry 17 cm is not that big, these girls know what to do with it even while they are petite themselves. A lot of girls are A+, when you pick one just ask if she is A+, again simple.

So have fun and you should really RTFF.

Cheers.

ALC.

[LoveHole69]

Well there was some guys on here saying extreme porn was likely influencing stuff people want, but I was watching that since I was like 14 and at first I was happy with just the ladies poons but then after so long I believe its just normal progression to want more exciting stuff, usually I just search for a tighter pussy or if the ladies ass is offered up then it fulfills the same purpose. I don't know why you are listing your size it sounds pretty normal I'm 185 cm and about 22 cm on a good day and iv never had a problem most of the ladies like it and could take more, if they are small its just great get a better fit and need to stretch them out a bit, the only problem is it can make you come to fats if your of that disposition or of course if the ladies doesn't like you much and then doesn't stretch to take you but then the session wouldn't be good then even if you had a small 4 inches and about the people saying 1 in 100 ladies like anal I think that figure is far to low and you will have no problems.

[Eric Swiss]

Ha ha. Amusing. I find that some girls have a pussy with absolutely perfect feel. Not all pussies are equal. At Crazy House, I am a little addicted to Ging Gaew because her pussy feels sooo wonderful, accommodating and yet a nice gentle squeeze over the whole dick (not due to her big tits). So it's reasonable to assume that not all cocks feel perfect to a girl too. However point taken that girls have certain lines that they use a lot. How many times did we hear "Ananconda" LOL no matter in English, Thai, Romanian, or any other language, it's the same word. LOL.

Thanks for the report. I like all your reports actually. I might try calling in to Mitu and see if they have my types.

Thanks for the thumbs-up, I like your reports too, the last one from Addict was very informative!

[Burton21]

Hey guys,

I stumbled over this thread yesterday while trying to find some info for a newbie in the Bangkok fun industry.

I'm traveling around the world and am now in Thailand heading for Bkk soon. Thought I would give it all a shot.

Would love to go for some A+ level stuff.

I'm European, mid 20's, 193 cm, 93 kg, big sporty dude with 17 cm /5 6 in of fun. Could there be problems with the girls?

From searching around it sounds like I should try around Mango, Snow white, Merit or Bamboo.

Do you guys have any girls / recommendations for a newbie?

Appreciate the help.

[Syzygies]

Mid afternoon started my MP circuit.

At Addict. Line up was about 25 girls. Baffling and confusing. Mid afternoon is a mistake in a way as could not get adjusted to the dim lighting too well coming from bright sunshine. I could see the girl shapes but not their faces too clearly. Obviously heaps have nose jobs so I wanted to check the look better than my eyes were managing. In the end, the girl on the very end was in better light and closer to me. I could see her tits looked soft and nose looked quite straight. Probable nose job but a good one. Not the slimmest but face was cute enough. I gave her the nod.

Girl was J. J. From Bangkok. Soft natural be cups slightly saggy (probable baby but did not see stretch marks). Just 20 yo. Not exactly skinny but not fat at all. No flab. Good soft ass.

Nice opening kiss and nice play in the shower. Goid fun GFE overall. She started a gel massage but I taught her about fake massage using tits and ass. Good camel toe despite lack of experience. She says just 3 days experience.

69 was blissful. BBBJ not that deep but she knew how to go soft and slow and tickle the balls at same time. Fucked in many positions. Her pussy had very nice soft grip but she could take it all. Sometimes a young mum suits me better. Especially enjoyed slapping against her soft ass.

After 3 moderately ordinary P4 P fucks this week, this session was the most enjoyable and certainly goes on the repeat list. She probably has a few years of sex eperience despite only 20. Not a PSE but very good GFE. More memorable than my first addict girl.

Did not notice if girls have numbers or just names.

[LA Guy 5]

Actually Tulip used to provide training. Gals in the early days all provided very similar service down to the same slurping noises during BBBJ. And yes, most people have to train themselves, but it seems that most Thai P4 P workers aren't very interested in polishing their skill sets.

Yes, Tulip did provide a high level of training and then when a number of Tulip girls left to manage or work at other oilies, the training was handed down so you could get Tulip-like service from many of the girls at places like Mango and Snow White. But it seems things have changed so that there is only a remnant left of the training that had been handed down from Tulip (and likely Baron's before that).

Whether this reflects greater difficulty in finding girls willing to work in these places, which might translate into "we are not going to let a girl get away just because she won't rim or do A+ etc. ," or the related issue of there now seem to be a greater number of oilies than before, and perhaps as a result of the competition to find girls oilies may be willing to accept girls who will provide lower service levels.

I tend to believe many of us idealize how the oily girls looked in the past relative to now--many in the past including so-called "superstars" really were not very attractive contrary to the general belief the girls were more attractive back then--but insofar as service goes, it was much better a few years ago than it is now.

[Syzygies]

Actually Tulip used to provide training. Gals in the early days all provided very similar service down to the same slurping noises during BBBJ. And yes, most people have to train themselves, but it seems that most Thai P4 P workers aren't very interested in polishing their skill sets.

I have found training myself in sex quite difficult and requiring very long years. Problem is the lack of feedback coming from the girls, despite asking them to say what feels better. Then have to fall back on careful observation of subtle changes in the way their bodies move, or rigorous bucking movements (that could be acting), how they juice up (particularly just before orgasm), etc. I took months to discover a special trick that could make my ex Farang wife cum, by trial and error. She was totally unaware what a real cum was before that, so she couldn't help much. Turned out her clit needed to be fingered in a certain way and rhythm concurrent with deep dick penetration. Then she wanted sex exactly the same every time. Became boring.

Without very high desire to learn and improve, girls might not change much in a short time. I never met girls that changed dramatically in skills, only in attitude from alcohol or when they started to like the customer.

All skilled girls I met, were already skilled from the first session. They had already got their experience and training I guess.

My GF says she will never change dramatically. I should just accept how she is. Not highly skilled but fortunately her pussy feels really quite excellent for me and she is having a fairly wild behavior to sex due to high sensitivity (meaning opposite to starfish). That and a hot body saves her from being a boring fuck I guess. I am always ready to have another round with her (would prefer more). Yes this is not P4 P but does not mean she is really cheap either.

[Goatscrot]

I work in I. T. The company I work for, never trained me. My skills are far too specialised for anyone to have had the ability and knowledge to train me too. I have to train myself on the job and via manuals and experimentation. My University degree was of very limited usefulness but I guess worth something in very basic knowledge. Maybe a Thailand University should introduce a Bachelorette in Sex Service. I concede that skills required for a PSE MP shop are probably far less highly specialised.

Do any shops actually provide extended training for girls, or is it really just a quick run down? Which shops do provide good training of girls. I think guys have found dud girls in just about any shop, although we all have different reasons for giving a dud assessment.

I could say the service was weak because the girl did everything to hard and too fast. Soft and extremely slow is my requirement.

Actually Tulip used to provide training. Gals in the early days all provided very similar service down to the same slurping noises during BBBJ. And yes, most people have to train themselves, but it seems that most Thai P4 P workers aren't very interested in polishing their skill sets.

[Syzygies]

She gave me the usual: "your cock is so big" routine, but truth be told her pussy was bigger. I guess you don't get Platinum status without having seen a few miles of cocks. I did get the strong feeling she prefers farang size and lasting power, over the Japanese 4/4/4 (4 inches, 4 minutes, 4 thousand bahts). She told me many times that my cock was perfect-sized. Maybe she says that to everybody?

Ha ha. Amusing. I find that some girls have a pussy with absolutely perfect feel. Not all pussies are equal. At Crazy House, I am a little addicted to Ging Gaew because her pussy feels sooo wonderful, accommodating and yet a nice gentle squeeze over the whole dick (not due to her big tits). So it's reasonable to assume that not all cocks feel perfect to a girl too. However point taken that girls have certain lines that they use a lot. How many times did we hear "Ananconda" LOL no matter in English, Thai, Romanian, or any other language, it's the same word. LOL.

Thanks for the report. I like all your reports actually. I might try calling in to Mitu and see if they have my types.

[Eric Swiss]

This is what this board is good for, every once in a while I hear of a place I haven't sampled before that has some quality. Mitu. A bit out of the way on the very Japanese Soi 33, so not easily accessible by BTS. But well worth the detour.

First, the papasan is very commercial in a good way. He looks Japanese with pretty good English. I would imagine him as the son of a Yakuza warlord, but polished and cool. The whole operation is extremely well run. I picked a Platinum girl, thinking if that doesn't get my rocks off, nothing will. Damage: 4000 Baht. They threw in the VIP room for free, which is basically Japanese soapland: Nuru massage on an inflatable mattress. You've all seen the videos. Normal surcharge for VIP room is 1000 Baht so to get it free was quite a discount.

Room was impeccable. I hope you don't mind walking up 3 flights of stairs. Kitty has really expensive-looking be-cup fake tits. By that I mean they are perfectly shaped and they bounce just right. If you're not into braces, then strike her out. But her routine was impeccable. She is Thai, by the way, not Japanese, but well trained.

She gave me the usual: "your cock is so big" routine, but truth be told her pussy was bigger. I guess you don't get Platinum status without having seen a few miles of cocks. I did get the strong feeling she prefers farang size and lasting power, over the Japanese 4/4/4 (4 inches, 4 minutes, 4 thousand bahts). She told me many times that my cock was perfect-sized. Maybe she says that to everybody?

Anyway, this was the second floor "no hand massage zone". First floor "Japanese massage zone" was closed when I went. By the way, I think the concept of putting a brothel in a hotel (the compact hotel) is brilliant. I will recommend it to my friends going forward.

Going back to the massage, there were hands involved, but maybe only 10% of the time. Strong point was the Nuru inflatable mattress slide. Girl is very attentionate. She could have made me blow any time during the preliminaries, but purposefully slowed down so I could enjoy the grand finale. She was good in every position. Really nice to look at. Very flexible in a naughty way. High class service.

After satisfaction had been reached, a relaxing massage of the legs, and some time to lay down on the bed to chill. I felt very energized walking out. Forsook the ice cream, I know some people come only for that.

Would I repeat? Definitely, Mitu is on my list, somewhere of a cross between Addict and Lord's with a Japanese flavor. Kitty? Well, I'd have to make a rotation of the Mitu talent before I circle back to her, but I would definitely recommend her. Platinum is platinum.

[Syzygies]

But, according to your earlier conjecture, since men / punters have been exposed to those activites in porn for quite some time now, they ought to be wildly popular or at the very least as frequently mentioned and sought out on boards like these as anal sex is. However, they are not. I don't think I have read even one post asking where to find such activities. Which again argues against your exposure to porn first, interest and experimentation afterwards theory.

No, I am only hearing a small percentage of guys are getting very extreme warped desires based on what they saw in porn. My main point about what girls are doing in porn, is that it is not so enjoyable for them for the most part. Also porn depicts many abnormal sexual activities Also a lot of porn is depicting female subjugation by degrading activities. Not my favorite types of porn. I am warped about females too, in that I don't like to see them with clothes on so much in the P4 P world. I really love the most beautiful female naked bodies, preferably all natural, no tats, no piercings, no fake stuff. Pure natural uncovered, preferably slim and high no sag. This is the type of art I understand. LOL.

I accept that anal is very enjoyable for many men and a loose pussy is not doing it for them. However I do believe its a small part of the Bangkok female P4 P workers who are really enjoying anal that much rather than just providing it. If girls liked it so much, I would be hearing from them "Do you want to take my ass today?" This rarely happens. I will try some more A+ girls, and see if they do offer it.

It doesn't bother me at all that guys will use only A+ girls at a PSE shop. This is a good way for the girl to ensure reliable business.

I don't like to see normal P4 P girls rated as crap though, because she is not used to, nor provides anal. I don't like to read when a guy complains she refused to swallow his cum. He needs her to do that? Why? I don't like big fat things up my ass nor do I drink cum cocktail shakes, nor take cum skin treatment serum on my face. I can understand that plenty of girls also don't want to do that. I am sure they would do it if the money was right, but guys are not offering a big bonus for it.

A girl tried to take me up her ass recently but she could not manage it. Okay By me. Her ass was too tight. I preferred her pussy anyway, even though I am very difficult to cum person.