Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Mjen1970]

I visited Mangos massage on soi 24 (subsoi to the left) recently and was surprised by the line-up. Several of the girls were in fact pretty, and not very old either. Seemed much better than my last visit two years ago. I got in and asked to choose girl. I picked Ee (spelling?) And a good choice she was. Exellent service with the usual stuff you get in an oily massage place. 2100 baht for one hour. Also A+.

Mango is so hit and miss. I've had some of my best sessions in there with Wan and Mud amongst others but I was there over thanksgiving and it was a sorry state of affairs. Maybe I'll stick my head in next time I am there in May.

[Syzygies]

For a change, I picked the bathtub room, which is only 200 Baht more, and in my view well worth it. It makes the girl feel special, and I like to fuck in a nice environment. Also the bath time allows for some naughty shenanigans.

I tried a bathtub room as well, however I would say that the drawback is it fills very slowly, wasting some time. I would it could be really good, if shower / clean and then fuck while the bathtub is still filling. Water pressure may well be variable. Wasted time may not matter much if session is 2 hours (add 200 baht). 90 mins, it could matter.

On web site, many girls look plain to me, however a few with good possibilities: New, Sandy (if tits did not look so fake), Tukataa, Cheery?, Bowie, A, Mo, Blue and Nana. Its very rare I would consider that many girls as a possibility. It's a big set of staff. Pity the uniforms hide the tits and ass so much. I would prefer if they wore underwear type costume.

My idea for an ideal MP would be to have all the girls wearing skimpy knickers and sleek silky short wrap dressing gowns, no bras or see through bras, and be able to adjust the dressing gown to expose tits (or partially) during the line up.

[EihTooms]

Your categories, did not split between those married or with a "permanent" partner, compared to those single. I don't believe married Thai ladies are nearly as promiscuous as their husbands, however could have every right to be.

Single Thai girls may well have a lot of partners, however P4 P girls should be excluded from the survey. Non P4 P Thai girls have significant STD risks due to many partners. In the old days, if a Thai girl fucked some guy, she was considered to be his wife from then on, even if he fucked other girls. Fortunately, this has changed and allows Thai girls to be far more promiscuous than they could have been in old times. The double standard is gradually disappearing.

From what I have read, "Adultery" is one of the general grounds for divorce under Thai family law. But only if it is the wife who has committed adultery. No such restriction or grounds exists for the husband. Might be a reason Thai wives don't screw around as much. Or, at least, why they work harder to keep it a secret. LOL.

Ground For Divorce In Thailand.

http://www.siam-legal.com/legal_serv...ds-divorce.php

A 3-year period of separation.

One spouse has deserted the other for over one year.

The husband has taken another woman as his wife.

The wife has committed adultery.

One spouse is guilty of misconduct (criminal or otherwise).

One spouse has physically or mentally harmed the other.

Lack of Maintenance and Support.

One spouse has had incurable insanity for at least 3 years.

One spouse has broken the bond of good behavior.

One spouse has an incurable, communicable and dangerous disease.

One spouse has a physical disadvantage so as to be unable to cohabit as husband and wife.

[Syzygies]

You are probably not under any illusion that you made her come. Every woman is an actress. Some get could get awards for their performance. Too many members on ISG like to brag and kid themselves about what awesome studs they are.

Nope. It's not about being a stud at all. It can be about attempting to give the girl a good time as well, if she wants it or is receptive.

Not every woman is an actress, some are amazing actresses and some are pathetic at that, and some don't even try. Don't try to kid yourself that a woman never ever enjoys sex. Maybe is just that some men are not ever enjoyable in bed. Many Thai P4P girls don't see why they should not get it off on occasions. Others say they avoid it due to tiring them and making them lazy. Some P4Ps admit to lying to their boyfriends, saying they never enjoyed with a customer. Some P4P girls had such a good time with the customer, they ended up marrying him. Was it always just for his money I don't think so. Probably 50% of Thais happily married to Farangs in my country probably came from a P4P background.

Don't put them all in one box. There is always large variation. Thailand has always had semi-pros as well. Girls looking for a desirable hook up, a good time, and getting a little bit to help pay the rent too. Many of these have regular jobs or are between jobs. My early experiences at the Thermae were with semi-pros, needing some extra cash to pay for the rent or a trip or whatever. Heaps of potential customers were being refused until the girl felt comfortable with some guy.

If Thai girls never like sex, why are they so promiscuous. Taking some money for it is not a magic on-off switch. I will concede that the more often the girl has to fuck, the less likely she is to be wanting to cum each time. Many Oily MP girls have to fuck too many times per day. That is why some of the honest ones will say they don't want to cum. Not all are bullshit artists to all customers.

[Eric Swiss]

There was a decent line-up of about 15 girls. One of the girls who acted as the Mamasan tried to recommend a couple, but they were all dumpy looking. I picked a tall one with nice cheekbones and decent tits. Her name was Amy. It was my first time with her, but she asked why I had never picked her up before. Apparently she was in the line-up and remember me checking her out. I don't know how they remember so many clients. Their mental abilities are absolutely astounding.

For a change, I picked the bathtub room, which is only 200 Baht more, and in my view well worth it. It makes the girl feel special, and I like to fuck in a nice environment. Also the bath time allows for some naughty shenanigans.

I absolutely recommend Amy. I think she is really good looking. She is from the South but looks more Chinese. She has curly hair, not sure what that means, but apparently people teased her about that when she was young. Her English is good.

Good massage. BBBJ. Cowgirl, and quite a few other positions. I came in the missionary. She was pretty good in all positions. Didn't rush me, although we used the full hour. There was even a bit of a massage after sex. She tried to loosen me up with Thai massage, but beware the girl is strong!

Not a whole lot of personal connection, but it was sufficient to pass the time in agreeable company.

Would I repeat? If there's nothing better or newer in the line-up maybe. Would I recommend? Yes, and the bathtub room especially. All in all another solid Addict performance.

[Syzygies]

Thai women are the second most promiscuous females on the planet according to a recent study. Most are very unlikely to restrict their activities to one guy, be they P4 P or "regular" gals. Of course I would say this is a far more normal state than the monogamy so many worship in many parts of the West. I for one don't really care how many dudes the gal is doing. Quick shower and she is good as new. I am not in the hobby to feel "special. " In fact, I like an experiences gal with a well developed skill set.

Your categories, did not split between those married or with a "permanent" partner, compared to those single. I don't believe married Thai ladies are nearly as promiscuous as their husbands, however could have every right to be.

Single Thai girls may well have a lot of partners, however P4 P girls should be excluded from the survey. Non P4 P Thai girls have significant STD risks due to many partners. In the old days, if a Thai girl fucked some guy, she was considered to be his wife from then on, even if he fucked other girls. Fortunately, this has changed and allows Thai girls to be far more promiscuous than they could have been in old times. The double standard is gradually disappearing.

I would have thought Latina and African girls would be more willing to fuck around than non-P4P Thais.

Unlike Dan, I don't restrict the term "romance" to monogamous people. Love and sex are too different topics. Its possible to have strong romantic feelings for more than one girl at the same time, and still be fucking some other ones when excessively horny. I have also been in situation of having feelings too strong with more than one girl, and pondering if was possible to dump either of them and continue with just one. One of them picked another guy first, so my decision was not needed. Naturally, having zero girlfriends and freedom is the best scenario,

[Beijing4987]

Goatscrot.

You are probably not under any illusion that you made her come. Every woman is an actress. Some get could get awards for their performance. Too many members on ISG like to brag and kid themselves about what awesome studs they are.

[Goatscrot]

I was thinking more about monogamous women, who restrict themselves to one relationship with only one guy. That's the kind of relationship most people think of, when they talk about romance.

If the lady has many boyfriends, and she is especially interested in western guys, then there isn't much difference between her and the regular P4P ladies. Because your relationship with her isn't exclusive. You are sharing her with other guys. The only real difference is that you don't give her any money. Which isn't a big deal, unless you can't afford it.

The thing about being friends with such women, whether they are P4P or not, is that they all understand a guy who is nice to them, and they usually respond with some affection of their own. That's what the GFE experience is all about. And you can get it with your P4P lady too.

Thai women are the second most promiscuous females on the planet according to a recent study. Most are very unlikely to restrict their activities to one guy, be they P4 P or "regular" gals. Of course I would say this is a far more normal state than the monogamy so many worship in many parts of the West. I for one don't really care how many dudes the gal is doing. Quick shower and she is good as new. I am not in the hobby to feel "special. " In fact, I like an experiences gal with a well developed skill set.

[Syzygies]

John Traveller,

Nice report and I agree about finding some good looks in Mango. More than one girl I could do. Girls names are hard to spell. Ee may well be Aey but spelling in English doesn't matter too much.

[Syzygies]

My best tip is just to be gentle and patient with them and let them do their thing. If you try and take control in "mitu" you are likely to have a bad experience as girls will be confused. Their English is also limited. Seems to me like they have not worked other places before.

Mitu is also pricey for Bangkok. So if you are looking primarily for a good fuck, there are other places to go.

Thanks for the insight. I am not a relax type nor extremely vigorous. However I don't want a massage other than Nuru. I prefer girls that can go with the flow rather than follow a procedure. Although I speak Thai, it still maybe not my style unless happen to get an adaptable girl.

[Member #4698]

I think there's a right time and a wrong time to pull out a preprinted card and hand it to a girl. The right time might be when your interacting with a waitress, bartender, massage girl and get a vibe that she likes you so you hand her a card and say lets meet up. The wrong time is when your walking in a mall and you just walk up to any girl and hand it over like one of those hawkers on walking street.

Right. I made the same point over in the Makati thread a few days ago in response to some poster's idea to hand out cards to all the girls he sees in the high end Greenbelt mall. I think it is very rude and just not the way to behave in a foreign country. Although it is not impossible to pick up an amateur in a high end shopping mall, it is unlikely. You need to have some game and a certain amount of class if you want to successfully play in this league. And in BKK I think you have to speak Thai as well. Handing out cards to all the attractive girls that walk by is simply the wrong thing to do, in the wrong place, at the wrong time and it might get you into some serious trouble if you offend the wrong girl with her man nearby. In other words, try not to be an asshole when travelling in foreign countries. It really helps.

[John Traveller]

I visited Mangos massage on soi 24 (subsoi to the left) recently and was surprised by the line-up. Several of the girls were in fact pretty, and not very old either. Seemed much better than my last visit two years ago. I got in and asked to choose girl. I picked Ee (spelling?) And a good choice she was. Exellent service with the usual stuff you get in an oily massage place. 2100 baht for one hour. Also A+.

Some weeks later I wanted to go there again, but then I was lured into nearby Orient massage. First time in this place for me. I chosed girl and up we went. Also this place is the same standard oil-massage style I like. I don't remember her name, but her pussy was so good that I forgot to ask for A+. Also here 2100 baht.

Another concept I like in Bangkok is BJ-bars. So one day I went to that place with the sencored name, [CodeWord900], but now it will say codeword900. It's located on soi 8 (subsoi to the right), the name starts with an L and and ends with an s (it's a plural word). The place is just as good as I remembered it. It's important to say "choose girl", and don't go with anyone thay give you. Exellent service (that means bbbjcimas and a girl with a nice sense of humour) upstairs for 800.

A few weeks ago I went to the most famous of these bars, DrBj on soi 7/1. It's well organised, and you don't' have to say those difficult words "choose girl!" LOL. They line up at once. The girl I got here wasn't as good as the one I got in the L-place though, but good enough. Cost here is 800-1000, but I like the L-place better (only based this on a few visits though).

What I like about these places is the casual style of the whole of it. Just om my way from buying some grocieries in a shop and eating at a restaurant I peek into a massage parlour for a while and get my fix. Yes, Bangkok makes me relax!

[Whoreman]

During my first few days I checked the boxes on Nataree, Bit Style on 22 and Crazy Horse.

Care to share more on Bit Style? I've never heard of this place and the website just says it's a HJ / BJ place from 900 baht without giving any more details.

I don't see the point of sharing your business card activities in this particular thread, which is about massage parlors.

[Breadman]

It's not really very novel. This stunt has been discussed many times on the Philippines threads.

I think there's a right time and a wrong time to pull out a preprinted card and hand it to a girl. The right time might be when your interacting with a waitress, bartender, massage girl and get a vibe that she likes you so you hand her a card and say lets meet up. The wrong time is when your walking in a mall and you just walk up to any girl and hand it over like one of those hawkers on walking street.

[Red Kilt]

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I applaud him though for using his cards and trying to see which girls take the bait, it's something different.

It's not really very novel. This stunt has been discussed many times on the Philippines threads.

It's very risky handing out cards with your contact information on it, especially if you are not highly selective. You need to be sure the girl has at least shown some interest in you in some way rather than passing it to her completely unsolicited.

I personally know of an instance in Manila where a girl received a card, took it home, showed it to her parents and they were not impressed by such crass behavior from a foreigner.

A trap was set and the guy was seriously embarrassed when he turned up for the date.

I know another case where the girl passed the card to her friend (a fugly) and she responded.

We have probably all seen the short video of the hotel lobby coffee shop with a sexy woman sitting at a table being admired by a guy at another table. He stood up to leave and as he passed her table he dropped his room key on her table and walked on. A few minutes later she stood up and as she walked past another table with a fat slob sitting at the table she dropped the first guy's key on his table and walked on. The video ended with the fat guy slobbering with surprise, and it's not too hard to imagine what went down eventually.

Potentially similar scenario could occur with your card (and number) ending up in the wrong hands.

I am very leery about giving out contact information randomly. So far, so good.