Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[JohnM4814]

I'm well into the third week of my third visit. I am not that presumptuous to believe I am some kind of expert on the scene here but it's a different feeling this time around. Gone are the hesitations especially of my first visit when I venture out around midday from the Marriott on 57. Great Hotel!
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Reality check: I'm mid-fifties, in decent shape, recognize the value of good clothes and grooming but I am under no illusion that they were going to call because I reminded them of their favorite Korean pop star. So why would they?, curiosity, financial reward who knows? I wasn't sure any would but believe it or not some did....

Hi Gerry,

Thanks for the post. I am first time in BKK (only one week to test the waters). Could you please share a couple of starting points for me, since it seems we are somewhat similar. I am 50, slim and fit. Mainly, a reasonable cost (2000-3000) + reasonable sex with slim 25 yo. I find it irritating to pay lady drinks and not knowing if I could take the girl out, etc. Plus I do not drink much these days (I do not want to sit and drink in Go Go bars for hours).

Also, what is your feedback on ThaiCupid? It seems like a good way of spending daytime on dates. My only problem is what to do with the ugly / fat ones when they show up on the dates. I do not want to be rude. So money / time is wasted. I got 4-5 replies, so I am thinking what to do with them today.

[Syzygies]

I had visited Annie's on my first trip without staying but due to it being regularly touted by a senior member of this forum I gave it another try. It took all my resolve not to walk out. Their lineup is just too substandard. Anyway I picked the best of the fishbowl and yes she tried but the combination of the tacky amenities and the lack of looks was too challenging.

If no one appeals, can walk out and try somewhere else. That is what I do. I have probably left Annies empty handed more often than not, if I have not booked a specific girl. Nice girls exist, but can be busy or wrong time of day. My 3 good girls I booked last year were all as a consequence of having spotted them previously at Annies (or BJ Nuru) or outside on the street. None were picked from the fishbowl line up the first time I fucked them. You can be lucky with the fishbowl line up, or not. Come to think of it, I have only picked a girl directly from the Annies fishbowl on 3 occasions over several years. Numbers 36, 99 (mistake), and one other I forget. I have been for a look many more times than that.

I am surprised that you got 7 bites from 40 cards. An interesting technique. Not for me as I don't really want dates, but has some possibilities and some drawbacks.

Would be nice to hear a bit more about Bit Style, and the Ratchada/Petchburi soapies.

[Mjen1970]

In my experience for what its worth if are you looking for in-house fun, for PSE you go to the usual suspects I. E. Oilies on 22 and 24, for looks go to the soapies on Ratchada and Phetchaburi.

Wise words, I could not agree more.

Moving on I decided on this trip I would seek out romance not the marrying kind of romance but something more than the impersonal pay and shag so I had some cards printed with my number and the message" If you would like to meet again, call me". The plan was to hand them out to shop assistants, waitresses anybody that met the criteria which was that there had to be some semblance of a connection however vague or imagined, an exchange in English, eye contact and a sweet smile. Mostly I worked the shopping malls Terminal 21 and Central World being my favorites. I always carried a map and used it as a prop to ask directions from somebody I fancied. Sex was not going to be the objective more a consequence of getting to know her.

Reality check: I'm mid-fifties, in decent shape, recognize the value of good clothes and grooming but I am under no illusion that they were going to call because I reminded them of their favorite Korean pop star. So why would they?, curiosity, financial reward who knows? I wasn't sure any would but believe it or not some did.

Over 10 days from some 40 cards I got 7 calls with the following results. Need to mention I made a mistake with the first date taking her to Rossano's on 23 my favorite Italian restaurant. She didn't like western food. Thereafter I always met up in Gulliver's on 5. Ok how did it work out? The shortest date was less than 30 minutes of near silence with a phone addict. Two lasted less than an hour, after listening to as many tales of woe as anybody should reasonably be expected to. Two said they would stay with me but wanted to know how much I would pay them but two are now I guess you could call girlfriends. I take care of them with "gifts" but I didn't give anything the first time they stayed with me. One that I met at an ice cream stall in Terminal 21 is a real honey that I am getting way too fond of.

For me this works, firstly I enjoy the process of meeting the girls and handing out the cards and secondly there is the excitement of wondering who if anybody will call or text. I know some members use apps in much the same way but they end more being more like blind dates which have never worked out for me even if it was how one of my favorite artists met his wife Iman. Are. I. P. David, you were one of a kind.

I'm impressed, not a bad idea at all with the cards and the map. Nice planning and good for you that it bore a couple of results!

[GerryGa]

I'm well into the third week of my third visit. I am not that presumptuous to believe I am some kind of expert on the scene here but it's a different feeling this time around. Gone are the hesitations especially of my first visit when I venture out around midday from the Marriott on 57. Great Hotel!

As always after booking an appointment my first port of call is Tandy on 53 where the delicate hands of the delectable the get me in the mood for the day ahead. I've noticed from another forum that her reputation has spread which surprises me not at all. She is a Bangkok treasure.

During my first few days I checked the boxes on Nataree, Bit Style on 22 and Crazy Horse. As they say it was same same but all three yielded good results. I had visited Annie's on my first trip without staying but due to it being regularly touted by a senior member of this forum I gave it another try. It took all my resolve not to walk out. Their lineup is just too substandard. Anyway I picked the best of the fishbowl and yes she tried but the combination of the tacky amenities and the lack of looks was too challenging. In my experience for what its worth if are you looking for in-house fun, for PSE you go to the usual suspects I. E. Oilies on 22 and 24, for looks go to the soapies on Ratchada and Phetchaburi.

Moving on I decided on this trip I would seek out romance not the marrying kind of romance but something more than the impersonal pay and shag so I had some cards printed with my number and the message" If you would like to meet again, call me". The plan was to hand them out to shop assistants, waitresses anybody that met the criteria which was that there had to be some semblance of a connection however vague or imagined, an exchange in English, eye contact and a sweet smile. Mostly I worked the shopping malls Terminal 21 and Central World being my favorites. I always carried a map and used it as a prop to ask directions from somebody I fancied. Sex was not going to be the objective more a consequence of getting to know her.

Reality check: I'm mid-fifties, in decent shape, recognize the value of good clothes and grooming but I am under no illusion that they were going to call because I reminded them of their favorite Korean pop star. So why would they?, curiosity, financial reward who knows? I wasn't sure any would but believe it or not some did.

Over 10 days from some 40 cards I got 7 calls with the following results. Need to mention I made a mistake with the first date taking her to Rossano's on 23 my favorite Italian restaurant. She didn't like western food. Thereafter I always met up in Gulliver's on 5. Ok how did it work out? The shortest date was less than 30 minutes of near silence with a phone addict. Two lasted less than an hour, after listening to as many tales of woe as anybody should reasonably be expected to. Two said they would stay with me but wanted to know how much I would pay them but two are now I guess you could call girlfriends. I take care of them with "gifts" but I didn't give anything the first time they stayed with me. One that I met at an ice cream stall in Terminal 21 is a real honey that I am getting way too fond of.

For me this works, firstly I enjoy the process of meeting the girls and handing out the cards and secondly there is the excitement of wondering who if anybody will call or text. I know some members use apps in much the same way but they end more being more like blind dates which have never worked out for me even if it was how one of my favorite artists met his wife Iman. Are. I. P. David, you were one of a kind.

[Syzygies]

Thanks Dan! Funny you should mention #14 at Annie's since she is one of the ladies I had my eyes on once I land and check into my hotel. I was pretty sure it didn't mean lady boy but glad to have that confirmed!

As I know No. 14 Pheung (Bee) a bit now, I can make a few comments. Tom Boy means acts and dresses like a boy in public. Quite short. Can also dress like a hot woman. Has a hot woman's body. Can get it off with a man no problem but likes playing with naked girls just like me. One day she was in Crazy house with a take out customer. Came to me to say hello and that she looked forward to me doing take out with her too. Seems she is a bisexual. If with a pretty girl, she will take moreso the male role known as a Tom. With a guy she can take the female role just as easily although seems to quite like to do cowgirl on top. Could be an ideal choice for a threesome although I did not yet try. Could be she will say which girls she has the hots for most, at a guess. I don't see any similarity to a Ladyboy whatsoever. Think of a short Asian version of Halle Berry. Most importantly has a real nice pussy and not a dick. That really makes the difference. I can't mess with someone that has a dick. Natural Tits maybe C cup too. She can take it deep enthusiastically.

Recommended for B2B slide too. Nice kissing.

[Wanderer9577]

I think the word Tom-Boy describes only social behavior but not sexual orientation. Tom-Boys cut their hair short and dress like men. And they like to date women. But when it comes to having sex, then a Tom-Boy might or might not be a lesbian, a bi-sexual, or a heterosexual. This is something you can find out only by looking at each individual. Because the label, Tom-Boy, doesn't say anything about this.

A good example is lady #14 at www.anniesbangkok.com/staff.html. You could mistake her for a lady-boy, if you met her on the street. But in her revealing clothing at the website, she looks like a sexy woman, with a touch of masculinity. And her description at the website says that she "works with all ladies as a pair". Which makes her a bi-sexual. Because she does it with guys too.

I'd say that lady #14 would be good to have by your side, if you want to make it a 2 on 1 for some other hot lady, whom you really like. Because lady #14 will also go after the other chick, even while you are nailing her with your dick. It's like the two of you will team-up on one hot lady and together massage and nail her really well.

In porn movies, you often see two guys team up on one hot lady. And having a Tom-Boy by your side with another hot lady is somewhat similar to this. It means that you don't need to do all the work, while you pork. You can take it easy and watch the debauch, and then go back inside for another ride. There is no pressure on you to perform all the time, because you have a partner to entertain your hot lady, while you take it easy.

You could probably learn from lady #14 a thing or two about how to finger a sexy lady and bring her to orgasm this way. This kind of skill is good to have with any sexy lady. Because this is a way to make sexy ladies like you more, than they would otherwise.

Thanks Dan! Funny you should mention #14 at Annie's since she is one of the ladies I had my eyes on once I land and check into my hotel. I was pretty sure it didn't mean lady boy but glad to have that confirmed!

[ParkVille]

Thanks ParkVille.

I checked the Analisa webpage, looks good.

Any suggestions if I want to try massage from Europian lady??

Again not to be a jerk but Europe is the best place for European ladies. Similar to how if you want a good pizza you go to Italy, not Bangkok or New York. For example, "massage House" in Hungary (https://massagehouse.hu/en/erotic-massage-prices/) offers prices only slightly higher than Bangkok's standard rate. But I have to admit, based on the pictures of their website, those women are much hotter than the standard Isaan farm girl working at a brothel in Bangkok.

[Bang4444]

Thanks ParkVille.

I checked the Analisa webpage, looks good.

Any suggestions if I want to try massage from Europian lady??

Analisa and Honey Bee Massage are both on Soi 22. There is a little small side-road on Soi 22 that is basically the tantric / prostate / sensual / specialty massage alley. Each massage shop there offers specialty massages. As opposed to the typical pseudo-massage that is just a day-time brothel, they specialize in massage. Analisa is more into kinky stuff, Honey Bee is more sensual / tantric format. Also there is Akane Massage which is known for their prostate and rimming.

[Dan7373]

OK, this may be a stupid question but I am going to ask anyway. I am getting ready for my trip to Bangkok and Pattaya. Looking at some of the massage parlor websites I see some where they describe one or two girls as tom boys. The ones described as lady boys are obvious. So the question is, why are a couple of girls called tom boys? Does this mean they are bi-sexual? Curious minds and all that.

Thanks!

I think the word Tom-Boy describes only social behavior but not sexual orientation. Tom-Boys cut their hair short and dress like men. And they like to date women. But when it comes to having sex, then a Tom-Boy might or might not be a lesbian, a bi-sexual, or a heterosexual. This is something you can find out only by looking at each individual. Because the label, Tom-Boy, doesn't say anything about this.

A good example is lady #14 at www.anniesbangkok.com/staff.html. You could mistake her for a lady-boy, if you met her on the street. But in her revealing clothing at the website, she looks like a sexy woman, with a touch of masculinity. And her description at the website says that she "works with all ladies as a pair". Which makes her a bi-sexual. Because she does it with guys too.

I'd say that lady #14 would be good to have by your side, if you want to make it a 2 on 1 for some other hot lady, whom you really like. Because lady #14 will also go after the other chick, even while you are nailing her with your dick. It's like the two of you will team-up on one hot lady and together massage and nail her really well.

In porn movies, you often see two guys team up on one hot lady. And having a Tom-Boy by your side with another hot lady is somewhat similar to this. It means that you don't need to do all the work, while you pork. You can take it easy and watch the debauch, and then go back inside for another ride. There is no pressure on you to perform all the time, because you have a partner to entertain your hot lady, while you take it easy.

You could probably learn from lady #14 a thing or two about how to finger a sexy lady and bring her to orgasm this way. This kind of skill is good to have with any sexy lady. Because this is a way to make sexy ladies like you more, than they would otherwise.

[Michelangelo]

I'll be back in BKK in a couple of weeks. I've been thinking about revisiting Akane on Soi 33. I haven't been there in a couple of years, but I've always enjoyed myself. Their website has been redone, with a lot less information, like courses and prices. I am assuming that means a price hike. If anyone has been there lately, please do let me know any observations about pricing and service. Usually I've gotten the course where the second girl joins the action for the last half hour of the session. Thanks.

No prices have not changed. At least until last December when I last visited. Website has been redone to limit public information due to recent visits of police in massage places in the area. It is worth booking the same girl 2 or 3 times and you will see service / performance improving over time. My 2 regulars there always give ma a good time starting from showering together, great massage, BBBJ, 69 and FS without any discussion. Usually tip 300 THB on top of the listed price. Enjoy your visit.

[ParkVille]

Hello friends,

Next month I am visiting BKK second time.

Last time I stayed near Nana Plaza and during my stay I have tried good places like Annies, BJ nuru, Nataree, Naree massage.

This time I am going to stay near soi cow boy.

My stay is 2-3 days only in BKK, but want to try some non-thai style massage.

I see mitu is one of the place.

Any more suggestions?

Thanks.

Analisa and Honey Bee Massage are both on Soi 22. There is a little small side-road on Soi 22 that is basically the tantric / prostate / sensual / specialty massage alley. Each massage shop there offers specialty massages. As opposed to the typical pseudo-massage that is just a day-time brothel, they specialize in massage. Analisa is more into kinky stuff, Honey Bee is more sensual / tantric format. Also there is Akane Massage which is known for their prostate and rimming.

[Wolvenvacht]

OK, this may be a stupid question but I am going to ask anyway. I am getting ready for my trip to Bangkok and Pattaya. Looking at some of the massage parlor websites I see some where they describe one or two girls as tom boys. The ones described as lady boys are obvious. So the question is, why are a couple of girls called tom boys? Does this mean they are bi-sexual? Curious minds and all that.

Thanks!

"Tomboy" probably means that she does not look very feminine, but rather a bit "boyish". It does not necessarily means that she is lesbian or bisexual. I would take all these descriptions on the websites cum grano salis as the Ancients used to say.

[Syzygies]

Damages - 5 k.

Its clear from the website that Sex is known as Swinging on the pricelist. Swinging can be had for 2 k but its amazing that Sex plus B2 B costs 4 k. Normally B2 B is cheaper than FS at most shops.

Mamasan saying "no sex" just means it was not included in the price you initially paid nor was BJ.

Website is useful in that they do show which girls are present (if looking for some girl in particular) at the shop and its supposed to have girls 24 hours. E. g. At 6 am they showed 6 girls present. Perhaps girls have somewhere to nap when quiet.

Website is mostly in Thai but english price list.

[Sunlover2]

I'll be back in BKK in a couple of weeks. I've been thinking about revisiting Akane on Soi 33. I haven't been there in a couple of years, but I've always enjoyed myself. Their website has been redone, with a lot less information, like courses and prices. I am assuming that means a price hike. If anyone has been there lately, please do let me know any observations about pricing and service. Usually I've gotten the course where the second girl joins the action for the last half hour of the session. Thanks.

Guessing you can get the same services. Many such businesses are more discrete lately due to the political climate. Depending on how long it has been since your last visit Alkane has moved its shop across the street but still on Soi 33.

SL.

[Some American]

I'll be back in BKK in a couple of weeks. I've been thinking about revisiting Akane on Soi 33. I haven't been there in a couple of years, but I've always enjoyed myself. Their website has been redone, with a lot less information, like courses and prices. I am assuming that means a price hike. If anyone has been there lately, please do let me know any observations about pricing and service. Usually I've gotten the course where the second girl joins the action for the last half hour of the session. Thanks.