Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[PaulAlbert]

So I am planning a trip this coming May to Thailand, I have about 17 days on this trip, I will probably go to Angkor what at some point also, I will be going in May. So that leaves roughly 10 days to do the Thailand sex trip. I have RTFF on both the Bangkok and Pattaya forum and still have yet to figure out which one is best, I would like to stay in one place to get a real feel of the scene, both have their advantages and disadvantages, so what do you guys think? Would I be missing out if I just stayed in Bangkok or are Bangkok and Pattaya basically the same with Pattaya having more girls and a beach?

[Breadman]

Although I found Nateree to be kind of "dumpy", I had a good experience there with girl #7 "Noi". She was young and sweet and cute and spoke just a very little bit of English. I also got some BBBJ from her. I knew that there were two sides to Nataree but don't know which side I was on (and don't recall exactly how much I paid to be honest). I entered from Ratchada Road across the street from the Huay Khwang MRT station. From there, I didn't notice a path or hallway to some other section where girls could be found, and I didn't inquire. I was good with selecting Noi. The attached photo looks like the "fish bowl" where I saw Noi. If there was another section with more girls, then maybe you had to go through a different door or something. Poor facilities but a good soapy wash with suck and fuck it was!

The problem when your walking down the street looking for these places is that you'll see Nataree's but you have to walk past the fence in order to enter the courtyard. This places the entrance with the older girls as the first one you'll walk into (normally). Its the one down forty feet farther that has the younger girls seated outside the fishbowl as soon as you walk inside.

[Syzygies]

Would I recommend? Not really. The line-up is small, it is strictly dominated by LaBelle and The Lord. Would I repeat? Not sure. I may put it in my rotation of high-end soapies, because I do not like to patronize the same place at too high a frequency, but that would not be my first go-to choice.

I had a regular girl there years ago, but cost me a lot as the Farang surcharge was 1500 Baht. 10+ years ago, the place was busy with a lot of girls. Eventually the girl got fatter, had a BF, no longer was passionate, and became somewhat more dick scared than before wanting a past finish. I realised that she was never of good character, rather selfish, its just that originally the sex worked and she was hot for it. After a few years of fucking for money, girls tend to become less passionate. Never found a really good replacement for my original favorite.

[Ralph Kramden]

You went through the wrong door. You need to walk past that door and go in the other door to get the cute sideliners. Glad you had a good time anyway!

Yes, when you leave the subway using the "Emerald Hotel" exit the correct door will be the first one you see under the "Nataree" sign. The middle one which you used looks like a place for a straight massage, but the girls really want to have sex with you.

[Whoreman]

Although I found Nateree to be kind of "dumpy", I had a good experience there with girl #7 "Noi". She was young and sweet and cute and spoke just a very little bit of English. I also got some BBBJ from her. I knew that there were two sides to Nataree but don't know which side I was on (and don't recall exactly how much I paid to be honest). I entered from Ratchada Road across the street from the Huay Khwang MRT station. From there, I didn't notice a path or hallway to some other section where girls could be found, and I didn't inquire. I was good with selecting Noi. The attached photo looks like the "fish bowl" where I saw Noi. If there was another section with more girls, then maybe you had to go through a different door or something. Poor facilities but a good soapy wash with suck and fuck it was!

You went through the wrong door. You need to walk past that door and go in the other door to get the cute sideliners. Glad you had a good time anyway!

[Eric Swiss]

I am continuing the exploration of the new (for me) world of high-end soapies with Utopia, a sister place to LaBelle.

It is a bit harder to find. You have to tell the taxi driver Rama 9 (Praram gao) Thanon Walthana Tham. It's not far from Rama 9.

The place is, as mentioned before, well past its prime. The facilities are high-end, just one notch less swanky than LaBelle. Maybe the building is a few years older?

Not many girls, maybe 6. Staff look bored and underworked.

I picked one of the cheapest girls, named Oil, for 3600 Baht. I tipped 100 Baht to the Mamasan.

She was pretty nice looking, not as stunning as the ones I got at The Lord and LaBelle, but still very nice. It is just that she was not cock-shy at all. I would even say a total slût. You could tell right away. She was more of a porno anime character than a real person. I did not mind one bit.

The usual routine took place. Only surprising item is that she washed my face with some special facial liquid soap. Nobody has ever done that to me. Not sure if it's her peculiarity or standard routine at Utopia. Not even sure why she did it, it's not like I had egg on it or anything.

Anyway, the sucky was good and the fucky was good. As I was banging her dogggy style she tried to rush me to come. I just slowed down to let her know I was going to take all of my 90 minutes. Next position she did the same and I just ignored her completely and kept plowing into her pussy. Then she realized she was in for a long ride, so she might as well relax and enjoy it. And enjoy it she did. She really got into it. She kept saying good good! She turned off the TV so we could both concentrate on our rubbing genitals. In the end she managed to make me come in the missionary position. Well done, girl! She took it like a champ. I like girls who start with a plan, but then improvise to satisfy the man in exactly the way that he needs. After it was all done she called me Superman, which obviously I did not take seriously, but was cute. That hasn't happened to me in a while. As I said, a true slût who loves a good dicking.

Would I recommend? Not really. The line-up is small, it is strictly dominated by LaBelle and The Lord. Would I repeat? Not sure. I may put it in my rotation of high-end soapies, because I do not like to patronize the same place at too high a frequency, but that would not be my first go-to choice.

[Mjen1970]

I was at Nataree a few weeks ago, seems the scouts up north brought in lots of new faces for the winter season. There were a few 5 k ones that don't sit around there, the papasan will call them out and show you, I also took a 4 k one that papasan strongly recommended to me as being very fresh and new, just a few days at work, did not speak too many words, probably from north of Chiang Rai border, refused BBBJ, but very young flexible body make up for it. I went Nataree at 7 30 PM, already I was round 3, already showing some exhaustion from physical work. So you want more energetic girl, probably better to show up early.

The lineup really changes day by day, the next day I dropped in to look, and saw almost entirely different sideline lineup plus many different 4 k ones.

IMHO Nataree has the best looking girls in BKK, Some of these beauties provide a real nice GFE if you treat them well. The problem is that I am more into a filthy PSE with the girls in Snow, Bongkot and Mango.

[ShinShin]

Nataree-Enter at about 3 PM for the best selection of girls who have not serviced anyone yet, plus get an unused room. I went directly to the back for the 4 to 5 K section because I am looking for young, fresh and inexperienced. Chose a 4 K girl from Chiang Rai who I later learned had been working less than one week. Excellent choice so I did something very rare the second visit by taking her again.

I was at Nataree a few weeks ago, seems the scouts up north brought in lots of new faces for the winter season. There were a few 5 k ones that don't sit around there, the papasan will call them out and show you, I also took a 4 k one that papasan strongly recommended to me as being very fresh and new, just a few days at work, did not speak too many words, probably from north of Chiang Rai border, refused BBBJ, but very young flexible body make up for it. I went Nataree at 7 30 PM, already I was round 3, already showing some exhaustion from physical work. So you want more energetic girl, probably better to show up early.

The lineup really changes day by day, the next day I dropped in to look, and saw almost entirely different sideline lineup plus many different 4 k ones.

[The Cane]

If youth and freshness are what you are looking for, like I am, then it is the go to place. Don't be disappointed if you don't get a BBBJ because I think they are trained not to give one. If they can't speak even one word of English that is all the better for me.

Although I found Nateree to be kind of "dumpy", I had a good experience there with girl #7 "Noi". She was young and sweet and cute and spoke just a very little bit of English. I also got some BBBJ from her. I knew that there were two sides to Nataree but don't know which side I was on (and don't recall exactly how much I paid to be honest). I entered from Ratchada Road across the street from the Huay Khwang MRT station. From there, I didn't notice a path or hallway to some other section where girls could be found, and I didn't inquire. I was good with selecting Noi. The attached photo looks like the "fish bowl" where I saw Noi. If there was another section with more girls, then maybe you had to go through a different door or something. Poor facilities but a good soapy wash with suck and fuck it was!

[Dart13]

The vast majority of girls in any BJ bar are old and fat, right.

With all respect to your experience Syz, I have to disagree. A year ago in Som's Heaven were quite a few girls that looked really nice. Didn't visit them this time around so cannot comment on a current LU. They're of course not superstar models (they wouldn't be in a BJ bar then right? But reasonably young and cute.

[Ralph Kramden]

I agree with you. I always found good experiences at Nataree even if the rooms suck.

If youth and freshness are what you are looking for, like I am, then it is the go to place. Don't be disappointed if you don't get a BBBJ because I think they are trained not to give one. If they can't speak even one word of English that is all the better for me. None of the fresh ones have fake tits and Michael Jackson noses either, both of which turn me completely off. Vitamin K and a cute young thing turn back the hands of time for me. I climaxed like an 18 year old the first go around with the one I mentioned below. The best part is at my age I can hold it and fuck as long as I want. .

[Ibaski]

Nataree-Enter at about 3 PM for the best selection of girls who have not serviced anyone yet, plus get an unused room. I went directly to the back for the 4 to 5 K section because I am looking for young, fresh and inexperienced. Chose a 4 K girl from Chiang Rai who I later learned had been working less than one week. Excellent choice so I did something very rare the second visit by taking her again.

Overall PM's seem to be going downhill over time with the only exception being Nataree, so take my advice and get there early.

I agree with you. I always found good experiences at Nataree even if the rooms suck.

[Ralph Kramden]

Nataree-Enter at about 3 PM for the best selection of girls who have not serviced anyone yet, plus get an unused room. I went directly to the back for the 4 to 5 K section because I am looking for young, fresh and inexperienced. Chose a 4 K girl from Chiang Rai who I later learned had been working less than one week. Excellent choice so I did something very rare the second visit by taking her again.

Ceasers-I stayed right next door and visited once. Decent line up but a farang surcharge which caused me to continue shopping.

Emmanual-Visited only once for a quick look for a good reason. Many sub standard girls and even a couple of old ones.

HiClass-One visit only also for a good reason.

Amsterdam-I had high hopes for here but visited twice, once at 6 PM and the other at 3 PM, and not more than 4 or 5 girls to choose from. None to my taste.

Alaina-Visited twice and choose once. Overall a lower than average selection but reasonable prices.

Merci (formally Madame) (In the same section of buildings as the two Natarees) -Second best starting price in the area at 1800 for a decent selection. I took one at that price that happened to be young and fresh. Didn't even do a CBJ but still left very satisfied. So called models at 3 K, and not bad looking. Not much is reported about this place and it has always been good to me.

Ocean (formally Colonze 2) -Stopped in on the 31st at 6 PM just in time because they closed at 8 PM. Best starting price in the area at 1700. All the girls are just average but not bad. I chose a spinner at 1700 and she gave me exactly what I wanted which was a BBBJ. She seemed to enjoy my extra length and girth, and we had a great New Year celebration together.

Lords-I didn't even consider visiting here because of the high prices but got desperate on the 31st and stopped by only to find they were closed.

Overall PM's seem to be going downhill over time with the only exception being Nataree, so take my advice and get there early.

[Syzygies]

Don't bother with Kasalong, it's rubbish. No young girls, just oldies and fatties who beg for a tip. I know it has good reports from a while back but it seems to have gone to the dogs.

The vast majority of girls in any BJ bar are old and fat, right. I have not been to Kasalong at all but would take a quick look if its not out of the way. Just in case of an appealing girl being there.

I only found one girl at LOL litas that appealled. Young student and very cute ass. Not fat at all. Looks good undressed. Line up can be generally shit but doesn't matter to me if can find just one girl. She doesn't have top class BJ technique. Teeth braces make it difficult. However she is a good fuck for a cheap price. The Bbbj is just warm up foreplay for me.

I take attitude to visit several shops in succession till find something hot and pretty, or just see my regular girls.

[Whoreman]

Kasalong BJ Bar perhaps!?

Don't bother with Kasalong, it's rubbish. No young girls, just oldies and fatties who beg for a tip. I know it has good reports from a while back but it seems to have gone to the dogs.