Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Francesco24]

I checked out lady Ja's picture, and she is good-looking alright.

http://bamboobkk.com/ladies/ja/

I'm surprised that a good-looking lady like Ja is now doing A+ with guys. This is one positive change in Thailand now compared to before. More massage ladies are now doing A+ with their guys. You can now actually ask a good-looking massage lady to do A+ with you and not feel embarrassed about it.

But this increasing popularity of A+ among massage ladies is probably no accident. That 500B surcharge for A+ probably has a lot to do with it. Because the lady has a financial incentive to do A+ with her guys and become good at it too. When the hot lady gets paid extra for A+, then she is liable to invite you for some A+ with her, rather than be reluctant about it and perhaps say 'No' to you.

When you ask the lady to do some A+ with you for free, then this makes you feel like a beggar. It's an embarrassing thing to do. Because you are asking her for an extra favor, without doing anything extra for her. But when you know that the lady gets paid extra for it, and she might even want to do it with you, then this makes you feel free to go on an ass-banging spree.

I never would've thought before of going A+ on every hot lass at a massage place like Bamboo. But now this might be the thing to do. Not every lady there does A+ with her guys, but most ladies do. And these ladies aren't going to look at you as some kind of pervert, when you ask them for it, not when you are paying them an extra 500B for it.

If you like A+, then it makes a lot of sense to pay the ladies extra for it, even when the lady does it routinely, and she is unlikely to say 'No' to you. Because by rewarding her, you make an example out of her for other ladies to follow. Your A+ lady has many friends, and she probably boasts to them about making extra money by doing A+. It's an incentive for other ladies to start doing A+ too.

I really really strongly disagree with everything you wrote.

[Cunning Stunt]

I checked out lady Ja's picture, and she is good-looking alright.

http://bamboobkk.com/ladies/ja/

Actually Dan, she is not as good looking as in her profile pics. She is cute enough facially and has a banging, tight body (no babies) but her photos have obviously been 'improved'. But you cannot photoshop great attitude and application both of which she has in abundance.

I agree with your point about the extra charge for A+. In most other places that I've punted, anal attracts a premium charge. In UK for example, you would be charged extra anything from £20 - £100 for a go at a WG's ass with the median figure being about £50. So its dirt cheap here in comparison. Few girls truly enjoy a big cock up their shitter, despite what some guys maintain. It can cause discomfort and outright pain. Plus it requires some prior preparation by the girl if you want to avoid the disgusting phenomena known as brown hatting on withdrawal!

[Dan7373]

Fetched up at Bamboo yesterday....

Ja is a little minx. Seemingly shy and diffident in personality on the surface, but get her anywhere near a mattress and her personality changes instantly into that of a man devouring nymph. She seemed to know all the things that send me into orbit. And everything she did was prefaced with a 'Chorp, Mai?' with which I inevitably responded 'Chorp'! So she licked me all over, concentrating on my nipples. She spent an inordinate amount of time teasing me by lapping at my balls and the shaft of my quivering manhood, all the time maintaining eye contact which drove me to distraction. She kissed properly in the French style, something many Thai working girls will not do any more. And, of course, every hole was open for business. I was dubious about such a small and petite thing taking my not inconsiderable parts up her tight little jacksy without splitting her from ass to breakfast, but no she speared herself right up to the hilt and then rode me so well that if it had been the Derby, we would have won by a street.

A consummate performance well deserving of a tip on top of the 2500 + 500 A+ charge (bit contentious I know but I was happy to pay).

I checked out lady Ja's picture, and she is good-looking alright.

http://bamboobkk.com/ladies/ja/

I'm surprised that a good-looking lady like Ja is now doing A+ with guys. This is one positive change in Thailand now compared to before. More massage ladies are now doing A+ with their guys. You can now actually ask a good-looking massage lady to do A+ with you and not feel embarrassed about it.

But this increasing popularity of A+ among massage ladies is probably no accident. That 500B surcharge for A+ probably has a lot to do with it. Because the lady has a financial incentive to do A+ with her guys and become good at it too. When the hot lady gets paid extra for A+, then she is liable to invite you for some A+ with her, rather than be reluctant about it and perhaps say 'No' to you.

When you ask the lady to do some A+ with you for free, then this makes you feel like a beggar. It's an embarrassing thing to do. Because you are asking her for an extra favor, without doing anything extra for her. But when you know that the lady gets paid extra for it, and she might even want to do it with you, then this makes you feel free to go on an ass-banging spree.

I never would've thought before of going A+ on every hot lass at a massage place like Bamboo. But now this might be the thing to do. Not every lady there does A+ with her guys, but most ladies do. And these ladies aren't going to look at you as some kind of pervert, when you ask them for it, not when you are paying them an extra 500B for it.

If you like A+, then it makes a lot of sense to pay the ladies extra for it, even when the lady does it routinely, and she is unlikely to say 'No' to you. Because by rewarding her, you make an example out of her for other ladies to follow. Your A+ lady has many friends, and she probably boasts to them about making extra money by doing A+. It's an incentive for other ladies to start doing A+ too.

[Goatscrot]

I can only remember 5 stunners in Oilies, ever for me (all gone). Gaew at Pink, Bai-Fern at Yoremichi, Guitar at Geisha?, Angie at Cherry, and ? at Thonglor 1. Gaew was the only one that lasted any significant time, and she was the weakest GFE performer of the lot. None were PSE. In an Oily, you need the girl to stand to have any major clue about her figure, and even then its a gamble. PSE shops have a shortage of slim girls with natural tits. Places like Tulip, had no stunners.

Never really was preoccupied with "stunners" but I like a gal who is easy on the eyes. A marginal face and a rocking body does it for me any day. Whereas I will pass on a marginal body and great face. Sadly I don't really see gals with marginal faces and great bodies at the PSE oilies much anymore.

To my eyes there were some amazing lookers at the oilies years back. Mango had Ann, Cherry, Mook, and to a lesser extent Apple and Bo. SW had a few as well. Tulip had some ok gals. Nestle in her prime. Nong was not bad either. Of course every dude has a different idea of what a stunner is. When you posted the pics of the gal from LaBelle I much preferred her look in the later pics. I like my gals very "slutty" looking. I have no issue with a nose job if its done well and think that good sillies do nothing but enhance a figure. I prefer gals well made up as opposed to "natural. " I like the gal next door look, that is if I live next door to a brothel.

[Terwagne]

Yes the very pretty girls disappear fast. I can only guess where they go. Some find a sponsor. It must be related to higher standards of living in Thailand, more job choices and better salaries in other occupations. More international careers? But let us not complain: lots of talented girls in Bangkok. We get older, become more picky and harder to please.

I also think the combination of looks and performance is harder and harder to find. Since I only frequent the oilies, that is all I can comment on. It is almost if you have to choose one or the other. Nowadays more often than naught, I choose neither.

[Cunning Stunt]

Fetched up at Bamboo yesterday. This was more down to terminal lassitude rather than anything else as its hotter than hell in Bangkok at the moment, I'm still jetlagged and staying nearby. Decided on an outcall to my palatial squat (courtesy of Airbnb) so took a gentle stroll along to their shop and after discussing my requirements with the lovely and very friendly receptionist (I think her name is Bam and if she had been available, I'd have taken her like a shot) we settled on Ja who, according to their website is "Young, cute with real Thai massage skill, works hard to please. One of Khun Bo's best students! A+ big natural boobs and good figure. Book early!". I'd have to agree with all apart from the big boobs bit, they are shapely and in proportion to her small frame. So I asked for her to be wrapped up and delivered to me in 15 minutes, which she duly was.

Ja is a little minx. Seemingly shy and diffident in personality on the surface, but get her anywhere near a mattress and her personality changes instantly into that of a man devouring nymph. She seemed to know all the things that send me into orbit. And everything she did was prefaced with a 'Chorp, Mai?' with which I inevitably responded 'Chorp'! So she licked me all over, concentrating on my nipples. She spent an inordinate amount of time teasing me by lapping at my balls and the shaft of my quivering manhood, all the time maintaining eye contact which drove me to distraction. She kissed properly in the French style, something many Thai working girls will not do any more. And, of course, every hole was open for business. I was dubious about such a small and petite thing taking my not inconsiderable parts up her tight little jacksy without splitting her from ass to breakfast, but no she speared herself right up to the hilt and then rode me so well that if it had been the Derby, we would have won by a street.

A consummate performance well deserving of a tip on top of the 2500 + 500 A+ charge (bit contentious I know but I was happy to pay).

[Syzygies]

I also think the combination of looks and performance is harder and harder to find. Since I only frequent the oilies, that is all I can comment on. It is almost if you have to choose one or the other. Nowadays more often than naught, I choose neither.

I can only remember 5 stunners in Oilies, ever for me (all gone). Gaew at Pink, Bai-Fern at Yoremichi, Guitar at Geisha?, Angie at Cherry, and ? at Thonglor 1. Gaew was the only one that lasted any significant time, and she was the weakest GFE performer of the lot. None were PSE. In an Oily, you need the girl to stand to have any major clue about her figure, and even then its a gamble. PSE shops have a shortage of slim girls with natural tits. Places like Tulip, had no stunners.

In bars, you find a lot more stunners, but tastes vary, so while the other guy likes Sharks girls, they are probably not for me, being a different type of look, including most rather fake. Bars have very few PSE girls at all, only 50% or less are repeatable, and a much smaller percentage really top GFEs. The drawback of bars is it costs more and no PSE. The advantage is I check out girls naked very carefully for a significant time before deciding that she is really a possibility. You can't tell in advance though, who will be dick scared. This significantly reduces the percentage of repeatable girls. For GFE, you can get some idea (which may prove wrong). If a girl will DFK you in the bar (most won't), it's a very good sign.

For many punters, young = pretty, but not for me. Many young girls with good bodies have very plain faces. I am willing to take girls over 30 if they looked after themselves well. Girls with pretty face and good body can still have it at 35, with only minor deterioration. I am forced to take a lot of mothers, as they tend to be less dick scared compared to girls never pregnant, however most of my favourites are not mothers.

In Soapies, real stunners do appear in low numbers. Even Nataree has very few. Performance, is hit and miss much the same as bar girls. The disadvantage is not getting to see them naked first, and rarely knowing the personality. One girl at Amsterdam was very pretty, sleak curvy, big naturals, fabulous to talk to and fun, all the way right up to when it came time to fuck, she was very dick scared and therefore ended up being hopeless on the bed for me. Possibly quite OK for other customers. What a disappointment. Strangely a couple of soapy girl that were excellent for me 8 years ago, are no longer good for me. One has a bad nose job these days, both put on weight, GFE reduced, and both don't like to fuck for more than a few minutes any longer. In the old days, 15 to 20 years back, I used Chao Praya 2 for Soapy girls as they had a very big and varied line up in the fishbowl, including body slide girls in one section. Never needed to go anywhere else. There is no Soapy that good in the modern day, for my taste.

[Goatscrot]

I am glad to see you admit to getting more picky. This happens to many of us. I am embarrassed when I look at photos of some girls I did in yester year. I guess some bar girls looked okay In the dark but not that great in daylight.

I also think the combination of looks and performance is harder and harder to find. Since I only frequent the oilies, that is all I can comment on. It is almost if you have to choose one or the other. Nowadays more often than naught, I choose neither.

[Syzygies]

Used to always ask first thing in an oily about which gals did not have kids. Going to go back to that policy. To tell you the truth I am searching for new "regulars" myself. Of the two that I saw most often, one headed off to Korea because biz is slow here and the other headed home to open a business. It's interesting, as I get older I need the right combination of looks and performance to really enjoy a sesh. And I am becoming more discriminating in both departments. If either are lacking I leave unfulfilled, which seems to be the majority of the time these days. Really stung to lose two regulars in two month's time. One I had been seeing for 5 years the other for 3. And in the last three years have never found another one that "did it" for me enough to become a regular. There have been a few "almosts" but they are still "not quites. ".

I am glad to see you admit to getting more picky. This happens to many of us. I am embarrassed when I look at photos of some girls I did in yester year. I guess some bar girls looked okay In the dark but not that great in daylight.

I certainly identify with loosing favourites. I lost three this year in a matter of months, that I did not want to loose. One of them, I would have taken for a wife in the right circumstance, she was just so nice (better than the GF by a significant margin). It hurts. I always wish I met some of them earlier, so I would have had more time with them.

The best two girls for looks that I ever had from Crazy House, both have gone. One I only got to fuck 1 time, and the other only twice. They could have easily been favourites if they stuck around long enough. So this is a problem for finding new favourites. The super girls rarely last long. There are not so many you can keep for years.

Right now I am left with no favourites in the massage shops and only 2 or 3 favourites in bars. I think have to do a girl at least 3 times and have intention to continue, to call a girl a favourite.

Girls leaving to get married, or become a permanent couple, or have a baby, is a big problem. Guys are stealing them away.

[Dan7373]

I might be a little shy. LOL I get A+ very rarely, since I could count on one hand the number of times a girl invited me to take her ass, despite many visits to Tulip, Mango, Snow White and Cherry.

I suspect that not many girls are really into it that much, especially if they see your size and know you like fucking for a long time before cumming. I once tried jamming three fingers into my own, just to see how difficult it was. I could not get it in past the knuckles, so I can easily understand that anal can be not at all pleasurable for most girls. Guys should all try getting a dildo up the ass so they know what it is really like before expecting too much from girls.

To get anal regularly, I would definitely need to request it, and even then I suspect quite a lot of refusals. I did suggest it once with a girl who did not want to fuck due to her period, and knowing she offered it sometimes.

I'd say that almost any sex act can be unpleasant or difficult to do, when you aren't prepared for it, and when you don't have much experience with it either.

Starting to have vaginal sex without good foreplay often is unpleasant and even painful for the woman. And it's no different with anal sex. You really need to foreplay the lady to make it pleasant for her. And anal foreplay is of course different from vaginal foreplay. Just because you know one, doesn't mean that you know the other.

It's true that A+ isn't popular among Thai ladies. Most massage ladies don't have much experience with it. They don't know how to do it well with a guy, and that's why they are often reluctant to do it. And of course, it's up to the lady to decide whether she even wants to learn how to do it well or not.

But I'd say virtually every massage lady wants to have repeat customers. And if she wants her guys to repeat with her, then it makes a lot of sense to make them feel welcome with her. And the most effective way for a lady to make a guy feel welcome with her is to invite him with a smile, not just inside her room, but inside her pussy too.

I've been with an experienced massage lady who would make me ready, then she would turn around and invite me to pound her pussy in the doggy position. She made me feel so welcome with her, that I had no worries or anxieties anymore. And that's what I'm talking about, when I say that massage ladies should make their guys feel welcome with them.

When the lady waits for the guy to ask her for this or that, then this can make the guy feel unsure about whether she even wants to be there with him. It's normal for a guy to have doubts like this, unless the lady goes out of her way to make him feel welcome with her.

Of course, you might want to do something different from what the lady invites you to do. But just the fact that she invites you for any kind of intimacy makes you feel welcome to ask her for other things too. It's the lack of any invitation from the lady at all that makes her guy feel unwelcome with her.

[Goatscrot]

Cheers for that. I'm not really into crinkly tums either although if the service is exceptional, I could maybe put up with it. Amazing how they have hidden that on all her gallery pics. Who would you recommend for performance and looks (any oily but preferably one that offers outcalls)?

Used to always ask first thing in an oily about which gals did not have kids. Going to go back to that policy. To tell you the truth I am searching for new "regulars" myself. Of the two that I saw most often, one headed off to Korea because biz is slow here and the other headed home to open a business. It's interesting, as I get older I need the right combination of looks and performance to really enjoy a sesh. And I am becoming more discriminating in both departments. If either are lacking I leave unfulfilled, which seems to be the majority of the time these days. Really stung to lose two regulars in two month's time. One I had been seeing for 5 years the other for 3. And in the last three years have never found another one that "did it" for me enough to become a regular. There have been a few "almosts" but they are still "not quites. ".

[Sunlover2]

If it was bad service, would there be any point in telling the mammasan / pappasan?

That is one of the advantages of a shop; you have some level of recourse. It might help and it might not, but if the experience was that bad it gives you an outlet to vent your frustration.

I don't make a fuss unless I felt it was an intentional rip-off by the provider. Poor sexual chemistry would not qualify; but with your situation a deliberate non-performer would.

It has only happened to me twice where I felt compelled to say something. At one shop I was offered a gratis do-over. At the other shop I was basically told to pound sand.

SL.

[Dinotrex]

I still have the receipt cause I charged it, September 6, 2007. Some place called embassy cocktail lounge, New Phetburt 39, Bangkok. I paid 3150 baht. Anyone know of this place? I tried google mapping this place but it looks like a hostel now. Not surprising since this was 8 years ago.

Where was your Soapy? Did the girl get undressed and into the tub with you? There are places that do not have sex but a bed is always an indicator that sex should be available. How much did you pay? The amount paid would clearly indicate if sex was included or not.

In some places in the past, sex was not included in the base price, so you would not get sex unless you asked for it and paid the girl an extra tip. She would say how much.

You can tell the papasan you got no sex. I don't see that it would help you much.

Yes there are plenty of dick scared girls around in Soapies. If you really are a Godzilla, you might be better off picking an older girl who has a baby already, and a Soapy with predominantly non-Thai customers. No guarantee, but they are less likely to be dick scared. Even could ask the Papasan which girls like big dicks. Annies maybe a good venue for you. The mamasan could ask the girls who like big dicks to stand up. I have never had a bad service at Annies yet at most other Soapies it is hit and miss. The disadvantage at Annies is not many pretty girls, and other ISGers really bash Annies, because they just love shit dumping exercises. Lets be clear though Annies is not my favourite place and have only been there a few times for very specific girls. For me the place matters little. It's merely about the target girls.

[Syzygies]

This isn't so much about sexual training, as it is about social understanding. The lady needs to understand that she is the sexy-hostess, and the guy is her cocky-guest. Which means that she needs to invite the guy to take her in this position or that position for a ride. And if she is okay with the guy taking her ass, then she should also invite him for some A+. She needs to do this to make him feel welcome with her. Or else he won't feel welcome and probably will never come back.

I might be a little shy. LOL I get A+ very rarely, since I could count on one hand the number of times a girl invited me to take her ass, despite many visits to Tulip, Mango, Snow White and Cherry.

I suspect that not many girls are really into it that much, especially if they see your size and know you like fucking for a long time before cumming. I once tried jamming three fingers into my own, just to see how difficult it was. I could not get it in past the knuckles, so I can easily understand that anal can be not at all pleasurable for most girls. Guys should all try getting a dildo up the ass so they know what it is really like before expecting too much from girls.

To get anal regularly, I would definitely need to request it, and even then I suspect quite a lot of refusals. I did suggest it once with a girl who did not want to fuck due to her period, and knowing she offered it sometimes.

[Syzygies]

I was in Bangkok back in 2007 and I didn't know ANYTHING about how soapies or oilies worked back then. But somehow I remember strolling into a Soapie, I don't remember the name of the place though. I remember getting in a tub and the girl basically soaped me down and washed me, then we headed over to a bed where I thought the sex would come. For some reason because of the language barrier, I couldn't understand but we ended up not having sex. Is this normally how Soapies work? Or did I just get really bad service? I don't mean to boast but could it have been she saw the size of my shlong and didn't want to do it?

If it was bad service, would there be any point in telling the mammasan / pappasan?

Where was your Soapy? Did the girl get undressed and into the tub with you? There are places that do not have sex but a bed is always an indicator that sex should be available. How much did you pay? The amount paid would clearly indicate if sex was included or not.

In some places in the past, sex was not included in the base price, so you would not get sex unless you asked for it and paid the girl an extra tip. She would say how much.

You can tell the papasan you got no sex. I don't see that it would help you much.

Yes there are plenty of dick scared girls around in Soapies. If you really are a Godzilla, you might be better off picking an older girl who has a baby already, and a Soapy with predominantly non-Thai customers. No guarantee, but they are less likely to be dick scared. Even could ask the Papasan which girls like big dicks. Annies maybe a good venue for you. The mamasan could ask the girls who like big dicks to stand up. I have never had a bad service at Annies yet at most other Soapies it is hit and miss. The disadvantage at Annies is not many pretty girls, and other ISGers really bash Annies, because they just love shit dumping exercises. Lets be clear though Annies is not my favourite place and have only been there a few times for very specific girls. For me the place matters little. It's merely about the target girls.