Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[ForeplayKing]

My wife and me traveled to Thailand in the last week of December 2011.We stayed in BKK for 3 nights before going to samui for 5 nights. On our first night in BKK, we took recommendations for a spa from our hotel concierge (Conrad Bangkok) and because it was late (around 10pm) he could only suggest and booked us to go to Changs Massage near the novotel hotel (about a 5 minute taxi ride) I opted for the oil massage as I don't like the traditional dry massage. The place was good and had many girls. They were also extremely booked and had accommodated us because of the hotel we were staying in. I don't remember the name of the girl that was assigned to me, but she was pretty looking and had very good firm strokes on the massage front. Would rate her massage skills as 7/10! Just when the massage was about to get over, I asked her whether any specials were on display? She initially said "no" and then just motioned "HJ" to me for extra 1000THB. I then told her for an FJ in that much money. To which she declined. So after some haggling, we finally decided on a HJ (she was not comfortable in BJ) for 500THB. After such a good massage, did not take me more than a couple of minutes to "unload". All this while, she did allow me to feel her boobs and ass. A decent beginning to the Thailand trip! Boobs. 6/10.Ass. 7/10.Attitude. 7/10.Massage. 7/10.HJ. 7/10

[Nongpagba]

I've seen that Cherry is gone, though I never got the chance to try her. Too bad.

However, I went on the site and Kan isn't there. Am I late on the news that she's also not working there anymore? I loved that woman.

She is a very nice girl. I wish her luck with her AUS-boyfriend. Who is quite a nice guy BTW.

[Tucker McElroy]

Boy Boy don't even remind me of her, What an ass, what an ass, I still get hallucinations about her ass.

With a name like "Kan," what else did you expect? Hehe

[Margaya]

I agree about Kan. One of the best I ever came across. Lets hope she is discovered elsewhere soon.

Boy Boy don't even remind me of her, What an ass, what an ass, I still get hallucinations about her ass. Sadly she is gone since the last 4-5 months or so.

[AssLover945]

I've seen that Cherry is gone, though I never got the chance to try her. Too bad.

However, I went on the site and Kan isn't there. Am I late on the news that she's also not working there anymore? I loved that woman.

Boy Boy don't even remind me of her, What an ass, what an ass, I still get hallucinations about her ass. Sadly she is gone since the last 4-5 months or so.

[Dissolved Boy]

I've seen that Cherry is gone, though I never got the chance to try her. Too bad.

However, I went on the site and Kan isn't there. Am I late on the news that she's also not working there anymore? I loved that woman.

[Rodwint2]

I also had a great experience at mango recently. It's a little bit hard to see, just the second or so door off of the main street. I had checked out a few other mps in the area, and was not interested in what I saw. At mango's there were about 6 or 7 girls, but then I spotted this pretty young thing (19) who really got me going. Had a great time with her, multiple pops and cuddling going over her handwritten english phrase book. Highly recommended. Very friendly staff and mamasan.

Do you remember her name or have you seen her on the Mango website? See: http://www.mangomassagebkk.com/ladies

[TimTimGuy]

I also had a great experience at mango recently. Very friendly staff and mamasan.

If the mamasan was the proprietor, you have NO idea how friendly she was. In the great rubble of my mongering history, she is / was a tall and beautiful landmark. TTG

[Palatino314]

I honestly don't think you could pick badly if you tried. A few nights ago, I had a 9 pm to 6 am "layover" in Bangkok, called Mango while I was looking at the website. Within 30 minutes the girl of my dreams (well, for that night anyway) was at my hotel. As great a lay and BBBJ as I have ever had, including from the owner of Mango. TTG

I also had a great experience at mango recently. It's a little bit hard to see, just the second or so door off of the main street. I had checked out a few other mps in the area, and was not interested in what I saw. At mango's there were about 6 or 7 girls, but then I spotted this pretty young thing (19) who really got me going. Had a great time with her, multiple pops and cuddling going over her handwritten english phrase book. Highly recommended. Very friendly staff and mamasan.

[Daddy San]

Can someone please confirm, that Rin is still working?

The last relevant post is some 4 months old, and she did want to quit.

I definitely want to see her again, when I visit BKK next month.

Thanks.

DS

[TimTimGuy]

So with Cherry and Bam gone from Mango, which two are the next best bangs for the buck?

I honestly don't think you could pick badly if you tried. A few nights ago, I had a 9 pm to 6 am "layover" in Bangkok, called Mango while I was looking at the website. Within 30 minutes the girl of my dreams (well, for that night anyway) was at my hotel. As great a lay and BBBJ as I have ever had, including from the owner of Mango. TTG

[Syzygies]

To me, oil massages are fun adventures with little to lose. I've had sessions that became FS romps. The worst that can happen is that you spend a few hundred baht for a nice, no frills oil massage. What happens if you have a bad experience at a truly FS massage shop? You're out a couple o' thousand big ones!

Are you really that small that one Baht is a "big" amount of money?

In many visits to Tulip, Snow White, Mango, I only recall a single sub-par performance, where I felt I didn't get money's worth.

In other places a great time is less guaranteed but you still had to pay if you had sex.

Soapies are much more risky too.

Okay if HJ is all you can afford. I can do that for myself for free, but I don't need to whack off when in Thailand when BJ and FS are so cheap.

Long period of HJ abstinence makes FS feel so much better. So its very beneficial not to HJ or Whack-off in my opinion. Not applicable for those who are too sensitive and come too quick.

[OilMassageFan]

Over the past few years of "traditional" oil massage adventures, I've found that I tend to encounter particular masseuses that do everything the way I like it: no extras. But just hands brushing the right places that make me so horny that I either lose it at the end of the massage or have to take care of business as soon as she leaves at the end. I usually tip 100-200 for these awesome, HJ-less but supererotic (to me) sessions. I then become a REGULAR for the newly discovered masseuse, and they're always extremely friendly to me and very happy to have won me over as a REGULAR customer even though high-paid "extras" are not involved.It seems, though, that these women never stick around in one place for very long, and I have to soon have to go searching for another one who does it the way I like it.One of the best was a woman who ran a small shop on the top floor of Pratunam Center. I was a 3 times a month REGULAR there for about 3 years (2007-2010) until her shop sadly disappeared. Oil massages were only 300 and I'd usually tip a 100. The first few sessions involved a towell, but she would just kind of conveniently let the towell slip off and she'd nicely work her hands up into the right areas. Sometimes she'd tilt me to the side to reach areas on my back and I would brush up against her leg in a way that almost drove me insane! Towards the end of my massage, she would always massage my hands last and she would ALWAYS lean the back of her hands against my favorite area as she massaged my hands. Almost pretending it was just so normal and almost unintentional. I usually lost it durinig that part, and when I did she wouldn't say anything. She would just ignore it. That for me was the ideal "traditional" oil massage.The ones like the above described are out there, but like I said they come and go. I've got a nice similar one now not too far from Saphan Kwai, but who knows how long that will last. For some weird reason, I lose interest when they start asking me if I want the HJ. I kind of like the ones that just pretend like all the hand brushing is just part of the normal oil masage ane don't hassle me.Observations for the day. Happy hunting!

[Noodleman]

The types of places Noodleman, Faith Healer and myself are talking about are not the kinds of places you want to waste your time in if you only have 24 hours. These places are not ever SURE THINGS. Part of the thrill of it is not knowing how it will wind up, and its a cheap thrill for those of us who live here and want to spread our budgets out a bit and / or are little tired of the same old thing. Even if we give you a particular name at a particular place, chances are high she won't be there at the time of your visit. And ALL of these places vary from maseusse to maseusse.I'd say if you want a sure thing genuine oil massage followed by FS with a cutey, go to Sukhumvit Soi 23 and pick a girl hanging out in front of ANY of the establishments that begin about 300 m north of Sukhuvit on the right hand (east) side if you're walking away from Sukhumvit. Just make sure you let her know that you do want the oil massage before getting on with the FS.

Greatly appreciated OMF, I'm hoping to have some great stories to post upon my return from LOS. I'm not sure of my bearings for the streets and direction, but hopefully my little friend will be a valuable compass. .Happy hunting!

[Sainter21]

In your opinion, what is the best oily to visit? I'll be visiting in two weeks for less than 24 hours and want to find the best spots with the best looking ladies. I hit Annie's last time and it wasn't bad, but I want an oil massage this go round.

Mango and / or Snow White. Google for websites and location.