La Ceiba

[Corndog]

Yes there are some really wild black women in La Ceiba. I should know. It seems that black women are more willing to give up oral but not all of them.

As in the gringos that live there making out a report. Well they have gone through a life style change and making one would be too much trouble.

When you see a gringo in La Ceiba, ask them where the gringo bar is. Kick back with them and ask a few questions.

[Member #4239]

There are some absolutely gorgeous black women in this town. Unfortunately I was accompanied already and could not enjoy any of them.
I saw a bunch of gringos in Ceiba. Wound one of them please get off his ass and write a CURRENT report on the scene?

[Chess Cat]

The guys I knew in La Ceiba:

1. The Colonel

2. The restaurant guy, in his mid-forties back in ’94, now in his mid-fifties. He had an American wife, but he also had a child with a former hooker from El Salvador, and he used to keep a room or something for the girl from El Salvador. If this is the same guy you mentioned, it’s no wonder his wife bars hookers from entering, because she knows her husband is fond of them. I don’t think it’s the same guy, because he liked hookers too much to ban them. He is a different guy from the people that owned the hamburger place in the nice treehouse, I think they are Canadian.

3. The lawyer from San Diego.

4. The guy from New Orleans, whose wife was a Honduran, and she operated a restaurant this guy owned in New Orleans.

5. Another lawyer, I think he was from Texas, he lived down there, had a Honduran wife or very steady girlfriend, he owned a windshield repair business back then in La Ceiba.

6. Jim, from Fort Myers, who had an apartment there. He’d be over 70 now.

7. This semi-crazy former pilot, who was retired down there, he would be in his sixties now.

8. A young biologist guy from Florida, who I think took a girl back with him on a fiancé visa, and then returned her to Honduras.

9. A retired Canadian guy who used to be in the equipment rental business. He actually split his time between Belize and Mexico, but came to La Ceiba occasionally because that’s where one of his wives was from.

I didn’t know the French baker. Massipan was where I used to eat, just like you said, you pick your food out, it’s pretty good, decent prices.

One time I picked up a girl there, when I saw her I thought she had nice tits, but from the other side she didn’t, it turned out she had one large breast and one small one. That was not a good experience.

I think you are right about how much money it would take to live comfortably in La Ceiba, around $1,200 a month.

Talking about the women being good mostly for cleaning and screwing, I don’t like saying this but the girls that you meet on the street or in a bar were really not smart at all. There are probably lots of really educated women in Honduras, but I met some women that if they had rocks for brains they would have been much better off.

I’m glad to hear the turtles won out over the alligators in the park.

When are you going back down?

[Corndog]

“The military guy I remember people said he was a colonel, and he was a bear of a guy. If he is still alive that is amazing.“

Last time I was there he was still alive. Now from what people told me he was Special Forces in Nam. He does have a rather colorful background. Loves black women.

“You are right about two other things too. 95 % of the guys are alcoholics.”

I have met a lot of guys who go down there to more or less drink them selves to death.

“People ask me when I am going to retire down there, and I tell them that I saw so many "shipwrecks" there, guys who had retired without the necessary dough, and these guys had it tough.”

I have been asked that a million times, when are you moving down here. I did meet a rich person down there and he said either the people are living well or just barely getting by. To live a decent life in La Ceiba you need around $1200 a month.

“I will say this about the colonel, he lived life hard and fast and without regrets.”

One time when I was drinking with him he told me I reminded him of a buddy of his. He told me this crazy story of some guy he served with and then he said he died in Nam. He maybe crazy but he is not stupid and I heard he is one tough SOB, but he likes me.

“Maybe you can help me remember the name of the hotel I used to stay at. It was quite cheap. I was several stories tall, an older place. It you were looking at the Cafe Verde, and the ocean was behind the Cafe, then it would be to your right about 1 or 2 blocks, and one block farther away from the beach side.”

To tell the truth that sounds like the hotel Caribbean. You have to walk up a flight of stairs to get there. When they give you your key its on a huge key ring. Down the hall they have a communal TV room and people say that hookers hang out in there. There are so many hotels there its hard to keep count. Ever see the hotel royal. A long time ago it was the first hospital in La Ceiba. One time Kenny K and I were across the street having a outside beer and I saw all these hookers come out look around and go back in. I looked inside and WOW it’s the scariest place I have ever seen.

“I'm not familiar with the Flamingo.”

Well that road you take to get to cherries disco. Its right there on the corner. Cost about $20 a night and 100 lemps to bring a girl in. its close to the action. I don’t have to worry about walking down some side street to get to my hotel. After a while the hookers show up and wait for me. More then once I came back in the afternoon for a nap and one was waiting for me in the lobby.

”I never stayed at the Hotel Paris, we just used to gather at the little outside cabana bar there about 7 in the evening. How is La Quinta Inn? It's a little far away from the action, but it was a pretty place back then.”

Hotel Paris is nice but yes far away from the action. Also a little pricey. Never been in the La quinta. I have seen it and it looks pricey to me.

“Where is there to eat in La Ceiba?”

One place I like is Massipan. Its close to the park and you can point and pick out what you want. Food is good and cheap. Has a big sign out front. Just walk to the park and look for the sign. Buddies of mine have shown me other places but I can never find them on my own.

“Are there any bars you like to go to near the beach?”

Cherries and gordos (next to Africa dance). The bartender in cherries knows me and I get really good service. Always hookers in cherries. Gordo always claims I steal from him but its done in a good natured way. He tells me this when I am really drunk. Now as you can walk up to the Parthenon hotel and there is a Cayman bar on the left. The people are loud but it’s a decent bar. Some hookers hang out there too.

”One thing (among many) that I recall was that in the central park in front of the Hotel Paris they had what you might call a shallow alligator pool made of cement, it had alligators and turtles. Then I came back after a month or more away, and the turtles were almost all gone, eaten by the alligators (I suppose).”

Well last time I was there, the alligators were gone but the turtles were there. I thought the people ate them.

”Life is cruel in Honduras.”

Oh hell ya. I have seen mothers pimping out their daughters, even have 3somes. I have had mothers try to marry off their daughters to me. A buddy of mine Gene who is in his 60s was going to marry this woman who was 17 and the parents were all for it. Someone warned me that if you marry a woman down there forget about any deep conversations with them. The only thing they are good at are cleaning and screwing.

Hey did you ever meet the French bread maker? That guy was totally nuts.

[Chess Cat]

I hope people don't mind our chat about old times. The military guy I remember people said he was a colonel, and he was a bear of a guy. If he is still alive that is amazing. You are right about two other things too. 95 % of the guys are alcoholics. One time I was in Danli, and I was told there was this guy that wanted to see me. It turned out he was this little old guy from the US, he seemed to be living in Danli, retired would probably be the wrong word, he was a tax refugee without resources. But clearly an alcoholic. People ask me when I am going to retire down there, and I tell them that I saw so many "shipwrecks" there, guys who had retired without the necessary dough, and these guys had it tough. Course if you wait too long you're dead. And there were some guys that were more or less happy too. And almost all of them were getting laid, which is more than I can say for a lot of us here in the US. But a lot of those guys turned to drink. I will say this about the colonel, he lived life hard and fast and without regrets.

The other thing you said is that it is like a merry-go-round, people get on and people get off, in La Ceiba.

[Iahnrt]

I was in La Ceiba one week ago. I went there after one year. It was different than before. New bars I saw were Mango Tango, Snake Bar. There was a disco named Crush is closed now. Cherries changed names to Studio 54. Girls were not as good as used to be. May be there were different places now but I could not find them . It was Carnaval weekend. Too many people but very few SW I found. I always stay in La Quinta. It is little far from action but I feel safe there. No problem taking lady there from the back door. It cost about $42.00 a night.

[Corndog]

“But it was suprising how hard it was to get laid by a non-pro in La Ceiba.”

I find that the hotel clerks are usually the best bet, but shoot they get snippy when you bring hookers back. I think one of the worst lays I have had was the motel manger. No touching no oral, man on top get it over quick. Also waitresses and bartenders. Those are usually semi pro. The older ones usually give decent head. If you hook up with a gringo that lives there, its so much easier. Their GFs know tons of women who would like to met someone decent. I have a bud who does work for us aid or something like that. He did a lot of work in La Ceiba. He was seeing a lot of the local gals and every so often he would get a hooker. Now the hookers knew where he lived and every so often would show up at 3am, drunk and loud. Of course sometimes he had his GF sleeping there. Of course all the women know who the pros are and he got into some hot water there.
“There was one guy there that maybe someone here remembers. He was older, about 53, and a retired US military man. “
Was he a bear of a guy? I remember one guy who was a colonel. Nice guy, his name is Ed. Heard a million stories of what he does down there. There are a couple of retired armed forces people down there.

“He was pretty much an alcoholic,”

Well that’s about 95% of the gringos I know down there.

“Finally, there was a younger guy, in his mid-forties, who operated a restaurant-bar near the stadium, I believed he moved his operation to one of the islands. And there was a fairly nice restaurant sort of like a fancy tree house, with hamburgers and a TV, operated by some Canadians, I think.”

He and his wife are still there. Their bar is called “the ex pats”. Its anything but. Mostly locals go there. Met them once, it’s a good place to buy cigars. Went there once, had a few drinks, no hookers. He doesn’t let them in. pain in the butt getting a taxi back to town. They were trying to sell it but no takers. Running a bar is not a dream job.

I am still waiting on the other info about other guys. La Ceiba is a big merry go round. People get on, people get off.

One time I was on Gordos having a rum and coke. There was a woman and some guys were yelling at her at her to go away. So she comes over to me. Missing half her teeth, hair had not been combed in days. Wearing the same clothing for days, boobs were flat and hanging down to her belly and the best part is SHE STANK like crap. She asked me if I wanted to f***. I arched my eye brows and asked are you serious. Then she said well do you?

[Chess Cat]

Corndog,
Maybe you can help me remember the name of the hotel I used to stay at. It was quite cheap. I was several stories tall, an older place. It you were looking at the Cafe Verde, and the ocean was behind the Cafe, then it would be to your right about 1 or 2 blocks, and one block farther away from the beach side. The name Hotel Granada comes to mind, but I don't think that is it. I think the rooms had fans rather than air conditioners. I'm not familiar with the Flamingo.

I never stayed at the Hotel Paris, we just used to gather at the little outside cabana bar there about 7 in the evening. How is La Quinta Inn? It's a little far away from the action, but it was a pretty place back then. Where is there to eat in La Ceiba? Are there any bars you like to go to near the beach?
One thing (among many) that I recall was that in the central park in front of the Hotel Paris they had what you might call a shallow alligator pool made of cement, it had alligators and turtles. Then I came back after a month or more away, and the turtles were almost all gone, eaten by the alligators (I suppose).

Life is cruel in Honduras.

[Corndog]

Woo hoo we have our own area.

Now Chess Cat on those guys don’t sound familiar but then back in 94 there was a lot of gringos in La Ceiba. Not all of them went bar hopping like me. I still have a lot of friends down in La Ceiba and can pass this info on to them

What I like about La Ceiba is it’s a laid back place. If you look around you can get laid. The hotel Paris, I didn’t like, price is too high. That’s the one near central park. I like hotel Flamingo. Close to all the action. I remember when they used to have condoms in the front lobby. Last time I was there every so often a hooker would hang out in the lobby. Usually cost me 200 lemps for them.

[Chess Cat]

La Ceiba.

I was there in '94. Back then I was 37 and spoke spanish, and even so, it was not easy to meet amateur or semi-pro Honduran women. There were a number of older pros. They started out at the Cafe Verde, and as the night wore on they moved on to the bars near the beach. I was not too wild about the pros, but I sampled a few. One night I was with a black girl and it was a very good experience. Not wild and crazy, just a good fuck. I used to hang out at the Hotel Paris. Near the beach they had some places, one foreign-owned place I think it was called German's or Herman's. Lots of hoes hung out there. There was a dance place a little further down, I can't remember the name of it. It was filled with young people, native Ceibans. I went to Black and White's a couple of times, it had a more native feel. Near the beach, across the street from the first dance place I mentioned, was a sort of a stand that some women would hang out at, not all of them seasoned pros. But it was suprising how hard it was to get laid by a non-pro in La Ceiba.

There was one guy there that maybe someone here remembers. He was older, about 53, and a retired US military man. He supposedly had achieved some fairly significant rank in the US army, and I think he had been wounded. He had some sort of pension. He married, I mean married, a morena from La Ceiba, and they had at least one kid. He had other grown children in the US that must have been wondering about their crazy dad. His wife in La Ceiba didn't pay much attention to him at that time, I don't think they were getting along too good. He was pretty much an alcoholic, he used to get just crazy drunk and then try to ride his moped home from the dance bars along the beach. He supposedly had some at least honorary rank in the Honduran military, one time he helped a local restaurant owner get his stolen truck back pronto. That guy was drinking himself to death. Does anyone know what happened to him?

In another post I asked about Jim from Fort Myers, the lawyer from San Diego, the dude from New Orleans. If anyone has any info, I'd be curious as to what happened to my old fellow mongers.

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