Valencia

[ElEspanolisto]

Went to Sala Maxx last tuesday and was really impressed by the available quality. Unfortunately most of the girls were Moldavian and Romanian which are not my cup of tea. Thanks God Latin America was also present and I was lucky to session with a 27yo blonde Colombian paisa. She had a fantastic rack and performed outstanding. I think her name was Sarah or Sandra?? Even hard negotiating got me a damage of 90 for 40 minutes. Seen the fun and her performance not too bad at all. Taxi from the center costs 14 and returning 16, by taximeter.

I'm looking forward to return to Valencia ;-) Highly recommendable

Today, 3th February I can afirm that the best places to go at night and find women are Maxx and Club Paris. In addition to find women, you have a lot of fun. I'm living in Barcelona but I'm from my Valencia (all my family lives in Valencia).

[SnarkHunter]

The Felina website recommends that you don't take a cab directly there, as other houses pay them to redirect you to their establishments instead. So, I took a cab to the nearby W hotel, and walked the last couple blocks. Found the door, which was unlocked and opened into a small vestibule with another door. I couldn't figure out the bell, and so knocked, and was soon greeted by a wirey gray-haired señora in her mid fifties, who talked and smiled and moved around quickly, often nodding her head nervously. She only spoke a tiny little bit of English, but she ushered me into a room (with the elephant art on the wall), told me it was a completely private place, and said she'd get the girls. Very cheery and friendly. She was dressed professionally and could have passed for a real estate agent.

The room had a bathroom / shower area, bed, leather chair, rack for clothes, and many mirrors. I wouldn't call it spotlessly clean, but it wasn't overly gross. Slightly worn, rather than disturbingly ratty.

A few minutes passed, and then the parade began. There were about nine or ten or so candidates, whom I'd personally rate on looks from about 6 to 9. There were two I found attractive. Each one came in individually, announced her name, kissed both my cheeks, and then took off. I liked Chloe and Carla, and when the Senora reappeared, I asked her which one was better at massage, as my shoulders were a bit stiff still from the plane. She couldn't figure out what I was talking about. So, we danced around that, and she brought them both back in, where they cheerfully said Hello, to me again. Finally, the senora understood my question, and said that they were both highly professional.

So, I went with Chloe, who looked like a Brazilian barbie doll. The senora directed me to pay her directly. So, I set the 60€ for 30 minutes down on the night table. Like the room itself, Chloe was stage-set beautiful. I wouldn't say the room was elegant, but it was sort of cartoon elegant. The wood was all composite, the walls were thin, and the simple furnishings were likely by Ikea. But it was clean, the lighting was intricate and adjustable, the walls painted a nice deep brothel red, and many strategic mirrors provided visuals so that the experience could be enjoyed from multiple angles.

Chloe was tall (5'8? Lithe, with light coffee-colored skin and straight, dark blondish hair barely reaching her shoulders. Her English was minimal, and my Spanish completely absent, so communication was challenging. She wore a black corset and minuscule mini skirt. Chloe bubbled in her scripted broken English way, and I bantered back uncomfortably in mine. She was completely cheerful and in character. She showed me where to store my clothes, while she removed her own. She had significant tattoos all over her back and limbs, though more erotic than gross. Ample bolt-ONS—sadly, with an obvious wrinkle at the bottom. Rock hard, not huge fun to play with. Small but squeezable ass. Tightly trimmed ghost of a triangle, dyed to match the hair on her head.

First, we took a shower, where she mostly paid attention to my cleaning my shlong, which I didn't think was particularly dirty, but one must be sure. Likewise, I confirmed the cleanliness of her plastic boobs. A few light, tongueless, wispy kisses.

We dried off. She matter-of-fact and cheerfully asked if I wanted massage or sex first. I said massage, so she got to work, giving me the worst massage I've had in years. Just wiggling her greased up fingers up and down my spine. I tried various words to improve matters, like "harder," "more on my shoulders," "stronger," but to no avail; the language barrier was too vast. Eventually I got bored of that, and told her that I wanted to enjoy her body. I had her lay on her back, and touched her all over, eventually decided to play with her pussy a bit. It was desert dry. I couldn't squeeze a drop out of it, even with the best of my tricks. Finally, she reached into her purse and produced some lube, which was then deposited in her other purse, to a definite improvement in experience.

Chloe commenced with a performance that I was actually causing her some actual pleasure, rather than that I was simply doing my thing until she could tactfully get rid of me. But she pretended to be on the brink of orgasm, and made a few convincing groans, and she was accommodating with positions. She gave me a CBJ / condom application combo, which was a little surprising given my research of the local customs, but I was philosophically okay with the precaution. Though I had brought my own condoms, the logistics were such that she just used her own, which was fine. She took directions well. Eventually, I started playing with the pussy again, and she maneuvered into a reverse cowboy to give me easier access, which I thought was a fairly complex and professional move on her part. She did a nice job of pretending to writhe in ecstasy, though of course, it was complete theater. Then, my fingers inside her switched with the big boy, which she had wrapped up earlier, and proceeded to the main event, still in reverse cowgirl. When all was done, there was a bit of forced cuddle time, where she monkeyed around wrapping tissues around my spent soldier in funny ways, like origami. Obviously, an art she's practiced a bit. Silly. I wasn't quite in the mood, but I suppose it was charming.

I'd say, that was all pleasant and felt that it was very much according to script and contract. But then, she stated giving me the horrible back rub again. I told her stronger. But nothing. So, I flipped her over, back up, and then showed her a few proper massage moves. The surprisingly, she flipped me again, and gave me a first rate, pro quality massage, including moves I didn't demonstrate.

So, there's something here I don't get. Why did she give me a shitty one first, when she had skills all the time? And then why did she ultimately give me an excellent massage, in the end? Something went over my head, in the cross-cultural experience.

Then, a shower to clean up. Again, attention to making sure the important parts were spotless.

She was giggly and friendly the whole time. It ended a conversation about how bad Spanish pop music is, and some pleasant teasing about how bad her first massage was. And while I'd say we had no true rapport, our forced fake rapport wasn't half bad. She seemed warm, if a little silly. I tipped her another 10, and she joked that it was for the second massage, not the first. Cute.

Ultimately, I think the folks at Felina are working hard and trying their best to provide a positive experience. It's an awkward business, and I think ultimately, that's all we can ask for. I left feeling a lot better than when I arrived.

Thank you all for your recommendations.

[MacLindo]

Congratulation to Jorge Negrero thank you for all your valuable information, I am impressed. In March I am Valencia. I am already sure to visit Felina.

I discovered another place that interests me. It is Chicas Norma (Spanish girls). Is anybody able to give me more information about the quality of service, the space (address) and girls? Does anyone speak English there?

[SkittenBrever]

Fahrvergnugen,

Thanks for a great post. (Sorry, I can't PM).

What do you know about the erotic massage scene in VLC (or Barcelona)? Or, anyone?

Finally, I'm back to Valencia,. And my first 'adventure' was in a erotic massage parlour at.

Avenida Cortes Valenciana 50.

2nd piso (floor) room 4 - Please ring them by cell. Phone before going there (tel. 60XXXX783), - nothing freaks out more these escort girls than some unknown guy knocking at their door!

- and understandably so.

This could be a place that could interest all punters into massage & erotic massage. I found it on valenciacitas.com, where it evens indicates how far the nearest escort from you.

(provided you're willing to let them know your IP location).

The street is a wide avenue, at the western most tip of Valencia, with easy car parking, (even on the street without paying, which for me who is car bound is a big plus).

The flat was nice, with three girls working there. But I was received by a certain 'Selene' rather than the voluptuous Paola (big tits) that I had asked for. Still 'Selene' was very pretty looking (25 yrs old), with a splendid body.

And of course, very friendly. But it shows even in the more reliable internet sites, they still do a little bit of tricky, in order to gain clients, apparently, Paola was at the doctor, but they never told me that.

When I called them several times during the day. Anyway, if Selene had told she was Paola I would have believed her, with this face hiding, and their perfect bodies on their photos.

Its difficult to tell one putas from the another.

They specialize in Massage / Erotic massage (with happy ending), cost - 60 euro half an hour, double for one hour, like the other girls in Valencia.

They offer full sex too. But for 45 minutes minimum. So its 80 Euros.

I got myself a real nice treatment, with candle lit room, huge mattress on floor, with flower petals strewn about, and soft background music. !! Like in a.

'real' massage parlour. So she started with the erotic massage thing, of body to body which was exciting enough. To end with full vaginal sex (penetration).

Everything was done passionately, and really well (kissing, uncovered oral sex, etc). If she was pretending to be sexually excited. Then she deserves an Oscar for acting!

I can never know how much they like it, but she certainly made love a lot better than many non putas I've fucked in the past.

I think I'll go again some time in the future, and fuck the other two girls there Iris and Paola (check their profiles on the web site), if I can't get Selene. But.

Since you get similar quality at the casitas (Felinas, Evenonce, etc) for 60 Euro half an hour, I might as well go there too.

At valenciacitas.com about 10% of the ads are 'erotic massage' offers, but usually they offer full sex too. Unlike in Norway-Sweden where 50 % of the ads are erotic massage.

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[SkittenBrever]

I was never at even 11 but I am sure you are True, it is a well known quality (new) establishment. I was never there as it is a too obvious place, a big working girl house saying it in big sign, just near the rush of the bus station of Valencia, and its gate is very apparent, so you walk in like shouting loud. I am going to fuck some working girl, so I didn't like the idea. I like more discretion.

You can go there by car, they have a private parking, . The entrance is in a small alley way, behind the establishment. Very discreet.

Otherwise if you go in the Siesta hours by foot, the street couldn't be more deserted, and you can ask the Madam if you can leave through the garage.

[SkittenBrever]

Massages with happy endings, is not very popular in Spain, partly because you can full sex at a relatively low price, and Latins like the real thing. The thinking in Spain is. If you're going to spend money on a putas, you might as well go all the way. Some girls give a massages as an extra, (after the sex), but erotic massage is fairly unknown here. While its fairly common in Sweden, Norway because prostitution is prohibited, so prices of all sex for sale goes up, due to stresses of police repression, so "erotic massage' becomes a reasonably priced option.

[SnarkHunter]

Fahrvergnugen,

Thanks for a great post. (Sorry, I can't PM.).

What do you know about the erotic massage scene in VLC (or Barcelona)? Or, anyone?

[Fahrvergnugen]

In my life I've lived in many places all over the world and about two years ago I wound up moving to Valencia. Boy, I had no idea how cheap high quality pussy is in this town. The prior reviews absolutely nail it. I have been been Hellobaby, Felina, and of course to EvenOnce. They all offer great poon for coin but here are my impressions:

Even Once. Absolutely has the largest collection of girls but it's very much dependent on the time of day. I went a few days ago right after Christmas and all the good girls were booked so I had to get a BJ from what I would consider a 6 or 7 at best. In general EvenOnce does have decent girls but it's really a matter of having the luck of the draw so to say. Many of the girls alternate between VLC and BCL and sometimes you get to pound an 8 or 9 for €120 (one hour. I like to take my time). Other times the whole lineup is crap and I have to settle for a half hour quickly. So it really depends. Very mixed ensemble. The facilities are okay but a bit dated IMO. The rooms are fine and relatively clean. There's a shower of course and if you're lucky you get a room with a whirl pool. They don't charge extra for the big rooms. At least they never asked me if I wanted one. To me the girls is what matters.

Hello Baby. Very nice place and the selection IMO is a bit better than at EvenOnce. The rooms are very nice and I like the ambiance. I agree with one of the prior reports that the girls can be a bit rude. It happened to me once there, but in general they girls are pretty professional. I always talk to them and make them feel special, after all I want to make it a good experience for both of us and the girls sense that. It also helps that I'm in pretty awesome shape. Fairly good looking. Not to brag but rarely has a girl treated me badly. They did ask me about a larger room with a pool once but I don't know if they just wanted to rip me off. It's usually not a thing down here in VLC. You get the room that's available.

Felina. I love that place. It's small and usually you only get to see about a dozen girls if you're lucky. But most of them are at least a 7 or 8, so you'll be in good shape. The facilities are top notch. It feels like a hotel particular or fancy mansion inside. Sometimes I go there and do two or three girls in a row. Each of them 30 minutes. My little reward for working hard and given the fun and the ambiance I can't imagine spending my money any better. Again, all the girls are clean and professional. No complaints. I recommend you talk to the girl and ask a few bullshit personal questions they can lie to you about. It'll break the ice and you get girlfriend experience. Many times the girls beg me to keep going as they are about to come. If you create good chemistry you can have the most amazing (and low cost) sex of your life here in VLC.

General tips: Someone mentioned girls advertising services near Plaza de Toros. They also call it Calle Xátiva sometimes. Stay the f. K away from those girls. They are almost all liars and scam artists. When I just had moved here I went there twice and the girls were horrible and rude. One girl was so rude and ugly that I just wanted to leave but she insisted on getting paid and threatened that some guys in the building would kick my ass. Now I am trained in H2H combat with a variety of weaponry (knife and stick included) and I think I could have fought my way out of that building. But I decided that possibly having to face the Spanish police and getting arrested was probably not a good idea so I paid for a quick blowjob and vowed to never return there.

Never ever believe the ads in milanuncios.com - 80% of the foto ads are fake. You can drag the pictures into this URL: https://www.google.com/imghp to see if they are real. That usually shows you which ones are fakes. In general it's a waste of time and unless you're on a budget I don't recommend it. The prices are not better than at the agencies above.

Finally, one site I highly recommend is hotvalencia: http://hotvalencia.es/ Very high quality girls on there and so far all the girls I tried had true photos. Expect to pay €60 per half our and €120 for a full hour. Some offer 45 minutes and unless you like the girl a lot it's the best deal, 30 minutes is too rushed for me.

That's it. If you have any further questions send me a private message. And have fun!

[Jorge Negrero]

I was in even-once last August, at the starting point of my "grand tour" of all the major working girl houses in Valencia. After 2 months of trying both small & big establishments (the ones previously mentioned) and a few independents, I came to the conclusion that.

Even-once offers the best service in terms of value for money. Again its 60 Euros for half an hour of full sex, as!

I was never at even 11 but I am sure you are True, it is a well known quality (new) establishment. I was never there as it is a too obvious place, a big working girl house saying it in big sign, just near the rush of the bus station of Valencia, and its gate is very apparent, so you walk in like shouting loud. I am going to fuck some working girl, so I didn't like the idea. I like more discretion.

[Jorge Negrero]

An important thing to consider about Felina is that you only get one pop during your time, even if you are paying for an hour you will have to pay extra for a second round..

This is very strange, I went many times to Felina and in 1 hour you can do two pops, this is universally known in Spain, Unless they are taking advantage of you being a tourist, more over when I was younger and my pops were fast, I was allowed to do two pops in 30 minutes, although I never could end the second one on time.

30 minutes 1 pop.

60 minutes 2 pops even in Felina. If you doubt it ask the mamasan, and the girl.

Consider this.

The girls line up and start presenting them self's to you one by one, if you have something in mind (kissing, two pops, anal etc.) those few seconds are the best time to ask for, the girl has no time to bargain, a yes will mean she is chosen and a no means she will lost a sure client. don't worry about delaying her for 3-4 seconds, ask her.

[SnarkHunter]

Even-once offers the best service in terms of value for money.

Thanks guys for weighing in. I will try to make the rounds and report back. Also will be in VLC this January.

I'm going to spend a couple days in Barcelona too, but the prices there seem much higher.

Continuing tips welcome.

One aspect of my hobby that I have not yet figured out how to indulge is photography. I know Felina has a house policy prohibiting that, and I imagine it is the same elsewhere. Or is it? Maybe I need to go to an independent provider? I'm a little reluctant to do that, not speaking the language and not really knowing the culture.

[SkittenBrever]

Models and Hellobaby are, I believe, owned by the same people (if you visit one and decide not to stay they will recommend the other which suggests that they aren't competitors) and are pretty similar really. An important thing to consider about Felina is that you only get one pop during your time, even if you are paying for an hour you will have to pay extra for a second round.

Of all the knocking shops in Valencia I would say I rate Evenonce the highest at the moment. The line up is always of a high standard and whatever time I go they always have plenty of girls available. Models and Hellobaby are very unpredictable regarding numbers of girls, I have been to both at peak time in the past and found a line up of just 1 or 2 girls.

I was in even-once last August, at the starting point of my "grand tour" of all the major working girl houses in Valencia. After 2 months of trying both small & big establishments (the ones previously mentioned) and a few independents, I came to the conclusion that.

Even-once offers the best service in terms of value for money. Again its 60 Euros for half an hour of full sex, and I had a choice of five women, two of which were stunners in the 9-10 range (perfect bodies), 2 pretty, and one OK. The one I took was friendly and warm and gave a good girlfriend experience, also, because (I suspect), she had just started her escort "career", and hadn't become yet, a hardened working girl. Felina and Models Valencia were acceptable, but the line up wasn't good quantity and quality -wise.

What's more I went to Even-once at 15.00 hrs (in August), the worst time according to the Madam-san, as most girls were resting (siesta) . And still I got this good line up!! I'm in boring Sweden, for work now, but I' ll be back in January to Valencia, can't wait to go to these wonderful working girl houses!

[Zozimus]

Thanks Jorge. How would you describe the differences between them? From the pictures, it looks like Felina is more old world, Models is more contemporary. Hard to get a sense of Hellobaby as the site is a bit screwed up.

Models and Hellobaby are, I believe, owned by the same people (if you visit one and decide not to stay they will recommend the other which suggests that they aren't competitors) and are pretty similar really. An important thing to consider about Felina is that you only get one pop during your time, even if you are paying for an hour you will have to pay extra for a second round.

Of all the knocking shops in Valencia I would say I rate Evenonce the highest at the moment. The line up is always of a high standard and whatever time I go they always have plenty of girls available. Models and Hellobaby are very unpredictable regarding numbers of girls, I have been to both at peak time in the past and found a line up of just 1 or 2 girls.

[Jorge Negrero]

Thanks Jorge. How would you describe the differences between them? From the pictures, it looks like Felina is more old world, Models is more contemporary. Hard to get a sense of Hellobaby as the site is a bit screwed up.

Hi Snark,

I have been in those places like a million times, not during the last year of course, but their services are great and you will always find great girls, the girls keep on changing but the quality is the same.

In Felina near Mestalla Football stadium I came to meet fabulous girls, extra ordinary girls, and they always have too many girls not listed on the web page. Don't underestimate it, the rooms and like suites in a hotel. If I just go back now, I will go to Felina righ a way.

Models have great girls too, from what I used to experience, they used to keep the same girls, but you might fall in love of one and visit her a 100 times.

Hello Baby is like the Metropolis of houses, if you go in the week ends you will find dozens of new and fresh coming girls that you dint see there just a couple of days before, girls change with a big frequency and only a small portion of them appear on the web page, you will always find gorgeous girls in there, but their attitude is not the best, on the contrary as they are less attached to the house expect worser attitude in Hello baby. I did it like a hundred times in Hello Baby I can say in 90% of the cases I got a breath taking girl, but only 50% of the cases they were girl friendly.

Once a Foxy killing girl in Hello, baby I was with and was not doing her job properly she said: I am not your Novia, I said: I don't want you to be, just be Fucking professional!! So she did her profession more professionally.

Once I got a hot blond, her attitude was so bad that my dick didn't stand up! It was a terrible fuck with gorgeous but unsupportable girl. She said denounce me to the house, hhhhhh, like If I had time too.

But I got too many good deals there too, so try it.

I advice you to prepare a budget of 600 Euros, and make 10 visits, first visit each house 60 Euros each, then you will know were to spend the rest of the 7 visits. God dam it how good is ir de putas in Spain.

[SnarkHunter]

Go to This Places, and never be afraid of being ripped off.

http://www.felinavalencia.com

http://www.hellobaby.es

http://www.modelsvalencia.com

Ala a foyar.

Thanks Jorge. How would you describe the differences between them? From the pictures, it looks like Felina is more old world, Models is more contemporary. Hard to get a sense of Hellobaby as the site is a bit screwed up.