Koh Samui

[Ryo Saeba]

this post is just the account of a night with a girl, and as such it contains no generally useful hard data or info.

during my holiday in samui i met quite a few girls new to the trade: of course it was impossible for me to verify their claim and as far as i knew they may have worked before in their local brothel in isaan, but given the lack of english skills and general shyness with farangs, i was inclined to at least partially believe them.

now, i must admit to possess both a romantic and a competitive streak, and so i developed this wish to find a girl relatively fresh of the bus and give her both a wild ride and a good time, to show her that not all farangs in samui are drunks and/or emotional cheap charlies out for a quickie.

some crazy reasoning if you ask me now, but back then it all seemed perfectly logical.

so anyway, a couple of nights later i was lucky enough to find an even better prospect (looks wise) that i could have hoped for.

i was in the gb go-go bar, and out of the girls dancing on stage, there was only one who caught my fancy, and quite certainly not my fancy alone, as looking around i could notice various gazes fixed on her. when our eyes met i winked, and got no response, which of course is bound to leave the male ego a bit bruised considering her line of work, but the next time she looked in my direction i made sure to let her see i was waving a 1000 note in a beckoning way. this time she conceded a little smile, very fake to be sure, and when the song finished she came to me.

seeing my dancer from up close afforded me the opportunity to better judge her talents. about 5. 7 / 5. 8 with high hills, thin but not skinny and with a decent amount of curves to make me want to fondle them. after 12 days in the los selecting providers i had gotten better at focusing on the little details. she wasn't what you'd call a light skinned girl, but certainly whiter than most other providers in samui. she had a pretty nose, not too flat yet not western by any means.

very little make-up, a couple of simple pearl earrings, and no tattoos. she looked down while walking towards me.

we started the ice breaking q&a routine, and i was only half surprised to find out that she wasn't from isaan but from bangkok, out in samui for a month to make money to buy herself a scooter, or so she claimed.

when i commented that her english was very good for being new to the trade, she replied that she was attending college, and i thought there was poorly concealed pride in her answer. i asked her impressions about customers in samui, to which she replied she only had two so far, both quite drunk. behind the smile, again i sensed some contempt in her voice. she seemed exactly the kind of girl who needs an infusion of positivity.

i told her i would bar-fine her so she went to get changed. i grabbed the occasion to call the mamasan and ask her about my choice, and she did warn me that the girl was new, so i had little reason to doubt her newbie status anymore.

her regular clothes consisted of a dark electric blue shirt with rolled-up sleeves, matching high heels shoes and a short white skirt.

we got out and headed for my accommodation, mixing with the night crowd.

we entered my hotel premises, but instead of going straight for the room i took her to the beach.

palm trees swaying in the refreshing night breeze, the sound of waves rolling on the shore, stars in the sky and that unmistakable sweet smell that the air has at the tropics. i wondered if she could even begin to understand how a farang, who comes from a big european city, feels in such a setting. hell, i could have had an orgasm just for being there. i canceled these musings from my mind: i set out to accomplish a mission.

we sat on the sand and i tried to get her to talk about herself, to open up to me a bit so that a minimum of rapport could be established. she answered in the yes/no format for a good 5 minutes, until i got lucky with one particular topic: ladyboys.

she said one of her cousins underwent surgery the year before, and he was much happier now, and she was very happy for him. i could tell she was close to him, so i came up with a story about my sister who after a long time thinking about it got a divorce and she's happy and i'm happy for her. total bullshit of course, never had a sister, but i needed to show her we had something in common.

as things were looking better, i took her hand, looked her in the eyes and kissed her, no tongue, just a simple first kiss, much like a real couple could exchange.

she didn't say anything. i said let's go.

when we got to my room i turned on only those lights necessary for us to move about without bumping into stuff, and i immediately put on some music: my accomodation was halfway between the street and the beach and pretty quiet, so a little music at low volume was enough to cover most external noises. i chose a collection i have of oriental instrumental songs, nothing too quick but not too sleep-inducing either.

after i gave her another kiss she started to undress, but i stopped her and told her that i wanted her to get naked in the bathroom, take her shower and then dress up again, only this time with no bra and a pair of sexy panties i handed to her.

she was a bit puzzled about the whole redressing concept and made me explain it to her a second time, but she then acquiesced without further questioning.

when she came out i gave her a whisky-cola and went in for my own shower. unlike her, when i came out i was naked.

i took the final sip of her drink, then circled around her, positioning myself right behind her. i stood about 4 or 5 inches over her. i reached and started to unbutton her shirt, only undoing one from the bottom and two from the top, which was enough to reveal the roundness of her breasts: i peaked with lust in between them, but didn't touch them.

i took a blindfold i kept ready on the nearby desk, explained her what i was about to do, and with extreme care i put it on her. she tensed for a few seconds when i took her eyesight away; i whispered in her ear that i was going to make her come that night.

i started to undress her slowly, beginning from her watch and earrings, and she relaxed.

still behind her, i then slid my left hand under her shirt, gently cupping her right breast while lightly blowing air behind her ear. she sighed, and i took this as encouragement to go on. i crouched on my knees, letting go of her breast and running a finger down her body all the way to the ankle, and up. i rolled up her skirt, until her panties were fully exposed.

i inserted one hand between the lingerie and her buttock, and i just left it there, not squeezing, while applying the lightest pressure with the tip of my tongue on her other butt cheek.

i took off her skirt, leaving her in a half unbuttoned shirt, knickers and high heels, still blindfolded: she sighed again.

i lowered her knickers about an inch and put them back up, teasing her.

i stood back up and told her to spread her legs; while doing that, she leaned against my torso, reached back and put her hands on my hips.

i hovered over her shoulder and ran a hand down to her groin: i hesitated a second, then proceeded inside, all the way down and under but being very careful not to touch her pussy, and i left my hand there, millimeters away from her lips yet never coming into contact, all the while stroking her neck with my other hand.

maybe half a minute had passed already, and with me doing next to nothing she had relaxed once again.

in one swift snap i ripped away her panties.

she let out a little sound of surprise and tightened her grasp on my hips, trying to keep me both away and with her.

i hugged her reassuringly, kissed her on the neck, let her turn around and face me, and then kissed her on the mouth, and immediately it turned into a wild french kiss.

she went for my cock, but i stopped her and separated her from me: i told her to take off the shirt.

she did, and, in the quiet of my room, i took a second to appreciate her figure once more.

she had a tight body, probably never had a kid but that for me was a non-issue since she appeared fit. maybe the beginning of a tummy, but thin as she was it could just have been the result of the big glass of coke she drank minutes before. a scar on the side of her right calf was the only visible imperfection on her otherwise seemingly unblemished skin.

i took her in my arms, like a newlywed husband would, and laid her on the bed.

i sat on the bed with her, removed the knickers and told her to lie face down, and that i was going to give her a massage. i took a massage oil i had ready, poured a large quantity on her back and started to rub.

i initially concentrated on the neck and shoulders, which she showed to appreciate, then moved to her back, her buttocks, her legs and calves, all the while whispering her stuff in my language: nothing she could understand, but i used it to keep her involved and focused on me, while adding a touch of exoticism.

when i finished with her feet i grabbed a pillow, doubled it and put it under her belly: i could finally see her pussy.

i was glad to find out that she had a very well kept slit, only slightly pink in color and graced by well rounded, full, almost fat lips.

she felt exposed and powerless, i guess, and she moaned. i took her by the ankles and parted her legs. i did it slowly and spread them as wide as i could, and it would have seemed an obscene angle, unworthy of such an innocent looking girl, were it not for her pussy lips, which despite the stretched legs didn't part at all, allowing her to retain a certain decency in that most un-decent setting.

i got some more oil and once again i started a massage, but this time i concentrated on the inside of her thighs, and no more than a few strokes later she turned towards me, still blindfolded, and asked me to fuck her.

this of course could only have one of two meanings: either she was getting bored and wanted to get done with it, or she was teased-out and wished for more serious stuff. there was only one way for me to ascertain which it was, so i let myself slide between her legs and i slowly pressed my tongue inside her, and found out that she was quite wet, and so i knew i was having a measure of success.

as i finally touched that part of her i had so long kept away from, she took a full breath, and when i grabbed her ass very hard with both hands she raised it as if to press it against my face.

with the tip of my tongue i started to trace the line of her spine, from her tailbone all the way up to the neck and down again, and this time i helped her up, so that she could fold her legs beneath her and offer me full access to her. she could do nothing but wait anxiously for my next move.

i reached for her head and kissed her with equal parts of tenderness and passion, but it only lasted a few seconds.

it was time.

i let her head rest on a pillow, nibbled sloppily at her butt cheeks, and finally with one hand i gently grabbed her whole pussy, and could feel the first signs of her clitoris protruding, so with the other hand firmly planted on her hip, very slowly i started to rock her back and forth.

again she asked me to fuck her, but her juices were now flowing freely: i let go of her and asked her if she wanted me to make her come. she said yes.

i let her turn face up. i told her that she was beautiful. i doubled her and used my forearms to pin her down by the back of her knees, and went to work. at first i only used my tongue, then when she grabbed me by the head with her hands i knew she was close, so i let one finger slide inside her, the first time i really penetrated her. i located the back of her clitoris and rubbed it rhythmically. i asked her again if she wanted me to make her come, and i got the answer i wished for all along: yes pleeeease.

with renewed effort i went at it. a little later, under my tongue, i felt her clitoris retracting, and i almost smiled knowing i had made it. it was a matter of less than a minute: her breath kept speeding up while her moans gradually reduced, and she locked my head with her legs.

the instant she came she folded on herself, and while still in the throes of pleasure and kind of vibrating in that way only women seem capable of, she finally let out a close mouthed long moan.

she tried to say something, but i politely silenced her and told her to wait.

when exactly do you approach a woman for the second round? without asking that's always difficult to get right: too soon and she's still too sensitive, wait too long and she may have lost her state of arousal. luckily when with a pro girl you don't have to worry too much about form, and in my case she was the one who gave me the hint by starting to touch herself.

i told her in no uncertain terms i now wanted to fuck her hard.

she grabbed a condom.

now, once i've been cavalier enough to give the girl i'm with right of first orgasm, i afterwards don't care what she wants, says or thinks: i just do my thing, often in an almost brutal way. age have thought me that if you are a gentleman before and after, and throw in an orgasm for her as added bonus, most women will actually enjoy a bit a of a rough session.

anyway, i do like that with regular girls, and it was certainly no different with my thai cutie.

i sprang towards her face and kissed her wildly and sucked her tongue while fingering both her pussy and ass, then i moved down and licked her breast all over, slapped it a few times, went down on her, spit on her pussy and ate her some more. i grabbed her by the neck and made her swallow my erection, and i would have face-fucked her but i felt close to coming, so i pulled her back and told her to put the condom on, and as soon as she did i pushed her away, rolled her face down on the bed and entered her swiftly.

once inside i also began spanking her with both hands, maybe ten times, then laid on top of her, pulled her hair and licked her neck and face like a wild animal.

as i kept going i eased back on my knees to be able to push with more momentum.

with one hand i kept her head down on the pillow, and with the other i took her own, placed it on her pussy and told her to masturbate herself.

she started rubbing it but i told her to put a finger inside, which she did, and so while banging her i got the added excitement of feeling my dick slide against her finger too.

she told me she was going to come again, but like i said before i didn't care anymore and barely registered at the time: while still inside her i grabbed her by the shoulders and pulled her up, making her kneel in a position specular to mine, her back against my chest, my knees keeping hers well apart.

i positioned her hands behind my head and her head on my shoulder, and after a couple of slaps to her pussy i took one breast in each hand and buried my fingers in them, hard, and i do mean hard because i used that hold both for balance and for helping her up and down my cock.

again she picked up her moaning and tried to kiss me, but i was too focused on myself to respond and in fact i disengaged the lock and pushed her on the bed, but quickly pulled her by the ankles until her bum stood on the edge of the mattress and her legs dangled out.

i let my weight on her and penetrated her deep as i could, took her by arms at the height of the elbows, arching her back, and that being my favorite position and knowing i wasn't going to last long, i gave her all i had left, going machine-gun style, each slapping sound of her ass against my lap bringing me closer to an inevitable explosion.

the moment right before coming i told her so and closed my hands around her throat for the last few strokes.

as i groaned loud my pleasure, i let go of her.

as we were relaxing on the bed, exhausted, she removed the blindfold and i complimented her for never taking it out. she said she liked it and that we could do it again tomorrow. not likely, i answered.

she said she had come again, which i found hard to believe as she hadn't shown any of the telling signs and i hadn't felt any contraction, but i told her i was happy she had.

i also told her to go have a shower.

when she came out i pointed at the time and told her she could go.

she replied she could stay, and under normal circumstances i would have accepted her offer gladly, but i believe that no two people who have shared an evening and an orgasm can be free of a certain bond, and i didn't want either of us to be disappointed, so i insisted that she leave.

once she was ready to go i motioned to give her a small tip, but she refused and said something along the lines of "you no give me taxi-money now, we go lunch tomorrow".

whether bond or calculated trap, it couldn't be possible either way, so i gave her a kiss, put the money in her open purse, and told her we would never meet again.

in the end she left, and if in the following days she came looking for me like she said she would, she didn't find me, because that was my last night in samui.

ryo

[Ryo Saeba]

A few more pics of soi Green Mango bar girls.

# 1: the rice hat was a little stunt my buddy and I pulled, girls of course loved it.

# 2 had a peculiar facial bone structure, at first glimpse I mistook her for a ladyboy, she definitely wasn't.

# 3 is another example of low quality in Samui.

# 4: girl on the right, ladyboy on the left.

Ryo

[Ryo Saeba]

My first time in Samui, I stayed in Chaweng.

CHAWENG

Having been to Patong in Phuket a year and a half ago, it comes natural for me to compare the two places. While Patong is a mongering destination where some regular tourists (mistakenly) happen to stop by, almost the contrary can be said for Chaweng, a beach town dedicated to regular tourism which also offers some prostitution, but not as the main draw.

There are 2 main mongering location (soi Green mango and soi Reggae, which I will cover later in more detail) but one is very small and the prostitution establishments are mixed with regular ones, while the other is hidden away from the main drag. In Patong, Bangla Road is both the main drag AND murder central.

The closest to in-your-face prostitution that Chaweng offers is the Pink Lady Massage in the south side of the beach road, where a few girls stand outside trying to get customers in.

In August the majority of tourist were Europeans, with Italians, French and Spanish being the most common, and all of them on the young side; I would say the average tourist age was 30-35.

It seemed to me there weren't many people around, but I was told this was the best summer in the last four years.

SOI GREEN MANGO

Quite small, U-shaped soi.

On one side most if not all the establishments cater to regular young tourists, while on the other there are about 5 or 6 beer bars with girls available. In the middle there's the Mango club, where supposedly one could get freelancers and off work bar girls, but I never saw anything worth my attention, and I couldn't be bothered to wait until past 3 in the morning. Anyway, given the scarcity of attractive providers, I doubt anything good looking would last that late.

It was from one of the beer bars that I got the girl in pic #5: blond hair aside, I think she's quite representative of the low average quality around.

GO-GO bars

There are 2 go-gos in soi Green Mango: Dream Girls and GB.

They are equally priced (600 bar-fine, 2000 ST, 3000 LT), and neither offers nude dancing: the girls always keep their clothes on.

Dream Girls, while not packed, generally had a decent amount of customers, but possibly only one good looking bird, who by the way didn't speak a word of intelligible English.

Coming from Walking St and Soi Cowboy though, what lacked the most was the atmosphere: no punters with a girl in each arm, no ping pong balls, no screaming, no crazy tipping.

GB was always empty but, in Samui terms, had a couple of good looking dancers plus a couple more of above average ones. It was from here that I plucked girl in pic #7, who also speaks near fluent English. Again from GB I got another dancer, for which I'll post a separate report.

SOI REGGAE

Despite the absence of punters, or maybe because of it, soi Reggae felt a bit more like Bangla road or soi 6 in Pattaya: girls (and ladyboys) don't just sit in a trance, but will rush in the middle of the street to grab you and try to lead you to their bar.

With the possible exception of the Reggae Pub at the end of the soi (never went there) all bars here are pick up ones, no regular or touristy venues.

For those of you who like me are in awe of Thai surgeons skills', if he's still there check out the very tall ladyboy in one of the first bars on the right: stunning legs and face.

Met here the girl in pic #6, who I believe is a lot better than my mobile pic shows (I took the snap in the morning after a very intense LT session). She stated to be quite new to the trade, which her limited English seemed to confirm, and gave me a pretty good GFE. De gustibus non disputandum est, but I thought she was very cute.

LAMAI

As reported elsewhere in this thread, Lamai tourists are not as young as those of Chaweng, and the atmosphere and lifestyle are probably a bit more relaxed. There are no go-gos, but probably more bars.

HOTEL

We stayed at the BB Chaweng Beach Resort.

Booked it through Asia. Rooms at 2000 a night instead of 2600, I believe.

Location is excellent: right on the beach and only 50 meters from soi Green Mango.

Rooms are spacious, although they've certainly seen better days.

I think there's wifi in the reception area.

www.Bbchawengbeachresort.com

RESTAURANTS

- I would say that the best compromise between quality, price and atmosphere is to be had in one of the many beach restaurants, although in August early evening showers were quite common.

- Captain Kirk has good food and a couple of very good looking waitresses.

- If you feel like something different, for a more expensive but still affordable price (1000/1500 baht) you can have very good churrasco meat at Zico's.

TRANSPORTATION

A taxi ride from Chaweng to the airport costs 250/350 one way.

A taxi ride to Lamai in the early evening costs 500, but if it rains it can shoot up to a 1000.

You can walk from soi Reggae to soi Green Mango, but it's a 10/15 minutes walk: baht-buses and moto-taxis are handy.

KO PHA NGAN – FULL MOON PARTY

On the days leading to the party I randomly asked some bar girls in Samui if they were going: out of about 30 only one said she was.

Once actually there I noticed a couple things, which may or may not happen regularly:

- There are very few girls, of medium to low quality, and they tend to be snatched up pretty quickly. I would say that by half past midnight all the decent ones were taken.

- They tend to congregate in close proximity to the small dancing stages which litter the beach.

- Facing the beach, most of them were on the left side.

KO TAO

Following a couple of recent reports by Tim Bone about the scene in Ko Tao, my buddy and I successfully made our way to a small cluster of bars about a 10 minutes walk from Mae Haad pier. We got there by 11pm on a rainy night, which was probably a little too late already, and only found one open with some girls idly waiting by. Had a drink and a game of connect four with them, but only one was decent and we were going to wake up very early the morning after, so in the end neither of us partook.

CONCLUSION

I was in Samui with my trusted buddy/wingman and had a good time, but I wouldn't go back by myself unless I planned on finding a rent-a-girlfriend for the duration of my stay.

In terms of mongering availability and atmosphere and quality of girls, Samui is light years away from Pattaya and quite distant from Phuket too, but if someone has never been to Thailand before, he would certainly have a blast. In fact, it could be a good place to start.

DISCLAIMER

This report doesn't claim to be a definitive guide, in fact far from it: I only stayed in Samui region for 9 nights.

Ryo

[BionicMan]

Thanks Bionicman,

http://www.samuibars.com informative website.

What is the go in Chaweng BF and ST/LT same as Lamai? 300BF and 1000LT?

Cheers
AB453

Interesting website to get the bearings
I never monger in the main "cities" in Samuim but do so in Maenam.
Rates are pretty much those you mention
Girls are less hardcore and one can get a GFE much easier.

[Aussiebloke453]

Thanks Bionicman,

http://www.samuibars.com informative website.

What is the go in Chaweng BF and ST/LT same as Lamai? 300BF and 1000LT?

Cheers

AB453

[BionicMan]

Got a conference at the Bhundhari Spa Resort in Chaweng and was wondering what it's location to the bar area is? Is it walking distance.

Is it a hotel that alloes you to easily get a lady back into your loom? I am not talking about girl friendly I am sure it is that more how discretely you might be able to get them back?

Thanks guys,

Aussiebloke453

"""Bhundhari Spa Resort & Villas Samui is located in the Northern part of Chaweng Beach, well known as the finest beach on Samui Island. The resort is just 20-minute drive or approximately five kms from Samui Airport and a 30-minute drive from the Samui ferry pier. Bhundhari Spa Resort & Villas Samui is also just less than 10 minutes from the heart of Chaweng's shopping, dining, and entertainment.""

you will see from the map link
http://www.samui-hotels.com/bhundhari/location.htm
that it is not located close to the bar area
In the map you will see a sort of lake: that is where, more or less, the bars are

[Aussiebloke453]

Got a conference at the Bhundhari Spa Resort in Chaweng and was wondering what it's location to the bar area is? Is it walking distance.

Is it a hotel that alloes you to easily get a lady back into your loom? I am not talking about girl friendly I am sure it is that more how discretely you might be able to get them back?

Thanks guys,

Aussiebloke453

[Ryo Saeba]

Ryo - beer bars are go-gos in Samui - i.e., there really aren't the kind of go-gos you might find on Soi Cowboy in Bkk, for example.

Thank you for your reply Stew2,

the reason I asked is because both inside and outside the ISG I found references to at least a couple in Chaweng: DREAMGIRLS and CLUB 69.

They even have a web site, so I figured they’d be proper go-gos, and priced accordingly.

Ryo

[Stew2]

Guys,

Thanks for taking the time to answer my question about Ko Tao.

One question about Samui:

Reading the forum in order to research Chaweng and Lamai I noticed that, while it's reported many times over about beer bar prices and everyone agrees it's 1000 + bar-fine for LT, there's no info about go-gos prices.

Can anyone shed some light?

Thanks,

Ryo

Ryo - beer bars are go-gos in Samui - i.e., there really aren't the kind of go-gos you might find on Soi Cowboy in Bkk, for example.

[Ryo Saeba]

Guys,

Thanks for taking the time to answer my question about Ko Tao.

One question about Samui:

Reading the forum in order to research Chaweng and Lamai I noticed that, while it's reported many times over about beer bar prices and everyone agrees it's 1000 + bar-fine for LT, there's no info about go-gos prices.

Can anyone shed some light?

Thanks,

Ryo

[Tim Bone]

From a short stay on Ko Pha Ngan about a month ago now.

I took the Lomphraya catamaran from Samui around noon. In Thong Sala I sit in the Bath bus to Chaolaklum. The driver comes around and collects 150B from each passenger. I was about to leave and just hire a motorbike for the same price. With 11 adult passengers, this guy is making a good living. Normally a 10 km ride shouldn’t be more than 50B I think.

Chaolaklum is on the north side of the island and there is nothing happening there, which suits me well. I get a bungalow at Fanta Sea bungalows for 350B, simple fan bungalow with cold water shower, but right on the beach. They only have two bungalows rented out, so it’s very quiet.

The next day I drive around the island and I'm reminded that Haad Rin is a shit hole. Even at 10am I’m pestered by touts asking where I’m going. None of your fucking business! So I navigate myself over to the east coast. Whish I had a proper off road bike, but it’s no problem with a Honda Click though. Ao Thong Nai Pan is even more quiet and simple than Chaolaklum, a place I might consider for 2-3 days next time.

In the evening I have an excellent dinner at the Italian restaurant in Chaolaklum run by a very friendly Italian. And then it’s off to Thong Sala. There are a few beer bars about 2 km on the road from Thong Sala to Haad Rin. First place I stop is Smile Bar. I play some pool with a girl named Yu, ordinary by look, but very nice and friendly. I’m considering checking out the other bars for something better looking, but what the hell, she’ll do. 11 o’clock and we’re on the bike for a 15 min ride back to my bungalow. Happy with 1000B LT and a 400B barfine.

Next morning I drive her back to the bar where the girls actually lives, 5 of the in the back room. Had to get a flat tire fixed as well. And then it’s the boat back to Ko Tao.

[Tim Bone]

Just some pictures of beer bars on Ko Tao

pic1
Perfect Bar with the convex pool table. Located on the side road towards the Seatran Pier

pic2
Ray Bar next door, never tried

pic3
Maximum and the 1 bar, where only the Maximum part was open. Played some pool there once. 3 ordinary girls working there, where one was sleeping on a sofa. At Relax Bar on the other side I never stopped, but the the most eager welcomes came from there when passing by.
Located on the main road between Mae Haad and Chalok, close to Mae Haad.

pic4
A picture of a karaoke bar just after the bars in the previous picture. There are a few more of them on the main road, but not my kind of venue, so never stopped there.

pic5
My Friend Bar further towards Chalok

pic6
Honey Bar right before you get to Chalok

pic7
No Problem Bar is located right in Sairee. But many of my friends live there and pass by so I didn't check it out. But promising for Ko Tao.

[Tim Bone]

I posted this as a part of a trip report on a Thai specific forum

Have been 16 days without pussy now. I could try my luck on farang tourists, but if I’m diving in the morning I don’t want to stay up all night trying to get in the pants off some drunken European chick. There are a few road side beer bars on the road between Mae Haad and Chalok Bay. Quality doesn’t look to impressive, but I have to give it a try. I stop at a Perfect Bar and play some pool on a convex pool table. No kidding. Easy to get the ball in the corner pockets, but the problem is the white ball may follow. The best looking girl is taken. So I drive on to Honey Bar close to Chalok. Only two girls and a LB there, and suddenly one of the girls are gone as well. I get along well with the remaining girl even though she hardly speaks any English but her kissing is good. I want to BF her. And then the damn LB claims it 2500B LT. I look at them with bewilderment and ask how much for the beer. Pay 70B and leave. This is a 1000B LT place. I don’t see any point at negotiating when we’re not present in the same world. Don’t think she get that many BF since the place is always empty.

5 days later I drop by Perfect Bar and play some hilarious pool again. The beauty is still with the same guy. Turns out all the girls are from Chaiyapoom. I have noticed this before in distant places with all the girls in the bar from the same town; a Khorat bar on Samui and an Ubon Ratchatani bar on Ko Chang. Mama recruits from her own town. I get along well with Ice, and not a stunner exactly, but I’ll ask her for BF. Check bin please. 140B, no BF included? Didn’t get it? I think for 2 seconds pay for my beers and leave.

There is a massage shop next to where I live in Mae Haad, and I’m sitting with some of the girls on the street having a beer. And they joke about sleeping at my place tonight, pointing up to my room. Mui is quite decent. I say to her I don’t want to sleep alone tonight, can you came after work? At 11 o’clock she is in my room. 2 rounds with her and a one more at 6 o’clock in the morning before she leaves. Bloody early, but I guess she don’t want to be seen coming out. I give her a 1000 which is happily accepted. Now I really shat in my own nest though. Two days later she asks if she can come to my room again. Sure. She is kissing much better today. Red day today. And she no BJ or boom-boom toot. She leaves early morning, no money.

I ran off for a week to Ko Samui and Pha Ngan. Needed a change of environment and had an internet date as well. More about that in the next post. After I come back Mui is more than happy to make another 1000B. The massage business isn’t good right now. Three days later she shows up without bra and underwear. However claims a headache after first bang. Want to go home? Send her off with half the amount.

The Friend Bar has got 2 LB and 2 girls. There is one guy sitting with a very nice one and the other girl who is very eager is actually good as well. 22 years old and claims she’s from BKK. Not many of the girls claiming they’re from BKK, really comes from there but have spent a few years there. They seem to be born somewhere in Isaan when you enquire further. Fondling with her and buy her a beer. Want to go? I’ll be damn. I’m hit with another 2500B claim. Could actually be the going rate in this crazy place? No way will I submit. Only 140 for two beers, so the concept of LD obviously doesn’t exist. So I drop by Perfect bar again and this time the French has left and I play convex pool again with the good looking one. Turns out she had a boyfriend from my country and knows a few words. I also ask her about how things work at Ko Tao, should have done that a month ago really. It’s high BF 500B which seems a bit unclear, since I think the 2500 quotes could have been inclusive. The rest is up to you and the girl. When I ask her how much she wants for LT, she says 2000 which is inclusive. But she has a problem with her sinuses and is not feeling to good. And ask at what time she can leave. I suggest we do it another day. That was a pity.

Last night on the island and I go with the massage girls to the weekly Castle party. I notice some hot single Thai girls there who seem to want to hook up with a tourist. We were supposed to stay for an hour and I leave after two, she wants to stay for another hour, but comes to my place at 5:30 in the morning and is tired and mau. I give her a quick fuck anyway and at 7 she wants to leave. Bye bye I say. That was a great last night. She is going back to BKK in 9 days and wants to meet me there. But now I’m sure I won’t.

[Tim Bone]

I found a bar right near the tourist area called No Problem. Bar fine all night all inclusive 2000 after11 pm and 2500 before 11 pm. I prefer amateurs like in the Philippines so did not partake.

Funny to see some info regarding the tiny bar scene on Ko Tao. I recently spent just over a month there and can confirm that the 2500 all inclusive from two separate bars, Honey Bar and the Friend Bar which are closer to Chalok. I did not partake since I had better quality for 1000 plus BF at Samui and Pha Ngan. If going to Ko Tao it’s better to bring one from Samui.

[NicFrenchy]

Do you guys think it would be safe?

Ko Tao appears to be too small to have any kind of criminality.

I disagree, but will leave it at that.