Koh Samui

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Just an update on Lamai girl quality. Over the last few days, several top end girls have appeared in Lamai lady bars. So far I've only talked to 3 of the them, all of whom arrived in town within last few days. These new arrivals are hotties, but the overall Samui girl quality remains low.

It often happens like that, a new influx from places, then they get snapped up and taken out of the bars by locals.

[HorseTrader]

I'm also in Samui and it is crowded, perhaps due to daytime presence of cruise ships. Im in Lamai now but was planning to go to Chaweng tonight, your report is making me reconsider that plan.

Historically, Samui girl quality has been equivalent to Sukhumvit Soi 7 or Patong OTOP with a few scattered girls of top-end Nana Plaza quality (perhaps 5%). My disappointment this month is the few Nana Plaza quality girls do not seem to exist.

Just an update on Lamai girl quality. Over the last few days, several top end girls have appeared in Lamai lady bars. So far I've only talked to 3 of the them, all of whom arrived in town within last few days. These new arrivals are hotties, but the overall Samui girl quality remains low.

[HorseTrader]

I hated the place, could not wait to leave, kid you not. The only positive were the numerous restaurants serving quality food at a price.

I'm also in Samui and it is crowded, perhaps due to daytime presence of cruise ships. I’m in Lamai now but was planning to go to Chaweng tonight, your report is making me reconsider that plan.

Historically, Samui girl quality has been equivalent to Sukhumvit Soi 7 or Patong OTOP with a few scattered girls of top-end Nana Plaza quality (perhaps 5%). My disappointment this month is the few Nana Plaza quality girls do not seem to exist.

[AfAsia]

Doing the tour around Thailand now that I have a retirement visa. Spent four days in Chaweng with no plan to pick up any girls, just bowl about and dodge the tourist traps. Some general observations. Chaweng was chaotic, yes the beaches are beautiful, but the streets sidewalks were unusable with so many tourists about. I hated the place, could not wait to leave, kid you not. The only positive were the numerous restaurants serving quality food at a price.

Henry Africa Bar. Frequented nightly, happy to report not buying a drink for any of the girls, they really milked the drunk and the weak. Say NO fellas, its easy. The only thing African there was Yours Truly. After three nights of saying no to "Buy me a drink", they really gave me the weirdo treatment LOL. I have never experienced a bar with such a sustained effort from the girls to work everybody, they took turns to stop and give me the weirdo look which just received a laugh from myself. Did a lot of walking and dropped by a lot of bars with the usual nothing worthy to report.

My advice. Bargain hard when needed, prices are very inflated. Being alone is not too much fun in Koh Samui having deep pockets helps I suppose. Phuket was way better, expensive, yes, but made a lot of friends in Kata and Rawai beach.

[Edwar37]

We went for a 6 days bachelor's trip to Koh Samui.

The quality of girls there was good for most days. There are 2 strip clubs in the same street as The Henry Bar in Chaweng. Both can be avoided as my friends went in there and felt ripped off. There is one club apposite Henry's Bar which is a good pick up spot. Saw some really 10/10 hotties there. After that Green Mango is good in music and pick up spit. As the night progresses the party ends at The Sound Club. There is a club with the sound club which opens at 12-1 am and they play trance music which is very good. All girls would come there eventually. Just smile, say Hi and offer a drink and try to be as nice as you can. Westerners have an edge there for some reason. All Thai girls as soon as they see a white guy they get real happy. Had some decent experiences there for 2 k Bhat. If the vibe is great you can ask them to hang out the next day and boy they really know how to behave like a playful girlfriend. Amount goes to 5-8 K Bhat depending on your negotiation skills.

All in all a decent 1st time experience mongering there. Will definately go again.

[HorseTrader]

All taken together, plenty of opportunities in Chaweng / Koh Samui.

I'm also on Samui at the moment but most of my time is in Lamai. I would agree that girl beauty is a mixed bag in both Chaweng and Lamai. Lamai has a very different feel with all the tiny bars with only 4 to 6 girls each. Most girls are not doable, but plenty are. Lamai has a few beauties mixed amongst the average ladies, I didn't see those beauties in Chaweng (doesn’t mean they aren’t there).

On the few days that I cannot find a desirable bar girl, I've had good success with ThaiFriendly.

[Explorer69]

A short report from Chaweng, staying there for one week. We were two and we only looked into the horseshoe small street leading to the Green Mango disco. However, in the "main" street there were plenty of massage places giving different types of service, some also giving full service with blow jobs and fucking.

In the Green mango street there were several bars, however, the quality was quite mixed. The biggest one is Henry's Africa. A lot of girls, but very few that are fuckable. On the other side of the street is Dream Girls, a classic go go. Price is 3000 baht for one hour, two hours are 5000 and you can take to your hotel. Some good-looking girls here.

The old Galaxy Club with Russian girls is closed due to building and renovation. Don't know if it will open again in another place. However, there is a new place called Sin Bar. It is the most luxurious place in the street and has Thai girls as a go go on stage. Not all girls will fuck, but plenty of opportunities.

All taken together, plenty of opportunities in Chaweng / Koh Samui.

[Languine]

In Lamai slightly north of Pavilion resort is a small bridge over a drainage creek. About 50 meters north of that bridge is a cluster of massage shops on the sea side of the road. I've gotten everything at those places, sometimes they will even have an available hottie. Other massage shops in that area have also provided full service. I won't recommend a specific shop because the girls change so frequently it is impossible to keep track of them.

Greetings buna!

Is this one the bridge with the big blue pipe?

Today I fine this one opposite Italain reataurant which does good scag gol. After foods, I pay 300 for coconut oil massage and later give 3000 and receive handy, blow off and swallow.

[HorseTrader]

I have always found Chaweng to be better.

There are more places for one, it has younger girls, and it is also the place that the freelancers on the island congregate to as it has more punting tourists and it has Hooters, Hard Rock (closed), Green Mango, Hush and The Black nightclub, amongst other larger bars and places. Tho if you are getting ST for 800 baht at Lamai, that is a way better rate than you will find in Chaweng.

I've spent a lot of time in Lamai but not much in Chaweng, perhaps 10 evenings. I've always had better luck in Lamai. I know most the Chaweng bars in the area mentioned by ThaiGoodTimes and I know the bars along Soi Reggae. Are there other clusters of hooker bars in Chaweng?

[Explorer8939]

I went with my Pattaya lady to the Cowboy bar in Chaweng. For the benefit of my Thai lady, I had her select a lady for some drinks. During the conversation, the bargirl offered 2000 baht ST and 3000 baht LT. My barfine was all excited about a threesome, but I have seen that movie before.

Afterwards, we went to the Dream Girls gogo. Just a few dancers and just a few customers.

My barfine was smashed by then, but we had a flight in the morning, so it was time to go back to the hotel.

[Explorer8939]

While waiting for my Thai lady friend to fly in, I went for an oil massage. I walked down a side street (Soi 4) figuring the shops wouldn't be busy. The first shop had one lady outside. She asked me if I wanted a Special, I said no, and she passed.

The second had some ladies who would do an oil massage, no special, for 300 baht. I got a lady who was just past the age of being a cute chick and was now becoming a plump big tits MILF. She gave me a brief massage, with lots of entreaties for sex, but I was not willing to pay inflated prices for her services with my lady friend flying in.

[HorseTrader]

Are these located on Had Lamai 4Rd near the ultra bodies gym? I see a few on Google maps but the reviews seem to indicate that they are regular massage spots. Maybe with a bit of coercing they might be what you are referring to.

Yes. If you walk south from Ultra Bodies, the cluster I mentioned will be on the left before the bridge. Other massage shops are available in that area, at least some of them offer everything.

[Explorer8939]

I am in Samui for 3 nights. I was supposed to come with a Pattaya lady, but she disappeared before the flight, and is now out of contact.

So, I bought a ticket for another lady to fly in tonight from Pattaya. If she flakes, I will hit the bars. I should note that the post-Covid coverage of the bars on this forum is sparse, probably because most posters don't come here alone.

Both ladies have been bugging me for months to go to Koh Samui.

[GymJunkieee]

In Lamai slightly north of Pavilion resort is a small bridge over a drainage creek. About 50 meters north of that bridge is a cluster of massage shops on the sea side of the road. I've gotten everything at those places, sometimes they will even have an available hottie. Other massage shops in that area have also provided full service. I won't recommend a specific shop because the girls change so frequently it is impossible to keep track of them.

As with everything Samui, there are many ordinary looking girls for every hottie. Take your time, don't settle for the first available girl.

I can't help with massage shops in Chaweng.

Are these located on Had Lamai 4Rd near the ultra bodies gym? I see a few on Google maps but the reviews seem to indicate that they are regular massage spots. Maybe with a bit of coercing they might be what you are referring to.

[HorseTrader]

Hi all,

Ending my two week trip (with family) in Koh Samui. Already planning a few MP visits in Bangkok and Chiang Mai when I have some time to myself. I want to to visit one or two MPs in Samui while I'm there. Anyone know any near Chaweng Beach (Sheraton area)? I've been extensively researching this thread and found that there is a cluster of MPs near Suan Uthit road. I'm staying at the Sheraton so it's only about 10 min away. I used google maps and walked the street virtually (LOL) anyone know any MPs that have some solid girls that do FS in the area? I'm down to check out Lamai too since I'm in the middle between Lamai and Chaweng. Please point out some names or east landmarks so I can find my way!

Much appreciated.

In Lamai slightly north of Pavilion resort is a small bridge over a drainage creek. About 50 meters north of that bridge is a cluster of massage shops on the sea side of the road. I've gotten everything at those places, sometimes they will even have an available hottie. Other massage shops in that area have also provided full service. I won't recommend a specific shop because the girls change so frequently it is impossible to keep track of them.

As with everything Samui, there are many ordinary looking girls for every hottie. Take your time, don't settle for the first available girl.

I can't help with massage shops in Chaweng.