FKK Mondial

[Banana Boi]

What is the current pricing at Mondial? DFK and BBBJ included?

[BillV90]

Had a great weekend in Cologne. Today is Saturday and had a chill day in the city centre. Ate some Turkish food, mixed grill and it was nice but "expensive" 20 E per plate when we guys know what we can get for 30 E.

We first had a walk to Pascha and arrived about 17-18.00. Entry is 5 E and only a few girls at this time. From here we took a taxi to FKK Mondial, about 15 E.

Girl 1 - Upon arrival I think it was about 18.30 and the ratio was already more men than girls but mostly sitting around the main bar, probably to have the best view of the girls coming in from the main. Also girls coming in from the door close to relax room. After some time I saw a beautiful girl started to work but she was quickly asked to go to room by a guy. I wanted to be the second so I waited near the money lockers. This girl was named Bianca and was a petite romanian with blond pony tail, braces, silicone boobs and very tanned. In room she asked what I want and I said the "normal" CBJ and wanted to finish in standing doggy which she agreed to downstairs. She quoted 40 E but wanted 10 more for finishing in standing doggy. I didn't want to negotiate to much to either get her or me in a bad mood, I wouldn't last long anyway. Average CBJ, missionary and then normal doggy. Nothing good just visually.

Lurking around, had some beers for 3 E, sauna and dinner. In my opinion the food wasnt good this night, some lamb with alot of bone, pasta, chicken and sallad. You point out what you would like to have and then get served, the drinks are you getting from the main bar. As known at FKK Mondial is mainly turkish people and possible to smoke inside. A few girl approaches you but many sitting and waiting. I talked to a girl who my friend later went with. It seems prices have gone up to 40 E /20 min because of the Covid etc etc. This girl did CBJ and normal sex for 30 E but others quoted 40 E. Then I saw a girl who I actually recognize from 3 years ago. Imo this is crazy and I wonder how much they can earn being in this kind of places? For the girls FKK Mondial is more quantity than FKK Samya, that's what I got told.

Girl 2 - Later on a tall darkhaired one with big boobs approached me and I went with her since my friends was waiting and kinda ready to get home. She wanted 40 E and up in the room the tits wasnt that good, little bit saggy. She was kind in the room and I tried to finish in standing doggy but I couldn't cum at all so I quit. Don't remember name but she had teal outfit.

Girl 3 - At the main site I had seen another girl I saw 3 years ago (not the first I saw but another one) and she was great then. I stood by the DJ booth and looked around and lucky me she was going to walk past so I just asked price and she quoted 50 E and I still went with her since I had good memory with her. This girl is Blanka, short romanian with black pony tail and round head as I try to visualise her. She keeps her heels on while mostly others take them off in room. Blanka is more talkactive and we had some laughs actually, unfortunately she doesn't remember me. She wiped my dick and I got BBBJ which was nice. Cowgirl, missionary and then standing doggy which made me cum. Success and would recommend!

[HDN2015]

Club Mondial / FKK Samya / Saunaclub Babylon - 2, 3, 4 & 5 May 2022.

Entry: 30 to enter to include towels, flip-flops, buffet, coffee and soft drinks. 33 CL bottles of Efes Pilsner are 3.

Thank you for your report.

Back in the day it was on of my favorite FKK clubs (BBBJ+cuni+fuck = 30€).

Now I can see there are upsells, I think I will wait a bit before I'm coming over again.

[BillV90]

What a lovely post mister. Great one.

Club Mondial / FKK Samya / Saunaclub Babylon - 2, 3, 4 & 5 May 2022.

Entry: 30 to enter to include towels, flip-flops, buffet, coffee and soft drinks. 33 CL bottles of Efes Pilsner are 3.

Facilities (5/10).

-Buffet.

-Sauna.

-Steam Room.

-Masseur.

-Cinema..

[EoghanBanderas]

Club Mondial / FKK Samya / Saunaclub Babylon - 2, 3, 4 & 5 May 2022.

Entry: 30 to enter to include towels, flip-flops, buffet, coffee and soft drinks. 33 CL bottles of Efes Pilsner are 3.

Facilities (5/10).

-Buffet.

-Sauna.

-Steam Room.

-Masseur.

-Cinema.

-Rest / Wellness Area.

-Open Smoking Area.

Standard Session (CBJ, No FK): 30420.

Room Quality / Cleanliness: 5/10.

Clientele: In general quite a few young locals, many of Turkish descent. On this occasion it was the first day after Ramadan after all, but from previous experience this is generally the case.

Selection. In General:

-Given the relatively low pricing model, the selection is surprisingly good. Almost all are from Romania. On a good night, probably 40/50 girls in attendance, with many 6's to 8's and a sprinkling of 9's one or two 10's.

-Lots of body art and bolt-ONS in evidence. If the solution to the next pandemic is tattoo ink and silicone, Club Mondial will be the place to go.

Selection. This Occasion:

-Only about 20/30 girls in attendance (I assume due to it being Monday after May public holiday).

-Girl / client ratio 1/5.

-About six 7's or 8's one or two 9's and one absolute 10.

Logistics:

-The main action happens in a bar / dance-floor area surrounded by various open seating alcoves.

-All of the girls hang around the bar area dressed in lingerie / bikinis and stripper heels.

-In general, girls attempt to catch your eye and point to rooms upstairs.

-Generally little or no small talk. If you are looking for long philosophical discussions with your dream girl you'll be disappointed. Once you make contact with your chosen girl, 1 to 2 minutes negotiation and off you go.

Experience:

I approached / was approached by 5 / 6 girls. One or two of the 9's / 10's immediately quoted 50420 before any extra negotiation. I just walked away (in my experience, the girl's first instinct to up-sell is an absolute red flag).

Session 1:

-I did get her name but don't recall.

-Tall and slim, mid to late 20's, black long hair, minimal tattoos (only one I recall on the small of back).

-In the room BBBJ was offered for +10 which I accepted so 40420.

-Service was above average and higher than expectations.

-Would certainly repeat.

There was one absolute 10 (tall (1.7 m) bambi type in early 20's) which I was very tempted to session with, but general vibe and her immediate instinct to up-sell and put me off. Similar experience with 9's.

Conclusion:

Club Mondial in my experience offers something for those looking for a quick bang with girls of a higher optical quality than might be expected for this pricing model.

In general, service is average. Modus operandi of all girls is to finish session ASAP and move onto next client.

Finally, please note presence of metal-detector at entrance, and the fact that some clientele are body-searched on entry. Make of that what you will.

See FKK Samya and Saunaclub Babylon threads for other reports.

Please feel free to reach out with any queries, observations, clarification requests etc.

[Sirioja]

Generally girls ask 40/20 and top girls ask 50/20. I met only one girl say 30 for basics, even I overpaid 50 for bare blowjob and kissing, then she just softly touched twice.

50/20 is 150/60, expensive for baby kiss.

[HunterIsMe]

Anyone been here lately? Still lots of girls late at night? Girls still charging 30/20?

At most 20 with 2 tops and 5 average ones. One girl told me some Romanians are on vacation.

But lots of hungry guys, 100 or more. The lockers are barely enough.

[HunterIsMe]

Anyone been here lately? Still lots of girls late at night? Girls still charging 30/20?

Generally girls ask 40/20 and top girls ask 50/20. I met only one girl say 30 for basics, even I overpaid 50 for bare blowjob and kissing, then she just softly touched twice.

[Banana Boi]

Anyone been here lately? Still lots of girls late at night? Girls still charging 30/20?

[DropKickPanda]

Visit time - 7 pm until 10 pm. Showed the receptionist at the door my vaccine certificate and passport. She checked them both but didn't need to write down any info / details. She let me in and I paid the 30 euros entry fee. Policy for girls is the same. Vax certificate is required (or 6 months immunity proof).

The club is the pretty much the same as before Covid expect for no help-yourself buffet. I had to queue up and then point to what I wanted and guy gave me the plates of food. Mask wearing when walking around is the policy but rarely saw anyone following it. Smoking is only allowed outside.

Ratio all evening was equal (1:1) - approx. 25 girls in total. Most of them were there at 7 pm, few more trickled in around 9 ish.

Club-type atmosphere with pretty loud music. Mostly hip-hop and reggaeton, although no dancing, girls mostly sitting / hanging around near the bar entrance.

All Romanian girls here mostly with long straight black hair. Only 2/3 blondes. Ages mostly early 20's to late 20's. At least 1/3 are size 12+. Only 2 girls at 7/10 IMO. The rest are below average.

They don't really approach or engage much. Just try to catch your eye and point upstairs to go in the room. Girls I spoke with were friendly but no small talk. They want you in the room ASAP.

Thanks for a great report!

[Sonic1]

Visit time - 7 pm until 10 pm. Showed the receptionist at the door my vaccine certificate and passport. She checked them both but didn't need to write down any info / details. She let me in and I paid the 30 euros entry fee. Policy for girls is the same. Vax certificate is required (or 6 months immunity proof).

The club is the pretty much the same as before Covid expect for no help-yourself buffet. I had to queue up and then point to what I wanted and guy gave me the plates of food. Mask wearing when walking around is the policy but rarely saw anyone following it. Smoking is only allowed outside.

Ratio all evening was equal (1:1) - approx. 25 girls in total. Most of them were there at 7 pm, few more trickled in around 9 ish.

Club-type atmosphere with pretty loud music. Mostly hip-hop and reggaeton, although no dancing, girls mostly sitting / hanging around near the bar entrance.

All Romanian girls here mostly with long straight black hair. Only 2/3 blondes. Ages mostly early 20's to late 20's. At least 1/3 are size 12+. Only 2 girls at 7/10 IMO. The rest are below average.

They don't really approach or engage much. Just try to catch your eye and point upstairs to go in the room. Girls I spoke with were friendly but no small talk. They want you in the room ASAP.

Session: (name, can't remember) cute and quite slim Ro' girl with long black hair, glasses and bit of face acne covered with lots of make-up. She was quiet, a little moody but accommodating. CBJ, missionary and spoon, finished quickly. 20 min with no extras - 30 euros.

Happy customer, great to be back in this environment after almost 2 years. However, I won't be rushing back due to fairly low quality and knowing newbies here are rare. Hidden gems in the past but not tonight.

[DropKickPanda]

Anyone with a fresh report?

[HDN2015]

Has somebody already been there since the roping?

I'm wondering whether the lineup has refreshed.

[Adindas]

Thank you Guys for all the help with directions. I was going to make a trip in October or November but looks like it won't happen until next year since both Europe and USA have not been able to control the Virus. The balls are really getting very blue!

Funman13.

The direction is already correct. The station is called ln Koln Longerich S-Bahn. (Koln e.g Koeln) See the google Map attached

From Koln HBF take S-11 to Koln Longerich S-Bahn (which takes 15 minutes form Koln HBF).

From here get out the staion and walk about 50m to bus stop and take bus 121 to Hugo-Junkers-Str andthen walk 7 min.

Mind you Bus 121 is not very frequent, sometimes is better to just walk about 25-30 minutes from here.

[Sirioja]

Thank you Guys for all the help with directions. I was going to make a trip in October or November but looks like it won't happen until next year since both Europe and USA have not been able to control the Virus. The balls are really getting very blue!

Funman13.

US have porn valley CA.