FKK Mondial

[Travelforfun]

Can anyone confirm if the girls on the site still work there? The Samya site is meticulously kept up to date so wondering if the club-mondial site is as well.

Have my eyes on the busty michaela.

[Banana Boi]

Can anyone confirm if the girls on the site still work there? The Samya site is meticulously kept up to date so wondering if the club-mondial site is as well.

[Jymondor]

Got excited when I read Samya had a sister club. Then I read the last 2 excellent reviews. Too bad. Any chance it's improved in the past 2 years?

This is not Samya'a sister. This is cheaper club oriented on young Turkish guys owned by the same people who own Samya. I spoke to couple girls in Samya who started an Mondial. What they told me was enough to newer go there.

[Banana Boi]

Got excited when I read Samya had a sister club. Then I read the last 2 excellent reviews. Too bad. Any chance it's improved in the past 2 years?

[Creature2]

Visit on a Saturday evening.

I was intrigued to a visit to Mondial, because of some positive reports on a French forum. I believe this club in an industrial zone of North Cologne, has seen many history. The story so far began as Mediterran, a few years ago, they it turned into K2 Lounge, and now this is FKK Mondial.

It is now owned by the young Turkish boss of Samya, since last summer. I have read in the other forum, that they have improved much the premises, but I can share this opinion, after what I saw.

The concept is the club is named 30 zones. That stands for a budget FKK; the entry price is 30 Euro, and each 20 minute session is 30 Euro. In the entrance of the club, they also declare the cost of each extra.

I arrived the club, at 10 pm, this was a Saturday evening and stayed till 2 am in the morning, that means this should be the best day and the best time slice to visit this place. But what I saw, teach me this club is not my cup of tea.

There is no a proper parking area for the guest, you have to park by one of the streets. When entered and paid, they show you that the locker were downstairs. This is not a top notch clean, but not as dirty as Penelope, too. Compared to Samya, there is no robes here, instead the usual towels.

On the main floor, you have a long bar (LR style) , with some bar stools and long tables. On the other part, a dance pole, some armchairs, the gambling machines, some play rooms, a small dining room, and the wellness area. IMHO, the wellness and the shower area needs the improvements. Upper floor holds some more rooms and the terrace, which I didn't get used it obviously, beacuse of the weather. But in summer time, it could be a nice place for open air play.

Let us get to the meat, The girls.

On that Saturday evening, there were more or less 30 girls, mostly Romanians. Honestly speaking, I am not a picky guy, I am easy going and I can do different types fo clubs by ease, varying from cheap to high class. But in Mondial, I didn't feel myself on the mood and that was because of the type of the line-up. They were mostly chubby and fatty girls, there were only a few to my taste. I though there would be some Samya girls, bu there were no any. If you want to see Samya girls, go straight to Samya, and not another place. I was in search of a girl named Micky, she was absent, so I went to a room with a Romy named Suzi, session easily forgettable (The room was nicely decorated, though).

In French forum, this club is compared with Samya. But IMHO, there is no any reason to compare the 2nd tier club with a top tier one, the only corelation was both clubs owned by a Turkish dude. IMHO, this club should be compared by its own segment. &305; want to compare it with FKK Salome which is located in Riemke, close to Bochum, where the pricing structure also similar. 30 Entry. 30 Euro / 20 min.

The premises of Salome beats over Mondial, that is for sure, and they were doing some improvements since my last visit 6 months ago. They will also have an open area, they have a clean and a big sauna (FKK Paradise style) , they have also a steam bath.

The lineup could be a hit and miss in Salome, but I manage to find two Russian girls of my taste and had two marvelleous sessions for 30 Euro (longer than 20 min) , that I would love to repeat any time. In this low-cost segment, I rank Penelope's line-up at first rank, then Belami and Sauna Grimberg and Salome. Mondial can't reach, no way near to those clubs preformance, in terms of look department, IMHO.

The only pro of Mondial is the food. I was fearing that it would run-out when I entered, but they replenish consistenly till I left. The food is nearly as in the superior level of Samya. On the other hand, the food is nearly non existent in Salome, but the drinks are self serviced in Salome, on the other hand, you take the drink from the bar, in Mondial.

Of course, this two clubs is much apart from each other, more than 100 kms, and each has it own local clientele, but as I am not local and could be mobile around NRW, I had rather Salome. But if in the Cologne area, I would simply choose Samya. Why should I waste my time to its small, bad copy, if I have the opportunity to go to the bigger and the original one. Beside, if you like longer sessions, in Samya, you get an hour session for 75 Euro, in Mondial, it is more expensive, for 90 Euro.

Samya close pretty early during weekdays, Mondial is open till late night, this is also a big pro for this club. While chatting the boss, Ali, I recall him the succesfull cross marketing of GT-LR. But he believes those two clubs has different stereotype of clientele and the loyal customer of Mondial would not go to Samya. For me, this is vice versa.

Ed Setra's previous report warned me already, but I did see with my own eyes. This was for the record, I have done, I have been there. So, you don't have to.

[Mhansen1]

Dear Plover 23,

I am really sorry, that I cannot live up to your requirements, but we cannot all be as perfect as you, sorry.

I suggest you just skip my reports, then you wont be wasting your time on my " how to arrive reports", which I am posting to avoid paying expensive taxi bills, and instead you can use the money on girls. FKK Mondial is just 30 EUR for 20 min sessions.

(Unfortunately) I have a life besides the FKK life, and sometimes I forget the names and number of girls present, if I post a report a few weeks after the visit.

How to get there can always be used for everybody, with the same result whereas the experience with a girl, sometimes can be good for one person, but bad for another person.

If I want good sex, I will always go to Bernds, but I am visiting other FKK clubs if I am in the area anyway.

If I write that I would come back, I guess most people can figure out that it was a good experience.

But once again Plover 23, I am SO sorry for being bad with names and numbers. Maybe you can give me some tricks on how to improve?

Please send me a template, and I will try to use that for my next report.

[Ed Setra]

Mondial: Maybe we need a new TLA

Three Letter Acronyms are a mostly tiresome but sometimes useful jargon for professions and knowledge gatherers worldwide. Here at ISG (see) we mostly understand the common ones; CIM, BBJ, etc.

While at Mondial last week I thought of another, BCH. Imagine yourself in the throes of amorous pursuit; you have moved on from the bbj and suited up. You have enjoyed the missionary position or CG for a few minutes and suggest to your partner that another position is desired. You turn her over for a touch of doggy and as she bends over and you position yourself for entry you notice it beginning to waft gently up to your nostrils. Yes it’s BCH, butt crack hum. Now there are varying degrees here, perhaps even a scale should be defined from 1 upwards, like the Richter scale. Or in the case of BCH I suppose the Beaufort scale is more appropriate. Some lower scale BCH is actually rather erotic, but as you move up the scale only the minority interests are turned on.

Any road up, as they say, I was at a loose end in Cologne last week for a couple of hours and rather than visit Samya for a guaranteed return on my investment I decided to speculate a bit and try somewhere new for a change. Not many recent reports about the place here or on other European forums, so I decided to take the plunge (and of course report back for posterity).

About 7.30 PM I took an S Bahn train northwest from Cologne Hbf to the 4th stop, Koln-Longerich, having printed a map. The distance from there to the club is deceptively long in that if walking it takes about 20-25 minutes (reported already a few reports back). It was a very eerie night, very foggy and cold, and the road was deserted much of the way. The walk is a mix of country-end of suburbia and industrial estate. The route was deserted except for an occasional car and dog walker.

Found the place eventually, entered and paid €30, then downstairs to change. Good English spoken by the helpful receptionist. The changing area wasn’t particularly clean, with towels and other castoffs about the place. A small shower area is off the changing room. Keys are used for the lockers attached to a type of lanyard that you can put around your neck. You need to ask at reception for a separate key for the valuables locker which is upstairs close to the bar. Towels are the order of the day rather than the robes favoured elsewhere.

After a shower I went back upstairs then for a look around. There were about 10 SPs and probably a couple less men present. I had a look around and a coffee before checking out the food area for a bite of dinner. The inside is not very large, the bar lounge area was the main centre of activity and adjacent is the buffet area a sauna and wellness area. Food was adequate for my needs at the time if not very appetising, but I was hungry. It was average FKK hot buffet fare really.

So to choose, not really my types mostly, a mixture of what I would consider Eastern Mediterranean (like some of the groups of men) and Eastern European. A mix of ages present, including a couple of MILFs. About half of those present were sufficiently pleasing to my eye, but my taste is not your taste.

The atmosphere was more like a gentleman’s club than a FKK, with no action visible in the public areas while I was there. In fact I was the only one to take someone to a room that I saw.

First I chatted a bit with Oxana from Russia. Not thin, she was nicely built, about 1.65, with real Cs, cute butt, blonde hair and a nice disposition. Spoke English well. She got the key and we went upstairs. I liked her and I had a nice time. The price was €30 and we were in the room about 25 minutes.
My second trip to a room was shortened by the appearance of BCH, mid range on the scale which dampened my ardour a bit. However after a change to a more upwind posture I completed my task. The owner of that particular butt will remain nameless here.

The trip back to the city centre was a bit of a pain. Instead of calling a taxi, I walked back to Longerich station in the eerie gloom to get some air only to see a city bound train leave as I arrived. The next one was a 30 minute wait on a deserted Gleis in thick fog.

Overall impression: OK club, friendly enough, but not a good enough selection of providers even for me. Low prices for sure, but to use a Dutch analogy: definitely more Hema than de Bijenkorf.

Would I return? Probably not

[Plover 23]

Took the S-bahn S11 from the center, and got off at Longerich and walked for appr. 25 mins. Paid the entrance and checked out the club, that looked ok.

Had a good session with a German girl which name I forgot, sorry.

Wouldn't mind having a BJ at the outside facilities during a warm summer night, while looking at the stars.

I would go back, if in the area.

Methinks this is the problem with reports with neither girls names, nor identifying features.

This guy has written nine reports/entries, none of which contain any specifics that are not obvious from the clubs website plus this board.

Unless I am going blind from excessive mongering (entirely possible of course ;-)), I cannot imagine anyone enjoying "a BJ at the outside facilities.. looking at the stars" at Mondial / Mediteran. To be honest I didn't think much of my last blowjob inside Mondial, so maybe I am missing something.

Does anyone here have fond recollections of a outdoors BJ in the industrial estate?

PL

[Mhansen1]

Took the S-bahn S11 from the center, and got off at Longerich and walked for appr. 25 mins. Paid the entrance and checked out the club, that looked ok.

Had a good session with a German girl which name I forgot, sorry.

Wouldn't mind having a BJ at the outside facilities during a warm summer night, while looking at the stars.

I would go back, if in the area.

[Australiasucks]

This is now club Mondial, I recently paid a visit to this establishment, was not able to do so several years ago because it was closed briefly in 2004. The girls are no longer fully nude, I have noticed many FKK clubs have converted into Pauschal or Partytreff clubs, this is a terrible development. No more eye candy. Most of the women here are Romanian, not to sound racist but they are superaggressive and approach you here, I hate that. It seems like hardly any true FKK clubs exist in the NRW region. Wow this sucks. Still the prices are way cheaper than the land down under and I have noticed everday things in Germany are inexpensive, despite the Euro being a stronger currency at least currently compared to the Aussie and US Dollar.

[Eurotikfuhrer]

apologies to all who knew of the pleasures that fkk mediterran (formerly fkk mondial) had to offer in years past.

i am unfortunately the bearer of bad news and with my first post on this forum i come bearing death, like the grim reaper, that this club has seen it's last days and is just a memory.

i provide my eulogy and a bit of dialogue for those who once knew this club while she was living. may she rest in peace.

after 3 or 4 years of reading reviews from this forum and several other helpful sites, i've decided to publish my first piece and share a memorable episode of my journeys to the fantastisch f ka ka clubs of deutschland.

intrestingly enough, a bit of the reason i've decided to publish this piece is in part due to meeting a fellow member of the forum.

sir zelatrix, of whom i had the pleasure of being introduced to on this particular occasion can testify to my reports of club samya on the 30th of august, which was an exceptionally beautiful sunday in koln.

i flew in from london at around 4pm cet on easyjet and had a nice cold shower after dropping my bags off at a very conveniently located hotel near the koln arcaden shopping mall and bypassed this marketplace of aparrel and foodstuffs for some items that were more worthy of my hard earned euros that i extracted from the atm on the way to fkk mediteran at the hauptbanhof.

cologne is a city that seems to lack many bank machines on the streets, especially within the clubs. it has more of an older feel, which is typical of the nrw area of deutschland.

so i made my way to the s-bahn and headed for a stop that i no longer have in my blackberry. i also destroyed the card that i kept, which had this fkk mediteran's telephone number on it after arriving and bearing witness to the destruction of one of the finest clubs in the area, which occurred for no good reason at all. oh yes, now i remember, longerich is the s-bahn stop. but this info is useless now.

as i left the train station, i had walking directions to the club on my phone and whistled to myself while i recounted prior trips with some very memorable sessions with 7 girls for a total of 11 ejaculations in one night. their website http://www.club-mediteran.de/ was functioning prior to my trip this weekend past. however, as my luck would have it, they have destroyed this club as you'll see from their message on the site. i guess bad luck comes to everyman at some point.

as i walked through a few construction sites, what seemed to be warehouses and abandoned lots, i thought to myself that i didn't remember seeing all of this wilderness on the previous taxi rides to this club. there is a lovely park which was picturesque on the road which leads to hugo junker strasse, however the entire area is a bit industrial and grey.

i approached the gate and immediately noticed that it was open. before it was closed and had a buzzer, but this didn't phase me from walking right through it and approaching the door because i had no idea what was done inside.

i entered and the place seemed no different than before. stairs leading up to rooms on my left, a room for the entry fee and the madam to the right. the hallway of lockers and steps downstairs to change straight ahead, and what seemed to be the same lounge room displaying very high quality porn from california with the eating area, bar, and game machine was ahead.

i was greeted by an unpleasant looking older lady in her 60's that was anarexic and grumpy. her face reminded me of my business shirts that shouldn't be left in the dryer needing severe steam ironing to smooth out their embedded creases.

nonetheless, i politely told her that i'd been here before and handed her a 50 euro note to provide me with my change.

she then informed me that the club has now changed to a privat-club, with only two girls available for 70 euro per half-hour or for 150 per hour. the entry was free, and there was no fkk atmosphere, music, porn, televisions, food, jacuzzi, or quality of any sort to be had.

the shock on my face was very apparent. she asked me if i would like a drink and i accepted to the offer because it was free.

i entered the lounge room wondering how 60 min could cost 10 euro more than two 30 min sessions, and shook my head at the incompetence.

it was then that i noticed the horror of the situation. what used to be a very large lounge with couches, chairs, coffee tables, and a dining area with a kitchen had been halved, with a wall built to cut off the size of the room.

i also saw 2 women who were in their 60's, similar to the mistress who were completely un-loveable and un-fuckable by all means.

i glanced at them and didn't even look them up and down, because their sights were completely pathetic and un-acceptable.

to top it off, they were dressed in full lingerie with a teddy and chemise to cover their bodies even more, and their makeup was painted like circus clowns. a man in his 40's was chatting with both of them, sitting on the couch in a quiet room with no music, no atmosphere, just 2 shitty excuses for service providers that have definitely had it, and shouldn't be permitted to enter this game of sex for sale. i felt very angry, at this point because i spent time to go to this club with expectations of good times past to repeat. i also selected cologne among other cities such as berlin. artemis delivers satisfaction that no other club can provide, and being that i'm a personal friend of the owner, i never pay for liquor and frequently use the sultan room with the girls without charge.

now this club mediterran had a proper jacuzzi which was outstanding and made it stand out from other clubs in the area.

the price was 30-40 for entry if i remember correct, and this came with hot plates of barbecues, soft drinks, and access to 8-10 girls rated 6-8 in my opinion of quality from a scale of 1-10. the atmosphere was great, the girls were eager to please and delivered quality in bed, and never upsold, overcharged, or complained about my extended performance or my spear of longinus.

this club was a perfectly sized club that had everything i wanted, with a great service, quality girls, nice entertainment, pleasant surroundings, a true mediteranean feel and decor, with a memorable vibe of great sex and pleasure.

this was now shattered and i drank my coca cola thinking that i'd love to smash it into the foreheads of one of these skeleton girls sitting on my left hand side. i never imagined that humans could come to think this downgrade could ever bring in any revenue comparing to what mediteran did. i know that the mediteran girls were likely controlled, and didn't keep 100% of their earnings, because the memorable ones i had (2 blonde, tall polish girls with soft skin, juicy lips, and soft asses, and 2 others, one from turkey and the other from romania) told me that they were living on the premises until they returned to their homes for holiday.

these girls were now a distant memory, destroyed and replaced by a pathetic ripoff which was a travesty compared to the former club.

i walked down the steps into the lower rooms which i could recount orgerious debauchery after orgasms on these white beds with palm trees on spanish tiling and slowly walking out to the far right room for a dip into the jacuzzi. the girls were so loving that they would even go to join you for convo in the jacuzzi without initiating sex, just companionship and ensuring you enjoy your stay without having to actively pursue them. i remember one from turkey who gave me her real name after a few sessions, went to turn on the bubbles on high blast and added foam liquid to the water before climbing the metal stairs and joining me in the nude for an adam and eve like session of intimacy and loving that i prefer to any other pleasure that this society has to offer me.

needless to say, as these memories entered my mind, i was forced to exit the club and not even allow the madam to receive a response from me after asking why i didn't want to stay. she told me that there were seven girls coming the next day (monday 31st of aug), but my anger was unexplainable, and i opened the doors to exit without words in a silent rage which was not visible to anyone looking.

my walk back through the industrial zone of hugo junker strasse was one of bewilderment that i'd prefer not to re-live. however, being the fuhrer, i decided on the s-bahn that i would visit another club which i saw online previously, but never visited.

my options were slim at this point.

i've stayed at hotel pascha which is on one of the upper floors of the fkk club. i've met the owner thomas and after sampling the lackluster quality of some 13 or so floors of terrible women there and in the vip club on the top floor, i decided not to return to this building which prided itself more on its brand of vodka than it's ladies.

the dormitory of skanks across the street from fkk pashca was very low quality with girls that smelled of body odor and halways reaking of [CodeWord109]. this place had free entry and i toured it without sampling. it reminded me of some of the low quality red-light districts in the dusseldorf area which has several streets lined of these houses that pass themselves off as brothels.

partytreff pole position was one of the worst clubs i've ever been to. i cannot enjoy low quality girls who resist sex that lasts longer than 20 min, and assured myself to never return to that, regardless of the "all you can fuck" false advertisement of 120 euro for entry.

being a sunday, i could not enter the doors of bernd's which seems to be filled with a legendary service of girls that provide miraculous service to every member on this forum. i've not yet been to cologne on a weekday, so this was again unfortunately not an option.

i had no urge to go to nearby dusseldorf, so it was samya that i recalled in my mind and decided to visit out of lack for options.

this club was quality, and rated 4 stars out of 5 in my book. a proper replacement for mediteran with a report to follow shortly.

eurotikfuhrer

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[Zelatrix]

Gents,

During my last trip I decided to check out Mediteran which is situated North of Cologne centre. I can’t recommend that anyone goes their, based on my experience hence why I haven’t included directions. If you want to go let me know and I will post them.

If you read my recent post on Samya you will know that I met an American gentleman mongerer their, who I have christened Mack.

I suggested that we road test Mediteran and he agreed. We rocked up at 1.30 pm on Sunday and I stayed till just after 6pm. Mack had to leave early due to business commitments. In all that time Mack & I were the only punters. Not sure if any of you have ever been in this position but I felt very self conscious walking about. Entrance was 30 Euro’s which I believe is a promotional price for quite times.

We were given a warm welcome by the friendly professional staff. One of the ladies, Karina showed us round the spotless clean and pleasant facilities. When you have finished you place your sandals in a large barrel of disinfectant.

One odd thing which I found inconvenient was that their were no toilets in the changing room shower area. They don’t have a kino either. They do have a room with a large TV in it and a large canopied area next to the Jacuzi.

There are TV’s dotted around and they play porn which I think is an improvement on the burning logs at Samya.

They have a different pricing structure to Samya in that they also have a 20 minute session for either 30 or 35 euro’s (I think the differentiating factor is if the BJ is covered) a 40 minute session for 70 euros and a 1 hour session for 90 euros. I cant remember how much the 30 minute session was. An extras menu is visible in the changing room so you can peruse this at your leisure. I perused it at my leisure but there was no mention of Gesichtsbesamung and as this is my only German word thus far I was none the wiser.

There were only a few rolls and some fruit available till around 5pm when a self service buffet was put out. Alcoholic drinks aren’t included in the price but soft drinks and coffees are. The buffet was nice but very limited. So on food and drink Samya wins. That said I liked the mini restaurant style dining area, rather than the eat on your lap gig at Samya.

Ok enough of all this, what about the ladies. Well, that was the problem. There were only four ladies on arrival. Another turned up around 5pm and that was it. Maybe at other times and on other days they are busier. I could live with the lack of other customers and the limited number of ladies if the quality was high.

However only Karina was just about my type. I had a very nice session followed by CIM for 55 euros. She is very professional but I mean that in a complimentary way in that she is very much into building relationships with regular customers. She assured me she wasn’t frigid when we got in the room which was nice. All in, a nice experience with a skilfull and nice lady.

So that’s about it. Not worth visiting on a Sunday afternoon but maybe better at other times.


Z

[CBGBConnisur]

I went to Mondial, the place is closed for renovation until December, bummer.

[StudFarm]

I am visiting Germany next week for the first time and is staying at Bonn city since I could not get hotel booking at Cologne. Is Mondial near Bonn. Or can you suggest some good FKK clubs in and around Bonn ,with route details.

[Marcus Darkus]

To answer my own question. and give a recent update! I went a few weeks ago. This was my second visit to Koln and i plucked up the courage to go to an FKK.

The club is big, with spa, sunbeds, sauna, 2 hot tubs, bar etc.

I certainly wasn't disappointed. I spent time with 2 girls and uncannily like budgie in the post below had a similar experience.

The first was a stunning German girl of 26 who gave a fantastic GFE and was definitely an 8.

The second was a Polish girl who was pretty but the experience was more business like.

The first girl i was with spoke English and i thought this was the general situation it was only afterwards i discovered that she was the only girl to speak English. Things were so bad she had to be an interpreter for me and the Polish girl.

So as far as couch time goes i lost out because i couldn't speak German. It also meant that i left after the second girl becuase i couldn't speak the lingo.

However, for the money i spent there and the overall service i got it was certainly more value for money than the mistress i saw earlier that day.

And to ease fellow Indians i encountered no problems. Despite the fact that i look more like a Turk than an Indian. However, there were a couple of Turks in later hassleing the girls for anal which became tedious.

I will definitely be venturing further out in my FKK search on my next trip.