FKK Mondial

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First visit to Mondial. Entrance 30 E. Not as loud as had been reported, but really is too loud to have much of a conversation before a session. Girls were all dressed in twp pieces, though many walked naked back to the lockers to get paid.

Valeria RU or Valentina or something close. Nice looking, great bod. Very inexpressive, fair blowjob. Beautiful view from doggy, tight starfish ass. Doesn't kiss CIM or anal. 30 Euro for long 20 minutes. No upsell.

Elisa RU, 22 yrs old. Tall, perfect bod, not skinny but no fat. Baby face, Braces! Perfect teen fantasy. Just who I was looking for. Excellent long blowjob, playing with cock, making funny faces, laughing, posing in big mirror. Horrified at offer of CIM. Extended to 40 minutes, 60 Euro, no upsell.

One of the rooms had tv inside tuned to football.

Food OK. 3 types of mystery meats, but salads, olives, tzatziki, borek, baklava, all good.

On the way out I tried to be clever, taking a 15 tram to Longerich, which looked important enough on the map to have a taxi waiting. But no, so I went in a shop and the owner kindly called a cab. 7 Euro. Way back, to Hauptbanhof 17 Euro, less than expected.

Once again, finding girls to fit your taste and not being sharked seems more important than lay out or facilities. Though real FKK's with naked girls gives one something more to do between sessions. Which is why I look forward to Babylon Thursday night.

[Sirioja]

I always visit the club on Wednesdays as that is when the Turkish trio plays, starting at 9 PM (although with the World Cup game they didn't start until about 11 PM). I really like the music and how the guy sings. It's a real party atmosphere when they play. Left at 2:15 AM, when they quit efor the evening.

Arrived 2:30 PM, still in time for breakfast, which ends at 3 PM. Had my usual omelet with that great sausage they have, along with a half kilo of smoked salmon, and three cappucinos (amazing what they provide for 30 Euro entry).

Limited line-up so early, so just hung around. Got busier later: maybe 40-50 girls, with a fair number of Turkish delights, but also quite a few slim, pretty gazelle types. Maybe 8-10 fuckable for me.

Had three 40-minute sessions, although two didn't last the full time. The first was with Soraya, Ro brunette, who was funny and chatty outside the room. Discussed services and was told that BBBJ would be discussed in the room. Told her I could only fuck to music but being seen with a cell phone or lap top was forbidden. She said just hide it with a towel, which I did. Figured that for 30 Euro I could bail after 20 minutes if CBJ, so went for it. Was disappointed in her flabby saggy mommy tits when she took her bra off so tried to ignore them. Started my 40 minute program and the session went well, with her seeming to enjoy the DATY, then she did the BBBJ without discussion, and we then fucked. About the half hour mark she says that time is up; I tell her that it is impossible, as there were still 10 minutes worth of songs in the program. She said no, time was up, because it started when she signed the sheet. My dick, which had been flagging because of the heat in the room, was now dead because of the discussion, so I just gave up as I wasn't going to be able to do anything anyway, and left the room with her..

Good foods for cheap rate entry, real prostitute behavior. Your 2 first girls were just killing mood behavior, congratulations to have courage for a third try, I would have given up for the night. Girls are more used to 20 mn, not kissing, fast cumming.

[HDN2015]

I would like to see this club during the week days so I was there last Thursday. I will come back: less crowd.

Good LU, good circulation, still waited for a room but nice atmosphere.

[PussyLiccker]

Unless things have changed I believe karaoke night is Monday(?). Someone correct me if I am wrong. Nothing worse than DFKing your girl to the sounds of an off tune Turkish guy. The girls cringe too. Rather comedic but distracting.

It was on Sundays from what I recall before the renovations, but recently I saw couple guys singing one of the visits.

[Banana Boi]

TAt least this Wednesday it wasn't really karaoke night, just the singer sharing the mike for a song or two with a couple of guys,

Unless things have changed I believe karaoke night is Monday(?). Someone correct me if I am wrong. Nothing worse than DFKing your girl to the sounds of an off tune Turkish guy. The girls cringe too. Rather comedic but distracting.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Thanks for your review, Jimmy. This truly is the ONLY club I miss in Germany. Always fun. Oddly I avoid Wednesday nights as well as karaoke night.

Hope to meet up when you're back in Pattaya.

Thanks. You have to like the band and the music, otherwise it can get to you. At least this Wednesday it wasn't really karaoke night, just the singer sharing the mike for a song or two with a couple of guys, one of whom was actually pretty good.

Looking forward to meeting you too. Hopefully, the timing of my next trip will be better than my last two trips.

[PussyLiccker]

Hey JB, ran into saggy tits here as well. I asked "are you a mommy ?" and answer was yes. LOL.

When I visited on a Weds, couple guys outside in the parking complaining about the karoke.

Personally I like the setup at this club better than Samya.

[Banana Boi]

Thanks for your review, Jimmy. This truly is the ONLY club I miss in Germany. Always fun. Oddly I avoid Wednesday nights as well as karaoke night.

Hope to meet up when you're back in Pattaya.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

I always visit the club on Wednesdays as that is when the Turkish trio plays, starting at 9 PM (although with the World Cup game they didn't start until about 11 PM). I really like the music and how the guy sings. It's a real party atmosphere when they play. Left at 2:15 AM, when they quit for the evening.

Arrived 2:30 PM, still in time for breakfast, which ends at 3 PM. Had my usual omelet with that great sausage they have, along with a half kilo of smoked salmon, and three cappucinos (amazing what they provide for 30 Euro entry).

Limited line-up so early, so just hung around. Got busier later: maybe 40-50 girls, with a fair number of Turkish delights, but also quite a few slim, pretty gazelle types. Maybe 8-10 fuckable for me.

Had three 40-minute sessions, although two didn't last the full time. The first was with Soraya, Ro brunette, who was funny and chatty outside the room. Discussed services and was told that BBBJ would be discussed in the room. Told her I could only fuck to music but being seen with a cell phone or lap top was forbidden. She said just hide it with a towel, which I did. Figured that for 30 Euro I could bail after 20 minutes if CBJ, so went for it. Was disappointed in her flabby saggy mommy tits when she took her bra off so tried to ignore them. Started my 40 minute program and the session went well, with her seeming to enjoy the DATY, then she did the BBBJ without discussion, and we then fucked. About the half hour mark she says that time is up; I tell her that it is impossible, as there were still 10 minutes worth of songs in the program. She said no, time was up, because it started when she signed the sheet. My dick, which had been flagging because of the heat in the room, was now dead because of the discussion, so I just gave up as I wasn't going to be able to do anything anyway, and left the room with her.

The second session was with Alexia, a probably 30 ish blonde Ro who has hooked all over Europe. Chatted with her about services. Lip kissing but no DFK, BBBJ and DATY OK. Told her about being short-changed by the previous girl and was told that she would give me the full 40 minutes. Session was good, with her seeming to enjoy DATY, and nice blow job and good fucking. In the middle of fucking during the next-to-last song she says that time is up. I told her that there was still one more song to go in the 40-minute program. She said no, time was up because we had used some time with me starting up my computer. Asked her what is a few minutes when I did double the usual program but she said business is business, and would not budge, so we left.

Best session was with Blanca, 22, thin, reddish blonde hair Spanish Romanian with nice tits. Confirmed she would do what I wanted (and she did). Affectionate, DFK, BBBJ, no acting. Very good session. Near the end of the session she said time was up. I told her that there was still one more song in the program and could we stay so I could do her doggy. She said sure, what is another 5 minutes (although it was only actually 2-3 minutes more), so we finished the song and left. Very nice, honest girl. Highly recommended.

In summary, a very good club with good food, good music (if you like Turkish music), great party atmosphere, and more than enough girls to fuck. Just need to set time expectations and confirm session starting times with the girl.

[PussyLiccker]

Simona's service is rediculous! Supposedly from Samya. Wonder if she is the one from World? Perhaps one of the sisters? She has large tits, tallish.

[PussyLiccker]

A bit shocked you let one girl who ruined your mood stop you from a repeat visit.

I need to meet this Angelina girl.

My experience has been you find exceptional provider in the rough. It's a contrasting club in terms of optics and service. Some people would hate trying to dig and find that one provider, but when found, highly worth it.

Too bad Angela wasn't around(LU changes a bit lately), but it's one of those club with hot bod chikas will show or that diamond provider. Or a girl can totally ruin the mood as well. LOL.

[PussyLiccker]

Wanting some kickass service, look for Estrella.

[Banana Boi]

Everything was going great with 2 girls, and then one girl just totally ruined the mood to consider visiting again.

Angelina, a Ro from the UK, that's super GFE, and fun. Got the British accent and everything. Reminds me so much of Adele Mainhattan. Very good provider.

A bit shocked you let one girl who ruined your mood stop you from a repeat visit.

I need to meet this Angelina girl.

[ExpatLover]

Visited from 11 AM to 7 AM, around 15 girls at opening, and may be 3 guys including myself, LU is somewhat better than yesterday at Samya but no stunner, it is also very dark inside so quite difficult to get a clear picture. The premises really need a strong redecoration a lot of weak and dirty places everywhere, the club is looking very badly maintained, toilets not working, several taps also. The girls are working from 11 to 3 PM and after they go sleeping in their rooms for 3 hours and a new shift is coming, sessioned 2 girls from roumania despite their young age around 23 they are still veteran in the job, moved from switzerland to spain, to London. No young and fresh girl in the club. Overall the girls behavior is far closer from what you can expect in a laufhaus in the RLD than in the big Hessen club. I spoke with 8 girls all of them with poor education level, just go to room and BJ without, 30 euros for 20 minutes. For me 0 dream, 0 erotic nothing just cheap sex with average looking girls who probably are more exploited than in the big clubs, at the end I just was feeling sad to be there, except the woman from the reception all the other staffs are really unfriendly. It was my first and last visit, after Samya yesterday I will not return to NRW just not worth the trip, cheaper sex than in Hessen for sure but also at a far lower level. If you consider that in Shark on Monday or Tuesday you pay 45 euros, there is really no need to visit Mondial for 30 with bad premises, bad sauna, soso food, average to low level girls.

[PussyLiccker]

Slow days are good day to visit as the club gets overly crowded on busy nights with mainly crowd of guys trying to get with girls walking back from sessions, which I've particularly disliked about this club. I've had lots of non-memorable to diappointing visits, but this visit couple of really good providers with one mediocre, but man some of these girls are very non-professional (in a bad way) and will totally kill your mood.

Everything was going great with 2 girls, and then one girl just totally ruined the mood to consider visiting again.

There's a bit of a pattern at this club. The good providers has been the girls that had some experience working at other clubs, and countries. The service level seems lower than Samya, with many more newish, amateur types in the crowd that really don't seem to have much skills as a pro. This can be very good or bad.

Stella, worked in Austria. Very PSE and fun, and very dirty Romie.

Angelina, a Ro from the UK, that's super GFE, and fun. Got the British accent and everything. Reminds me so much of Adele Mainhattan. Very good provider.

Seems the case of, I've met the right girls among the crowd, unlike how my general experiences being positive like at LR for example. Mixed feelings. Couple gems with a total mood killer. Hate mood killers.

The place got a fucking metal detector. I wonder what triggered that and you can imagine what type of clients can show up. Samya don't have one.