2003-2005 Archived Adelitas Bar Reports

[Mr Speed]

oh yah
I took my buddy there he had a girl standingnex to the mens bathroom . She wears tub top and short skirts. On complaints . He said her pussy was TOO tight . I was like WTF u talkign about.
Yah he was sorethat how tight. Look for her if you want. Great body skinny tanned

[Mr Speed]

Beware YENI

Height:56
Weight:120
Hair + Hair Length: long black hair
Eyes:brown?
Chest Sizen the big C the "best Tits" I have ever seen at AB
Tatoos: hmmmm top of ass
Location: mainly front also do dances
MISC: Very Fu$#*king hot
Time:10-11pm

Yah She's hot, forgot never go for the hot one but couldn't keep my eyes off of her. Idiot me could've see it coming when she said she dosen't like to hold hand. Went up for 50 second in room bamm her cloth comes off lied on her back she didn't even ride me sigh.... no worm up. Complain to finish fast geeze i'm not superman. it takes time man. She was hot but it was kinda screwing a first timer with no paitent .

On yah there is a drug on teh market that is 3 times as strong as viagra Called cyelim or somethign like it. Anybody tried it? feedbacks.

[Country John]

Lee Bog:

Excellent advice. I went to TJ in smart casual business atire and was hounded by everything that moved in the Alley. Later, I dressed clean casual and noticed the difference. I though that being well dressed would impress the girls and maybe it did to a point but you are right in that being neat and CLEAN is all that's required. Dressing up is like wearing a bulls eye on your back.

My favorite trick for avoiding the con artists is to pretend I'm on my cel phone - seems to work real well.

I try to carry a sufficient number of 10's and 20's to have separate bundles for each trick. That way I'm not showing my wad, just shooting it.

I drive across and park around the corner from AB, never had a problem but a newbe or anyone not used to the area should take the cab option. I travel to TJ a lot on bisiness so it's no big thing for me. It could be for the anyone who has no previous experience driving in Mexico.

Be Safe and BE NICE
Country John

[Lee Bog]

Neo,

Unfortunately no one can be told how TJ is. You have to see it for yourself.

But I recommend you look clean & neat but dress down. Look nice for the girls but not for the scammers. I've seen a previous post (besides mine) where someone said they stood out & they became a target for rip-off artists. I had a long sleeve collar shirt, slacks, casual black shoes, something you might see in an office, & it stands out. Bottom line: if someone starts calling after you, ignore them, just keep walking. They will keep calling you till you turn your head, but don't do it! Pretend you don't understand their language, whatever.

I like to split up my money in groups & have a lot of dollar bills in case I have to make it look like I'm forking over everything I have. Ok, may be more trouble than it's worth but it helped me one time. And it's good to have change cuz sometimes the girl, taxi, etc won't give you change & they'll just expect you to give it to them as a tip.

For a newbie, take taxis everywhere when it's nighttime, especially around the Zona. Read Brockton O Toole's TJ Guide in the TJ Table of Contents for the Safety Alert section. It'll tell you the danger roads, corners, etc.

Be safe.
We have shown you the border. Now you have to cross it. Free your loins.

[ManWithStamina]

Neo,

Always sit in the front seat.
Taxis run 24 hours a day.
La Linea (the line) is the a good term for the border.
Split your cash up. Never let anybody see all the you have. Cops, ladies, drinking buddies, etc.
Dress casual. You will get better service from the ladies if you are clean. Do not wear your Tux. Leave your Jewelry in the USA.

man

[Sterling V]

>>I'm taking a taxi from the border to Adelitas Bar. Is it correct to sit in the front?

Sit in the back. In the event of a collision you'll be cushioned by the drivers crumpled body.


>>Are there Taxi's right in front of the bar to take back to the border?

Yes, they are always right out front.


>>What is "border" in spanish?

La Linea (pronounced Lineeuh)


>>$5 dollar ride, is it norm to tip?

$5.00 will get you to the border. No need to pay more.


>>A regular taxi is different than taxi libre?

Yes, taxi libre is cheaper...but not as plentiful. Also, they won't be in front of the clubs.


>>How late are there taxi's available to return to the border?

24 Hours...never a shortage.


>>If I just walk around the club instead of sitting at a booth will I still get slapped with suprise $7 dollar drinks for girls?

Chica drinks cost the same no matter where you are in the club.


>>Since I am not walking, is it safe to carry all cash with me in a normal fashion or do I need to split it up in case of a "conflict"?

Split it up.


>>I hear a lot about what the girls wear, but we do you guys wear? casual? nice..super nice...dress down?

A jock strap and a bow tie. Seriously, jeans or khakis are fine. A clean shirt is always appreciated too. Leave you Armani suit and Rolex at home.

[Neo98]

Hey guys,

All the info has been great so far! I am making my 1st TJ visit in a couple of days. I still have a few questions to make sure I get all this stuff correct. I'm sure most of these questions you have already heard millions of times, but thank you for the info!

I'm taking a taxi from the border to Adelitas Bar. Is it correct to sit in the front?

On return trip, are there Taxi's right in front of the bar to take back to the border? If not, where are they. What is "border" in spanish or what do I need to say to get there? $5 dollar ride, is it norm to tip? A regular taxi is different than taxi libre?

How late are there taxi's available to return to the border?

If I just walk around the club instead of sitting at a booth will I still get slapped with suprise $7 dollar drinks for girls?

Since I am not walking, is it safe to carry all cash with me in a normal fashion or do I need to split it up in case of a "conflict"?

I hear a lot about what the girls wear, but we do you guys wear? casual? nice..super nice...dress down?

Thanks Again!

Neo98

[Tangman]

Mutha Foo,

Does Leticia have braces? On the tall side? On a previous post I mistakenly reffered to her as Veronica, if it is the same girl, she is very hot in the sack, the girl I am reffering to is about 6-7 in looks and a little on the shy side, but one of the sweetest ladies I have met in TJ.

[j1sauce]

Irishman,

Yes. Livier is difinitely the same girl who had a friend with long black hair. She might have given me a different name.

She and her friend sat with me and my friend. She starts flirting with me by carressing my crotch and her friend does the translating because Livier can't speak English.

She's a con artist to be avoided. -J1

[Maltrufio]

Mutha Foo -

Regarding Connie (about 5'3", light skin, page-boy blonde, freckles across bridge of nose): She was real nice, easy to talk to, and didn't hussle me for drinks. She isn't my type, but she was so friendly and has such a cute, innocent face, I took her upstairs. The service and attitude were good and she tried real hard. However, the small flap-jack tits and big ass (with a tatto of her son's name - Edgar), that she disguises nicely with her choice of clothing and push-up bra, didn't do it for me. Again, she tries hard to please and stayed to clean me up after I finished, which seems to be the exception rather than the rule these days.

[TJ Sherpa]

Good job Irishman.

[Mutha Foo]

That is so funny! I was at AB last night and was siting with Livier. She wanted me to buy her a drink and I said okay but before the waiter came back I told her that I had to go to the bathroom and never went back. BTW does anybody here know, Lulu, Leticia or Connie? Can any of ya mongers recommend.

Mutha.

[irishman]

Was back at AB last night. I learned that the name of the rip-off chica discussed in my posts below is Livier. I even had it spelled for me by one of the other chicas. Livier speaks poor English, so it can be difficult to understand her name when she says it. But it is worth paying attention in order to avoid this chica if she comes your way.

[Krash]

Greetings mongers.

Have been going ZN since this last summer. Adelitas Bar is a cool place. The city has been upgrading the streets an sidewalks. Almost looks like The Gas Lamp in San Diego, altho I'm sure SD's fathers would not appreciate the comparison.

By the way, anyone been with a lady called Maricela. An older gal, around 40 with a mole near her left eye brow. Speaks some english. Got a little extra weight, long hair streaked blonde, sometimes pulled back in a small pony tail. Has a great kiss. I am enclosing a pic. Any you gents can tell me anything interesting about her? Would appreciate the feed back.

Thanks,

Krash

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[Mutha Foo]

CJ,

Good luck on your mission. I hope you meet your quota. Give us some stats when you get back.

Mutha.