2003-2005 Archived Adelitas Bar Reports

[Hacker]

So anyway, my girlfriend recently told me that I can have sex with any of the ladies in Tijuana that I want, provided that she gets to watch. So my question is: Are couples welcome at Adelita's or Chicago or any of the other places in Tijuana? Are any of the ladies at the clubs likely to allow my girlfriend to watch? What about girls from the alley?

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Hacker

[Ho Down Man]

Gentlemen:

I apologize if this isn't the right place to post this, but I have a question, and it seems like this is the place where I am most likely to get an answer.

So anyway, my girlfriend recently told me that I can have sex with any of the ladies in Tijuana that I want, provided that she gets to watch. So my question is: Are couples welcome at Adelita's or Chicago or any of the other places in Tijuana? Are any of the ladies at the clubs likely to allow my girlfriend to watch? What about girls from the alley?

And before you guys ask, no, my girlfriend isn't a knockout. She's an average-looking woman in her early 40s. But she has a great attitude, and I DO realize how lucky I am.

Thank you very much for any help you can give me.

Contact TeamJuanitaOnline.com. They are a service provider and a couple of the girls do threesomes and might be willing to let your wife join or watch.

[Bad4URHeart]

TJ has not been known as the best place for a semi-threesome. However, with the right amount of money, just about anything can be had in TJ. You quest will be difficult though in the halls of AB or CC. Especially if you want to go with one of the hotties.

I would suggest going on an off-night and negoitating with your girl present. Also, you might find better luck with one of the many internet escorts in TJ.

Gentlemen:

I apologize if this isn't the right place to post this, but I have a question, and it seems like this is the place where I am most likely to get an answer.

So anyway, my girlfriend recently told me that I can have sex with any of the ladies in Tijuana that I want, provided that she gets to watch. So my question is: Are couples welcome at Adelita's or Chicago or any of the other places in Tijuana? Are any of the ladies at the clubs likely to allow my girlfriend to watch? What about girls from the alley?

And before you guys ask, no, my girlfriend isn't a knockout. She's an average-looking woman in her early 40s. But she has a great attitude, and I DO realize how lucky I am.

Thank you very much for any help you can give me.

[Random Guy II]

Gentlemen:

I apologize if this isn't the right place to post this, but I have a question, and it seems like this is the place where I am most likely to get an answer.

So anyway, my girlfriend recently told me that I can have sex with any of the ladies in Tijuana that I want, provided that she gets to watch. So my question is: Are couples welcome at Adelita's or Chicago or any of the other places in Tijuana? Are any of the ladies at the clubs likely to allow my girlfriend to watch? What about girls from the alley?

And before you guys ask, no, my girlfriend isn't a knockout. She's an average-looking woman in her early 40s. But she has a great attitude, and I DO realize how lucky I am.

Thank you very much for any help you can give me.

[MasterPelican]

i went down to tj solo on the friday after thanksgiving. my buddy told me adelitas was the hot spot, i had never been to tijuana before, so thats where the taxi took me.

i could not believe the beauty that abounds in there. not to mention the eye candy that was flowing in between the hotel door and the red curtains.

bartender threw me a pacifico and didn't ask for money and before i was halfway done a beautiful woman comes up to me, makes some small talk, squeezes my johnson, asks if i will fuck her good. all i could say was "i'll do my best! "

her name was melinda, beautiful- big real boobies and a beautiful face. butt was kickin' too! she showed me the ropes and i had a great time.

came back down, had to tell some other girls that i had just come down; gimme a few minutes. soaking the place and girls in and melinda came around and took me to a booth. she had a beer or two on me and wanted to go for it again but i wasn't feeling the intense urge as i had been before so i asked her to give me an hour, so she boogied, told me she'd be back later.

this little indian (native) chick was standing next to my booth and was giving me the chin. like, "c'mon dude, let's go" and i was making the hand sign - settle down - well, she tells me all this position, lick, sucky, fucky etc and i go ok. room a zoom zoom!

she worked herself up there. multiple times on top, multiple times mouth on the knob. lots of spitting heh heh. finally i arrived. was $40. 00 for her.

since then, that was a friday, i went back the tuesday after that (4 days later) i live in l. a. and have been back two more times besides that, last wednesday was the last time.

the girls i remember were melinda - the indian - monica w/ wavy light brown hair (real sweet) - then this chick, blonde, young hottie said her name was alice, showing her fake boobies off in a see through shirt, but she had implants in her butt cheeks, like hard urethane! braces too, she told me to hurry up so i pumped her as hard as i could trying to make her head hit the headboard. she goes "you're 50", i says nope, 46. pushy little fake *****. i hope she was a girl!

then next time i had a tall, long black haired girl who enden up hustling me for [CodeWord134] weeto bottles of beer and not drinking them. even when i said "no" she told the waiter to bring her one. i gave her the hasta la bye bye after that. before i left i saw this beauty in a men's white dress shirt and nothing else, maybe a tie. she was real sweet upstairs! (started with an "m")

then last week i went and had this chick- anna marie - that came up to me right away, big titties and said we could do everything upstairs, she said certain things specifically and acted like i was nuts when i went to do them upstairs.

but then towards the end of my night last wed. a girl walked by and was just normal looking, real pretty, avg. real boobies, slim and real nice, so we went upstairs. she was so cool, maribell was her name and i really dig her.

will be back again for new years i hope, she said she would be back from sinaloa by then. i love that place!

[Gilgamesh]

On 12/11/05 I was venting to my friend in AB (see report in other section for information) I met a hottie, but I was too pissed off to want to go upstairs right away. Another hottie was talking to me and sitting on my lap. Both women said they remember me, but only one of them looked familar. I ended up with the 1st hottie about 20 or so later. She has long dark hair and beautiful silicone breasts, but don't they all. I wish I could remember more, but I was still pissed off from the polica. We did CBJ and then mish to rev. cowgirl to doggie and finished in mish. She was great, and 50.00 was the discussed price. Afterwards my friends and I took a cab back to the border. Later that night my friend who also lost his money to the polica wanted to go back to AB. We didn't even look at the clock, but it was around 2am. We took a cab to AB and were enjoying the sights. My friend was talking to cute little ladies who said 50.00 for both of us. I clairfyied to one of them I pay 50 he pays 50 nand we both get to fuck both of you? She smiled and said yes. It was quite the experience. My friend and I had been joking about the women who say you have such a big dick. I was fucking a small breasted curly haired woman. Who was actually wearing a wig. Her real hair was pink. She was a cutie with the wig on or off. I had her doggie facing the other girl who had the blonde girl doggie facing my friend. All on the same bed. She commented to my friend about the size of his penis and we both started to laugh. I said switch after a while and I started fucking the blonde. My friend put the girl I had been fucking on her back an put her legs on his shoulders. I noticed her pink hair and the curly brown hair on the bed. I switched to a CBJ and then went to mish. After I was done, my friend was still hammering away. I went downstairs and waited for my friend. Another 15 passed before he came down. He said he had to jump in the shower because he was drenched in sweat. We took a cab home and laughed about the whole experience of the day. When we got back to the hotel he said it was 5am and we laughed again. Sorry I can't remember any names, but the girls were very friendly as far as kissing and playfulness. Other than what had happened earlier with the polica, it was a great time anyhow.

[David51]

Was near San Diego on business last week, so headed down to TJ on Thursday night (about 10pm). Parked in the $4 lot on the east side rather than the $8 lot on the west side.

After eyeing the choices, I picked "Crystal", who was hanging with all the other girls just outside the mens' room. She is about 5 feet tall and maybe 95 lbs, with small tits. She spoke very little English.

We sat down and I bought her a drink from the 3'6" tall waiter, and after a while we negotiated--she wanted $60 "for everything", I offered $50, she said ok but no sucky, only fucky...so I said $60 for everything including sucking her tits and fingering down below (no DATY, she said).

We went upstairs, paid for the room and began. She insisted on the money up front, which I wasn't too happy about, but I gave in.

CBJ was fair to poor (should have saved the $10), but Mish and Doggie were much better. She even faked some moans, and didn't rush too much. My finger did manage to make her moist (one day I'll find the real squirters). She says she is 19, been at Adelitas for 3 months, in TJ for 4 (from Mexico City). I know, that's what they all say.

She also said she had a 2-year-old kid, but with that petite little body there is no way you could tell.

All in all, an ok experience--not the best, but I was a sucker for that tiny cute body that night.

-D

[Hardbarg]

Double:

Outstanding post. Lots of guys talk about the "vibe", very few describe how to look for it.

If a woman is not will to budge at all, not even five dollars when you begin speaking to her, she is likely to be a drag in the room and more money will not change how she performs.

This is the single most important tell - imho.

Now, just one clarification:

She came out angry, and began to yell for the floor guy. I told him that she changed the price of her service, and I was no longer interested. I was certain to tell him that I never touched her, and that we never removed our clothing. I also said that I was not interested in getting my room money back. I said "you keep the room money and here is your tip for cleaning the room. I then walked out away".

It sounds like the "floor guy" you dealt with was the guy who cleans the rooms - the talachero. If so, you were talking with the wrong guy - he's a janitor, only with lower status. Always take up the problem with the guy at the desk. Assuming this all happened quickly you probably could have gotten the room money back too. Tipping the janitor didn't accomplish anything. It never does.

[Double]

Many men that go to TJ feel that they have are better than the locals. This is a mistake and will often times lead to a situation in which one finds themselves being humbled. Attempt to be respectful but firm at all times.

When searching out a female, try to begin somewhere other than hottie central. The hottie central hot spot can be seen direct ahead when you enter the club off to the right. You will see a group of normally good looking ladies bouncing to the music, and looking around like ravenous wolves. There may be a nice one in the bunch but do a fly by first. If one catches the eye, come back around later. In this section of the club these ladies are going and coming so fast that the level off service has to be rushed. You have heard it before," you no cum yet". The ladies that are going up often are normally very professional. They are making money all day and night long and would just as well let you go, than bargain or deal with a man with a lot of expectations.

My past experiences have always been better when I have found a lady that was willing to sit down and chat. If she is short in her conversation, and not willing to open up I take that as a warning sing. I normally do buy a drink but it is not necessary. Just let her know that you would like to get a feel for her before going up to the room. Avoid letting some lady choose you, by showing up out of the blue and saying “you go to room “. The likelihood for disappointment is many times high under that circumstance.

When a prospect is found state what you are looking for, and use some tact. Confirm what you are to pay, and check the woman out during the conversation. If she is very professional and not into any conversation that may be a sign that she is going to be dry in the room. If a woman is not will to budge at all, not even five dollars when you begin speaking to her, she is likely to be a drag in the room and more money will not change how she performs. She is a pro and just wants to get it over with and get paid. If a woman insists on getting paid upfront, even though she knows that there is no way that a man can just walk away without paying in TJ, she is all wrong. Just say no, even if you have paid for the room. Again the ladies that you see going upstairs and coming back down within minutes, avoid them like the plague.

While I do go to TJ to get laid, if it don't fit, I don’t force it. I want to have a good time. But, I follow my gut. If I can see that my choice is going to be difficult, I leave it alone. If I choose to go upstairs I keep my eyes on the attitude, and bail at the first sign of trouble.

I had an experience a couple of months ago. I found the lady. We agreed on what we were to do, and on a price. We went upstairs and paid for the room. Once in the room she started to renegotiate with me, raising the price and insisting that I pay up front. When we were downstairs, she was agreeable but she had an attitude. When I mention that we had covered price downstairs, she said that her price had changed and I was obligated to pay it. We still had our clothes on so I opened the door of the room and walked away. She came out angry, and began to yell for the floor guy. I told him that she changed the price of her service, and I was no longer interested. I was certain to tell him that I never touched her, and that we never removed our clothing. I also said that I was not interested in getting my room money back. I said "you keep the room money and here is your tip for cleaning the room. I then walked out away".

I am no James Bond, but something that I have learned about TJ is that one must have a cool head, and always be prepared for the worst. Even though we go for a good time, things can change on the drop of a dime......

Happy hunting,

D

[Country John]

It is very important for you to understand the following motto of Adelitas Bar:

"We don't care becasue we don't have to."

Yes the service sucks. Yes to all of that. IN many cases where girls did the wrong thing, you can take it up with the management (or the guy at the door holding the clip-board, hes the bossman.) and most times it will get sorted out. There have been many reports of success with these guys.

Do NOT go there expecting to be treated like a customer. You are a side of meat with a wallet and you are fair game. If you don't enjoy your experience then you don't have to go back. That is thier attitude. Like it or leave it. If you go back you might not like it then either. It's your money. IF you don;t fill that chair someone else will.

There is a whole new generation of mongers out there waiting to discover the Zona. You WILL NOT be missed.

Now a monger who makes his arrangements properly reduces his chances of getting whacked at AB or anywhere else for that matter.

Agree downstairs to pay AFTER the session. Show her the money but pay AFTER the session. If she won't agree, move on. There are lots of girls there. Don't argue with the girl in the room, you will lose. The security guys are there to protect the girls, not you. Take your beef up with the bossman. Tell the girl you are going to talk to management. Simply make the statement to her, don't get angry because it will not help yu and might draw unwanted attention.

Hotel Cascades could care less about you. Hotel Cohilla could care less about you. Stop thinking that you mean something as a customer to these places. You are simply a single component in a never ending supply of customers.

Having said all that, it is still possible to find a cool chica who'll deliver a great session. The thrill my friends is in the chase.

Country John


Common sense needs to be taken at face value. Enjoy yourself but remember that they do this for a living. They know the game better than you. They see you coming a mile away. Adelitas is a cookie cutter sex factory, the girls are there to make money, not friends. They have a quota to meet or they will lose the right to work there.

[Fe Maiden]

Made a daytime trip yesterday. Got to AB about 1:00PM. The place was packed! While the new men's room rennovation is nice, the place has really gone downhill with the remodeling. Seems too small and it smelled bad in there.

Had my all time favorite there, Malena. Gave me a near GFE. I have been with her several times so she treats me well.

After my session with her, I went for a short walk and returned. I spotted a young petite spinner named Marisol. She has got the cutest face and beautiful hair. Great CBJ but the FS was not so great. She just did not get into it at all and she seems a bit loose. Maybe I was just spoiled after my fantastic session with Malena!!!

[Adventur]

Wooly1,

I was there yesterday and there is no change in the scene.

As Thanksgiving is a US holiday, the chicas only know about it.

Though you will see a steady decline in chicas who go home for their chrstmas from now to Jan.

As good as always.

[Jimmy Tj]

Wooly,

I was in Zona Norte Thanksgiving day from 4pm to 10pm, I had a some Mexican Turkey. There was plenty of people around Mexican and Gringos. Tonight should be your typical crazy Friday night especially with so many gringos not having to work today. I personally try and avoid Fridays and Saturdays due to the amount of hombres in the zona. Have fun.

Jimmy Tj

[El Matematico]

When I lived in San Diego I frequented TJ a great deal. The only way I enjoyed AB was to get a room there for the night. It was 35 bucks but was sometimes difficult to get. Though I was a regular, there were many times I was denied overnight accomodations.

There were many rooms that did not even have keys. This was okay for me since I rarely ever carried anything down there worth stealing.

And when the mongering is over for you, it is hard to get any sleep.

I am glad I left a few years ago to see what is going on elsewhere. TJ has a lot to learn about customer service. I have to many places where the establishments and girls treat a monger much better for lower prices.

[Wooly1]

Hey guys,

I am planning on going tomarrow night, the friday after thanksgiving. I was wondering if TJ will still be poppin. I dont like going to TJ when not as many other Americans are there. I just feel safer with more gringos around. If anybody has gone at or around this time, please let me know.

Thanks,

Wooly