Chicago Club Reports

[Captain Solo]

Looks like you you got a very good GFE. Perhaps Chicago girls have been sitting on their rumps, selling no sex, are horny like cats, and would fuck the day light of guys?

Horny girls, in anticipation of getting fucked, would do crazy and silly things with guys in bed. How can you consistently pick out girls most likely to give you GFEs?

Would be very nice to know names of both high and low performers.

Re. BlixaBarg.

Chicago, The talent certainly isn't there. But was certainly better than Tropical, and close to Adelitas, with fewer to choose from.

Ficha. Around $8, I think. I asked about going arriba, and the girl, who said she's new and had only been there a few days (not sure I buy that) quoted me $50 and $15 for the room, after double-checking with the mesero. I figured "Why not? And headed up with her. $1 to the robe guy, and up we went.

I wish I could recall the girl's name, because she was the closest thing to GFE I have encountered in Tijuana She jumped all over me. DFK, groping, and for a split second, I was almost certain she was going to go without the cover. It might have been an option, but I didn't ask. Even the best of the best I have been with in the Zona show at least a smidge of holding back, and you know it's their job even if they are truly enjoying themselves. I felt no trace of that with this one as she 'effed the sh*t out of me. There was no problem paying despues.

[BlixaBarg]

Got to ZN around 8 pm on Wednesday. Walked Constitucion from Primera, turned west and headed through the alley, which was sparsely populated. Swung around the block and in to Adelitas for a couple of beers. The talent wasn't bad, but I figured it would get better later in the evening, so I left to try my luck elsewhere. Crossed the street and headed to Tropical where the talent was pathetic at best. Definitely the worst I've seen there. Had seen the increase in posts for Chicago, so I decided to give it a shot. I hadn't set foot in the place in about 10 years, so as far as the upgrades go, I can't really give a comparison because my memory doesn't serve me all that well, but I think I saw in a report that someone described it as striving for something between Adelitas and Hong Kong? Maybe. The talent certainly isn't there. But was certainly better than Tropical, and close to Adelitas, with fewer to choose from.

There were probably 20 girls and 10 guys hanging out. The mesero was attentive, but not super pushy. He brought me a girl and at first I thought about declining her because I felt more in a mood to scope out the scene and kick back at that point, but decided to grab a booth and have a drink with her. I don't recall the exact price for the ficha. Around $8, I think. I asked about going arriba, and the girl, who said she's new and had only been there a few days (not sure I buy that) quoted me $50 and $15 for the room, after double-checking with the mesero. I figured "Why not? And headed up with her. $1 to the robe guy, and up we went.

I wish I could recall the girl's name, because she was the closest thing to GFE I have encountered in Tijuana (for reference, I been with 32 other chicas in Tijuana this year. A mix of alley chicas, Tropical, Chavelas, and Adelitas. I'll pop in to HK occasionally, but rarely go arriba there). She jumped all over me. DFK, groping, and for a split second, I was almost certain she was going to go without the cover. It might have been an option, but I didn't ask. Even the best of the best I have been with in the Zona show at least a smidge of holding back, and you know it's their job even if they are truly enjoying themselves. I felt no trace of that with this one as she 'effed the sh*t out of me. There was no problem paying despues, and even though I probably should have because I carry pesos and dollars, I didn't try to negotiate for a better rate in pesos. I just kind of let the tide roll to see what would happen.

After the deed, with my curiosity for the new Chicago satisfied (along with being satisfied otherwise), I headed back over to AB to see if things had picked up. More girls had come on to their shifts, but I picked a regular favorite and went up one more time before heading home for the night.

[Sedition]

Really good tips everybody thanks will give it a shot next time. Time to brush up on some duolingo Spanish lessons as an added bonus.

[Phordphan]

Went again to Chicago club LOL this club intrigues me and the dollar beers brings me back but no woman came up to me. Not sure why 2 kept looking at me. It has a lot of potential just not focused on what me want right now.

So, grow a pair and go up to them. SOP in most Latin American bars is that the woman never makes the first move. With the heavy gringo influence in Tijuana, that's not a hard and fast rule anymore. Broadly speaking, if the woman is looking at you, she's trying to make eye contact. The point of that is so that you will come up to her and initiate things. So, get off your ass, walk up to her and start practicing your Spanish.

[Jackie888]

Kissing. I just buy them a drink, then lean over and kiss them gently during small talk. If they don't kiss downstairs, they're not going to kiss upstairs regardless of what ever kind of promises they give to get you upstairs. Sometimes my Spanish is going, sometimes it is not so I just speak English. The chicas are intuitive and will pick up my body language. What ever you do, don't clam up because you are embarrassed that you don't speak Spanish. Mexican girls are very nice and forgiving.

[Captain Solo]

Actually I speak only a few Spanish words learned recently from sexy female professors at Coahuila Universidad hehe.

Almost all bar girls in Tijuana are open for making out with clients who buy them fichas. Most would let you have 'sweet, meaningful conversations' with your hand in their panties hehe. Most girls would allow only light lip kissing, but depending on girls and how well they know you, I see girls DFKissing guys in the bar all the time.

You just have to pick out your favorite girls, approach them with your sincerest smiles, stick a few $ into their boobs or their panties and ask them about their health and where they come from etc. It helps to admire their assets and flatter with compliments about their beauty. If they act friendly, smile back and not pull away, they likely will give you full-blown make out sessions in the bar or dark booths with fichas. One of HK's most attractive strippers was giving an old scruffy guy a full-blown cow girl dry fuck for half hour in front of everyone in the bar with 1 ficha, while she was giggling, grinding, sguirming on his lap, oozing feminine sexiness better than any porn star I have seen.

It's up to you to seduce the girls into doing whatever you want with only body language or gesturing. Surprisingly lots of young girls in HK speak good or even perfect English. Some were raised in the US. Ask the meseros to find girls for your needs.

2 best-looking street girls near hotel Cascada also speak good English after working the alley only 2 years. They are fast learners. Ask the bros which ones. They are pissed off at me that I posted their names.

Re. Sedition.

How do you close these girls to make out? I assume you speak Spanish since it seems difficult to have a meaningful conversation given how many of the girls I met don't speak English very well. Most girls also seem resistant to kissing maybe viewing it as too much intimacy, so curious how you close them to make out with just fichas.

[Sedition]

Chicago girls tend to be more traditional Mexican, more reserved, shy and bashful. They just sit there eyeing guys but too shy to make their moves. A few hot spinners are usually scooped up for fichas by local regulars. They used to, but no longer go around hitting on guys for fichas and dates, probably due to high rejection rates. A few of their hot strippers do know how to dance, but are not getting guys' attention or propinas. Guys need to show their appreciation and encouragement at least to strippers by clapping hands and handing out propinas.

Went again to Chicago club LOL this club intrigues me and the dollar beers brings me back but no woman came up to me. Not sure why 2 kept looking at me. It has a lot of potential just not focused on what me want right now.

How do you close these girls to make out? I assume you speak Spanish since it seems difficult to have a meaningful conversation given how many of the girls I met don't speak English very well. Most girls also seem resistant to kissing maybe viewing it as too much intimacy, so curious how you close them to make out with just fichas.

[Ctytek]

Yeah, it's a dump. Frequented by over the hill MILFs. Not my cup of tea. Even the Tropical has a lot better vibe.

[Captain Solo]

Chicago girls tend to be more traditional Mexican, more reserved, shy and bashful. They just sit there eyeing guys but too shy to make their moves. A few hot spinners are usually scooped up for fichas by local regulars. They used to, but no longer go around hitting on guys for fichas and dates, probably due to high rejection rates. A few of their hot strippers do know how to dance, but are not getting guys' attention or propinas. Guys need to show their appreciation and encouragement at least to strippers by clapping hands and handing out propinas.

You are warmly welcomed to mosey over to say his to all girls and deposit your propinas anywhere you want. You will be greeted with their lusty and appreciative smiles. You can also invite them into booths in the dark corners and have 'meaningful conversations' with your paws and your jaws, or profess your undying love to them by taking them to hotel Jalo.

Re. GNRPorche.

Went again to Chicago club LOL this club intrigues me and the dollar beers brings me back but no woman came up to me. Not sure why 2 kept looking at me. It has a lot of potential just not focused on what me want right now.

[Captain Solo]

Looks like Chicago decided to copy HK's format of a tawdry Nortenos' strip and make out club, instead of the old Mexican dance club like Tropical. Chicago is definitely targeting Nortenos instead of Mexicans with the 3 elevated strip platforms.

Got to admit, looking up to strippers, instead of looking down, their legs appear much longer, shapelier and the crotches look much sexier and more inviting hehe.

However, the booths around the club are elevated and exposed, and lighting over them is still too bright, leaving not much privacy for guys to kiss the girls's bouncy boobs and parking their faces into their sexy crotches, licking their creamy-soft thighs and inhale their feminine scents hehe.

The booths at the back end are darker and offer better privacy for some serious make outs.

[Jackie888]

Made a stop here. They replaced the old giant dance floor with an elevated stripper dance floor, extended the club way to the back and had about 10 decent girls there on Monday afternoon. So there is much hope that Chicago will make a comeback. Let us hope that they will train their waiters to not be thieves and liars like at Bar Tropical. Looks like this will be my 2nd bar after HK from now on.

[Captain Solo]

15 years ago I was in Thailand spending a lot of precious time and money, chasing girls who were mostly cold, mean, rude, skanky, ugly, mercenary, some with pussies stinking to high heaven, some tall pretty girls turned out to be post-op transsexuals. I was very disgusted with rude and mercenary Thai girls.

I visited Tijuana a few times but found girls in rip bars on Revo unattractive and way too expensive. Reading many posts on the old ALT. SEX. PROSTITUTION, I felt safe enough to venture away from Revo to La Zona Norte and visited Chicago Club one afternoon, which was then the hottest club in Tijuana. I quickly found a very pretty, sexy, beautiful girl sitting alone at the corner. Her face was very young and pretty with a happy, innocent smile; her body was beautiful, sexily developed; her manners were gentle, feminine, loving. I was in disbelief how easy it was to find such a beautiful girl in Tijuana, asking her a few times if she was a transsexual, to which she kept smiling, shaking her head. I took her to hotel Jalo and had a very satisfying session with that beautiful young girl, beating any sex experiences in Thailand by a very large margin. And Tijuana is so near where I lived. I was quickly hooked by the beauty and grace of Tijuana girls. I went back to Thailand a few times for cultural tours but not sex.

For about 5 years after that I would go to Chicago Club every weekend, waiting for the hottest girls to show up, sometimes past midnight. There were 2 beautiful blonde sisters from Sinaloa, who looked like nice, clean, pretty, sweet and gentle like movie stars. Some late nights I drove back on dark, deserted streets near the fire station and got pulled over by a pair of policias toting auto weapons. Did not scare me too much. I still drove back to La Zona for those sweet, pretty girls. Hehe.

Presently while HK has many young, hip, happy, pretty chicas like the young college crowd, Chicago's chicas would be best described as nice, clean, wholesome, more like your neighbors' virgin daughters, prudish MILFs hehe. Different tastes for different folks for sure.

I will pull my offer for "Un Mil con propinas para servicio excellent" and go to hotel Jalo to ravage these young girls. Will find out if my neighbors' virgin daughters really know how to satisfy all mys senses and my insatiable sex drive hehe.

[Captain Solo]

My wingman likes Chicago's laid back, quiet scene. He hangs out there ogling girls.

He complained to me that he was buying a ficha for a girl. She asked him to buy a snack bag from a vendor, which he refused. She took it anyway. He got mad at her liberty and ran out on her.

If you have seen the poverty some of these girls live in, you should understand that some would show up to work in Chicago hungry, trying to make a few bucks. They cannot drink with you on their empty stomach. If they ask for a snack, just give it to them. The vendor will ask for $2 per bag, but the girls only pay $1 local price. So tell the vendor to take $1 for the bag or just stick it up his ass.

Hope you understand the poverty and difficult situations where the girls come from. Just be nice to them with your little money.

[Captain Solo]

Went with a wingman for Chicago's free beer about 10 PM Friday night. The place was more relaxed, far less crowded and lively than HK. Throughout the club lighting was brighter than Adelita, but darker than HK, bright enough to see clearly the chicas' faces and their sexy assets. They were playing a mixed of Mexican and Nortenos' rock music with good-quality sound equipment.

Chicago had about 30 girls sitting around the bar with about 10 guys and 1 couple partying. 3 girls were stripping down to their panties on 3 poles. Guys were not sitting at the stage and were not giving propinas. Chicago put 2 dozens girls strutting on 2 stages to show off its inventory. Over all Chicago's girls were more traditional Mexicans, older and heavier but nicer and sweeter-looking than HK girls. There were perhaps 3 or 4 girls whom I would fuck, but as my wingman said, he would turn none of them down if they come knocking on my door hehe.

I would say quality of Chicago's girls are now approaching about the same level as Adelita, but still one notch below HK's. What's missing in Chicago is the content of liveliness and sexiness, which should involve all girls, not just the 3 strippers on the poles. I suggest Chicago girls to circulate the club, showing off their beauty, sweetness and sexiness. Stop, smile, say Hi and flirt with all guys, rubbing their supple and fragrant bodies against horny guys, kissing their mouths, squeezing their nipples, grabbing their tiny dicks, urge them to dispense propinas and to go arribas. Those are the fun, sexy, intimate encounters that lonely and horny guys want and need when they go to the clubs.

Most guys are shy but want fun, sexy contacts with girls and have no time waste. Girls should bring the fun to them. If not they would just pack up and go to other clubs like HK with more fun and sexiness. Every girls should act fun, sweet, lively and sexily with guys all the time. You will soon see Chicago club packed with guys spending big money, seeking fun with girls and having hot sex in the hotel.

Chicago should grant various discount coupons like HK, for hotel rooms, lap dances, arribas, drinks, snacks, foods, anything to start bringing more guys into the club to spend money.

[ClamSlammer]

Hit the zona every day for the past week. There were a couple hot chicas at Chicago. The gordo mesero has passed away. Sad as I just saw him a couple days ago. Apparently he fell asleep riding his moped then crashed. He thought he was okay and didn't get checked out and died in his sleep later on. Chicago Club was shuttling employees to his wake in centro Wednesday night. I can't stand the meseros here but it's my go-to spot when HK is too crowded. The chicas are mostly pretty friendly. And it's active but not crowded. If you run into one of their barkers at LG corner make sure you insist on a free beer-some barkers charge you a dollar and pocket it as it's supposed to be free. Try to avoid the young kid with short hair who speaks perfect English as he's shady as fuck and will complain if you don't tip an amount he thinks is sufficient.