Chicago Club Reports

[Member #4730]

I'm not sure if I'm getting the name right, but the lady from Guerrero reminded me of a porn hub bang bus actress. She has curly black hair and is rather tall. I met her last week, but spent 3 HR. With a Tropical chica and was spent. I walked into Chicago club and the meteor gave me a fist bump and took me to a booth by the stage. As I was sitting waiting for my Fresca, Ketel came by and sat next to me and I bought her a ficha. She doesn't speak or understand any English. It doesn't matter as we used google translate and she asked if it was ok if she sat on my lap. I laughed and said sure. She got on top and started grinding on me and she was wearing a fish net outfit that exposed her nipples which I started to lick. She liked it and was grinding harder and got close and I started to kiss her neck, while grabbing her butt. I got her another fiche and asked how much arriba and she said $100. I said ok and didn't try to negotiate down to $80 since I told her last time I'the take her up. We got to the room and I suggested a shower. Usually the chicas don't want to ruin their makeup or hair so it is odd showering with them as they are afraid of ruining it. She was all natural and didn't mind getting a thorough shower. While in the shower I couldn't resist her sexy curves and decided to bend down and put her leg over my shoulder. I started licking on her kitty and she started to purr. We eventually finished and moved to the bed. It felt like this was her first time for the day as it felt super tight or she is good with those muscles. She was moaning and about to suck my lips off my face while kissing. I was afraid a blood vessel would burst but I guess that is her version of intense DFK. We were going at it and as usual I'm sweating like a pig and she suggested wiping my face with a towel, but I know it wouldn't do any good. She didn't complain about me sweating bullets all over her face and chest.

Eventually junior went and we took a shower. For some reason I didn't get the 30 min knock on the door and it could easily have been an hour or possibly a shift change in cleaning crew. The first guy that led us to the room was taller, but this time when I was leaving it was the short / midget guy. He never lets you go overtime. I tipped him $3 as they could have easily asked for more money for the time. The Chicago rooms are the worst compared to Rizo de Oro and Cascadas. I haven't been to Adelitas since returning, but the vibe in their club just doesn't do it for me especially being able to see through the whole club and most of the chicas look bored or sad. I'the repeat with the lovely lady from Guerrero.

[Member #4730]

I decided to try to find the Sonaran girl I met last week, but she was not in. I saw Roxanne and sat next to her at the bar. She started to rub me down and I bought her a ficha $9 and $1 tip to mesero. She continued to rub me down and grind on junior. Little head wanted to inquire about arrival and she said $100, but I countered with $80. I asked if BBBJ was on table and she said for $100, so I agreed. We went to the front and got her robe and tipped the doorman $1. We went upstairs and paid the $16 for room, but she got herself a pack of baby wipes which apparently was taken out of my fee for $2. We got to the room and she was asking for another drink, but I said later. I took a short shower and once I returned she wanted the money, which was flag number one. We got down to business and she seemed to not allow me to FIV, that was flag number two. She has a great body and perfect shaped butt that felt soft the way I like. She gave me a wonderful BBBJ and then slid the condom on for CG. She was overly stimulated and was squeezing my big head while grinding me out. Apparently she must have squeezed big head enough for my ear to start bleeding from the piercing. I got her into missionary and it started to feel good. The condom broke and she was upse. The session ended. I wouldn't repeat as she failed to complete the job, but she does have a nice body and butt. I eventually found a street girl for $40 sin ropa and she was from Puebla with a see-section scar, but pretty face and decent body. In missionary her pussy was the perfect fit for junior and ended the session. In constant search for that ultimate GFE session, but kind of difficult with no espanol.

[SeaBeeJoe]

SeaBeeJoe.

A long and expensive research project by NIH concluded that putas' piss is the main cause of unwashed sheets in Tijuana's cheap fuck motels to smell like shit!

Dr. Fauci went on national TV to confirm this scientific fact.

LOL Captain, no doubt about that. She drenched that matttess I really felt bad for the clean up boy and gave him an extra propina.

[Captain Solo]

Jackie,

You should know by now all bar girls are required to go to their captive hotels so their bosses can make more money. Girls will get fired if they break that rule. Everything is tied to incentives in La Zona's bars. Girls do have a kickback from their hotels.

Leyva singles are $22 weekday and $25 weekend including free covered parking, which is a good deal to stay overnight compared to Cascada's $65/$80 overnight rates. There are 4 larger double rooms on second floor facing Constitucion. Rooms are old and sparse with dingy sheets and towels, but fairly clean and quiet, no grimes, no bugs, except thumping music from Chicago Club.

I took a few independent escorts to Leyva as they would not go in Cascada. Many street girls would also walk to Leyva if you offer them incentives.

[Captain Solo]

Jackie,

Females' lubrication, or pussy juice in laymen terms, comes from the vagina's lining to help the penis penetrate. Some fluids may also come from the cervix at different stages of sexual activity. I suspect upon orgasms, the female cervix also secretes its own fluid, probably to help nurturing sperms to survive in the womb, therefore aid conception.

That test proved squirt was urine stored in the bladder during sexual stimulation. Not all women have this phenomenon, but diabetic patients are known to have overactive kidneys that, under stimulation or stress, will filter more blood, produce more urine and store it in the bladder.

It's possible that quick filtering of large volume of blood will not remove lots of toxins or ammonia in the blood, so the squirt does not smell as foul as normal urine. Diabetic urine smells sweet due to excess glucose removed from blood. If you do a lot of drinking one night, the next morning your urine will smell sweet and acidic.

That test proved squirt is just urine from the bladder with some PSA, indicating a diabetic condition and the prostate was stimulated but failed to choke the urethra and hold urine back.

[MemoeNasty]

Anyone use Motel Leyva next to the Chicago Club? Will Chicago chicas go there? Seems like a better deal for over nighters because Jalos slaps on a surcharge for your 2nd chica.

I used to stay at this place all the time up until about 2015. I would get drunk in the zona and then get a room for about 20 dls plus a security deposit. This was before the CC remodel so there wasn't a lot of traffic in that area. One morning at checkout the asshole at the front counter said there was only one towel in the room when all the rooms have 2 towels and wouldn't give me my security deposit back. Typical Mexico bullshit! It wasn't a lot of money but it was the point. Never stayed there again. After that it was always Ibiza or Rizo de Oro for me. Since then CC club has been remodeled and I think Leyva has too so things are probably different. It was a primitive place with a tv but no cable and no AC or heat. Most any chica would go to this motel. BG's, SG's and freelancers. I think some of the zona chicas used to live in this motel too. Moe.

[Jackie888]

Anyone use Motel Leyva next to the Chicago Club? Will Chicago chicas go there? Seems like a better deal for over nighters because Jalos slaps on a surcharge for your 2nd chica.

[Jackie888]

Yea that's what I was thinking. It's bodily fluid so it has to come from somewhere. It probably is the same liquid as "urine" but for some reason it doesn't carry the gross pungent odor.

I was thinking to truly get to the bottom of this great mystery we can find a chica who can easily squirt when she cums and collect some of that "pussy juice" in a plastic cup. And then have that same chica pee in a cup. Then we take both of those samples to a medical lab to have them analyzed. We could also smell it while it's in the cups to do our own smell test. Who's with me? Who wants to walk into HK with me wearing scrubs and medical lab coat and blue medical gloves?

Considering how many guys here on this board are hard drinkers and the amount of guys in the clubs drinking heavily, I think we can disregard the lab and have a blind folded taste test and the mongers as judges once we get the guys boozed up a little. It'll be like Pepsi vs Coke Zona Norte style. Maybe we shouldn't tell them it's pee, but a new Mexican beer made by chicas.

[Member #4730]

So in a quest to replay the previous meeting, I had the day off and wanted to see the Monday activity. I always usually go on weekends, but this time I didn't find the Sonoran girl. A dark lady from Medellin came up to me and grinding her butt on junior. I was just looking at flights to Medellin so it must have been a sign. We got a booth and a ficha for the lady for $9. She continued to grind and dry jump me. I asked how much and she said $100. I told her $80, but she didn't understand and the mesero said she would do $80, but she wanted another ficha. I hate playing games, but she had a wonderful body. Her name is Layla and has been in Tijuana for 3 days. She has a muscular body tone and 6 pack abs. The weird thing was she had this red peach fuzz hair on her arms. For some reason I couldn't stop from staring. She has a wonderful body, but her man mades are solid. I usually prefer a more natural soft feel. The winner for me was her tight butt. We got down to business, but I couldn't pop as she wasn't very GFE and it takes some time for me to go. Eventually got tired and noticed blood on the condom and kinda turned me off. I couldn't get off and she decided to do a CBJ and I asked if I could remove the condom as I can only go with a BBBJ, but she wouldn't budge. We parted ways and she is entertaining, but not won't repeat as we just didn't click.

I left and tried to find a street girl that got me off, but those hotels they use are the worst dumps you'll visit. Overall good time, but the kids constantly asking for money in the Zona was kind of a mood killer as I usually only see them hassle people when going back to the border. Usually want to escape from reality, but kids asking for money in an adult zone really killed my vibe.

[Captain Solo]

SeaBeeJoe.

A long and expensive research project by NIH concluded that putas' piss is the main cause of unwashed sheets in Tijuana's cheap fuck motels to smell like shit!

Dr. Fauci went on national TV to confirm this scientific fact.

[Dcrist0527]

Yea that's what I was thinking. It's bodily fluid so it has to come from somewhere. It probably is the same liquid as "urine" but for some reason it doesn't carry the gross pungent odor.

I was thinking to truly get to the bottom of this great mystery we can find a chica who can easily squirt when she cums and collect some of that "pussy juice" in a plastic cup. And then have that same chica pee in a cup. Then we take both of those samples to a medical lab to have them analyzed. We could also smell it while it's in the cups to do our own smell test. Who's with me? Who wants to walk into HK with me wearing scrubs and medical lab coat and blue medical gloves?

When I hear Jinx snap on a rubber glove, I'm running for the exits. LOL.

[Jinxx]

There is a possibility that that squirting includes both juices. And when mixed together, the odor of the urine is mitigated and your nose is not picking it up.

Yea that's what I was thinking. It's bodily fluid so it has to come from somewhere. It probably is the same liquid as "urine" but for some reason it doesn't carry the gross pungent odor.

I was thinking to truly get to the bottom of this great mystery we can find a chica who can easily squirt when she cums and collect some of that "pussy juice" in a plastic cup. And then have that same chica pee in a cup. Then we take both of those samples to a medical lab to have them analyzed. We could also smell it while it's in the cups to do our own smell test. Who's with me? Who wants to walk into HK with me wearing scrubs and medical lab coat and blue medical gloves?

[Jackie888]

I believe that urine and pussy juice are unequivocally two very different things. And I'll tell you exactly why. The smell. Urine aka pee aka piss has a very distinct, very unmistakable odor. Pussy juice does not carry that same very distinct very unmistakable odor. I remember I banged out pornstar Giselle Montes in motel La Mansion she freaking gushed all over the bathroom. I had to throw towels on the floor to keep from slipping and falling that's how much liquid was all over the floor. If that would've been urine it would've smelled absolutely disgusting but I didn't notice any smell at all. Another time when I hooked up with pornstar Samantha Garmendia in hotel Jalos when she was at Chicago's, holy shit she was squirting like the damn sprinkler system had gone off. She totally drenched the whole entire room, floor, mattress, walls. The whole entire room was soaking wet. I'm not exaggerating one tiny bit. And that time as well the liquid did not carry the disgusting obvious odor of urine. Ok now contrast that when I've been next to a chicas who is indeed taking a real piss in the shower or the toilet. As soon as she lets that pee come out I smell it absolutely immediately and grosses me out every single time. Pussy juice and actual urine have two unmistakably distinct smells. It's impossible to confuse one for the other. The difference is like night and day.

There is a possibility that that squirting includes both juices. And when mixed together, the odor of the urine is mitigated and your nose is not picking it up.

[Hadez]

In March and April squirting seemed to be a thing going around with different club girls.

Seemed to go away in May and June from my experiences.

I am sure anyone who wants it can keep getting it. These Tijuana girls seem to be all about providing services in my experience.

[Jinxx]

I too am not into it but more power to those who are. I just try to help educate where I can. I was in a Mexico City Whatsapp group where there was debate over the composition of the liquid when a chica squirts and just a few posts below in this very thread we had a guy thinking it was "pussy juice" so trying to help where I can.

I believe that urine and pussy juice are unequivocally two very different things. And I'll tell you exactly why. The smell. Urine aka pee aka piss has a very distinct, very unmistakable odor. Pussy juice does not carry that same very distinct very unmistakable odor. I remember I banged out pornstar Giselle Montes in motel La Mansion she freaking gushed all over the bathroom. I had to throw towels on the floor to keep from slipping and falling that's how much liquid was all over the floor. If that would've been urine it would've smelled absolutely disgusting but I didn't notice any smell at all. Another time when I hooked up with pornstar Samantha Garmendia in hotel Jalos when she was at Chicago's, holy shit she was squirting like the damn sprinkler system had gone off. She totally drenched the whole entire room, floor, mattress, walls. The whole entire room was soaking wet. I'm not exaggerating one tiny bit. And that time as well the liquid did not carry the disgusting obvious odor of urine. Ok now contrast that when I've been next to a chicas who is indeed taking a real piss in the shower or the toilet. As soon as she lets that pee come out I smell it absolutely immediately and grosses me out every single time. Pussy juice and actual urine have two unmistakably distinct smells. It's impossible to confuse one for the other. The difference is like night and day.