Chicago Club Reports

[Member #4730]

I've spent most of my life only being interested in Latin women. So Mexico is very easy for me and I always feel at home. I've heard plenty about SEA but the language barrier and being in a monger rich area doesn't appeal to me and I only gomtoTJ because of how close it is. Yet I will not go on busy nights because it's no fun.

I'm interested in all beauty. In Dubai met some exotic Ethiopian princesses and tried to meet up with some Iranians, but language barrier. I now have trusty google translate and sometimes stuff gets lost in translation software, but sarcasm and jokes still manage to crack a smile. Tijuana is a good hold over for me as I've met some remarkable regulars. Chicas are the most passionate from my travels, but maybe due to being single and being able to cultivate trust. You should try SEA once in your life.

[Member #4730]

KoolBeans you should try some boner pills. You're always talking about not being able to get junior going. Some Maxifort 50 MG should get you going so you can avoid these problems. I'll probably head to Tijuana Sunday evening. Will hit up Chicago even though I never really find a chick who catches my attention there. I always figure it's worth a look just in case I discover a Diamond in the rough.

I don't have a problem getting it up, but just use junior too much for his own good. I have problems when I have done a marathon session with one chica with multiple pops and then guess I'm all popped out. The problem I have now is junior not going and just fucking endlessly trying to get him to pop. I guess I could try it, but then probably have a boner all day and night and probably pass out. The chicas do have a limit and it seems like 3 hours, except a few that could probably go all day and night.

[Nothing24]

KoolBeans you should try some boner pills. You're always talking about not being able to get junior going. Some Maxifort 50 MG should get you going so you can avoid these problems. I'll probably head to Tijuana Sunday evening. Will hit up Chicago even though I never really find a chick who catches my attention there. I always figure it's worth a look just in case I discover a Diamond in the rough.

[Sol12]

Yeah, just a few people I wish I could block as they really know how to kill a good party. Sad thing is they probably don't even go to the Zona and in their living rooms bitching about small petty shit. They can stay at home and beating off to others stories and pics. People should share their experience. You should really look at Thai forums / different board. Wonderful trip reports with various photos to help visualize their trip. A few party poopers, but mostly mongers that want to have fun and enjoy living their lives vicariously through others.

I've spent most of my life only being interested in Latin women. So Mexico is very easy for me and I always feel at home. I've heard plenty about SEA but the language barrier and being in a monger rich area doesn't appeal to me and I only gomtoTJ because of how close it is. Yet I will not go on busy nights because it's no fun.

[Dcrist0527]

Yeah, just a few people I wish I could block as they really know how to kill a good party. Sad thing is they probably don't even go to the Zona and in their living rooms bitching about small petty shit. They can stay at home and beating off to others stories and pics. People should share their experience. You should really look at Thai forums / different board. Wonderful trip reports with various photos to help visualize their trip. A few party poopers, but mostly mongers that want to have fun and enjoy living their lives vicariously through others.

There are ways to block people here. I am not sure how but it is possible. Like you, I have a few I'd like to block. But I use them as an exercise in self-discipline. LOL I, too, appreciate your stories and willingness to share. I don't do things exactly like you but who cares? We're all better off understanding others' experiences.

[PdSuave]

They are not girlfriends. Just regulars that I meet up with when in town. Better value than a pro that is going to offer mechanical service. I usually pay $200-$300 for hhr to hr of service with a provider stateside and chicas take value further. Everyone is different. Not a street girl type of dude. Why dont you share some stories instead of fear mongering people about C19? Ill probably just chronicle my trips on another forum since everyone focuses on stuff like food pics, taxis, etc.

Excellent reporting KB. Keep it up! So refreshing to read about stuff like this. So tired of COVID dominated topics.

[Member #4730]

KB I'm sure I speak for many that enjoy your stories and how open and honest you are with what you have going on in your life. I can relate to many of your stories and they are a pleasant change to what most write about here. I hope you continue to post but understand if you begin to limit what you say. I for one don't feel comfortable putting my private life on a public forum. Even though the chances of anyone figuring out who I am or who they are is slim why take the risk for guys that will never experience what I have in Tijuana.

Yeah, just a few people I wish I could block as they really know how to kill a good party. Sad thing is they probably don't even go to the Zona and in their living rooms bitching about small petty shit. They can stay at home and beating off to others stories and pics. People should share their experience. You should really look at Thai forums / different board. Wonderful trip reports with various photos to help visualize their trip. A few party poopers, but mostly mongers that want to have fun and enjoy living their lives vicariously through others.

[Sol12]

They are not girlfriends. Just regulars that I meet up with when in town. Better value than a pro that is going to offer mechanical service. I usually pay $200-$300 for hhr to hr of service with a provider stateside and chicas take value further. Everyone is different. Not a street girl type of dude. Why dont you share some stories instead of fear mongering people about C19? Ill probably just chronicle my trips on another forum since everyone focuses on stuff like food pics, taxis, etc.

KB I'm sure I speak for many that enjoy your stories and how open and honest you are with what you have going on in your life. I can relate to many of your stories and they are a pleasant change to what most write about here. I hope you continue to post but understand if you begin to limit what you say. I for one don't feel comfortable putting my private life on a public forum. Even though the chances of anyone figuring out who I am or who they are is slim why take the risk for guys that will never experience what I have in Tijuana.

[Member #4730]

I'm trying to understand why you are trying to create bona fide girlfriends of out 10 professional chicas.

They are not girlfriends. Just regulars that I meet up with when in town. Better value than a pro that is going to offer mechanical service. I usually pay $200-$300 for hhr to hr of service with a provider stateside and chicas take value further. Everyone is different. Not a street girl type of dude. Why dont you share some stories instead of fear mongering people about C19? I’ll probably just chronicle my trips on another forum since everyone focuses on stuff like food pics, taxis, etc.

[Jackie888]

I'm trying to understand why you are trying to create bona fide girlfriends of out 10 professional chicas.

[Member #4730]

We arrive to her apartment complex and she lives on the top floor. The inside of her apartment is bare bones studio. It has a propane stove and kitchen sink as you enter. The hallway leads to the living room / bedroom which is occupied by a queen size bed and a 32-40" LED tv. She has a make shift night stand and other plastic bins throughout. She has a lot of windows in the unit without curtains. I'm considering bringing window curtains when I visit next time.

I could hear her puppy whining and she went to let her in the house. The puppy seemed happy to see people after her 8 HR. Shift. She put food into the dogs bowl and we got comfortable on her bed as it was the only piece of furniture in the room. We cuddled and then she fell asleep around 2 am. I couldn't sleep as she didn't have AC and only a loud ass fan that felt like I was in the middle of a hurricane. Also I kept feeling bug bites and must have been fleas as this morning I don't have any welts when mosquitos bite. I was thinking to myself what am I doing here and what am I doing with my life? I prefer the comforts of AC, but will suffer lying next to a naked chica. I texted my regular that I took to Rosarito wishing her speedy recovery from her surgery and she apparently texted me back at 2 am saying thanks and to have a good night. I texted her back I'm going to send her a lengthy email explaining my reservations about taking things further as it is too complicated to detail in a string of text messages.

I eventually doze off and then wake up at 7 am as I felt the regular moving her arm under my neck. Not sure how her arm got under my neck, but I bet I was snoring like a bear. She turned around with her back towards me and I decide to give her a nice body hug big spoon style. The feeling of her smooth skin made junior hot and I started to kiss her back and rub her breasts and kitty. I spent 5-10 min. doing this to see if it would get kitty wet. Eventually she felt like she was ready and I put junior towards the entrance and slid it in. She was moaning softly and I could feel her body shake. She seems to enjoy it. I proceed and lift my leg in the air so I can get deeper and she seems to love it even more. Eventually my leg / hips got tired so I put her in lazy doggy and I think that is her favorite position as well as mine with her. She is really wet now and I am getting in the grove, but guess it is too much as she fucks up the rhythm by pushing me back or changing the angle. We were in this position for a while, but I couldn't go even though it felt like heaven.

We lay next to each other laughing and I ask if we should shower. We took a shower and asked if she wanted to go outside to get breakfast, but she said she can make coffee and tacos in her apartment. I was fine as she seems to be a home body. She reminds me of someone that should have grown up in the 60's-70's as she would be the perfect flower girl hippie. She boils the water on her stove and uses instant coffee, creamer, and sugar. It tastes great and she proceeds to make some bean tacos which were decent for the limited kitchen appliances available to her. I took a photo of the tacos she made, but everyone knows what a taco looks like right? I don't think she even has a refrigerator, at least I didn't see one. After eating I ordered an Uber and slid $100 into her purse as I bought a lot of drinks for her the night before.

The Uber ride was 1 minute away and I told her I'd have to book it since she lives on the top floor and I have to run down all of the stairs. She gives me a spare key to the security gate so I can leave and get down to catch the Uber. It only cost $3 from her apartment to the border and I tipped the driver $2. On my way through, the immigration officer asked the purpose of my visit and I said bars and it is 8 am. He said that makes sense and that would be easy. Then he asks to see my gold Miami Cuban link, which he said looks nice. I thought he was going to try and hit me with some import tax, but they are normal people with similar interests. I got home safely and running on 4 hours of sleep. A much needed GFE session to cure the bar girl blues.

[Member #4730]

I chatted with a bar girl I took to Rosarito and said I was heading to Tijuana and she was going to rest for her surgery. During the chat I find out she is "catching" feelings for me and not sure what that means, but I think she is growing on me. I told her it is best to stay friends and then she agrees it is probably best. I was feeling down so head to Tijuana and get in town by 1930. I met up with a regular at Chicago and I walked straight past her sitting at the bar. I turned around and was going to walk to sit in a booth and then she grabbed me with a bear hug. She always gets me with that infectious smile. We are sat in a booth and ordinary conversation, groping, fondling, and she is showing me photos of her trip to Cancun and her upcoming trip to San Carlos with her family. She orders some cervezas and tequila shots. I don't mind spending money on a regular that I know will provide me good service so she is getting drunk and hitting her weed vape pen.

She snuggles up to me and I tell her I love her abrazos and she just gives me those eyes that stare deep into my soul. Another lady did the same in Macau, a Viet thigh masseuse would just stare at me and I could intensity. We make out and eventually we go arrriba. It was an awkward session as I still had the other regular that I took to Rosarito on my mind. Junior functioned, but couldn't go. She gave amazing BBBJ and rode me good, but not sure if it is my ego preventing junior from going as not sure if her moaning is acting or if she is close and don't want to pop early. So we just lay together and the knock comes. We take a shower and then I tip the cleanup guy $3. Not sure how much time we went over the limit.

We go downstairs and I bid farewell. I head to HK to see what is going on and text a few regulars. The club is packed for a Thursday night and as soon as I walked in a lady was grinding her ass on junior. I just laughed and kept walking, then a moment later another chica was grabbing junior. I don't have a preference for dominate chicas and couldn't find anyone that I was interested in chatting with. I sat at main stage with my stack of dollars, but the dancer wouldn't acknowledge me or my money so she didn't get any. Not sure, but mojo was all off while in HK. I guess it is similar to most others experiences where it seems all pros working the club. A lady walked by and tried to sit in my lap rubbing her tittys in my face and asking for a dollar and I said no thanks.

I wasn't feeling HK so headed to Adelitas. I got into Adelitas and sat at the main stage and same scenario. I have my stack of dollars and the dancer won't acknowledge me. The guy next to me was just throwing dollars on the stage so I just threw a couple and then glanced around the room. I didn't see anyone worth chatting up and I have never had luck in this club. I saw a few guys getting the freaky treatment and lip service from a few chicas, but all the other chicas were just standing around looking bored or on their phones. I decided to try HK again to see if I could find anyone. None of my regulars are texting me back. Not sure if they are out of town or with a client. Back in HK I still wasn't feeling it and didn't notice any good talent, but near the front poles some of the dancers were hot and I tipped $2 to each that were spinners. They actually appreciate tips and pay attention to clients with money. Not sure why the stage dancer wouldn't engage with the clients.

I sit in the Miami hanger in the only available booth. A taco guy comes by and order 1 asada and 2 adobadas. While waiting for my food, 2 ladies sit on either side of me and introduce themselves, but I'm not interested and they kept saying yo quiero or something to that effect. I said no thanks and they got up and left. Eventually my food came and it was decent, but not great. After eating I did one last lap around and still nothing interesting. I decide to head back to Chicago as she is the only regular that texts back or is in town.

I walk in and the meseros and meseras recognize me. They take me to my regular and get the same booth we had previously. She tells me she went to eat pollo tacos and smoke some mota. She was showing me various Facebook things she found funny. The next thing I know, she gets up and I thought she was going to the restroom, but it is time for her to perform and she does a great pole dancing performance. I know now how she stays fit as she loves to dance. When she came back she showed me photos of an electronic dance festival she went to in Rosarito. She said they had tons of people and she popped LSD. Her photos look like she had fun and she was getting frisky. I asked if she wanted to smoke mota upstairs and she said yes, but with me. I told her I have to drive home, so no go. We eventually go arriba, but this time I pay for an hour $42. Not sure how the pricing works as the hhr was $17. He did hand me 2 condoms, 2 lube packs, a blue pill, and 2 bars of soap. I don't need any of it and just the soap and give it to my regular. We get up to the room and just cuddle for about 5-10 min. She then proceeds to give a great BBBJ and gets on top. She rides me like a champ and then I get her in lazy doggy and she loves it. I love it too as she is so wet at this point and I bust. We lay down and cuddle some more and she is asking me in Spanish if I would come over to her house. I can only decipher a few words, but I agreed and she said to meet her by Monte Carlo restaurant and she'll pick me up in the taxi. I said sure. We take a shower and part ways.

I go to the juice place sweet treats to get some smoothies and a muffin for us and wait for her to arrive. I pay for the smoothies and muffin and then I hear my name and it is her waving at me from the back of a taxi. I hop in and she has the taxi stop by a corner store to get dog food, water, and chips. While waiting I notice the intersection has cameras from all vantage points. Not sure who is monitoring them, but I thought it was interesting to see. She comes back out and we head to her apartment. We arrive and the taxi cost $5. Even bar girls get ripped off more than we do as the ride was so short. The ride to the border for us mongers cost $5 and feels like it is a longer trip. To be continued as I have to do some personal things.

[Member #4730]

Yah, I was broken hearted over a chica in the past and could not get it up for another for a few months, it totally sucked. After I swore off falling in love with a chica, but I was and still am a gentleman to the ladies. It gets you further.

Yeah crazy thing is she took junior from 0 to 100 within 5 minutes. I think she was happy and she gave me a high five with a smile. Her smile is infectious as well. The regulars all have different traits that have me returning (cuddling, kissing, freak, etc.). Glad with variety in life as it keeps things interesting. I'm going down today to meet a regular at Rosarito and she wants to eat at Poseidon restaurant. I will report back and also bringing a GoPro.

[Member #4730]

Thats very nice, might pay for 2 days tomorrow.

Highly suggest it! It was nice and the price is actually $45, but paid by CC and they charged peso which Chase converted to $43.17.

[SeaBeeJoe]

I decided to stop by Chicago with low expectations as the regular I meet at the club never texts me back so I assumed she must have left town and the hobby. I got into the club and saw her heavy set Venezuelan friend. I say Hi and she motions for me to sit and wait while she goes to find my regular. She goes to the back of the club and out pops my regular looking stunning with a large smile across her face. I decide to sit with them in the private booths in the back with the understanding the mesera may ask me to buy them a bucket of beers. I order 3 shots of tequila as an introductory return and surprised it was $60. I think HK tequila for ladies was still same price as the beer. Another guy shows up with a hookah and we decide to do it for $25. Things were getting frisky with my regular as she is squeezing my arms and making out with me like a long lost BF. Her Venezuelan friend broke out a whistle and was making a bunch of commotion. Eventually the mesera hit me up asking if I'm getting them buckets of beer since we are sitting in the private booths and I said sure. I didn't want to be rude and kick the Venezuelan out as she has always been helpful trying to track down my regular. I mentioned that Ive been texting my regular and they both laugh saying they were high yesterday and didnt know who was texting. So they took a photo of all of us and put it on the profile.

We are hitting the hookah and my regulars vape weed pen. I felt the high along with the tequila shot. Her Venezuelan roommate shows a baggie with something called Armani and she said it is wonderful, but I don't feel like experimenting at the moment. I suggested we get a place in Rosarito beach to get high and take shrooms on the beach. They seem to like the idea and I said I'the bring a bottle of Don Julio 1942. Not sure if they are actually both going to go through with meeting, but I'll follow up with them. I asked if they could go to Rizo since I have the room, but she said they have to end their shift at 430 am and then they would be off work and no one would be spying on them.

I said 430 am I'm likely sleeping so it wouldn't work, but she said we would have a fun time. I was like sure if I'm still functional. Eventually I take my regular upstairs and notice I burned through a lot of money with the drinks and fun might be cut short. I had enough to pay my regular for the room and session, but not much else. We get to the room and she is smiling and getting undressed. I get undressed and wash my hands and take a much needed piss. Probably not attractive to begin the session with a minute long piss, but who knows. I feel high and just can't keep my hands off her body. I noticed that junior wasn't waking up and my regular gave me her vape pen again and I took a big hit. I guess I hit it too hard as I was choking and trying to suck and lick on her nipples. She wouldn't let me lick her kitty which I thought was odd. She wasn't naturally wet either.

I'm weird as I need a trifecta for junior to function properly. I need sensual kissing, naturally wet kitty, and nice body on body contact. When a woman has to lube their box, then it mentally kills my mojo. Not sure if it is ego or what, but I just couldn't get junior up and was thinking in my head what is wrong and getting performance anxiety. Not sure if it was because I was tired from previous session or if I was too high to focus. She seems to lose interest and we end up body on body cuddling and light kisses. I told her we could go take a shower and cut session short as I felt embarrassed and didn't want to waste her time, but she just kept holding me and kissing me. She felt motherly for some reason and miraculously junior woke up and she got on top and rode me until I went. She seemed to be happy she got me off and I felt relieved that session wasn't wasted.

For some reason, my regular that I spent most of Monday with keeps running through my head. I can recall her telling me that she is always wet with me and never has to use lube and that her pussy was still pulsating while having breakfast. She put her hooks into my sexual soul, but I have to forget about her as she went back home for school.

As we were getting cleaned up and bidding farewell, I told the regular I'd text her, but she kind of motioned that junior is probably done for the night. I just checked out of Rizo and headed home. As I normally do, any change or spare bills I have left from the trip I donate to the single mothers with kids on the walk back to the border, as it breaks my heart seeing them sleeping on concrete sidewalks. I can recall growing up poor and eating out of trash cans and glad life kicked me in the face at a young age as I feel it has helped me become somewhat successful in life. I'm probably still high writing this, but glad I'm home safe.

Yah, I was broken hearted over a chica in the past and could not get it up for another for a few months, it totally sucked. After I swore off falling in love with a chica, but I was and still am a gentleman to the ladies. It gets you further.