Chicago Club Reports

[Captain Solo]

Went in Chicago Thursday night 11 PM. The club has doubled in size, expanded into the rear with a new strip stage, so it has 2 large stages with a jacuzzi in the middle.

There were roughly a dozen girls, 2 were stripping on stages, 2 sitting in the foaming jacuzzi, a few sitting with guys, the rest sitting quietly around the 2 bars. Chicago girls are mostly older and heavier for Mexican taste; none peeked my interest. There was not much excitement in Chicago. The strippers did not get any propinas. The girls just sat around quietly, not talking, not having fun, the complete opposite of HK.

The door guy told me Chicago now opens 24 hours a day. The music was thumping all night to hotel Leyva. I checked in again 10 AM the next morning. The music was going but there were no girls inside.

Chicago's hotel is being remodeled, may be even expanded. Chicago just has to find ways to bring in more guys into its door to pay for the upgrades. Start with more hot young flirty girls.

[Captain Solo]

Friday night 2 weeks ago, I was sitting at the bar by myself without a wingman, drinking Chicago's free beer. No less than 10 girls were walking by, giving me the eyes. None looked too nice, pretty, happy. They all looked older, in mid 30's, heavy, with droopy boobs and saggy asses and high mileage. I gave a few propinas into their crotches to send them off.

The girl sitting next to me was better-looking. She was flirting with me then pulled down her bras and pulled up her short skirts to show me her big boobs and her hairy pussy hehe. Had to give her a few $ and groped her crotch, kissed her on her lips. She wanted $80 to go arriba, which I declined. For $80 HK girls are far more nice, young, fresh, fun, pretty.

Damn. If Southern California had a few bars like HK and Chicago, where old, kinky perverts can flirt and play their little sex and power games with loose girls, USC would not have lost all her deans at the Medical school. The bros should start a big and loose titties bar right next to USC to entertain its horny and dumb milionaire deans.

Consider yourself extremely smart, lucky and privileged to hang out in Tijuana regularly. Hehe.

[The Tall Man]

First off I can hardly believe that it has been over a decade since I last had a walk through CC let alone buy a beer but last night, Friday October 6 at about 9:30 PM I spent an hour and a half checking it out.

Probably 15 women and a few faces that I recognize from HK, as some of you have commented on before. Some were chubby but in the bunch you could find 3 or 4 that were doable.

The remodeling looks good with the stage and the lighting. I bought a few beers for a girl and she showed me the back room that is under construction, she said that this area will include a Jacuzzi or sauna, WTF? Is this true?

There was decent music being played and probably 10 to 15 guys at tables and some with girls.

In the course of almost 2 hours I did not see even one guy take a girl arriba.

I could not help by reminisce that during 1999 through about 2003 I had a blast in CC, who knows it could return, it is promising. I will check it out again next time I am in town.

Keeping our collective fingers crossed!

TTM.

[Flak3]

Bar hopped around laZona Roja. Didn't find anyone at Adelita's, HK (lots of girls I would've banged but they were already with one of you lucky SOB's), or the alley so when the mesero near Adelitas asked if I wanted a free beer at Chicago, I said yes. He gave me the free beer with no hassles. Asked for a voluntary tip, so I gave him $2 US. Sat near the restrooms in the back so it was hard to see most of the girls, but it looked pretty lively. Lots of girls grinding on guys laps for drinks, making out with guys, and letting guys get a nice look at their tits and ass. After a while, a mesero dropped a girl into my lap. She was late-20's, curly blond hair, thin with a nice natural rack. I offered her a drink and she immediately started grinding her butt on my lap and guiding my hands all over her body (tits, butt, and v). On the second drink she started giving me a HJ and I was sold (each lady drink was $8 US and I gave $2 US tip, mostly since the guy brought the girl to me). I asked for arriba and she quoted $80 US. I asked for pesos and she pulled out her phone and input 80 x 16 = 1280. I typed in 1000 and she said okay (felt bad because the actual rate is 18:1). Some guy walked us out and then asked for $5 US for giving her a robe? Paid for the room and she stripped down and continued the lap dance for a few minutes to get me hard. Then went on the condom. Quick CBJ and then she rode me and let me bang her til my time ran out. She didn't wash afterwards which goes to show, you guys should not be kissing or going down on these girls unless you like being cuckolded, haha.

No line at the old border around 3 am. I usually park at the lot next to the Jack in the Box ($8). Noticed a new sign that the parking is $12 on Saturday and Sunday.

[Captain Solo]

Recently I have not seen any stripper in Chicago hot enough to hold my interests. They are mostly too old and heavy for my taste. 1 or 2 hot young girls were always sitting with guys drinking fichas.

Chicago is too tame; its strippers are shy and detached from the audience. They never flirt, get close to guys for touches and never get any tips for their strip routines.

Did anybody ever see a lesbian show in Chicago? I have never seen one. HK girls would cruise the bar, flirting with guys, letting them grope their assets for a few $ propinas. They make HK feel fun and sexy.

[RikyMichaels7]

Went to Chicago last Thursday at about 4 pm. There were about 20 girls and mostly local dudes. There were two girls that were beautiful. One came over. Real cute. Nice body. Told me she was going to dance in a few minutes. She danced to three rock and roll songs and I swear she was the best and most entertaining dancer I have ever seen. So entertaining. On her last dance she poured a bucket of ice water over her body on stage and then proceeded to slither around the stage like she was on a slip and slide. The waiter and I were bowing down to her greatness. She was a kick. Her name is Natasha.

[Jackie888]

I guess quoting $100 for Ariba wasn't the smartest move in the world.

[Captain Solo]

Was in Chicago last Friday night with a wing man for the free beers hoping to see the belly dancers strip show again. The Middle Eastern decor was removed. Girls were no longer wearing their sexy, half-revealing belly dancer costumes. Chicago was back to its plain old Mexican puta bar hehe. About a dozen girls were sitting around quietly around the bar, giving us the eyes; only 1 or 2 were young, slim, pretty worth second looks. Clients were all young Mexicans, about half dozen were drinking with girls.

The mesero was claiming the coupon was 2 beers for 1 price, which we had to pay for one first. We refused to pay and he relented. He was pushing ficha girls aggressively and said lap dances were half price $10 for tonight only; what a bunch of manipulative bull shit. Only 2 girls out of a dozen were drinking with guys. The only girl I liked was drinking with a guy. The rest was just sitting around, looking desperate for business. A pair came over to suggest fichas, but we had to decline and give them propinas. I felt really sad having to turn them down.

A girl at the bar showed me her fine boobs and naked crotch, groping my crotch for a long time for a propina. Chicago's girls should cruise the bar, smile and flirt with guys, get to make the scene more lively and sexy, instead of just sitting on their asses like zombies. Guys could also cruise the bars, get to know the girls, giving them propinas and feel them up.

A chunky girl with dark skin full of large tattoos was doing a lame strip routine. Nobody was tipping the poor girls. The bar did not have many talents, did not feel exciting, fun, and sexy, so we quickly left after the first free beer.

[Baxter Slade]

I remember the Captain posting something about not wanting to be a near another girl again.

with guys, all dressed in exotic see-through Middle Eastern belly dancers' costumes and face veils. Got to admit they looked very sexy and fuckable in their half-revealing costumes.

But after reading that I just threw up in my mouth.

[Captain Solo]

Was walking to the school girl corner with a wing man for a shrimp coctele when a Chicago's mesero accosted us aggressively at the corner of bar Gloria. He would not give out the coupon, wanted us to go with him to claim it. Told him we had to eat first. He told us to come back for him, and that he would be working that corner until 7 AM. Damn.

Had a good shrimp camaron coctele con todo as usual. The guys at that stand speak English and produce the tastiest and best values in cocteles.

I wish they sell beers to go with their cocteles.

There were half a dozen school girls hanging out in front of the hotels at that corner, a few looked new, fresh, hot young girls. I asked one with a pretty face, slim body and smooth light skin. She said fuckie sin ropa 300 pesos; fuckie why suckie sin ropa 400 pesos hehe. She was a very cute girl.

After the coctele looked up the Chicago's mesero at bar Gloria corner but he vanished. Went to Chicago any way and insisted to have free beer coupons with the floor manager. He relented, writing down 2 sheets of paper and told the nuts vendors to get us free drinks.

Chicago was all decked out in Middle Eastern decor with long, colorful flowing silk sheets hanging on ceiling. There were 2 dozen girls sitting in the bar, a few spinners drinking fichas with guys, all dressed in exotic see-through Middle Eastern belly dancers' costumes and face veils. Got to admit they looked very sexy and fuckable in their half-revealing costumes. Weirder still, all meseros were dressed in long white Muslim tunics, looking like Osama Bin Laden and his disciples hehe. They were parading around the bar with flaming tiki torches right under the silk sheets. I was preparing for a quick exit if they started a fire in the place. The harelipped mesero was aggressively pushing companies with the hot chicas on us. We gave them propinas and told them to wait until later.

We were sitting at the raised strip platform, drinking free beers, watching the strip show. Good-looking chicas put up a few interesting strip routines in their exotic costumes and face veils with Mexican and Rock music. They looked hot and sexy in very exotic ways that I was seriously considering taking the hottest one upstairs, lift her veil and fuck the night lights out of her. The new younger MC announced something for $20 dollars. I collared him and made him honor his offer for $20 arribas. He roared out laughing, saying the $20 are for private lap dances in the booths along the entrance; arribas are $100 damn.

Chicago is becoming very entertaining in its exotic ways. The heavy and chubby strippers were all gone; replaced by new talents with a few fresh, hot spinners worth checking out. The poor strippers looked extremely exotic and sexy, but noone was giving them propinas. We gave them tips to encourage them to continue their strip shows.

So, if you ever had the secret wishes to ravage the sexiest-looking Middle Eastern belly dancers in a harem, make your quick research tour into Chicago. This place is now offering hot, exotic-looking models, very appealing and attractive in their semi revealing costumes, completely opposite the boobs, butts and pussies in your faces in HK. Hehe.

[Phordphan]

Nope, not true, the reason was because they got into a fight with the yellow taxi cabs, they were dependent on them to bring clients in from the border, went they had the fall out the taxi drivers started spreading rumors like that and convincing clients to go somewhere else. Now with the yellow cabs gone from the border (thank you uber) it seems that CC may have another chance.

I don't buy that, either. CC was the happening spot when HK was just a small, dumpy club with a few poles, and Miami was a small club that shared a door with HK. Then some genius in the HK ownership invested a boatload of money and turned HK into a large, US-style strip club. But a US-style strip club with Mexican contact rules. All the gringos flocked from CC to HK. The gringo pool never got larger and, in fact, got much smaller after they tightened the passport requirements and border controls. Why CC didn't fight back earlier, I'm not sure. But I think the gringo pool may have grown some, and lots of guys (not nearly enough) are calling BS on $100/20 minute arribas. I think this is the opportunity CC may have to steal some customers from HK and increase their market share.

All the Yellow Cabs used to try to get everybody to go to Purple Rain, and you see what happened to them.

[Jim0129]

The Rumor I heard about why Chicago Club lost its business was that years ago, a tranny or two got in the club and some of the local Mexican men found themselves getting BJs from "women" who were actually men. Don't know how long it took for the locals to discover the truth about these "women" but the shot hit the fan after word spread that some of the Chicago club chicas were actually men. Don't know if this rumor is true, but it would explain the sudden decrease in business. Mexican men will not tolerate finding out that they are buying drinks or dating camouflaged men in women's clothing, not women, IMO.

Anyone know if this Rumor is true?

Nope, not true, the reason was because they got into a fight with the yellow taxi cabs, they were dependent on them to bring clients in from the border, went they had the fall out the taxi drivers started spreading rumors like that and convincing clients to go somewhere else. Now with the yellow cabs gone from the border (thank you uber) it seems that CC may have another chance.

[Ath Trainer]

Stopped in for a look, last night, about 1000 pm. Looks nice inside. Waiter tried to sit me as soon as I entered. Couple girls sitting by the door attacked right away. Maybe 10 to 15 chicas. A few guys. One girl saw me, and make her way closer, as soon as I entered. Wasnt there 5 minutes and left. Better looking than Ab girls.

[Captain Solo]

Looks like you can date nice, sweet, pretty, girls, 18-20 YO, and have hot sex with them all night every weekend.

Who needs to marry some flabby, old, ugly, insulting US women, who will skewer you in the family court, and rob you of all your life savings?

I recall my ATF in CC, she actually had a visa so we would meet in the Gas Lamp bar restaurant and do normal stuff, lots of fun, she was picture perfect and a natural beauty, this went on for about a year and then we just lost contact with each other.

Back around this time I would spend 2 to 4 days overnight usually next door at La Veya (spelling? And I went down 2 times a month. Now I enjoy an overnight-er at Cascadas about once a month and this suits me just fine. I seem to just get tired more quickly with the bar seen.

TTM.

[Captain Solo]

You should take a couple Chicago coupons and treat your favorite street walkers to a few free drinks. Hehe.

They are routinely just offering a free drink to get you in the door. As I walked around the corner of Gloria Bar, many times this guy from CC offered me a free drink. I neglected because I am not drinking anyway.