Dubai - Hotel Information

[Wicked Roger]

My fellow sarcastic poster, I must warn you that too many people here seem to be sarcasm-impaired. A disease that seems to be spread across many ethnic groups here.

There is a number of people who may take your advise as serious and try to act on it.

Sad I know, and the saddest is that the moderator will hold you responsible for dumb people procreating.

You have my sympathy.

Sarcasm impaired is way too nice a description Cons. Many seem to still be in [CodeWord131] still clinging to mommy for protection from this who use sarcasm, that plus a lack of educator to know and appreciate the finer at of sarcasm LOL.

Yes the mod will do that and could mod you full time for 'abrasive' to those who say "send her digits bro:, "where can I contact her" and / or have no PM facility and no FR of any worth to their name. They moan like sissies and you will have your bottom spanked LOL.

[Dangelo]

Good, other option is obviously to just rent a decent apartment at airbnb and have your fun there during Ramadan time.

This seems to be on the save side though.

Checking together should work.

But from what I see all bets are off now.

Good luck.

[Cons68]

My fellow sarcastic poster, I must warn you that too many people here seem to be sarcasm-impaired. A disease that seems to be spread across many ethnic groups here.

There is a number of people who may take your advise as serious and try to act on it.

Sad I know, and the saddest is that the moderator will hold you responsible for dumb people procreating.

You have my sympathy.

Hey Joe,

I was just being sarcastic, am tired of these type of comments coming in. Dubai is not an open mongering destination and if you get into trouble, it can get real very fast.

[Cons68]

Checking together should work.

But from what I see all bets are off now.

Good luck.

For Ramadan my plan would be to make the reservation at LM with 2 PAX and meet the lady before to check-in together with her.

Anyone has experience with this procedure and would you see any issues if both are non-UAE citizen?

[Joe Karnavic]

Again to all mongers, who are some as I see far away from reality.

So if anyone want to take the risk and play roulette, be my guest even if its 1% chance, Normally unlikely to happen in big hotels rather its a daily ramadan practice in small hotels where I know incidents of WG's jumping out of balconies to escape that situation, Even some small " unprotected" hotels face this outside Ramadan.

I would rather not to screw around with tension like this, better do it in apartments this month or just wait the hell up till after the month and go back practice jerking your litle friend again.

I agree with you 100%. Mongering in Ramadan is great risk, better call the girl to your apartment or go to safe AMPS like SS. Or wait till Eid. If you are desperate and want to take the risk go ahead, the plus side is they serve good ' lamb biryani' inside which you will enjoy.

[Corn Holio]

Sounds great and yes, do have a number from a stunning Viet girl and would pick er up before check in.

Just read that the LM is still remaining green during Ramadan time.

Again to all mongers, who are some as I see far away from reality.

In Ramadan its not about green hotel or Red, its about when you are in a room with a girl not related to you. This is against the law and for only being with her alone you could get 6 months prison as per Dubai law. Its called in law "illegal void" as translated from Arabic.

And if "semen" found in your room or a used condom or any proof that you two have been fucking, you will face major fellany with deportation.

Now in normal times, those laws are not applicable due to various reasons, unless a scene or a problem occurs.

In Ramadan, the smallest LE officer would be happy to apply the law, so many incidents I know where one could go to reception of any hotel and ask for the couples IDs and proof of relative in all the rooms of the hotel, and don't think that hotel staff doesn't know that your there with an opposite gender person, no matter how you think you sneaked in.

So if anyone want to take the risk and play roulette, be my guest even if its 1% chance, Normally unlikely to happen in big hotels rather its a daily ramadan practice in small hotels where I know incidents of WG's jumping out of balconies to escape that situation, Even some small " unprotected" hotels face this outside Ramadan.

I would rather not to screw around with tension like this, better do it in apartments this month or just wait the hell up till after the month and go back practice jerking your litle friend again.

[Dangelo]

If you can manage like this I don't see any issue in any hotel, not only LM.

Enjoy

Sounds great and yes, do have a number from a stunning Viet girl and would pick er up before check in.

Just read that the LM is still remaining green during Ramadan time.

[Want More]

I think we all missing something here. It is month of Ramadan where historically things get quite serious here. In this month even if you have booked the room, paid and if the 'guest' is not your wife, police can still put you behind bar. In some cases they will keep you inside till Eid.

You are ok if you take the girl home with some caution, alternatively go to places like SS, Steps or similar to get your release. Why you want to take risk and put everything on line just to screw a girl. Not worth it. Wait till 19th July for Eid and things will be back to normal.

Hey Joe,

I was just being sarcastic, am tired of these type of comments coming in. Dubai is not an open mongering destination and if you get into trouble, it can get real very fast.

[Joe Karnavic]

He should have told them to call the police. They would have definitely agreed that he is well within his rights to have a "guest" when he has already paid for the room.

I think we all missing something here. It is month of Ramadan where historically things get quite serious here. In this month even if you have booked the room, paid and if the 'guest' is not your wife, police can still put you behind bar. In some cases they will keep you inside till Eid.

You are ok if you take the girl home with some caution, alternatively go to places like SS, Steps or similar to get your release. Why you want to take risk and put everything on line just to screw a girl. Not worth it. Wait till 19th July for Eid and things will be back to normal.

[FreedomD]

For Ramadan my plan would be to make the reservation at LM with 2 PAX and meet the lady before to check-in together with her.

Anyone has experience with this procedure and would you see any issues if both are non-UAE citizen?

If you can manage like this I don't see any issue in any hotel, not only LM.

Enjoy

[Dangelo]

For Ramadan my plan would be to make the reservation at LM with 2 PAX and meet the lady before to check-in together with her.

Anyone has experience with this procedure and would you see any issues if both are non-UAE citizen?

We were in the older part of the hotel.

[Member #4479]

Was that in the royal club or the old meridien building?

Last weekend you still mean Ramadan right?

If so I would not be surprised if it has ended with you both in prison or diported, playing in the sheep yard while the hungry wolfes around is always fun to watch.

We were in the older part of the hotel.

[Corn Holio]

Stayed at the LE Meridien last weekend and was joined by two separate companions, one in the afternoon and one in the evening.

No problem with the afternoon lady, just met her at the door and went straight to the room. Later that evening however there was a guy in a dishdash sitting in a chair in the corridor leading to the rooms. He got up and walked around every now and then. My second companion and I slipped in and out while he was away from his post, but he made us nervous. She thought he was looking mainly for locals, and it probably helped that we were approx the same age and she was dressed conservatively.

Anyone else come across this?

Was that in the royal club or the old meridien building?

Last weekend you still mean Ramadan right?

If so I would not be surprised if it has ended with you both in prison or diported, playing in the sheep yard while the hungry wolfes around is always fun to watch.

[Member #4479]

Stayed at the LE Meridien last weekend and was joined by two separate companions, one in the afternoon and one in the evening.

No problem with the afternoon lady, just met her at the door and went straight to the room. Later that evening however there was a guy in a dishdash sitting in a chair in the corridor leading to the rooms. He got up and walked around every now and then. My second companion and I slipped in and out while he was away from his post, but he made us nervous. She thought he was looking mainly for locals, and it probably helped that we were approx the same age and she was dressed conservatively.

Anyone else come across this?

[Want More]

OK so this hotel is also RED. At least now in Ramadan. A friend brought a WG with him hotel staff strictly said No when he insisted they actually said we will call police! WTF. Luckily may be with Ramadan I am also out of mongering for some time. LOL.

Cheers!

He should have told them to call the police. They would have definitely agreed that he is well within his rights to have a "guest" when he has already paid for the room.